The Ultimate Ladies Man of Minecraft

well you locked me in the basement so good luck oh my god there's a man there's a man there's proximity voice chat what's he saying he's going hey whoa what is this let's kill them and take the llamas no don't kill oh my god i can't get these the llamas are attacking you now you [ __ ] llamas you're gonna die give me this oh why is he spitting at me stop it look at that okay i have the leash oh you [ __ ] he's a little [ __ ] oh my god yeah now he's a good this is family-friendly minecraft saturday i tamed him [Music] stop spitting on me all right he's good he's good now he's good right in your face he's good he's good oh my god stop spinning i'm in the house where's the gun where's the llama gun i like this llama better he's my buddy best friends forever see this lama loves me kill the wife marry the llama what the [ __ ] duck crouch please wait you hit my legs this game is tearing us apart babe all right now we're good we're good now i'm closing the door to keep the llama inside okay he's your best friend right yeah we need him here not that other one no the other one is dead okay we like brown mama the other one i punched it really died what the hell yeah i got this from do you have pretzels how did you get pretzels give me that put a pretzel in my donkey kong mouth donkey kong loves pretzels did i mind that now guys i'm going to show you how i'm the ultimate ladies man here you go babe oh that's actually so cute oh you brought me so many flowers see i love them i'm going to plant them by our little house ladies men means you're with a lot of ladies no now check this out guys this is why i'm called the ultimate ladies man where are you at babe i'm in the home oh yeah check out what i got you oh those are actually my favorite flower thank you donkey kong getting laid tonight check this out guys check out what i'm doing they call me the ultimate ladies man hey man why'd you pick me now oh it's yellow like the flowers we had at our wedding see you guys don't get lost then kill her stop whispering crazy things what oh that's like andesite or some crab granite i think it's granite that's gunk don't take it for granted babe it's granite yeah with that we're turning it off guys thanks for watching i have more minecraft jokes don't you want to hear some more [Music] some more [Music] then uh that llama keeps hugging the bloogies in the house sacrifice leanna hero mine what pave definitely want sugar cane oh guys are you seeing what i'm seeing please where's my present i thought you were the ultimate ladies man [Music] [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] happy anniversary wait no there's a llama spitting you it's fitting into the house he's hitting it the other one was shot our llama she's on the roof get off of there you [ __ ] stomach obama's retaliating come in here obama obama kill obamacare he looked up there at the other level a battle a battle right behind the height of the hydra obama mama strike i'm like obama get him obama what's taking us obama is doing nothing before this is your uncle obama huh what happened why am i where i'm going i'm dying oh my god what what happened you sat on obama and you got stuck in the wall i went to eat chicken thank you donkey 400 years of laughs what the [ __ ] is this obama you kill me i kill you it's like i say save the drama from him spare him he's so cute come on remember when you first found me you were laughing you were like he's my best friend but then he but then he didn't protect me from the other llama and now he got me killed and this is how he became one of my greatest enemies it's like the end of godfather 2 where he has to shoot fredo i can't look do it while i'm away [Music] i have a tear in my eye right now i'm not killing wife now i feel so sick they just want more killing oh there's a poll right now babe there it is for what what the heck go baby 92 says go big mode on leah i need to go never give you my coordinates and go hide in 100 years of playing minecraft i've never had to go on big mode before oh my god we found each other they've come over oh you're in cow island here i come here hi i almost died wait wait hold still hold still hold still are you killing me no no no i'm kind of afraid of you oh is that like the only thing you're carrying yeah a lot of people are take typing i don't know what that is oh dmc are you playing music right now yeah is that dim domain yep didn't kid gets really mad if you play music oh i was making food for leah the other day and then she just came in and went it's [ __ ] wrong [Music] at least they didn't call you an idiot sandwich look what oh i love these flowers these are so sweet that's why they call me the ultimate ladies man i'm gonna play my love song are you playing copyrighted music no no no you really shouldn't everybody in a chat do this dance [Music] is [Music] stay on crack oh i gotta turn that off are you telling people to crack well the song said stunning so to stay on crack and for you babe i got you something you might you might like [Laughter] love is stronger than a goddammit that's not the right sign watch out anybody in here snitches to demka yup like godfather fredo i know it was you that told dimka about that i played sonic music fredo i know it was you that told dimka that i played sonic r on stream do you marry me yeah i did no this is the wedding down here down in the cave now i don't want to do it do you marry me well let's do it somewhere nicer than this okay yeah she said yes [Music] [Music] you can't have my jake paul post that's for me alone my jake paul poster is for me alone let me have a cut of jake let me have a cut that's something the corner no that's no i want the corner that says it's everyday bro no no guys remember to always keep your jake paul poster in the special contract that you get to keep that where's our house i remember hey this is the wrong way no it's not pushing you off from pushing around oh my god oh my god control the sprint whoa that works you haven't known how to sprint this empire now i can just sprint [Music] yeah i'm trying to tell you you're going the wrong way oh oh my gosh should you put on sonic music again yeah we just have to go this way to get home it's just right over here is this one it's a race [Music] [Music] oh my god nobody tell demka what happened to you hey at least you're home now right yeah i'm right at home you learned you wanted me i'm in the race all right well thanks for watching everybody everybody that was minecraft saturday [Music] can't believe we finally beat the ender dragon oh my god when you see a creeper and you're like oh my god remember when i rode the ender dragon through the tunnel who can forget to turn obama to death

Channel: Dunk Tank

Views: 298,198

Keywords: minecraft, minecraft dunkey, dunkey and leah, dunk and leah, dunk and leah minecraft, minecraft ladies man, ultimate ladies man, ladies man minecraft, minecraft wife, dunk tank, dunkstream

Id: QwyNPSBnoOM

Length: 13min 56sec (836 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 03 2022