The Ultimate City Slicker - Jerma Streams Mon Bazou (Long Edit)

wait for me shortcut shortcut [Music] okay that's better I've been talking this whole time by the way I've been muted the whole time my uh go XLR was not activated for some reason so let me let me restart that let me do the whole thing let me do that entire like four I was wondering nobody was reacting to what I was saying what I was saying was uh I need to put a title like I was freaking out about the title because the title was awful it was like a placeholder for when I got here but anyways people saying 420 420 listen I don't I don't let the calendar dictate when I'm gonna [ __ ] smoke okay I I don't I don't pick when I'm gonna get high based on what calendar day it is but frankly I don't even know how to type on the keyboard right now I have absolutely no idea where I am I'm sober as a [ __ ] Stone right now okay relax I'm not high I'm completely fine I I haven't guys I know that's a meme on the channel at this point no I'm not oh Perez I don't know this music doesn't help by the way not the one you're hearing now this one bro I promise uh it's 4 20 but I haven't done anything and yes Jesus is admissible and whatever Accord you want to hold this up yeah this is the background music from mon bison how do you say this mon Bonzo bonzalo let me give it so I don't [ __ ] up the rest of the screen how do I say it mon bazoo mon Bozo mon Bozo mon bazoo Mond bazoo okay I got it uh but yeah no I'm not high on 420 I'm sorry worry about that I do think I may have come up with a really cool no no I need a title stop making I don't want to go off on a tangent or what a title it's a good title what's going to grab people it's gonna grab them okay how about uh let's drive does anyone really care about my titles at this point you know like almost almost like oh once I was 12 years later imagine needing to come up with like a title for your book 4 000 times you know what I mean I have I have a thousand videos I've uploaded on YouTube of like five plus years ago right like 10 12 11 12 years ago or whatever I've streamed like [ __ ] a thousand two thousand times talking about two to three thousand book titles that can't all be good in fact half of them weren't so whatever how about let's drive that's fine doesn't matter my titles are awful anyways hahaha let's make it car no let's drive is fine let me tweet too oh also I think I've I got something interesting so I didn't want to be late today and I had to go to the bathroom so I think I came up with a really cool thing you can call me a weirdo if you want but that's fine so I I like to have a coffee before I stream just like a little like an espresso or like one just just a coffee to get me kind of going uh and I had to go to the bathroom really bad so I drank an espresso while I took a [ __ ] today it was kind of cool I kind of liked it I don't know why is that like weird I mean that's kind of weird but like what there was I wasn't anything wrong with it but one of my mods just I think freaked out you cannot tell chat certain details of your life it's okay you know I over the years like I've got these great mods right that help out a ton there's lots of people in this community that help out that spend a ton of their time you know hitting me up about stuff and helping me do things and all this right they're awesome I have a manager right I've got a production manager it's I'm starting to realize that like a lot of people try like hey hey dude dude hey tone it down because like what you just said is [ __ ] weird I don't I had this kind of feedback I just kind of was weird to you guys and everyone was I just thought like it was normal Humanity Jake will will kind of give me some uh like hey did you uh happen to say this the other day yeah don't say that okay it doesn't happen that often but it happens like enough for me to realize that like hey should I have told everybody that I drink an espresso while I take a [ __ ] but that um okay I [ __ ] around a lot on stream I do I tell [ __ ] Stories We Make Up jokes we make a bunch of [ __ ] up we just have fun that's the whole point of this stream but in between the nonsense like I'm telling you some some truths and this is true this is not like oh he's making that up for like a funny bit on stream right A lot of times it is that you'll hear me we go over all kinds of weird [ __ ] right I brewed an espresso today and I [ __ ] while I drank the espresso and I felt like I couldn't I had to tell somebody that I couldn't lie about that I couldn't like pretend that didn't happen I could not pretend it didn't happen you know I I like have to confess to somebody and you guys are some of the first people that I've seen or talked to today Holly doesn't even know this I didn't have like time to explain it I didn't have time to tell holly this stuff but you know and the whole time I was doing it I'm just waiting just relax I'm here all day the entire time I was doing it I kept saying to myself I don't know it was almost like I was I was doing it I was like oh this is weird what I'm doing but I kind of I think it's that cool I was holding the espresso cup [ __ ] I had it like tilted in my left hand I'm just sitting there like acting cool there's nobody who cares I don't know why I was doing it what about a cigarette cigarettes on the toilet no I wouldn't okay even if I did smoke I would never smoke in my house or in my apartment or anything that [ __ ] no that builds up and no that's gross I had smoking in the house no thank you all right so we're gonna do mon bison uh people asking enough like [ __ ] around people are asking how I'm doing I'm okay if I got up today and and spent the day kind of figuring out how I felt and I feel fine then I'm not just gonna be like it would be it'd be [ __ ] so because I told you I want to stream today all right uh real voice yeah and by the way you get a face cam if you've done your homework which I I can't I don't I can't confirm that you have introduction to logic yeah just [ __ ] go learn I don't just turn turn The Stream off right now I'm not doing it just go learn yourself it's interesting it's like if that's then for then why it's it's like a programming math language problem just go read go [ __ ] learn don't come here I'm playing a dog game you shouldn't even be here right now you should be in [ __ ] school time is it you should be studying for tomorrow's exam all right this is mon bazoo so those of you wondering what this game is is a game where you have to fix and build a car and then race the car what kind of shirt should I have I don't know what okay I'm kind of a gray Andy that's it 80 of my wardrobe is gray and dark blue uh unless we can confirm that chat has done their homework for tomorrow I'm not turning the face cam on I don't have any electricity what no water there's no water and no electricity in the house uh mods can you do a quick poll that says did you finish your homework and if it's more than I'm not going to tell you the percentage that I have in my head but just run it cannabis packager calm yourself you need to sit down to use the pack weight grinder oh this is Easter I forgot it's a happy Easter isn't it was yesterday the day before there's a total of zero pack of joint close by there's no Harvest basket you want to try to roll air out of the fridge oh [ __ ] what's in here oh this is ground beef this is a Canadian game I guess it is judging by that so I have a truck I go in the car what am I supposed to do okay didn't drive where's Drive I don't I don't know manual transmission guys what withdraw this is four wheel and two wheel is this in Drive what is Drive it's a manual I don't know how to drive a manual is the park oh the parking brake was on the parking brake was on okay wait what am I supposed to do um you're a 15 year old I do not guys I drive I drive a car every day all right you I I'm turning the cam on for this if you give a video game to your parents and you say hey Mom Dad I want you to drive around in this car game okay your parents even though they drive [ __ ] uh like 80 hours a week whatever it is well I I drive like a hundred [ __ ] hours a week 100 probably like no way less than that how many okay like if you put like a couple thousand miles a month on a car which is like probably like 100 hours a month I don't know whatever it is you your parents are gonna sit there and go like I don't I don't this doesn't make any sense to me uh junior junior how do I do this and your [ __ ] mother drives you wherever you want right she has for years you're my my parents did for years they're not gonna know what the [ __ ] they're doing they're gonna have absolutely no idea what to do my dad used to we would win GTA three uh GTA four whatever it was GTA three I would watch him play it and he would be sitting there going like this with a controller on his hand like tap tap tap tap whoa whoa whoa well I just hit that person and he would just drive into walls and [ __ ] and this guy this guy like commuted every day so come on you can't give me that much [ __ ] about this I don't even need this truck anyways I don't care I need to reverse I've just what does this take place in [ __ ] Europe or something like hold on let me see who this car is the all right there we go here all right here we go a car reverse neutral Drive what the hell is going on in that truck hey what does this mean I don't know I've never driven one of these before so Levy can I even uh God damn it I think I have to restart the game why would this is why is there ditch right here I can't okay what is reverse in a truck like this four-wheel drive this this one two three four with what's reverse three two one where is the shift he's a city boy I'm honestly God where's reverse is that pedal right there reverse oh my [ __ ] God okay what do you it's not clearly labeled all right I'm just gonna go what am I looking for all right where am I right now he's driving with his knees crash incoming I just don't know where I am do I have an indicator on the map of where I am where's my house okay I see the wind turbines [Music] oh this is not even possible what my anxiety went up uh sigh another fall joke this is an old germa I got I don't [ __ ] know what to do I don't know where I am in the game and I don't have any instructions okay here's the wind and this is a road right all right so this road has to be all right just stop the [ __ ] car turn the [ __ ] car off Prison Break dude why do I have to play like [ __ ] ping pong to put the car in park okay I see the wind turbines so I need do I have like a compass I don't know what direction I'm facing I'm on this road that's on that kind of right side there where the wind turbines are I guess I could follow the road down to go to this parfait I'll try that I was gonna follow the road he's an automatic Andy okay how many people here there are 13 000 people here I guarantee you I guarantee you only like eight of you know how to drive a manual I'm serious yeah how many of you guys know how to drive a manual [ __ ] none of you the parking brake is on [Music] oh I didn't did they do their homework I didn't even look did they do their homework you need to shift up please I got it you're gonna stall out the engine I don't drive trucks shift to second shift I don't want to go that fast on this road don't you understand oh [ __ ] what's this what's going on here is this on the map I need to call them where's my phone I have an inventory do I have a phone do I have a telephone uh what is what I just spit what the hell was that all right let me look at the controls for a second because I there's no I don't know what anything does smoke say sorry say a French slur spit okay I don't think I have a uh a phone here all right one two oh there we go Dash is reverse and then I have all the gears there we go I don't have to look down off the road all right so I have I can't go here for a while what the [ __ ] is happening God damn it I who uses that all right guys I haven't I'm sorry I'm not on a Ford commercial I haven't used my parking brake to park on a hill and and the entire time I've ever owned an operated vehicle Jim's you pull how do I get in here can I get in it's not on the map you're not friend enough with Jack to get here oh a well don't Jacques am I up there top right I think I'm up in in the top right so if I go this way I should hit parfait I don't know how to go home turn the webcam on do I have like an objective list [ __ ] God I am never gonna get over that what does the maple syrup indicator mean how do you look like that because I turned 40 probably before you are like 25. okay I'm hungry oh [ __ ] okay there's no damage it doesn't matter go to the city okay so to go to the city I want to go left and then drive until I hit another kind of fork and I want to go right at the fork yeah you left here and then keep making rights yeah that's what I figured hopefully I have enough gas to get there all right here it is here it is here it is so go it's not on the map left is right left I think you're lost bro I am I just I don't know how I even got over here oh [ __ ] is the town right there all right I got it I got to I got to the road I got to the road oh okay don't be [ __ ] idiot it's not a driving game I mean it is but you know what I mean all right so I made it to the town what's what is this where I came from we work on the farm Serve Yourself I got a potato I have a to-do what did I get one of my to-do list how do I get a to-do list courage cheese pack okay all right gas station the cam is blocking oh I don't see a gas station in this town how do I get to my like to-do list I don't even know what that was friendships brother gas owner and mom how do I pull is why no how do I pull up the quest menu every time you clear your throat I'm gonna play one game of Hearthstone snack delivery oh okay snack delivery five dollars for poutine oh I just ate it all right cool so I I just ate is this the gas station oh all right okay okay okay okay I found something today's weather we have today yes well anyways thanks for stopping by have a nice one eyelashes hold on I can put a car eyelashes on all right wait I want this I don't know what any of this stuff does but I'm just gonna take as much as much free stuff as I can fit in the trunk because I don't know what this stuff does and I need to put gas in the car too this is stealing I'm I mean it should be fine can I take anything else all right I gotta remember where this is I need to start to put this into long-term memory because I'm going to drive around the gosh darn Circle we're almost 45 minutes in without a funny joke you missed when I flipped the truck 400 times and went in the ocean sorry sorry you can't Blake the Stream what I'm gonna be the store is closed what are you talking about can I sleep in the trunk do I even have enough gas to get back how do I get how do I get home okay where's my house I from here can you guys please direct me so if I'm on that top left kind of quadrant over here and my house is across the kind of Lake down right just go right just take rights okay I don't I don't have enough gas to [ __ ] get out of here I'm just gonna sit here [Music] the window like this can you get hit by a car how long does it take to get to uh the morning go to the church I don't have enough gas to go this is gonna be a [ __ ] disaster because you understand I'm look at my gas tank I'm not gonna get anywhere walk to the church oh God I'm gonna forget what the [ __ ] this is all right I'm going to church oh that's gross I can't I don't even think there's a run let's just make me think of the hot dog guy I'm just saying I could do I can do it quick in the air and it comes back down fast attack shooter yeah I've never seen anybody do it like this in the Northwest I don't know it's closed I'm actually just gonna be walking around till it's done I've seen Oh I thought you said you've never seen that video you know what's really wild thinking about that there's not I think a person on Earth that has not seen the fastest hot dog shooter video imagine knowing that every single person on Earth has seen that video and you're that guy every single person on Earth has seen you that video that's kind of crazy all right I need to get out of here I even I I'm sure I should restart the game go back to your truck you're gonna get robbed you can wait you can get robbed are you serious yes oh my goodness don't even tell me do I have a weapon I'm so useless without a [ __ ] map indicator I swear to God where's the gas station from here something behind you there's nothing behind me I'm fine holy [ __ ] what what what what what I'm in the car I'm safe drive drive all right all right all right I can't I don't know I can't read that it's almost midnight get out of here I don't you guys are [ __ ] with me like I'm hearing like okay I'm trying to go this way how do I turn my headlights on I turn the headlights on okay so you turn on headlights okay [ __ ] imagine a flashlight to drive oh there we go got it do the German 985 here a bit I can't do that right now don't stop at the bar and run am I on the right track all my [ __ ] just fell out I'm restarting the game I'm gonna restart the whole game oh I'm restarting the whole game now I get it now I understand what's going on I'm restarting the game I was gonna restart just read to the game just restart I'm restarting yeah yes I quit new game so this is my truck this is the car I have to like do work to this car right I need a tire how do I get to the task menu does it even exist go to the shed very all right here we go all right okay all right what the [ __ ] was I driving around for no reason look use the tool adjustable spanner to screw a bolt okay screw a bolt I do that in the car like down here right yep okay very nice happy 420. hey happy 420 man install the intake back on the engine intake I had to open the hood oh there it is open the [ __ ] Hood I need to use the Hoist attach it to vehicle it was just a button you [ __ ] whack us I I don't know where the wrench is I have abso [ __ ] literally no idea do I not have like an inventory look down guys there it's not here it's by the car ah bro I can't it's not on the screen right now I'm being dead serious it's not on the screen it's not on the screen I dropped it somehow is it like in my hand is it like a wrench button that I took I stored it look down dude we are at a bird's eye view the wrench is not on the ground [ __ ] I'm stop I think it [ __ ] bugs I don't think it's anything I don't think it's here I'm gonna sit right here and I want everybody to just to [ __ ] tell me exactly where to go from right here I'm gonna wait 10 seconds every time I ask behind the shed you [ __ ] you gotta be kidding me it's for uh yeah I I never stepped bust I never went over there I was never behind the shed I defeat bugs for the wall or something whatever who cares let's go short-term memory loss I didn't even go back there dude when are you gonna play strawberry magic too okay the people that are disrespecting the streamer on telling me to play strawberry magic 2 I want them timed out oh I don't know it's right below you yeah torque the wheels I don't know what that means city boy none of you guys here know any of this [ __ ] either please some of you Pro the some of you that do are sitting there going I do you [ __ ] bozo right but most of us have no idea what's going on here buy a tire pump at Cali gas in town why is he so mean today I'm not being made I am handling a toxic community I'm kidding you guys are fine relaxed so where I am right now I need to go to the gas station so going to the gas station don't go that way it's just go to the main road which is that way over there I have plenty of gas I got my gas tank I've got plenty of money I'm gonna eat and drink something that was A Hard Day's work on the car I'm gonna drink this coffee I'm gonna spit into the toilet and miss and hit the ground and not clean it up let me make sure I'm fully okay I'm good all right remember this road burn it into your memory right now this is loud isn't it day nine of German not reading my messages I just read it sorry you're going to reset it by the way that's not a very long counter that's that's not that long do you understand I said I was gonna play Paper Mario like three years ago and somebody's been waiting for Paper Mario every day there's that like there are people that were waiting like two years for me to play shito which understandable I said I was gonna play shito like a year and a half ago and I never did I'm waiting for Paper Mario I don't think it's ever gonna happen I just don't think so we're fine I'm fine I'm fine just don't freak out just let it a little for real you literally own the switch online just play it I lost my gas can other way oh my [ __ ] god disrespect me again and see I don't know why I'm on that today it's not hey there it is I got it and right now that person right now is going like I like go over I go and you can see them through the windshield like and then they turn to the person in the passenger side and they're like [ __ ] idiot piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] what a dumb [ __ ] that guy is [ __ ] that guy and then as the as they're pulling away it's like yeah and then like oh foreign and then and then I go on like a 25 minute rant about like society and like Humanity the person writer [Music] um am I I'm going the right way right no no oh [ __ ] I'm sorry hey I go down I grab my phone off my phone hey no please no please I was going the wrong way gas it's in the trunk it's right there stop distracting me oh my God I can't [ __ ] play this did you lose the gas can I can't [ __ ] play this game if a game does not have a map indicator I can't play it I'd have to be honest with you if I can't see a blip on the map right now I can't play the game it's not possible yeah there's no map indicator I can't play the game because I'll get distracted and look over here and like look at you while I'm still holding W turn like this and then look back this way and I think I'm on the same road that I was when I looked over at you so it's not happening you should just do Paper Mario [Laughter] you wouldn't survive 23 hours in the wilderness yes I would because I would just eat [ __ ] bugs and dirt and I'd be fine you don't need a map to eat bugs on the ground excuse me I would be just fine dude you would never survive like the Wilderness 24 hours I would eat bugs on the ground and I would live okay next question please I don't need a map to figure out how to eat [ __ ] like stuff on the grubs on the ground sorry about that I wish there was a horn oh yep this person thinks I'm probably [ __ ] chasing them I'm driving in a giant Circle I don't think this is how you get to the [ __ ] town I've been driving around in a circle the bottom left you actually need waypoints I'm sorry there's one road to get to the town and I there's no compass and there's no the map is just like a map that I it's like Elden ring it's like the Eldon ring map and I to get to lunaria I have to whatever if I north south east west they've had that since the [ __ ] stone age uh where is it here we go I just wish I had a compass dude caveman we're looking at the sun like burning their eyes and going like ah that way you need to use the Sun okay oh here we go hey I don't I found it all right all right all right all right I need I need to go to the store the store was over here okay what did I need to do I need to buy something from here what did I need to buy it was something from here don't you don't close yet tire pump thank you what why not I don't want to buy Super how do I fill the tank take the cap off how uh it's they're gonna close in [ __ ] one second just get gas in the car okay take this off I got the tire pump at least okay open the cap all right there's some special [ __ ] like sit around and do a seance to get the cap to open so take the nozzle off the can yeah but how do you do that the other one God damn it what is this what the hell is that what what is this what is that I'll be back tomorrow [ __ ] and I'm Gonna Fill This I'm out of gas yeah I know take the note but I thought I could just go over there and like press e it says like e to you I don't I don't I'm trying I I don't know I had to like unscrew the captain I I come over this [ __ ] thing and I'm pressing it first of all it says Char you don't use that uh that like pleb gas okay so what's the fastest way to get back to the house the uh this way right there's the church but bro I don't even know what direction I'm [ __ ] facing absolutely not you have a map I don't know what road I'm on I don't know what road I'm even on I'm like in the town up here somewhere I think I'm on the road that's like to the bottom right of 10 out of 10. right so I need to go straight left right straight left right let's see if that works bro I have no idea okay so I passed this but I drove around in a huge sir I'm not gonna have enough gas to get home let alone come back here and fill the tank why do you have full brain on your webcam I have Auto exposure on I don't know God I'm just done okay first of all where am I on this map right now where where is where is my [ __ ] house where is my house on this map where is it where is it where is it what is it called it's called roulette okay okay roulette means my house okay that's all I need to know so if I go left on this road and then go right and then go left I'll be in town it means trailer so I go left just bang right don't go down this stupid ass Highway left stay right and then left and then get into town open the [ __ ] goddamn door put this stupid gas tank in here I'm ready oh I'll fix the car up in a minute I I'm not gonna get angry I'm just gonna relax we're just gonna go and it's it's literally left on this road hang a right and then hang my the first left I can take and be in town left hang of right let's go let's go everybody relax everything's fine this is this is it right now we're gonna go nobody yell nobody freak out we're gonna everything's gonna be just fine hey okay ever we're good hey see I'm happy [ __ ] I'm 36 we don't [ __ ] freak out as a video game I turn I'm 36 years old we don't have [ __ ] temper tantrums over like not being able to know where the parking brake is we've relaxed and we're an adult now we're an adult and we've been an adult for a long time don't run into this school bus okay so no no no no go this way I am now on this road we're gonna go left remember this this is like a little like the the Moses split the [ __ ] ocean we're gonna go here here we are okay we are now at this intersection where we're gonna go left stay don't go that way stay left stay straight over here left right stay this way okay left very easy simple we're good we're good don't freak it out no like dry out of eclipse we're good we're good we're good everything's fine now we're fine it was easy it was just simple I just didn't know where my house was I didn't know that roulette ment house in [ __ ] French I got my compass now that's all I needed remember this I do all right everybody we're good we're good we're good we're good we're good we're good no [ __ ] just don't [ __ ] [Music] what I don't okay so now I need to pay attention because take a look at this ready I am right now I I am right now right at the little tip of the bottom of the top Island right so if I drive straight on this road and then I gotta remember let me burn this into my memory right now that mountain right there this one right here drive towards that mountain and have that mountain be on your left you're in the right spot the church needs to be on my right going out mountain right there there it is got it mountain peak Mountain Peak mountain peak left mountain peak Mountain Peak mountain peak left mountain peak Mountain Peak mountain peak left mountain peak Mountain Peak mountain peak left I will never forget it now I made it a stupid [ __ ] song and let me like make it so I'm not like a [ __ ] red Andy here all right we can now play the game now I apologize to everybody that came here and said I'm [ __ ] leaving this stream this guy sucks he came back to check he probably didn't but I'm I'm now playing the game who's that what's up some cars make so much noise you and you find something for me please I take a walk this afternoon I can look for your object I didn't lose anything did I it's interesting all right I gotta hurry up before the sun goes down because I'm not restarting a third time he's so mad um I am I am I'm trying to calm down I really am I'm trying to relax but I'm so [ __ ] hated it's That Snack Shack but this the gas station's not on here I mean Ludwig's coming what do you mean call Ludwig for directions what do you mean what's Ludwig coming I got it oh give me [ __ ] gas stop stop the car stop the car so what do I do now okay please screw this back on it took him two hours to do this dude give me a little bit of a slack here okay this is confusing okay I have gas I want more gas in this car give me this open that up I want more gas get out of the [ __ ] car is this actually working how much is the uh bike pump all right okay I only have six dollars left is that bad broke ass I made it before they closed hey I [ __ ] drove into a house this is worse than the unlocked stream no it's not you're out of your mind you've gone you've gone Hollow if you think that this is worse than the unlocked stream no it's not and you know why it's not because you couldn't even read the text in the unlocked screen it was not even visible you couldn't read it and that was the whole stream was you being able to read the text on the cards there's no way this is worse not a chance not a chance to [ __ ] hell this dude's hair makes him look like he got back from a parent teacher conference wow what because parent teacher conference hair I wish I knew I I'm too old to understand what that means what's that supposed to mean you're oh parent teacher conference Andy why do I like just picture like a bunch of kids laughing at me right now doing the loud kid Point laugh thing where they go like loud it's really parent teacher conference and I'm just sitting there with like suspenders on all right over the computer chill the computers I want to save hurry up okay save the game thank God it took two hours to save the game and be at a place where I'm good oh my God thank God am I playing Age of Empires lift on Martin ask Martin for a lift aren't a sleeping try later wait you need to tell me that I could have just gotten in somebody else's car the whole time talk to your brother Francis where's my brother is he on the map brother is top right so I need to go right on this road and then bang a right and then bang a right and stay on the road I got it I don't think it's actually top but don't lie to me where is it what does the fridge note say um that's a let's find out Mammon mother and I call my mom and ask what my brother's phone number is or is there like a note with my brother's phone number on it snack delivery needs driver okay 2109 your room cleaning will be done I know it's coming to clean my room so how am I supposed to know what my brother is all right I'm gonna put my potatoes like over here right here holy [ __ ] let's go so that's infinite food now okay so now I need to find the brother pass bow is that brother where this one's lower left all right so you see just go left here that's where he is so he's right here on this road that's not brother it's there they're lying to you okay well this is a house right here let's see let's see if he's here it's probably him right there how's your day going can't wait for summer each week and I will go out camping for sure Place firewood here to sell how do I get firewood do I have to buy like an ax chainsaw I'm gonna go get the chainsaw because I need money I don't need I have zero dollars man so I'm gonna load this truck up with a shitload of firewood that sounds good the parking brake is not on right I gotta stop looking at the chat room when I'm driving a vehicle that would be [ __ ] swell oh my God don't even [ __ ] tell me chainsaw please now does this thing have gas too or is it just gonna work I can't cut this it's only the dead trees this is a birch tree all right so that counts okay so now oh load this up I'm good this is gonna be sick let's go I'm just gonna pull it over here no I'm not just walk it I need to use the log splitter well I I gotta load the truck up and then I'll take it from here it's behind the house I don't think so let me just check something real quick no okay I can't cut it anymore it's the red thing guys this is a like a trailer this is a trailer what are you talking about am I high are you high this is not a log splitter if this is a coupler you attach it to the back of a truck it's not uh I think what do you do oh my goodness it's not a wood cutter it's it's this is the thing you attached a trailer to a truck that's not a wood cutter what do you mean look at it I'm not looking at it bro fellas ladies and gentlemen that is not a wood cutter this is not it is yeah it isn't look all right I'm not from I don't need to throw this anymore you guys are losing your minds you guys are losing your [ __ ] minds it's not a log splitter what the f what is happening in this chat room this is a trailer what is happening here oh you guys are [ __ ] up I'm leaving look up a Google image of a log splitter I'm [ __ ] freaking out right now log splitter this is a trailer this is I don't know I don't huh you gotta be kidding me man no it's not this is not I tried to use it what are you can't be serious man no I thought it was people just [ __ ] with me and just making up random [ __ ] this is a log splitter I thought this is something you attached to the back of a truck no way no way I can't believe it I can't believe it how do you turn it on then I've never seen one of these in my entire life is there enough is it feeling it city boy I'm sorry but I don't know how many of us here have never seen a wood splitting machine and their entire life I haven't apologize no [Music] I I'm sitting there freaking out about this how do I turn this on guys do you see how soft my hands are look at how soft they are I've never seen this before in my whole life I always just it's always the guy that's okay it's always anytime I think of like wood cutting or log cutting it's this jacked guy with like huge pecs and a [ __ ] like just abs and he's looking sweating and he's like smashing through wicked hard with an ax that's I've never seen somebody do it with a machine ever it's always a jacked guy with no shirt on I have don't I've never seen a machine that's that's so funny that's actually really funny I can't believe it apology okay I'm sorry and I told you guys that you were stupid because I thought that the trailer that you attach to the back of the truck it was apparently like a piston-operated electronic gas operated log cutting machine I am sorry that laughs but you hey come on you guys have been messing with me all day though how am I supposed to know when you guys are not he's a city slicker the only guys if people are doing like I'm the kind of person oh hey uh yeah we're gonna go out back and we're gonna well we're gonna build a [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm like can anybody need their taxes done like I can do I'll help you do that um I couldn't I you know I could help with something else I I'm not I'm not the kind of person that knows what this is like oh do you want I can actually like you want me to run what do you need you need oil and you need um you need like this like kind of like special kind of like grease or something that I can go get or you need like I'll run I'll run Home Depot yeah I'll be right back I'll be back in like 10 minutes anybody need coffee or anything like that I'm that's me I'm that kind of person that's I'm that guy you don't want me to cut the wood you really don't I'm telling you right now I promise you I I don't even know how it would happen I would go to cut the wood and like the ax would come out of my hand and like go flying like the handle would break off somehow like a [ __ ] like a comic like cartoon style I I don't know how it would happen but it would you were a gym bro yeah like 10 years ago I and I wouldn't I wouldn't have cut wood back then either I still would have been the guy that goes It goes and gets the coffee just because I was in the gym does not mean I would be comfortable swinging an ax or touching heavy machinery that doesn't change I would go like to pour your coffee you know and it'd be like this it'd be kind of hard you know what I mean but I'd still do it did you ever Skip Leg Day I never did Legs once that's a lie I'm kidding don't [ __ ] be an idiot laughs goddamn parking brake is gonna make me lose my mind you know so I can't I that was visible Audible and mental shock that this was actually a real thing please be okay everybody here be honest with me though be honest with me did you actually know what this was like how many of you knew what this this was actually that what that is I've been to Home Depot I've been to Home Depot a shitload of times too and I've never gone to the wood cutting machines and gone and wow that's interesting how does that work no I go to Home Depot and I walk around in a circle looking for a light bulb and I don't know where the [ __ ] they are until I find the one person that points me to the other end of the entire like three mile long store that's like oh the light bulbs were in aisle uh 400 and then I go to the aisle 400 then I leave what about Ikea well the great thing about Ikea is Ikea it makes it so you cannot screw it up you have to walk through the whole store and the store is like hey by the way just let you know you're walking through this part of like Disney World you have to walk through everything in Ikea and there are like Dark Souls shortcuts in Ikea if you feel like skipping to something else but you don't have to do that like I know that I'm just gonna eventually walk into the kitchen appliance section in Ikea I'm just eventually it's gonna happen eventually I love that place by the way I'll do oh the meatballs right they're actually really good and I know everyone's like bat chesting right now but they're actually really good well pretty much all the food from there is really good they have like Salmons they have sauces they have all kind of Meatballs it's cool it's really cool it's a nice place I love Ikea meatballs bat chest and then when you go to Ikea and you eat them and then you [ __ ] literally delete all of your like the chat logs I don't even know I said that all right there's a lot okay I understand how when people say okay I'll tell you right now if I drive on the road and I flip this car over and it's ruined and this was like the last like half an hour was a waste of time I'm going to do everything in my power to make that not possible because this is probably like a few hundred bucks worth of wood you know what's really ridiculous I'm so glad that I was not in a call with somebody I would have bet money that this was not a wood cutter if I was in a call with anybody and they were like dude that's a wood cutter like they were saying like Pepe laugh and you guys were saying Pepe laugh and [ __ ] I would have I would have been like fine put a thousand bucks up and I would have lost save the game good call I'll give you ten thousand dollars to flip the truck no no no there were 15 500 people here and that would like annoy and like irritate 15 000 people so essentially what that would be would be I would be getting a dollar like per person to like irritate the [ __ ] out of everybody and I don't I don't I kind of don't want to do that we're good all right let's go see what time is it is it really 1am what is the sleep schedule I'm on [ __ ] well I'm cutting another okay I'm cutting another tree down then yeah okay I'm gonna cut another tree down I'm gonna fit actually it really might not you're right let me spread this out because this will be a disaster I'm gonna go very slow I'm gonna bring the chainsaw too there might be uh stuff at his property I can cut down it's not gonna be a disaster it'll be fine go back to bed do not flip the car under any circumstance do not flip the car under any circumstance don't do it it's not funny it's not a joke it would be annoying because you just wasted like 35 straight minutes cutting wood Jeremy I know you think you're quite the comedian but this is not the time to do that let's go and a lot of people are going to think that that was on purpose but it was not I and I you kind of [ __ ] kidding me man I'm gonna quit the game honest to God that you don't even tell me that like this is that's unfucking believable and it looks so stupid it's so stupid because it looks like I [ __ ] meant to do that I'm fine it's fine I can just reverse that looks so [ __ ] and so planned that looked so [ __ ] fake and it's annoying that it did I can't [ __ ] believe it man I can't believe it I can't I cannot believe it scripted [ __ ] [ __ ] I can't believe how [ __ ] fake that looked in fact I I can't I really thought that this did not drop off like this I thought it was just here and that I could just go left because remember I was up in the truck like this and I'm driving this way and it's like take the left I didn't think there was a divot right there and it doesn't matter what I say I'm like a try-hard funny Andy that like thought that was funny and there's nothing I can do about that I use the lever dude come on I my life is a so scripted and so just fake he's doing the thing look at he's like talking about like oh don't miss it up Jeremy oh I'm so mad right now you have no idea load the save quiet not you me [ __ ] guys I'm [ __ ] I think I swear to God this wasn't on purpose I promise I pull it like from here it's [ __ ] back side there goes come on come on come on come on come on come on I can't believe it no it's wedged in here this [ __ ] ain't going anywhere guys it's like just stuck here forever yeah this is copium it really is Ram it with the ATV now this is absolute copium and I this is copy it's copy him I need to reload the Save which is it's this one here right this is the worst dream ever that sucks so bad that like I really did not mean to do that get in the [ __ ] car get the [ __ ] in the car turn the [ __ ] car on put it in one and this is what I saw before that looks like a level [ __ ] plane it's a worst Street [ __ ] no it can't be no I'll fix it I'll fix it it can't be it can't be I'll fix it I'll fix it I'll fix it let's go I get five bucks for every log this is gonna be a [ __ ] millionaire at the end of this bullet Closer Closer Closer Closer Closer Closer oh my God thank goodness just drive over it I'm not no no no I'm not fine no I'm not [ __ ] around does work all right I thought you were lying I have 265 bucks all right we're in business now let's [ __ ] go all right plan here comes a plan we're gonna get the plan going load up the car with gas you're gonna come out of the birth canal I'm not coming out of the birth canal let's go I got 300 bucks I'm ready to do it let's go stream just started you just got here okay this shit's empty I need to fill that back up I've got a full tank of gas up at almost 300 bucks I can go into town and we'll go back into town it's the worst dream ever it's not the word no it's not I refuse to believe it nope sorry nope it can't possibly be the worst dream he made a silly cat's being mean it's okay you don't have to listen to them you and me we get it very nice all right let's go now now we're working that will work and let's go all right what do I want from here rust repair kit okay oh yeah the car is Rusted you're right good idea what else should I get I'm thinking maybe suspension dent repair yeah I don't want to buy too much [ __ ] though spray paint all right what kind of cut what color do I want the car to be uh robin's egg blue now how long does that last or do I have to buy like a shitload of them I probably should get like some a shock or something right no get food oh you're right okay a shifter oh this is kind of Classic this is kind of classic no no not this one the other one is all right all right all right I have 50 bucks I don't want to waste it because I need gas I want to be able to afford gas okay so Snack Shack it's right here right that's the Snack Shack yep okay they're right next to each other rappy car mods Reddit [ __ ] did you say I'm sorry I got like really angry calm down woof foof I mean locked are they closed come on they open in 20 minutes worse than skate 3. everybody that's saying that this is the worst dream I've ever done you are going to be timed out for five minutes for each offense on your okay for your first defense five minutes your second offense it's 20 minutes your third offense is permanent deal with that one deal with that one imagine waiting 50 minutes in front of a restaurant to go in I've done it before not 50 minutes but like it'll probably 20. so maybe some of you guys can relate to this we'll find out being on a reverse sleep schedule and having and like let's say you you let's say you're getting up a long time I don't haven't been like this in a long time but for a while especially when I was in Massachusetts when I lived in Massachusetts I was sleeping at thought I mean I would start my stream at seven or eight o'clock at night Eastern and I my stream would stop around like 12 1 2 o'clock in the morning A lot of times right every almost every stream was like that so I would be ending My Stream at like 2 3 A.M sometimes and like I would maybe take a shower after streaming and relax what am I gonna do for food and they were breakfast places that opened at like 5 a.m so I mean I was I was essentially on a complete reverse schedule I was going to bed at I want to say I was sleeping a lot of times at like eight nine ten o'clock in the morning and waking up at like four or five o'clock in the afternoon so I would sometimes you I'm really hungry and it's like [ __ ] I can't go I haven't gone to the grocery store in a few days I don't have anything in the fridge so like 4 30 would roll around and I'd be like [ __ ] man I'm ready to go and I would go and kind of I've wanted to like eat and I want to beat all the old people to the restaurant because they all showed up at like 5 36 A.M so I would get in the car at like 4 30. get there at like 4 45. and just be like I'm ready and they would open it'd be like oh hey how are you doing good morning good morning I don't know what the people maybe thought I did uh but like I was always not always and I didn't do this that often by the way this happened maybe like a total of five to ten times my whole life I would be there like at the crack of the door opening and I didn't want coffee right because I was going to be going to sleep so it'd be like no no no coffee no coffee uh but I would love the extra large uh corned beef hash and three eggs breakfast please and uh a big orange juice I would love it oh it's open fashion eggs is my favorite breakfast in the world and Nothing Compares so there you go I got here right when they opened I cleaned them out and now I'm leaving let's go let's go work on the car corned beef is terrible for you so good though but I mean everything is terrible for you as long as you're not eating corned beef for every meal every day of your life we have the same conversation we talked about like fast food right you eat McDonald's [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] you're disgusting if you eat McDonald's like a few times a month you're fine it's you're gonna be fine that's copium that's not copium did I drive on somebody's [ __ ] front deck what the hell is going on I didn't lose anything right that's not copium it really isn't or McChickens just do if you feel like having like a brisket sandwich eat it but don't eat a brisket sandwich every single day if you like chicken nuggets from McDonald's or Wendy's or Burger King whatever that's great they're awesome don't eat it every day there I do that's it done done that's it and like taking some taking some more good stuff too to you know to even out the bad stuff I don't want to I want to well I mean here you could like incorporate it just incorporate some more greens and [ __ ] you maybe cook with some some like better oil right just keep an eye on your cholesterol like whenever you get like a blood test from the doctor just make sure you like your you know all your levels are okay and be going be healthy and be happy you'll be fine or don't eat like [ __ ] nobody cares yeah but you will though let me tell you as somebody that's old man uh you're you're going to want to treat your body oh at least all right in your teens and 20s trust me you really are Dad shut up I'm serious let me be the one to tell you that I said the same stuff when I was like 20 25 whatever I don't give a [ __ ] when I'm older who [ __ ] cares I'm gonna be old I'm not that old what is it yeah whatever you're a wise Elder now oh somebody whatever I'm sorry what happened to my house Honestly though did I leave the door open the whole time rust repair kit how do I use it I only gets used once I use it one time yeah just eat all right don't you know if you can sometimes it can be hard trust me I get it it's empty you actually can't run out that looks way better than it did before and whatever who cares okay so now can I drive this thing does this thing actually drive can I actually drive the car foreign I gotta piss did you take a fat dump in bed today no it's kind of a weird question it's a very strange question all right I gotta be we'll be back I'm not even close to being done I'll be right back give me like two or three minutes he hot boxed his house how do I get this off they like bolted in inflate the tires oh that's a smart idea keep pumping them I don't want it past like 32 there what do you mean 30 are you do you mind it go you don't want a hundred PSI in your [ __ ] tire what are you talking about no like 32 30 not the way you out of your mind Irma has only ridden a bike all right I might have gotten the log cutting thing wrong but like 30 and 35 PSI on your tires is like safe it's not you're not supposed to have [ __ ] are you crazy I know I I know this if I know one thing is is this 70 no I would not do that yeah come on okay so now that's good I need to go I know what I'm doing before I go to bed I am going to cut down some trees and I'm gonna make a shitload more money how's that sound Punk that's right yeah I'm talking to you no no no no no on on the second seat in the couch you with the brown hair talking to you yeah put the spaghetti down and let's talk somebody just was just like what the [ __ ] somebody's eating spaghetti with brown hair on the second seat of a couch this 15th plus thousand people here me wait what do you guys I don't know do you remember when I think what one didn't one day like look right in the camera and go like like hey hey Michael Anderson what's going on man I used to do that a lot didn't I you know it's just like what the [ __ ] huh like how did he what is he talking about okay Dave Smith how come this is so spooky I think it's just a flashlight outside in a game I think it's just at night is scary Spider-Man's Gonna Get You hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey what what what what what what what hey hey who's doing this who's that's my car what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] who's driving my car I put the brake on didn't I oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] break is on isn't it I could have sworn the parking brake was on out of gas how the [ __ ] is this thing out of gas I was here two hours ago Doo doing the same exact thing well somebody just asked for it so they were asking how's my Tick Tock voice and I'll tell you it's really doing pretty well although I'm trying hard not to make it sound like that so it's still there but it's not as bad I think it's a seasonal thing because now I started talking like that and now it's there this is empty huh [ __ ] this is bad this thing has a full tank but I can't drive it call Martin oh my God you're right Martin's on a reverse schedule he's at the local Diner right now the first person there no he wouldn't be actually 7 A.M old people Central let's save the game here oh my God no electricity all right Martin will you get up wake up please what time it's 8 30. I'm stranded here I don't have any gas in my car and I need to ride to town how long when does Martin get up 4 P.M right before he streams that's so bad I'm okay I will tell you that moving to the West Coast was really really good for me because instead of starting streams at like 7 P.M 7 to 8 P.M my local time I couldn't really do that anymore that was just not gonna be really efficient at all because being three hours behind eastern time I couldn't start my streams it's 7 PM local time there's no way like I was I just wouldn't be able to do that that would be so late for everybody uh and even starting at like four like three four-ish is still really late for people and that's still 7 P.M Eastern but it's 4 P.M local so I it actually I've been on like a better schedule since I've moved so moving across the whole country made me get up better it's crazy all right turn the generator off and I'm calling this guy again it was just enough to save the game thank God all right it's it's like noon yeah dude I'm on my way to pick you up all right will he drive me back I don't have to walk back right right click the jack stands what how did I not know that what's up man hey what's up man uh cars running just fine turns out I don't actually need you thanks dude appreciate it you got a cool Tire in there hey hey hey hey hey that's mine that's mine what the [ __ ] no where's the why do I who puts a parking brake on Right Here Close the parking brake why is the parking where's the parking brake on this car God damn it how do I get a gas can back what do I do I have to I have to call him back don't even tell me that seriously Martin's already on the road go [ __ ] hunt him down you gotta be [ __ ] me oh the Lost items guy that's right okay where's the Lost items guy what a pain in the ass oh my God this is such a pain in the ass what the hell I think I'm just gonna restart this if yeah [ __ ] this this time I'm actually going to get in the car which is so I don't know what happened he just maybe got annoyed that I wasn't there what's up let's go you are adorable Today Jason I'm sorry [Music] this oh wait he actually what what the [ __ ] I'm not drinking I'm not drinking or smelling the gas I'm just holding it over here oh my God damn it I'm not driving Martin anymore I'm like I'm not getting in the car with Martin no I gonna wait here um Thanks Martin uh please remember where this is because I don't right in the big Christmas tree oh in his house that's Martin's house I look like such a [ __ ] weirdo I'm just walking around the streets holding a gas canister I can fill this whole tank here and then I can bring the I can fill the truck so I gotta go find Martin so Martin's house is over here okay as long as I can have landmarks burnt in I'll be able to know where I am okay cool so is he in the house does it look behind the house wood spoiler why would you I don't a wood spoiler this is a shelf [Music] I don't know what you mean by this but I could somehow get it somehow somebody said this is like when I bring my TV to my friend's house what do you you mean like you're holding a [ __ ] big ass TV what do you mean like you said they were there on your lap bringing a big TV to my friend's house well so you guys can play like Smash Brothers at like zero milliseconds all right thanks a lot man give me out give me out of this [ __ ] car right now give me the [ __ ] out of this car get me out of this car and give me my shelf all right let's go we're good no dude we gotta play in my CRT TV otherwise I can't do my Chic 50 hit combo I'm gonna chop up so much more would you have no idea yeah you guys don't even have any idea how much more Wood's gonna get chopped in this thing get ready to snooze I'll be ready to go to sleep this is not gonna be an exciting one I'm gonna bring I this is probably stupid what I'm doing I'm gonna bring the truck and the chainsaw and the cutting machine to that guy's house and then we're gonna just cut a shitload of wood I'm gonna make like a thousand dollars I'm gonna put a 1 000 engine in that car that's pretty beautiful can't cut the trees around his place oh [ __ ] well never mind all right that's good that's good there's plenty of gas now in this car it was moving the car Ving the car was moving did you see the car move I did the parking brake is on why is it moving to like this why is it moving I have the parking brake on smoke on stream I'm not gonna smoke it's not even 4 20 anymore in uh in England so whatever oh what's wrong oh I need to drink maple syrup I'm gonna die and we germa can we do a race before the five hour mark what do you mean do I have to I've raised in the game right there's races yeah I don't my car's a piece of [ __ ] how am I supposed to do that that car is where's my car okay that look you think I'm gonna race with that do the racing uh guys the game the map is in French and I don't even know where to go all right what do you want me to say well how did uh go do a race huh I'm not mad I'm fine he's faking it he knows how to speak French check out episode four of his TF2 series with sir he literally fluently speaks French okay you can't drive for [ __ ] I'm using w i see me in with real car okay don't drive a real car with wasd I know that like they did it in a James Bond movie but that's not how it works he sat down with his [ __ ] Nintendo DS and drove the car around true sure can you parallel park no but you don't need to parallel park to be like a good driver I probably could I could probably do it pretty well I just don't really need to parallel park D's I'm not gonna say the rest of it but a good one that's copy it's what's with the copium comments today I can't remember the last time that I needed to parallel park I just can't think of the last time I really had to do it where it was like oh should I have to parallel park I can't do either driving is stressful it really is if driving can be pretty stressful so no I don't I wouldn't worry about them especially driving a big city or something nugget no don't let anybody tell you it's not the one thing I will say that I mean like Las Vegas is seriously goated uh Las Vegas its highway system is just a square that's it it's just a uh it is so easy to drive in Las Vegas it's unbelievable driving around Boston was something I hated doing because it was it was just it was terrifying all the roads are like four inches wide in Vegas like there's so many turning Lanes it's just tons of like rotaries and it's just so much better so much better I think Vegas is one of the best cities to drive in it's one of the easiest to drive in in the country I think now the drivers in Vegas that's a little different story the roads are great the drivers on the other hand would be way [ __ ] better it's actually insane how bad the driver is in Vegas actually are it's crazy because I'm sitting there going like man we have this huge amazing like it's everything's so easy to navigate why people driving around like [ __ ] psychos you're like you um no I no way man I'm the person that in the car when some crazy driver like Blows By like me I'm the one that's going like I'm going like 65 and I'm just like my goodness my goodness but be you be careful that's me I just shake my head I'm just like unbelievable um you're gonna [ __ ] hurt someone that's what I do I'm up 400 bucks you seen this all right let's keep going to town yeah I'm the person that gasps when somebody Drives By going like crazy and look I I get like oh 60 you're just gonna go 60 65 60 60 60 Andy don't be a [ __ ] a date in the car seriously it's it's don't drive that fast there's no reason to go like five to ten miles per hour over the speed limit like there really just kind of isn't like just [ __ ] be careful seriously guys don't be stupid like if you're on a road that's like 60 65 and you're like oh I'm gonna go 90. man come on just [ __ ] chill my car won't do 90. 90 is not five to I'm just saying what is this whoa what's this what's going on here I already have a spoiler but that's kind of cool wheel spacer what do you got in here oh metallic I want that I'm kidding relax so these are these both these the same say air in place Aaron he's the same thing right yeah all right hello I'm here I'm here to get a rust repair kit I need like four of these window tint oh yeah let's do um I don't know what should I do green pruning loppers what's a pruning Lopper get the underglow kit all right I'm done I bought all their uh repair kits do I need to buy the loppers go to the maple syrup Center I will once I can actually drive this car because it's so much better than the truck should I actually buy these loppers I'm gonna buy them because if I'm I don't know I'm probably gonna need them for some random stupid thing do it now where's the maple syrup Center um this is it right here then yeah Federation syrup to edible arrows Place barrel of syrup here to sell hand sealer wait okay do I need to buy a bunch of this stuff okay sap spouts like I'm gonna get some of these tubing roll if I have 50 bucks I probably should be careful I need cans too canned crate I'm gonna run out of money and then cans I don't have enough money okay I don't want to run the money so I'll just take those I'll just get this started kind of I need lids for the cans you don't have a canner or a barrel well I'll I'll get this later all right let's go repair kit oink repair kit again this is starting to look like a nice car now all right what should I do it to one of the tires yeah I'm gonna do one of the tires okay hell yeah look at that it's looking good looking much better how do I use this under glow kit how do I use it is it for the interior oh yep it is okay it's for the interior whoa oh yeah it's it's a [ __ ] stick of RAM okay all right all right all right all right we're ready I'm ready to I think I'm ready to race this thing tonight right gain access to the scrap yard install a manual transmission I'm not doing that so let's go race this thing's ready to rock and roll oh green tint that's right holy [ __ ] you're right how could I forget wait am I gonna am I gonna feel this is not the [ __ ] [Music] [Laughter] foreign the tires are deflated no they're not night vision oh yeah yeah the tires are not deflated they're fine what the [ __ ] happened something wrong with this tire dude what the [ __ ] how old are you um I turned 19 a week ago are you 19 in dog years you look younger than ever moisturize if anybody asked me for any actual advice the advice is to actually moisturize your face that's the only that's the advice I'm going to give you for anything all right into town and I'm gonna do uh I don't know where I'm going but I'm going somewhere in town hey yo what's up what's up hey what's up fellas all right all right what do you think what's up dude what's up bro yo man even though it's kind of cold tonight it's nothing compared to how I stoned I am you have some of that just you have some for the you have some for cell don't bring him in that I would probably wait I would like to race good to see you so boring racing here and almost straight line Race To The Sawmill I don't know where any of this stuff is I don't I don't have fifty dollars I'll see you in two days man by the way all the [ __ ] Kellogg's box you got that [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] out of good one foreign run they're just gonna chase me oh [ __ ] I need to eat something what's the point of that if I'm just wasting gas there's no point I just literally used a half a tank of gas for no reason I need fifty dollars uh so you know what we're doing uh wood cutting stream this dude's gonna end up at level 99 wood cutting you gotta sell weed he'll climb the wind turbines and you'll get weed seeds I have to cut some wood everybody's favorite part of the Stream we want weed I'll do it I'll do it tomorrow let me at least get some cash so I can keep playing I'll grow weed I probably I promise I'll grow weed his cheeks are the same color as his shirt it's because my white balance is [ __ ] up that means I have a lot of like blood in my face which is like you know healthy they call it a glow guys come on you sleep like a bat is that why I don't know how they do that how do bats do that [ __ ] isn't it hanging upside down how do they sleep upside down wouldn't that be just bad how does a bat sleep upside down and have it be like okay they're evolved to do that and but what like CIS like mechanically how is that functioning you probably have a different I feel like if I read that that's me saying something weird different system in the brain I feel like that's like a like a ligma like ligma nuts or something right what is that what are you saying so somebody everyone will say that so I don't look like an idiot the limbic system yeah that but I don't know I I just was reading it for a second I'm just like wait is that like a little lick my balls you said it though if I was just saying is it one of those because I don't know I can't trust any guy I can't trust you guys sometimes it's I guess go I don't know and he just hosted what's going on guys thanks Vinnie welcome welcome welcome we are in the process of cutting wood and we are creating uh an environment where I can make some money if you stick around we're gonna be here for a little while you caught us at a great time because we're about to make about five to six hundred dollars here and then I'm gonna go do a street race so where we are this is gonna be pog welcome to the cutting wood for five hours stream I've done other stuff like get lost and complain about the map for a long time I mean that was a while all right that's it enough enough enough no more take this sell it go to the windmill get the weed well it's like I'm making a Thanksgiving dinner what was Vinnie doing today anything interesting Kirby is that new Kirby game any good should I play the new Kirby game yeah it's good huh what should I do next time you want to do like a full-on viewer's choice right now there's like 20 000 people here are you ready to have you wanna you wanna go for it what do you guys want to do I'm open to suggestions did you do breath of the wild um no not now not yet I need to be really in the mood for that Ace Attorney I can't play Ace Attorney we all right let me go over this real quick for a lot of the new viewers that don't know I would I want to play Ace Attorney I want to play it but Ace Attorney does this thing where every minute to like two minutes the screen goes and it's a white Flash in your face uh it actually happens like every 15 to 30 seconds it goes I wish I could turn it off the next time you play Ace Attorney just watch it flashes the screen every 15 seconds if I could mod it out as an option to turn the flash off in the newest Ace Attorney game yeah the newest one but not the old ones then everyone wants to see the old ones played on this stream right I get requests all the time to play Ace Attorney oh I'm fine didn't lose one brick through the remade one switch version you can turn it off ah where Shades just wear sunglasses while I play I hope he's so stupid but it would work 425. all right I'm ready to [ __ ] race can I do it it says become friends with Francis can I say anything to him or do anything with him we just completed the second floor in the garage so much room for activities okay cool I don't think I can go in there but sure okay 425 I have gas I'm gonna go bet and I'm gonna go race and I'm gonna go sleep and I'm gonna come back I'm gonna race sounds fun let's do it Bolt the spoiler down oh we didn't decide what game um I don't know I'm down for whatever what's something that I haven't done that you guys would like to see you should do ape Escape how about Paper Mario um no I yeah I've I've heard of that game that iron lung should we do iron lung that game's only like an hour and a half long ago right all right well next stream I'm gonna do iron lung B for third person holy [ __ ] I cannot [ __ ] believe it's taken me five hours to press B so much better you should do a drift no just play baldi's Basics no I'll do iron lung and something else all right I'm back Race To The Sawmill I don't know what the Sawmill is and I don't know where it is so let's go all right let's go here we go I'm ready what hold up you can stop now that's it that's it how am I ever gonna beat anybody how am I supposed to do this I need to cheat all right does somebody else have a car that I can beat I feel like the truck is faster this truck is probably faster I feel like it actually is faster I don't know why I'm using this thing okay race to the okay race to the Federation this is just 200. all right this card doesn't look as fast uh how do you reverse I don't know how come on Jesus Christ actually like actually stuck where is everybody that [ __ ] take 200 from me and leave because it's morning or something what the [ __ ] is going on what I drove off I didn't drive up I was trying to turn around and then everybody leaves the like the geek and the [ __ ] wooden spoiler car you take my money and leave all right I'm going to the windmills we're doing the weed reload the save uh Yeah Usher uh I'll give you 200 and I'll race you okay good thanks man okay let me just like turn around real quick oh I don't know um I don't know this is a new car I don't know how to reverse it um don't leave a while everybody leaving don't leave this [ __ ] tinted his windshield we gotta go we gotta get the [ __ ] out of here cartoon geek [ __ ] oh you can use your blinkers how do I turn my blinker off all right one I want to let me do the 200 one and that's it I feel like that's gonna be longer and there's more opportunity for them to make mistake well I take the more expensive track because I feel like the more expensive one is longer so I probably have a chance to take a turn or something it's probably harder but if there are turns involved then I might actually be like get an advantage of no tree whatever happens here no matter what I'm gonna get over to the windmill and climb the wind let's just do it no no I will go to the windmill and see if I can get up there and get the weed oh [ __ ] it's the [ __ ] green geek again don't do that God okay we're good [Music] it doesn't count it doesn't count because you have to touch it oh my God he's blazing that I'm in the [ __ ] dust this is a late game [ __ ] how am I ever gonna do this look at this look at how much losing my grandma does her shopping faster than that foreign [Music] [Laughter] this geek didn't he didn't belong oh [ __ ] the car's smoking I gotta get out what the [ __ ] all right I obviously can't do that so I my car is way too shitty so I'm just gonna go get the marijuana I don't even [ __ ] care if the Hood's up let's go some [ __ ] geek comes over to the street race like a [ __ ] in like a 2 000 [ __ ] like 13 Camry or something puts lights on it has a wooden spoiler goes 70 miles per hour and misses the first turn and goes into the ocean okay so you're telling me I climb up one of these things and this marijuana on top of one of the windmills this feels like horse [ __ ] by the way this feels like absolute horseshit like you made this up how am I gonna climb the windmill you made it up you made it up it's on the game's Wiki what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] you didn't make it up you've accused Chad of lying like five times now I would have bet I would have bet ten thousand dollars that that wasn't a log cutter cannabis seeds oh yeah is that fall damage nope I got weed seized now who cares if I don't know how to drive I can just sell weed all right get me out of here back to the road which is over here right is the road over here okay where the [ __ ] do I go how do I get out of here where's the main road am I on the road right now I think I have to turn around so dark I don't know where I am okay this is it right over it take it right am I going the right way [ __ ] read this map it's too dark I think it's this way right right I think this is this is this is I don't know where I am windmills are down here I actually don't know Circle I might just actually be going in a circle nope okay I have this is the garage I think I'm up okay I just keep following this road this should take me all the way around right yeah okay I remember this this is the next row to go this way you can go down here which should take me wrap me around ask the windmills again which will put me down at the bottom part of that map okay now I'm going the right way the windmills are right next to me this is I just want a circle I just wish I knew what direction I was even facing the three windmills are over there on the right so I need to turn around and go that way and then take a right on that road I think we lost block the enemy race car with your truck or something hold up I need to get back to my house first this is way more important I just went in a circle again go this way back this way and then I take a right this dirt ass Road all right thank God it's becoming daytime I can actually see what I'm doing here we go all right let's go get out okay all right please don't do that please don't do that look I'm in a World of Warcraft Zone and I'm like I hacked the game and I modded it and I'm in a car I've done I feel like I'm not supposed to be driving a car here oh my [ __ ] God I'm back at this please God help me what do I keep doing wrong what do I keep doing just go back is the thing on the right that French word in the top right is the thing on the top right is am I at a wheel donkjacks right now is that where I am is that where I am so if I turn around and just stay on this [ __ ] road then why does this thing say like Jim's Automotive what happened a rock just hit me all right slow down I'm gonna [ __ ] relax so now if I just stay on this road and just stay left and then stay he left again and just go around I don't [ __ ] know man whatever so just stay left stay left both times that way can I just get all the Griffin and [ __ ] get out of here 15K people are watching you'd lost in Westfall I'm telling you man it's confusing laughs okay left stay left and then stay left again if I turn around another Circle I'm gonna eat the monitor I'm gonna just eat it one by one I'm gonna break the monitor over my knee and eat it um so if my character's so tired okay stay left again and then just go I think right yeah please we're so close to Disneyland I tell you I don't know where it is honey we already went down that road that says Epcot maybe if this place wasn't as big as [ __ ] like four cities in Texas I we'd be able to figure out where we were going I don't know what the [ __ ] happened I swear to [ __ ] God man I'm about to just walk home and just use the truck [ __ ] this thing chop this thing up and throw it in the trash who cares drunk okay I'm going the right way now right and just stay through here this is correct no give me a goddamn blip on the map like honest to God just give me a blip like there's so many weird twisty turns give me a blip on the map just even if it okay even if it was like this was your last known location 30 seconds ago it would be better I would at least people know the [ __ ] I was going I'm about to drive into the [ __ ] ocean go back this is the wrong way oh it's the wrong way is it uh dad um is it like already be four o'clock it yes it is doesn't dude I think we missed the Donald Duck Austin it's all right it's okay we're fine we can't son oh son get it son I'm coming son give me these that's all I care about I don't care if that thing [ __ ] explodes I don't care if this car explodes I don't [ __ ] care explode for all I care all I uh the truck is way better why would you not have a truck let's go over what trucks have versatility four-wheel drive space speed don't ever drive a little [ __ ] Sedan like that why would you ever drive a sedan like that the truck is 5 000 times better I wish I could put a better engine in this [ __ ] bad boy you know what I'm saying where's the weed I need to dig we missed the Donald Duck duck pressed you need a harvest basket [ __ ] off I don't need a harvest basket it's called use your hands like a man and just rip them up Dad why are you planting oh seeds in the ground in our hotel son I did everything's gonna be fine dad the only thing I rewrote was It's a small world and that ride sucks that's that's right I like that right actually I rolled that three times in a row because nobody fast passes that piece of [ __ ] we can ride that as many times as you want son I wanted to ride Space Mountain Space Mountain sucks it's you can't even see it's just dark who cares you get uh you don't even know you're on a roller coaster son trust me it's a small world it's been for your buck you wanted to grope suddenly I got fertilizer it'll happen much faster are we planning on being a Disney World for four weeks I have to go to school you're allowed to go to school I don't know I'm not having that put it away and get on with it turn the car off water the plants and I'm gonna sleep for a week and I'm just gonna eat food and sleep for a week and then I'm gonna go back to that meet and greet at where all the cars are and I'm gonna sell weed to everybody and then it doesn't matter if I drive my car into the ocean it doesn't matter because I'm the guy that sells the weed precisely what we talked about in the first like three hours of the stream I'm not the guy that cuts the wood I'm the guy that I'm the guy precisely I don't I'm not the guy that sells the weed I don't do that I'm just saying that like I don't need to that was came out weird that came out very wrong my point is it's like I don't have to drive the car I can do another activity and it's fine Breaking Bad freaking marijuana is not oh yeah I got marijuana in my possession oh yeah he's got weed in his glove box please it's just illegal in [ __ ] all every County in America almost Breaking Bad I've got like a gram of marijuana in my possession of Breaking Bad all right how does it look how many days does it take how do I harvest this a harvesting basket so let me go get a heart I'm gonna sleep ten days in a row harvesting basket which you get it from the store all right I'm going to use the ATV should I is there gas in here I haven't drove did this yet this sounds like fun all right how do you is where's the ignition on an ATV in the middle how do I think it turns on I thought this thing here how do I drive it put it in gear how do you put it in as I've never driven one of these before R and F that was fun I'm just going into town and waiting till it opens wait I already have a harvesting basket are you kidding me I actually do no I don't that's the Easter basket yeah I have to buy it I don't no I don't have a heart I feel like I've seen it but I know what you mean why does your car have eyelashes why not I just wish that they could blink I wish I could like blink my eyes without having to like mess with the lights have it be like transparent or something this is not Elden ring it is what do you think you're watching it's just a shitload of mods on it I'm trying to do the any percent uh super glitch Speed Run where I beat the game in 18 seconds where I mod the game to have a car and just drive to eldenbeast and drive through the map and eldenbeast dies and I hit the split button this is my favorite Family Guy character uh public job oh I can get a muffler how do I put this on I'll figure it out and now I need a basket they don't sell baskets here who sells the basket they do oh it is okay it's right here all right thank god let's go up on poutine that's actually a good idea The Snack Shack yeah why would you be locked right now you open in like an hour come on come on hurry up there's got to be something else I can do in like an hour I died hey it's 12 30. I have like Resurrection sickness for another minute I can spray paint the truck wait this is don't do this yet I want metallic where's the metallic one I know I have it it's rare there it is not working what oh no I'm making the [ __ ] Thanos thing like the Grimace mobile the what's going on man no but I can't drive this here because if both the cars are gonna be there reload the save but I did so much since then I can't uh I need to I I'll take the ATV whatever [ __ ] who cares about the ATV right I'll take the ATV to town and just dump it in the ocean and continue right who cares I'm gonna ghost ride this into the ocean it has my harvesting basket too God damn it what I'm gonna have to take the Thanos car and then I'm gonna have him drive me back and drop me off and I'll get it hello what's going on why did I I just lost control of the car why did I lose control of the car that was weird I couldn't turn I I I could that's gonna make me puke I couldn't turn I swear to God I feel like I'm playing Mario Kart the SNES all right where's my car do not hit that guy all right here we go now did I buy oh the poutine right okay cool my shit's still in here yes okay thank goodness Snack Shack is open what the [ __ ] are you what is happening why does this keep this car is [ __ ] possessed this car is possessed get the [ __ ] out of the goddamn car just buy the whole entire store worth I just want to sell weed that's all I want to do I want to make one weed sale and then drive my car into the ocean and then stream oh Tina's gravy cheese and French fries right I think I've had it once it's actually pretty good it's pretty good I liked it you kind of really can't go wrong I don't see what what the problem is with that if you don't like that that's kind of I mean it's cheese gravy and crispy potatoes like that doesn't seem like something you could be mad at the muffler's gone Muffler is gone that was like 150 bucks it actually gone it's not like under the seat really oh that sucks it's gone actually gone whatever okay uh harvesting basket let's get the potatoes whoa I get more seeds oh this is actually kind of cool all right cannabis is at 14 what do I do with the potatoes what do I do with this you make poutine oh french fry cutter you're missing the frying basket okay have we figured out where the frying basket is because I have no idea I have to buy from the store favorite sci-fi character George it's definitely George grammar is cool too but it's George I want to see what that does um and then the stream is ending who said do George saying a little bit of shpee no that's too that's dumb oh a little bit Jerry what a street you know it's kind of sad that Seinfeld I kind of wish that there was like Seinfeld existed now can you imagine like the the George is a streamer episode he would accidentally walk in like naked or something right and get banned it would be about how how George got like a like a 30-day twitch band you didn't turn off the stream you didn't hit this end stream button I thought I did oh hi Stu and the Kramer comes in you know I stream too another website it's called like ChatterBait or something right he's like doing porn and then and and Kramer thinks that George is also doing like ChatterBait that's too specific why Chaturbate I don't know it should be like it's like oh Kramer has like been doing that I guess for a long time and okay and George is talking about streaming on Twitch but Kramer's talking about streaming on like ChatterBait so but they don't you know what I mean like they don't understand that they're different places until the very end where Kramer is like oh I'm gonna go live on George's computer and he's like taking his clothes off and he's on Twitch and that's when it's like that's where it stops and to get the ending Newman is a v tuber and and the whole time like Jerry doesn't get it Jerry doesn't understand like he he's he doesn't get what how it works or why it works he sees like Newman walking down the street with like a wad of hundreds hello Jerry Newman oh you're probably wondering where I got all the money oh really and then Jerry incorporates that into his stand-up he'll be oh it'd be a great episode what's the deal with the V2 version and then George's dad like wants to get into it too who's that George I'm gonna do this YouTuber thing I'm gonna where are we going how's life what no I don't want to go to school where am I going I heard no I heard numer did it for a million bucks he's a millionairector he's a millionaire George a million bucks Ernie Sanders oh to get the truck holy [ __ ] that's awesome everyone's doing this thing with it weird thing but they find everything you say funny in his Omega lulling everything you say they're so nice oh we're going off I'll make a little true they are kind of nice it is pretty fun we want them to feel good about himself so we do that I would love a Seinfeld in current time I guess that's kind of Larry David that's Kirby enthusiasm right now right he hasn't been actually funny since the sorcery streams they're saying the first streams that I really kind of really went in hard on on Twitch seven years ago were the only things I ever did that you liked all right get up get up get up how do I get up thank you I've been watching you for 10 years that's that's ridiculous I can't believe I've been doing this for that long you know sometimes like you just think in my brain like three or four years ago it was like it was like 10 years ago it's weird it's ridiculous oh oh I did not expect it to be going this fast it three years ago feels like 10 years ago the other way around right yes I meant to say the other way around it makes me think now I know what kind of been messing around this whole time just [ __ ] around but real talk if 10 years went by that fast another 10 years is that's kind of ridic that's insane to think about that like 10 years from now I hope it doesn't go that fast are you gonna stream in your 40s I'm not even 40 yet relax he's gonna do something even cooler you know here's the wild thing oh eventually eventually you're gonna stop doing this right eventually tops but what when I think of the things that I want to do and there's a lot of things that I'd like to do like going forward right but it's going to be hard to match like how I feel about this forget about like money forget about anything I'm just talking like to be able to match how I feel about this doing this I have other things that I'm equally passionate about right but I don't know it's gonna be weird it's gonna be hard but we're not talking about that right now because that's not happening right now we're not talking about that right now because that's not happening right now everyone relax what we're doing is we're eating poutine and we're making we're growing weed in our backyard retirement Randy not yet I did not say eating poop way we see we're eating poop and growing weed in our backyards gonna become a family man because maybe I'll become Peter Griffin Peter Griffin in real life you're gonna go back to making TF2 tutorials become a game show host that's kind of a good gig isn't it right if I if I just like was I hosted Wheel of Fortune I don't know no one's gonna give me that job I would watch it if it was you I've watched the hell out of that are you a teacher or was that a bit I was never a teacher I did substitute but any you don't need a teaching degree to substitute teach no you don't you don't need to teach in degree you do not need a teaching degree to be a substitute unless that has changed in the last 10 to 15 years which maybe it has I don't think so oh you still don't know it's probably for state that does not seem right to be honest I mean the issue is if you had to require like a Masters in Education to sub it might be really hard to find a substitute because if you had Masters in Education you'd be a teacher you'd be do you do like teacher's aid and then you become a teacher you wouldn't do something really maybe you would for a little while I'm sure there's plenty of teachers that start doing substitute teaching for a while and then you move on to like teachers Aid stuff and then again do teaching it would be nice if uh hold on hold on hold on uh be nice if uh teachers made way more money hold on you know we you know that we pay teachers like such a [ __ ] amount of money and the incentive to be a teacher is a like not that [ __ ] great really these are the people that are like developing our children's brains I don't I don't understand how that makes any sense arguably one of the most important jobs in the world and they make [ __ ] nothing why that's so strange that's such a that's such an important job it's so important it really is they get the summer off yeah but that's I mean trust me when I say that having to teach students is like you need that time you need that time and teachers aren't just kind of lounging around in a [ __ ] lounge chair for the summer a lot of them are planning their lesson plans uh that you they're not might not be in the classroom for three or four months but they have to get ready they have to get prepared when you go to your class right you're not necessarily oh I'm just here and the teachers just got a whole lesson plan ready to go no there are a lot of [ __ ] teachers I had teachers that I thought were [ __ ] terrible but maybe if we incentivized being a [ __ ] teacher and they didn't make like [ __ ] like like nine dollars an hour or whatever the [ __ ] it is like on the average but 12 an hour or something maybe people would be way more incentivized to be a teacher and take it [ __ ] seriously honestly I don't care how you feel about the world forget about political leanings anything doesn't matter I think we can all agree that I just suspended my bed well we could all agree on that we could all agree on that uh I think that we really need to make teaching way more incentivized and the lesson plans got to get updated too yeah we ah I keep talking for an hour about this we need to talk about like credit and [ __ ] taxes and how to take care of yourself and [ __ ] and because I didn't [ __ ] learn that stuff till I was like in my mid-20s it's [ __ ] it sucks my parents helped a lot right my parents like told me some of these things but man I don't give a [ __ ] about like geometry too help you help a [ __ ] help these goddamn people help these goddamn kids learn some [ __ ] to actually help their life help out their future and [ __ ] I didn't give a [ __ ] about geometry too geometry is important I [ __ ] hated geometry there's too many [ __ ] lines I didn't like it Insurance uh yeah there's like so much [ __ ] to know and dude you know what people a lot of people don't really know what they're doing or what they want to do or what they want to be when they're 16 17 18 19 and we tell everybody oh hey uh By the way when you're like 17 18 you better know what the [ __ ] you want to do with your life go to college immediately go um go to trade school go um I don't kind of know what the [ __ ] I want to do I have this opinion that After High School this should be a period where you like for of a year or two maybe even a year with sick of just a program for you to figure out kind of without the anxiety of like oh my God I gotta [ __ ] figure out how I'm gonna pay for college I gotta figure out what I want to do with my life a gap year a Gap a two-year Gap year two year two years in a gap for you to be able to figure out what you want to do even if you don't get it completely right even if you're not completely exactly correct you'll be closer than you were two years ago we we just push kids out of high school directly into another thing that they're forced that they feel like they're forced to do and I was one of those people I was one of those kids when I was like 17 18 19 I was I didn't know what the [ __ ] I wanted to do I thought I did but there is a lot of pressure to be like all right I guess I'm gonna go do a college or I kind of just have to do something right I gotta do something with myself I gotta do something with my life like I gotta hurry up I think we should kind of reevaluate that people will be way better prepared if programs like that existed 52 we're almost ready to smoke weed and this is not like some kind of wow what what a genius topic you're bringing up you're so and tons of people have thought about this and talked about this right I think it's it would be so important because I think of me when I was younger and if I had some time and I could kind of do like a pre-college or like a post High School kind of year where it wasn't a bunch of pressure it was just all right let's figure it out and not a big financial burden a bunch a bunch of money you got to spend because I I'm getting heated here when you start to spend a shitload of money in the Years where you're not sure exactly what you want to do a lot of people kind of gets trapped and you end up a couple of years in college or even doing like trade school and going into like you know one of like the trade unions or something and if you don't have it right you have thrown a shitload of money into the [ __ ] trash I don't I don't think that's okay I think that sucks changing your major tons of people did that tons of people were doing that when I was in college and it's like man imagine if you were able to figure that out and then you didn't have to have the insane loans for the two or three years or a year or two and you're ready to go tell them sis you're explaining how wow we we that's not what happened pair it with the rest of the world I I just think that we we could be doing things a lot better you should do a podcast about this no no I'm not smart enough to trust me I am not [ __ ] smart enough I am not the person you want to be listening to with this kind of [ __ ] I'm just telling you how I feel you do trust me I don't have the resources I don't have the brain to handle this kind of stuff I can speak on a couple of small things I can come on hurry up and weed hurry up you should be prime minister no I should not and also um I think that people are inefficient the more that they're doing something excuse me I think that a four day work week increases efficiency excuse me I'm just I'm telling you I think the more that you like have to stay and do something at the end of row you get exhausted and you don't want to do it I'm not even gonna afford anywhere and look people a lot of people like to kind of really hunker down I know people that like no dude I kind of like doing like two [ __ ] 13 12 to 13 hour days in a row and then just give me [ __ ] four straight five days off right everyone's kind of different like that no man I actually kind of like working I like [ __ ] just bang give me like a 24 ounce coffee and just I'm going for 14 hours let's [ __ ] go I want to go somebody just bat chest me it was one bad chest and I was like oh it was lasered into my brain it was laser beamed into my head I just saw it and I was like that's a bad chest that [ __ ] got me and I just got like bad no I that I did not excuse me hold on let me be really clear to some there are people that saying oh so you're a socialist that is absolutely not what just happened that is not what just happened let's be very clear I want to be incredibly clear that's not what that just was okay okay how is a how is a four day work week and like a two-day Work Week where you do like two 14-hour days in a row that's what are you talking about so you hate socialism I'm going to sit here till you [ __ ] relax you admitted I lost 500 viewers dude I lost 500 viewers because it's like four in the morning it's like three o'clock in the morning what I and I every day I get closer and closer to having a voice that's different than what it was five years ago all I'm saying is we do things we could change it and we'll be better we could do we could make some good changes we could make some good changes get me a Podium put me in front of it let's go I'm telling you right now he's a million I'm I think that we could have so many better things with education and treating people a little better okay that's it that's it I didn't say anything else I didn't say anything else okay it's like 4am it's not even midnight well I I'm talking 12 1 2 it's 2 A.M Eastern and it's like 7 A.M European next person that calls me millionaire Randy is getting banned from my chat what you talk about oh you want education to be a little better you talk about how you want like people to have like better smoother work weeks and be happier that's all I'm asking for that's all I'm saying I know I get the millionaire Andy I just I just don't I want people to have a bit of like lives there's nothing that has nothing to do with anything else that's a billionaire take foreign ow good job what I I screamed at that person that person get the person out of here I want that person fan for at least 30 minutes I want that band for at least 30 minutes you're out for 30 minutes and I'm telling you you're gone for 30 minutes I'm telling you to right now mods banned that person 30 minutes foreign I gotta go I'm out of here I should have been talking about how I want like education to be better I should have just smoked weed on stream I should have just smoked weed and I never should have said anything and then I never should have looked over and chat and read the guy that said I said the [ __ ] comment I don't I'm not doing it ever again I'm not doing it again I wanted to say I wanted the education system to be better okay it's the worst part is they said [ __ ] Andy like God damn it man you I'm looking over at mod chat and they said Auto mod caught that and he read it he's reading blocked messages now oh I'm so sorry mods that's my fault if only this grew faster we had to we had to sit here and have like the let's talk about the world I'm going back to bed uh no I know we're just [ __ ] around you know what I mean yo yo you get it you guys you guys are a lot of you guys are smart maybe a lot of them some of you aren't some of you aren't I'd say like 90 I'd say like 90 of you guys are very smart and the rest I'm sorry sorry now I'm just like kind of now I'm just poking all right like I don't know why I'm doing this right now I'm just like I'm just I don't know why I'm like teasing and poking I was about ready to doze off because I was feeling the Sleepy's happening and then he screamed [ __ ] and I woke up that was one of the mods by the way what did you think did you think that like it was a [ __ ] in the game and I was freaking out because I showed it on stream oh my goodness I'm so sorry and like I was panicking about it why would I scream that like I scream it and point blow job I would not say anything I would turn the game capture off moral the story is there and there is done that who cares you're a moralist I don't know what that means anyway so cutting logs yeah anyway so I'm cutting some logs here if germa reads this he has to do a push-up on stream ah wait how many how many guys think I can do huh how many push-ups do you think I can do let's let's like make a bunch of people think I'm doing a ton of push-ups how many think I can do [Music] all right six seven foreign [Music] foreign [Music] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] ah Jesus man I'm clearly sitting down you're gonna see my like stomach coming up from this bottom I'm clearly sitting down did that even look right I had to do with that [ __ ] up oh let me see let me see I'm sorry for any viewer that joined wait what does it look like it kind of looks real it kind of looks all right it actually kind of looks all right it doesn't look that bad it actually really doesn't look that bad it looks fine it looks like it makes sense laughs God [Music] [Music] it was you were I think it was fine I think it was funny it was funny because I was doing push-ups foreign how do I get this back to normal it was it looked like I was doing but I was trying to do like 100 push-ups yeah I'm looking I'm doing push-ups [ __ ] all right the audio Yeah it's a person doing a shitload of push-ups and it's very stressful hey I'm telling you right now I'm looking at my phone Community Jake has not said anything so I think I'm fine my mother watches these streams she would she didn't say anything I think I'm gonna be fine I blame the fact that the weed didn't grow your mother saw it no I'm doing push-ups it's like I'm doing push-ups on stream I'm doing like 50 push-ups on camera that's that's what it was play it back now six seven I'm counting push-ups this [ __ ] ain't never gonna grow I'm just telling you it's only been five days since your last worst joke I wasn't trying to make a joke I was trying to fool you that's best one guy moment yeah the guy that said the [ __ ] thing [ __ ] up the whole stream that [ __ ] up the whole stream let me just be very honest with you the whole stream got [ __ ] up why we were talking about like education in America what the [ __ ] happened what happened education in America to somebody said a [ __ ] Andy to I'm doing push-ups on stream like fake push-ups what happened what actually somebody bad chested me and I [ __ ] freaked out oh my God I was looking at mod chat this is so [ __ ] stupid what have I done I sometimes I don't know when I'm sometimes I'm just [ __ ] around oh God damn it man this is so funny oh the I know the edits that are gonna come out of that are gonna be [ __ ] up I'm sorry everybody but the thing is that picture already exists of me like with my shirt off sleeping in a bed why did the context already is there there's already got a text God damn it that's [ __ ] funny duplicate I think I have to leave I think I have to leave I think I have to leave right now I think I have to leave I have to leave I gotta I have to get out of here I think I think I have to get out of here where why is the car so far away from the house where am I no seriously where what's happening why is the car so far away from the house what happened oh my God my [ __ ] head hurts from laughing this is so [ __ ] stupid oh you guys are too [ __ ] funny seriously I don't know what I don't know what happened the last 45 minutes of the stream but it's been it has been a [ __ ] show I hope it's been fun I would stop you thought it was funny no no I'm I think I'm gonna go I think I'm gonna get out of here I think I have to get out of here right like I have to like go take a bath and just like think about what I've done how seriously how do I get out I'm not leaving till I sell the weed oh my God what a disaster my favorite part is double award-winning Andy [ __ ] around it's not what is this I don't know what this is what is this this is these edits are [ __ ] up oh yeah what is this what is this one what is this uh what is that I don't know if this is this a DJ guys I don't know I don't know tell you I don't I don't know why I had to do more than 50. I'm thinking about this now you know what you know what it is let me explain the reason why I did like 70 of those is because I was trying to burn time for the marijuana plants and I'm like all right I guess I'm just gonna keep doing it because like the marijuana plants aren't going to be ready the game was paused was it actually what oh whatever who cares honor raid what's up Connor you came at a great time uh because just a few moments ago we were discussing some topics about like education talk about education here um nothing weird happened after that we went over a lot of topics that you know it's really crazy I was like I gotta like I could internalized this so the stream went from everyone being like based wow this is actually really like level-headed talk we're having to you're gonna get banned TOS dude you need to stop doing what you're doing it was within 10 minutes 20 minutes the switch up was instantaneous oh that was so [ __ ] funny these edits are killing me they really are Doctor Who I don't even know what these are in context but I know that they exist that was best one guy for sure I don't know I don't know what that was I think I got derailed like three times and then I did like the push-up thing but it was just [ __ ] weird and here we are now I like how you did that sideways but all the edits have you at a normal rotation oh I [ __ ] love this community so much it's so funny you don't see what I'm saying what I'm saying like I what else can I [ __ ] even do you know what I mean like oh you know like eventually I'm gonna get like probably old I I I can't scream I can't like do fake push-ups wherever I'm doing next I'm not gonna go on my game show host and pretend to be sideways for five minutes and embarrass myself in front of [ __ ] like a stadium full of people God what a [ __ ] [ __ ] show okay all right I'm gonna go to bed and I'm gonna wake up and the marijuana will be ready are you the funny onion ring guy no that's somebody else now I'm the put I'm the the cringe push-up guy is this an edit [Laughter] I can't I can't wait why am I sitting sideways in this picture um why is everybody sitting next to me this Dr Pepper shirt like what a [ __ ] weirdo oh there's another one what's this one what is this one is why is this person putting the hand into this I'm gonna lose my mind today why would I be allowed back here I would not be allowed back here what about just some friends [ __ ] that kind of that got back here that's edited right just edited I think it's edited if it's not then well I'm weird looking oh my God you guys are gonna [ __ ] kill me yeah what's up the point oh the left side of my face I don't why what you can't just have what is this one I don't know what this one is is it Star Wars you guys are quick with this [ __ ] this is quick this is fast Jesus isn't it coming out too fast these are coming out way too fast and again I'm in a Dr Pepper shirt extreme branding on the Star Wars movie one of the actors had to be in a Dr Pepper shirt the whole time all right all right honest to God I'm glad that happened because at least it can be people can take the piss out of me oh what the [ __ ] I this is not this real all right this is no this is [ __ ] up this is weird that's [ __ ] up I think this one actually might be fake it has to be I think it is and what the [ __ ] is what happened to me on the Stream this is fake right it has to be fake I think it is guys I don't know what's going on this feels like I was I dreamed this stream I didn't do this I dreamed this one I'm gonna wake up in like 15 minutes and it's gonna be like I have to play this game today no that's fake it's been edited of course it is all right all right I'm done I'm done I'm done I'm done I'm done I'm done let's let's everyone take a step back and relax for a second uh we're gonna take a quick step back rewind about an hour you look like a cat we are at 76 for the Cannabis plan you look like the Michael Myers Cat in the Hat it can't be real this is the last thing I'm going to show before I I just do the marijuana [ __ ] I'm gonna lose my mind parfait right was it actually real I think that's what's gonna happen let's find out you're in the webcam one I'm done I think I'm I'm done this is a Breaking Bad spoiler this is a Breaking Bad spoiler coming up I just want to make sure everyone's aware this is a spoiler for Breaking Bad and you know what it already is everybody already knows what it is if but I don't need to show this because I mean everybody knows what this is you know what it is it's a br it's a major Breaking Bad spoiler and it's shown on the screen right now in three two one I don't even know if the context of this one is I've made a great mistake tonight spoiler yeah how is it a spoiler it's just him lying on the ground that's not a spoiler it's just him lying on the ground he's not dead it's not even a all right no more no more no more no more no more no more this last one no more this is it I'm gonna I'm done after this one I promise go to the Discord the this I think the sub Discord is posting a shitload of these you want to see more I'm sorry Mom if you're watching it's been a wild one substream is is going crazy right now what a [ __ ] idiot like I just haven't uh okay I'm almost I just want to sell weed at that thing and I'm gone I just want I just want you to see this one okay do I have to do anything else with the weed once I get it or is it is it good I just have to grind it up on the table right no I'm not gonna smoke it I'm gonna sell it at the car thing if I say the game time will pass let's do that I think he lost all his brain cells in the last 30 minutes you guys are [ __ ] ridiculous God I have too much fun on this stream I really do yeah I just do it's like just bad but it's no it's not it's awesome why is that bad I have too much fun so I can't put them in here I need to get another basket all right I'm getting another basket and I'm done I'm taking the ATV it has gas all right I need another basket and I need a Fry Basket I don't know I don't think I can afford a Fry Basket so it's too late let's go you're my favorite YouTuber thanks dude I really appreciate it thank you for the subs thanks for the 10 Subs appreciate it oh no way I can't believe you shut up my computer lagged a little bit Omega Level plus two bus and joke it's time there's no car damage it's fine I'm not getting out of this one I don't think I don't know how I do this every time I don't like how does it get perfectly wedged in like wow no you can't even try to do that if you try to do what I just did it doesn't work all right I got some marijuana I already have one all right I'm gonna sell this now pack it what you need 10 pre-roll packs I can I sell this can I sell this I think I yeah I can I'm gonna go sell it 420 is over oh you're right I can never smoke weed ever again let's do it this is it this is the culmination of the whole stream eight hours of this you're transporting one pack of joints in a pickup where's the pack there it is where is it I didn't smoke it what are you talking about it says 10 in the corner I used it I opened it dude I I couldn't leave the house I had to I couldn't open the [ __ ] door with it in my hand oh my God how far away because I remember when I saved it last how far away was it 17 minutes how far is that I didn't even Harvest it yet oh my god dude I cut you can't open the door if you have something in your hands so I have to put the thing down open the door pick the thing up off the ground and walk out the [ __ ] house oh my God I'm just gonna smoke the [ __ ] thing I don't even have a basket I didn't I didn't think if I like pie pressed like E I thought I like after trying to just put them well the stream goes on for another 10 minutes I can't even make time pass because I don't have enough gas to turn the [ __ ] computer on can I just like sleep on the ground for can I just like can I like how do I how am I supposed to pass time I gotta go buy another [ __ ] basket because I can't dump the other because I put potatoes in it accidentally no the misery I just want a soft little head like his my head is hard as a rock you see how big my brow bone is dude please I'd be really honest with you I've been playing this game for eight hours I still don't know where the gas station is I just drive around till I find it okay all right guys let's go oh push-up edits those are the days oh my God fill the [ __ ] can up I'm so close to being done I just want to sell one weed to one person and then [ __ ] be done I'm just gonna go get the weed right now go go go go go go go go go go go I need one basket go go go go go go go go bye thank you appreciate it goodbye weed mission to sell one weed is commencing let's go let's go hurry up come on this is the one this is actually the one this is truly the one no more [ __ ] this is it I'm going back Harvest sleep till [ __ ] 10 o'clock at night sell the marijuana get out car seriously drives as if it has no [ __ ] Wheels there are no wheels on this car it's made at the wheels are made out of wood it just drives in a straight line why is he mad I'm not I'm just [ __ ] around dude he's mad I'm I promise you I'm not bad Kappa I'm Kappa not I'm not mad Kappa I'm not Kappa I Pro Kappa I'm not we're almost there here we are um every single person is my enemy so close we are so close we're so close 13 for all right we just need to sleep drink maple syrup and get out oh my [ __ ] god what are you talking about 99 are you drunk this will take me into the end of this I gotta pee got it I've got it I'm like holding it in the air we're in the [ __ ] lights off turn the [ __ ] lights off what lights like in my room I just remember whenever xqc plays a scary game everyone just spams lights off with a mad face and then he goes and turns them off lights off lights off and he comes back and sits down are they actually not here I need to eat or drink something right now or I'm gonna die Snack Shack still open please please still be open thank God but you don't have you don't have maple syrup here oh no no no no no no no you do over here at the gas stations the gas station closed please be open oh my God I'm gonna die I'm dead please before I die just sell this one weed it's okay it's literally night time it is nighttime crickets are chirping I can hear crickets where are they it's crickets are chirping literally I'm gonna die okay I'm done I'm done I'm done thanks for watching

Channel: Skye4

Views: 150,881

Keywords: Jerma985, Jerma, Jeremy Elbertson, Jeremy Harrington, Jerma stream, Jerma highlights, Jerma edit, 2ndJerma

Id: T-T_y8NLwCI

Length: 141min 49sec (8509 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 21 2022