Dunkey Reacts to Unexplained Goblin Sightings

everybody out there i want to get you get your blankets on get all your horror get all your horror stuff on because it's getting real scary out here tonight my jake paul poster is still doing good here [Music] no weaknesses right now chat everybody in the chat stush no more no more no no i want complete silence for this video out of respect we're about to watch 10 unexplained goblin sightings from all over the world this is one of the great masterpieces of youtube this is one of my all-time favorite videos goblins are a terrifying entity to think about it's just a funny one babe i think that's a new one yeah this is a new goblin video oh i'm sorry i'm sorry everyone this is not the classic masterpiece this is just some normal shitty goblin video let's begin the tiny hopping goblin one afternoon someone was filming a little boy playing with his soccer ball and when the boy accidentally kicked the ball into the hallway he appears a little reluctant to go out and get the ball what he sees next sends a streak of terror through everyone's spines and in the camera frame you can see a small treasure oh [ __ ] it's a goblin it's too small to be a rabbit and it doesn't appear to have a long torso or hind legs no one's really sure what it is and it's old that's a [ __ ] squirrel the squirrel scares the [ __ ] out of that kid in the camera frame for a few seconds but it's scary enough to send the little boy crying there he is if he ever got his ball back or if the family stayed in that home yeah they probably moved out and they probably probably never got the ball back from the goblin sad sad story it could have been some kind of small rodent for all we know yeah that's what i said well kids were out playing soccer at night in a quiet town this is a thing i've noticed about um goblins they only strike when kids are playing soccer [Music] so don't like at night don't be playing soccer the running goblin oops oh they're running goblins someone's backyard camera or security camera it looks like another quiet night their backyard is lit perfectly well and so okay this is what i'm getting goblins will appear even if it's a perfectly lit area but if you're playing soccer that will draw the attention of a goblin however things take a bit of a weird turn as some small objects smaller than the fence begin to run alongside some [ __ ] squirrels you stupid-ass [ __ ] it's not goblins it's not a proven goblin this is all just squirtles it appears to be about a dozen objects running in unison dressed exactly the same with the same body type and appearance towards the end of the video we can see a couple of objects fly over the fence and stop moving there could be a simple explanation perhaps it was a group of kids running and two of the kids removed particles of clothing to throw them over the fence but why are they running and what are they running from why did two people randomly remove particles of clothing and throw them over a fence and why did they all look the exact same goblins escaped prisoners from a nearby building facility great reactions could it have been a toy could it have been escaped prisoners from a nearby holding facility yeah yeah that's the most likely scenario any questions for this video that just may never get answered yeah that's a lot of questions i'm thinking i'm just throwing this out there i'm thinking it was goblins when a video starts out in the woods you know it's probably not gonna go well or end with a happy ending yeah we're not sure exactly where these people are filming but they appear to be walking around in the woods and stumble upon an abandoned structure a little creature peers around the corner of the pillar and then quickly goes back behind the pillar quickly goblin guys goblin goblin disappearing into the shadows while the video isn't perfect quality oh the goblin went like this [Music] that's a real goblin it looks like an image of a person that's really small they try to follow the creature and slowly pan the camera around the edge of the pillar to see if they can still catch a glimpse of the creature but it's gone with no traces of anything behind the pill i'm gonna have nightmares about this video this could easily be faked but nonetheless nope this is real this is real don't listen to this guy don't listen to this guy this is real this is real footage you can tell by the image of the goblin do you think it's a computer computer-generated person no looks so much like a person no you ass this man is an ass he looks at [ __ ] three squirrels running around a [ __ ] building and he goes is that an escaped prisoner then he sees footage of a real god when he goes no that's not real this is this is why i can't take goblin video seriously anymore the wandering goblin we see someone filming from the second floor somewhere in south america the camera starts out with a shot of their dog in the film and they quickly pan down to the floor level where a little girl is playing on her bike oh no over to the side of the house to pick something up and as she's walking back we see a small creature that looks like a goblin oh he's strolling through as if he lived there girl was obviously frightened that's a gnome stupid-ass video this video doesn't know what the different creatures are of the world that's a little known this is a mor this is a moronic video and the image of the small creature sent her running for cover that's a gnome they [ __ ] go there jesus christ can i get some gnomers in the chat for for crying out loud out here but the creature didn't seem to react to the child screaming it just kept walking as if it had that's a nose you have no idea where this was filmed or what the outcome of this video was but it's still scary nonetheless and no it's not scary it's a little gnome the only thing we know for sure is that it definitely wasn't human [Music] i like this narrator for this video the small running goblet oh no the small red the small running goblin sound harmless enough we see someone just filming their child as most parents do or is that baby really a goblin everything a child does is precious and parents certainly like to overdo it when it comes to sharing moments of their children and their actions even if the child's just sitting there doing nothing this is this is a [ __ ] video this baby is not a good youtuber he's just sitting there on the floor that's nothing this is a this is a garbage video thing being wrong until a few seconds in when out of nowhere this small creature appears to be running for cover what the [ __ ] creature runs behind me [Laughter] [ __ ] that's a real goblin or table even the child catches a glimpse of the small creature because he looks under the desk to see if he can spot him again we're not sure if they ever caught another glimpse of the creatures very goblin like very goblin like that this is proof that goblins are real people keep saying people keep saying no but it's but you can see the proof is in the video the creature looks kind of green or brownish it looks like it's balding and almost looks like an alien it might be an might be an alien guys it's not fake don't say this is fake this is not a fake goblin that's the alien the sideways moving goblet oh i can't handle this i can't handle the sideways moving goblin i can't watch this in a grainy security home video or a hallway video we're not exactly sure where this video comes from but the video is straight to the point we can't tell if the back or front is turned towards us and it appears to be limping as it moves to the right of the frame it almost moves as if it's a doll that's being all right i'm gonna be honest guys at first i was scared now i'm realizing this is actually a squirrel just with night vision strung along in perfect rhythm but that would take some serious coordination to pull off which makes us it's a squirrel oh jeez i think it's not so much a doll as it is an otherworldly creature that's not an otherworldly creature you ask that's a goddamn squirrel this is you know what putting that down turn this off i'm done spider-man goblin i want i want silence i want total silence for this one spider-man goblin this is gonna be good what we see is a quiet residential neighborhood and an apartment complex everything seems rather quiet and no one's outside but then we see this shadowy like figure appear and start moving in between windows and in between the apartments we're not sure exactly what the figure is looking for or if they're trying to find an open window this is why you should never leave your window open at night because because you never know when spider-man goblin might come in through your window the creature appears to be rather small and it looks like it knows how to scale walls and climb along the side of the building spider-man spider-man which is even more terrifying it doesn't move or look like any known animal so we can only assume that the video has to either be fake spider-man it's either spider-man or uh wolverine or that this was something we'll never be able to explain well i can explain it the spider-man that's that's just the real spot real-life spider-man or it could be green goblin photo in a photo one of the most crystal clear cases of a goblin sighting would have to be this last image we have that's proof that's okay i want everybody to look at that look at that see that tell me look at that and say goblins aren't real look at that image and say goblins aren't real you can't so many people want to deny that goblins are real and they see the proof and they see the proof like like like this and they deny it they it's like uh how people deny cove it is real it's like look at the proof look at the proof boom you can't look at that and say goblins aren't real we have a video that starts out as a friend filming their person who is in turn taking a picture of them it's not long oh wait that might be faked that just looked like it was a person and not a goblin goblins might be fake actually until we see an image of a small creature like present no that's just that's literally just a person it's not a creature it's behind them when the creature starts moving it almost that's like a kid wearing a red t-shirt no it doesn't even look like a goblin looks like it's a dressed monkey but the creature doesn't move like stressed doesn't behave like one once it gets behind a bush it takes a minute to stop and just sit there watching the cameraman the people don't seem to be too frightened because they have no clue what it is or because it's a it's a small child wearing a red t-shirt after a minute it takes off into the wilderness to never be seen again do you think any of you what the [ __ ] was that goblins were real or did they all have simple explanations well most of it maria [Music]

Channel: Dunk Tank

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Id: 2eKHvtTWjV4

Length: 12min 50sec (770 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 21 2021