The Scooby-Doo Bit - Jerma Streams BeamNG.drive (Long Edit)

the last time guy and theresa perchette saw their van which is painted to look like scooby-doo's it was parked in front of their house in the payne phelan neighborhood around 10 thursday night then they got a knock on their door at 3am and police told them someone had stolen their camper and crashed it into a house about a mile and a half away hello how are you we've got a day of festivities today at least a few festivities gonna be playing beam ng drive which i was gonna do uh scary horror stuff today but i just didn't feel like it i'll be honest i i just didn't want to do it so this game's kind of complicated this is a lot of going on in this game i don't really know what i'm gonna do seems like you kind of really need to figure out how to play it first so this is going to be tutorial andy for a little while if it's too complicated for my tiny brain then i will move on to webbed i've been wanting to play webbed for a little while you're a coward you've literally played this game before i've not played this game before no no you're confusing it with every other time i've crashed a car and laughed i know there's been hundreds of times potentially thousands of times ah you've i mean this whole stream you could probably put next to one of the other games where you crash cars and it'd probably be the same it would be the same stream but first and foremost i have to warn you i may have [ __ ] this up pretty badly well whatever i think a car crash compilation i let me learn how to play the game first you guys are gonna laugh and i don't i you gonna laugh everybody's gonna laugh because here's your glove fits perfectly as you see it fits perfectly i had this custom fit to make sure i could uh you know wear it by the way anthony all paul mccartney is a fake if the three students are true the three stooges are not added to this game by april 23rd i believe i have to eat a glove on stream that is a that is so unfortunate like a latex glove or like a mechanical i mean i i i was so confident like two years ago i gave a random date in the future i promise i promise i didn't sit on it i didn't sit on this and get really mad and get very upset that i sat on it i wonder how this glove tastes homer simpson is that what is that is that leather you sat on it hmm now that's fresh weather what are these gloves you're supposed to be made out of hold on i wish i had two this looks like oh this looks like [ __ ] spongebob got rubbed by a car and i like stole this oh wow whoa watch out my thumb hold on wow what the hell is he doing you know what i've realized about this channel i just i'm starting to realize it more and more if you don't watch every single [ __ ] stream you're just it's you're not gonna have any idea what's going on i like feel bad for the people that like i catch like a stream once every like a couple weeks what the [ __ ] are you doing stop what are you doing stop this i can't make a middle finger there's not five fingers you have more lower than dark souls i don't think that's accurate i just think that this weird [ __ ] that happens like every other day put your middle finger through the middle um you know what yeah [ __ ] you like it's too hard to do it uh flipped get the pinky this pinky right here right looks like i've like egg in my mouth oh i didn't tell you this is made out of [ __ ] eggs oh it looks like egg hmm what is that is that edible white i think that's not edible i don't think that part is edible that part's not edible i think that's stuffing hey okay all right i ate another glove okay all right i'm done i'm done i'm up i'm done wait i got one one more white for the camera i'm not eating at all what about like i can't swallow this it's [ __ ] pure sugar i mean pure leather i've spit this out oh good puke i'm not eating the whole glove i'm not eating the whole glove i'm taking a few bites i didn't eat the whole shoe you guys didn't hear that did you i hope not i didn't eat the whole shoe why would i eat the whole glove okay okay how about like right here this looks so [ __ ] weird give him the silent treatment he has to finish the glove i'm not finishing the level i'll take one more bite right here for the thumbnail like this is [ __ ] weird don't give me the silent treatment give me something else by the way i'm never i'm never saying this again i was if you curious what's going on let me just explain real quick people have no idea what's going on i was convinced that the three stooges were going to be in fortnight two years ago i made a bet i said the three stooges will be in fortnight by some will last week april 2022 it didn't happen which is horseshit like i don't know why they wouldn't have been added they probably will get added i still believe that i genuinely believe the three stooges are going to be in fortnite i believe it genuinely it's just a matter of time so look i you can come back to this video when it whenever the three do just get added and be like holy [ __ ] actually actually had to eat that glove thing and they actually got added but if the three stooges are not added to fortnight by april 3rd of 2030 i will have already been retired so who cares okay goodbye my hands are so sticky all right i'll be right back i'll be right back we'll go back to the intro i'm gonna put this in the freezer okay hi everything's i i just my hands are all put sugar all over them this was a very sugary leather glove all right yeah so we're doing bmn g uh i know people are saying dude you gotta oh b-man g man gotta go get there get this mountain go get that modern go get that to download that thing and go download that car pack and get this let's start look i'm this is baby steps i never played this let me just and see if i enjoy it i'll need to do the tutorial i'm gonna get familiar with the controls uh and we'll see what happens if the three stooges were still around would they be fans of your stream no why would they even know who i was they would watch dollhouse and go could've done that better look at these kids think they're so funny these days you went through a window i used to go through a window every saturday really this younger generation doesn't understand slapstick comedy all right so let's go we're gonna play bmn g uh if the game is too complicated for me if i want to pivot we're just going to pivot to webbed which is a spider game this is why i even have a k i've been viewing cam andy recently you notice that this is the most i've ever used facecam in the 10 12 years i've been doing this i just don't do this and i never use this and for some reason after elden ring it just became i just got used to turning it on where's blood wash i wanted to chill i wanted to chill today and it's too scary we'll do that a little bit later we'll do that like next week we're not next week like later this week we'll do that later this week i have it downloaded i have it ready to go i just thought i didn't want to just be screaming by my head kind of hurts well all right campaign i need to do the driver's training course because i have no idea what the hell i'm doing so bear with me this game takes like 5 000 horsepower to run right hopefully my computer's going to handle it accelerating and braking welcome to the etk driver experience center my name is mike and i'll be your instructor for this course let's start out nice and easy all you have to do is accelerate and then stop before you hit the barriers make sure you break when you reach the stop sign currently using arcade gearbox behavior what the [ __ ] does that mean realistic behavior arcade behavior how do you drive how do i drop what happened what [Music] all right so i was paused all right so right right trigger is accelerate left triggers break so break right before i get here [Music] did i do it what how did i fail has that that doesn't make any sense what too slow i was driving so insanely fast that was scary how fast i was going oh we didn't want you to we wanted you to go over 60. so start breaking now [Applause] what the [ __ ] i don't get it i don't get it oh boy do you want to stop like at the stop sign like like here that's where the stop sign is what do you want to do that i stopped at the stop sign stop before you hit the barriers i didn't i did that the first time i actually did that the first time stop in the zone i just literally just did that i just did that i just did that i did that already all right all right i get it i get it i get it i get it i literally just did i literally literally literally literally literally literally just did it yeah i did i went and stopped in the middle and it said failure you're an idiot this isn't a real [ __ ] driving game i would build give me a real course i'll be fine okay in the unlikely event that the road is not straight you may need to stop accelerating and use your car's steering wheel okay try it here on the roundabout but watch out for the slippery area imagine this is part of the [ __ ] driving test yeah we want you to do we want you to go 60 and then smash on the brakes before you get to the driving zone go around this round about going 50. you can move the cam so we can see the speedometer oh oops all right so you've mastered the are turning left can you navigate a narrow road try to find the proper speed for those tight corners all right is there a handbrake in all driving games i never use the actual break i use handbrake only anybody else like that r1 yeah i only use the handbrake in video games i don't think i've ever hit left trigger in a video game when it's a car game changing lanes at highway speeds require a gentle hand on the steering wheel do you have what it takes to control an 80s supercar [Music] apparently not what the [ __ ] was that why is it covered in like grease [Music] [Applause] [Music] i did it that was easy who made the glove i told you i was gonna i was gonna just like [ __ ] ruin everybody's childhood i was gonna say i told you spongebob got run over and i found it but no that's not what happened uh it was great it was fake it wasn't it was a real glove shut up stick to the speed limits on the signs to guarantee success okay it's all right i didn't feel it i didn't feel it i didn't even get bumped i'm fine why would i be doing this in this car by the way this is dad's cigarette car i mean this is just this is the car that just smells like cigarettes this is a dad's cigarette car how did i feel it dude it's [ __ ] hard hold on this car sucks it's actually hard i can't even turn oh guaranteed success at 40 miles per hour 40 miles per hour drifting that's not gonna happen okay 25 [Applause] i'm not going 40 through this that's way too [ __ ] much that's impossible to go 40 through this [Applause] 50 guys this is not possible it's not possible to go 50 and look at my [ __ ] serious [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] whatever just start over [ __ ] whatever [Music] i wasn't going 60 dude what i'm holding okay i am literally holding right and like drifting into it and he just drives straight into the wall i'm going to fail this tutorial i don't get this okay 40. big drift why did you give me this piece of [ __ ] car okay 50. [Applause] [Music] it's the car's out of [ __ ] control it's out of control the car is out of control i can't control the car this [ __ ] thing's out of control i can't control it [Music] i do it probably good it's a skill issue that's fine it is i don't hand run i've set up a circuit for you to practice what you've learned should be pretty easy two laps no surprises [Music] all right i'm good [Applause] [ __ ] you god damn it all right i'm going too fast there are no posted speed limits here so how am i supposed to [ __ ] to do i'm handbraking it's not working [Applause] [Music] all right i got it that's it right nice all right i'm good all right hairpins no [ __ ] way i'm not gonna be able to do this hold the handbrake to slide around a hairpin just like in the movies not with a car like this [Music] i'm going too fast [Music] [Applause] 20 miles per hour there it is i [ __ ] it's how am i supposed to go that fast [Music] [Applause] go got it slalom a slalom course is a hard thing to master get a feel for the weight of the car as you weave between the cones i i thought i was gonna get points off not fail completely oh just barely rear-wheel drive handling bruko moonhawk handles like a boat so if you can finish a lap of this circuit first try you're doing better than most of my [Music] students the [ __ ] you drive a car like this this car is on treads it's not even on wheels i just just drive straight the mirror [Applause] oh my god how are you supposed to drive this car this thing's on ice this car's on ice this i can't drive it i'm alright i've had a [ __ ] time this thing sucks this thing sucks try driving well this car is impossible to use what the [ __ ] dude why would anybody drive this [Applause] i [ __ ] i'm skipping i'm doing i'm not playing that one no [ __ ] way it's not happening like why would you drive that car oh man that's a beauty how often do you drive it uh well you want to get in the car with me we'll take a ride and he just literally drive directly into the first wall well i didn't even read that whatever i was i wasn't gonna make a joke but i was like no why even make a joke that car's not even worth making a joke about i don't care [Music] this sounds like a cat i'm just breaking all the way going to a complete stop and driving the car again this is so bad for the car i'm supposed to be drifting [Music] god damn it skip it stop accelerating so hard i don't play games like this i play like [ __ ] mario kart i don't even play that game i don't like that one either i don't play games with cars on them because unless i like unless it's like gta all right whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what's this use a manual transmission for this test stay in second gear slide the car sideways to score as many points as you can alright let's go [Music] i'm why am i dro why am i like why am i going backwards why is the car in room oh the car's in reverse i forgot it was manual i forgot it was manual yeah i don't give a [ __ ] that's that was fine all right somebody said just do free rum oh okay um where do i go whoa okay hold on i'm trying to go over the sand jump how do i fix the car okay this thing is [ __ ] what do i do can i fix the car how do i fix it press r oh okay left on the d-pad oh alright cool holy [ __ ] i was ejected i was ejected from the [ __ ] car this is still drivable oh my god what the hell was that i got ejected an escape pod all right we'll put on traffic how do i put traffic on manage fun stuff fire boom break extinguish oh this is a jump right here no no i thought i was going to drive over it all right how do i get rid of that no no no our pedestrian i don't put pedestrians on ai traffic spawn police spawn normal wait there's traffic where are they change cars yeah how do i get this [ __ ] pickup i want to be on a pickup truck you [ __ ] with gravity too really [Music] [Applause] i can be in a a tractor trailer what oh my god okay i want this one so where should i go let's just i feel like i'm playing gta 5. i'm i can't i am not i'm not in control anymore this feels so all right reset reset give me i want a different car i want a fast car wait a minute i can hello i just ran that guy's whole car over hold control and put your mouse over the car [Music] what hold control put your mouse over the car strength force i'm so confused i'm in the water dude why are you beeping at me i don't get it what what i can just pull [ __ ] off the car like it's a lego set excuse me oh they stay here stay here what am i doing to this car okay now pull this way too holy [ __ ] a high clutch temperature watch overheating i just burnt out the clutch try a different car okay give me a [ __ ] this is crazy i didn't know this game was like this oh yeah hell yeah [Music] go a hundred thousand miles per hour what you can go a hundred thousand miles per hour let me just hold on there's a lot going on in this game let me get on the highway all to end down alt down eight times slower than real time what alt up holy [ __ ] okay [Music] oh hamster wheel oh hell yeah is it gonna work oh my god dude you can't drive over the curb because the car is too low to the ground are you [ __ ] kidding me [ __ ] you god damn it all right just give me the other [ __ ] car give me the other car i don't what the [ __ ] this is a debug menu what can i do with this oh i can can i actually use this for other crazy [ __ ] can i actually do it what can i do with that sve cheats these cars cannot go okay oh there's another entrance [Applause] this is i feel like i'm playing in the bowling alley i'm playing [ __ ] with the bumpers on the other side i can't to go anywhere with this car this is ridiculous reverse over it dude you've really this these cars are terrible these cars can't do anything you this is just a giant toy that sits in your garage i can't actually use this here we go it's going faster oh [ __ ] oh my god it's going so fast [Music] i am going full throttle high clutch temperature what does that mean how do i stop that hit the brake how do i get to free cam f7 shift c okay i'm in free camera i'm in free camera now i'm gonna there's another car somewhere what happened what how did i miss that what just happened i thought i was driving another car um what's going on i'm driving the hamster wheel i'm driving the wheel are you serious what the [ __ ] are you talking about all right let's put this put a back truck in here i don't i just want to pick the car up there we go all right stay in there stop doing that oh [ __ ] i screwed it up hold on this is going so fast all right let me drive the bus there's no way this still drives no [ __ ] way that didn't even hurt me this thing is indestructible oh we're going off this right now really how do i make the camera follow from here it's f7 why would you tell me to do that what the [ __ ] did you do that for now i have to go back all right let's see if i can make it down over there yo i think i'm doing a pretty good job if i have to say so myself craziest [ __ ] security camera [Music] look what was this guy doing what was this guy doing am i still going what how am i still going how did honest to god how did i do all that that's i don't know how i did all that that makes no sense press one through nine this is what i wanted this is what i wanted so badly this is the only thing i care about in this whole game [Music] you know this is what would happen there's nobody in this car this is what would happen if this bus became sentient right now it would just be like what am i doing where am i what up why am i alive what's happening i'm going to start crashing into [ __ ] it wouldn't know to do it we freaking out this is what would happen this is the future that tesla wants this car is alive right now and it doesn't get it it doesn't understand what life is it has no idea what life is all it knows is that it can move this forward it can move forward that's it doesn't know anything else [Music] it doesn't know anything it doesn't know anything yeah i must drive i don't know just i just have to go forward i just have to push the forward button where am i who am i where am i who where am i where am i what is this what am i what am i where am i trying to hurt me it's too much way too it's way too dang oh wait i had the wrong one on this is what i meant to have [Applause] feels weird in my lungs why do i have lungs why do i wow [Applause] jigsaw i've come to pick you up hello again steve you found yourself in a bus it seems in this bus it's not like any other bus you've ever driven this bus must go at least 40 miles per hour just like that movie if this bus goes below 40 i'll hide your toenail clippers and your tweezers in your house you won't be able to find them you'll be a huge pain in the ass and you'll have to buy a new pair of tweezers every time you go to the store it's really [ __ ] annoying are you all right you okay you okay are you okay oh [ __ ] oh what the red oh he's okay he's fine remember if that goes below 40 miles per hour you oh god i can't see the camera again i got my stuff steve go on the road you're driving on the wrong side of the road steve see if you need to be on the right side of the road otherwise my [ __ ] up plan is you're stuck in the middle steve you're stuck in the middle of the road steve i don't think i can't come get you steve you really grew this whole thing i can't come get you steve you're gonna have to call an uber but when you're getting that uber you make sure to tell that uber driver you shut him if he goes under 40 miles per hour you know what just just [ __ ] this actually i am stuck how many of the cameras are there top down on board as a rider hey man uh really think uh you missed the stop back there i was supposed to get off at uh at fourth street yeah uh um probably should probably slow down a little i think you're going a little too fast watch out watch out that's a red light why are you not talking it's [ __ ] god damn ai drivers hello what's this call number is a 1-800 number to call for tech support [ __ ] god damn it i don't think there's something wrong with this one what am i supposed to do i can't get out of the car i knew this wasn't going to be ready for at least another 20 or 30 [ __ ] years at least and i got on the bus to stop i'm the one that gets on the bus during the ai [ __ ] i mean it's going i wonder where it's going what is in the gps i have no idea oh it will never work [Music] it will never work this thing will accidentally get put into a wendy's right it's like oh okay time to go to the wendy's it's like no no no no no no no no for some reason like the wendy's going to gps there's like i didn't want to go to wendy's i'm supposed to go i'm trying to go home oh [ __ ] see the ai didn't know that this is a new road it didn't know the road split right there i thought the road went straight so it doesn't it hadn't been updated the firmware i don't know any firmware updates it's gonna [ __ ] take this car is crushed up man it's incredible where are you going i don't i i can't really see i don't know i can't turn oh oh boy oh boy i'm serious right now right now i am i'm jumping out of the car you know what i mean like if this is like ai just like the the gps got [ __ ] up and it just doesn't know what it's doing i'm going out this window right now i'm just diving up i'm just getting up i'm getting out of the car spawn police hold on spawn police chase me the ai is gonna chase you what who are oh my god david we saw you're probably wondering why you woke up in the driver's seat of a car and why all those people in front of you are all marked and paused that's because each one of these people has been paid fifteen thousand dollars to question you right now and he already did it it's your job your choice see how long you're gonna live while all these people have been paid twenty thousand dollars to scratch it and that's this and hold on hold on everybody freeze please please please please give an idea oh again hold on hello again david as you find yourself sitting in this car wondering why you're here while you woke up here understanding that you have access to the gas gas gas driving this car is at your utmost intended purpose because every single car on this road david is ai a.i controlled cars who have been programmed to kill you they will stop at nothing before you are corpse you ought to make your choice and drive around and get away from these ai gas controlled cars good luck you're gonna need it as you see i think this is technology is getting a little too crazy you would want to program these cars aren't you david you know the way they programmed these cars technology can't solve every problem david as i'm sure you're realizing right now all right nobody saw no more i'm done with saw you you were the programmer of these you were the ceo of the programming weren't you david all right i wanna [Music] he's actually backing up [Music] what happened instability detected what do you mean instability on the bus oh what the [ __ ] um what is this why is this attached to the why is this a towel in the car it's your tire why is it on the what's going on what is it attached to i wanna all right i'm going new map new map compete in the west coast drag race i wanna do this oh no i don't it's the same map grid rid map v2 shut up leave me the [ __ ] alone just the default oh my god what's happening oh that's right they're on missions to kill me okay this is where the giant enemy spider is that's a different game so this is a little obstacle course okay whoa that was cool that was awesome you picked the wrong pigeon all right i'll pick the whatever let's go pick the you want me to pick a different pigeon you you want this one this one here what what kind of car is this all right this thing's not supposed to be driven you don't you don't drive this car um are you serious look what i just did i'm okay the car's still fine all right i want to take two cars and have them drive as fast as they can and smash into each other i can do that right i'm gonna start at the one end of the track and i'm gonna go a thousand miles per hour and i'm gonna crash into each other [Music] oh man ow okay manage select i want a very fast car i bought one of these yeah this one so where's that one that one's here so that's fine so now over this way i want to spawn another car very far away like all the way over here [Music] oh i went the wrong way no no come back and back back stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop what the [ __ ] whatever i went the wrong way i it's hard where the just get over here both of you use the ai chase no i want to smash them into each other where's the other car use the chase and go head on wait but i thought okay let me should i try that chase me all right where are you hi [Applause] he crashed [Applause] [Music] stop avoiding me what the [ __ ] what the stop he avoided me you just oh stop stop it stop get off of me get away from me get off of me oh we're both [ __ ] yo i have an idea i'm gonna okay i want to run away from like 20 mac trucks can i wait guys have a hot like 10 mac trucks just drive straight into each other this is a wall oh is he all right the guy gets out of the car and he like with the red bull he did it oh my god he actually did it he made it he made he did the jump where's the other car oh no it's gonna be scary okay can i spawn this a bunch of times or do i have to do the menu every time just do clone okay cool is it gonna break my computer is gonna be bad for the computer hope so yeah i i hope so all right what do you think twenty one two three four five six seven eight nine let's do like 20. oh well here's 10. let's try 10. a fridge can i move as the fridge i can't okay i can't move as the fridge get on the ball um should i do a christmas tree no all right i'll do the ball i can't really move it doesn't really work the way you think it is so these are i'm going to set these all to kill why are they one singular bus wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait [Music] why are they one bus what the [ __ ] oh what do i do reset that was a tactical movement [Applause] [ __ ] this stupid goddamn sports car you went a little too fast oh my god raise a 10 raise it 10 feet off the ground make tires bigger give me another car these things suck gigantic [ __ ] toy i do i want something like a drive like this yeah this is a man-sized car all right so this is all [ __ ] up i don't think this is gonna happen anymore do i just like all right there is a pump stuck in this car all right this is the one causing the problem i gotta back this one up i feel like i'm playing one of those ipad games where i have to go slide down slide left slide left right right slide down slide down oh my god why are they all so connected to each other it's like it's like a campaign trail there's too many their weakness is turning holy [ __ ] they're going fast nobody gives the senator the finger out the window get him oh some of them are going to lose some of them i think no he's still there oh [Music] breaks oh [ __ ] oh my god [Music] oh i'm still oh i i want to like go i want to take this to somewhere else right yeah i want to go somewhere else i want to go to one of the other places go to scenarios collect mountain barrage to garage delivery port escape king-size goliath all right what's goliath a semi-truck is causing havoc on the highway we must stop it at all costs that won't be easy but you don't have to worry about damaging your vehicle all right okay so stop the truck where is it put on brake core for this okay you ready you ready [Music] restart restart the mission restart the mission this is [ __ ] with my head this is [ __ ] with my head imagine the police but listening to this yeah john let's go turn it up we gotta chase [Music] oh my [ __ ] god that's fine [Music] i can't [ __ ] do it i can't do it just drive the car i can't i'm trying i tried all right where is this [ __ ] get him [Music] dude it sounds like the person in the passenger seat is just going like this to the tuner it's like dude pick a station we're trying to catch this guy there he is i can't see [Music] where is he [Music] okay all right all right all right all right give me a second give me a sec give me a second i'm doing a regular camera let me try regular all right there he's right there [Applause] oh what the [ __ ] [Music] just get in the road [Music] [Music] hold on [Music] i can't i can't [Music] it's too [ __ ] up it's too [ __ ] up i'm sorry i can't help it i have to do something [ __ ] stupid just restart all right i'm not gonna [ __ ] i promise i'm gonna turn on the brake core it's funny keep music but keep you can keep the music but keep the regular camera okay fine how about this camera this one's good enemies arnold hey pull over pull over you just hear this out of the officer's car stop stop driving stop moving [Music] oh my god you piece of [ __ ] this crash no not me god damn it oh [ __ ] oh i'm doing it again okay no i have a better idea i'm not doing [ __ ] like crazy music i'm catching this guy [Music] got you right into it yes stop driving is he gonna run out of gas i don't understand what i'm supposed to do about this i actually like don't understand what to do you piece of [ __ ] i gotta get him to drive into one of those poles there it is yes three two one got it bang all right what else should i do uh barrel barrel knocker this game's cool this game is actually really cool it's just fun kind of sandbox all right i've done put some barrels around the dirt road this durn truck can't carry a tune in a bucket so pull up your britches and get fixed and to knock them all barrel down i reckon you got a minute or so fine you don't get all tore up then nasty barrels is hiding in the swamp and then gosh darn bushes i'm not gonna get the roll i'm not gonna i'm reading uh you know sides right now for this character and i'm not gonna get it uh like country music oh like banjo music banjo royalty free [Music] that's good music's too quiet [Music] there you go [Music] this is hard this is way too hard this one's like [ __ ] way hard this is too hard this is way too hard give us a good yeehaw how do you do yeehaw it's like [Applause] it's like no how do you do he ha it's like you need to put this on times two speed you guys you guys need to just relax you guys just want brake core you guys can't pay attention unless it's like like you got you go no you guys this is bad your brain this is bad for your brain this is bad for your brain it's not going to be brain it is slow down i need to read a book you need to [ __ ] breathe oxygen and [ __ ] like lie down lie in bed don't listen to this it's small doses it's not gonna hurt your brain cells you're gonna fry it's over now i miss it don't you progressive biore charcoal cleansers i don't know no no no i'm not i decide whether they had to get on the stream i can't do this please do break or back in youtube [Applause] i was very unsure of that i was incredibly unsure of that i was really unsure yeah all you guys need in the background here is i'm detective cable they're great just played music and movie clips i'm not doing this one this one i'll try it one more time no [ __ ] that no no no dude brake core slowed down i wonder what that would sound like and don't get me wrong i think that that was cool but braycor is outrageous enough for me to be like what i'm paying attention this is interesting but i i don't know if i want to play that unless i'm really looking for it it's cool i mean that's really cool but you missed one you corrected me on my own stream what i hope i'm alright you just did you correct me what is this no what does that hold on i need to know great where did it go i'd buy that for a dollar that's a suffering did you like it i'm gonna play a video game okay can i can i play a video game for like five minutes all right port escape we'll do this one suscor papa okay there's no time to explain uh you must leave the area as quick as possible reach the ferry boat at the dock let's go a bad driving skill so far not bad driving skills so far [Applause] [Music] dude this one sucks i'm really not even doing that bad we're going to listen to this someone made a germa break core oh my god let's see how close i was to it let's see how close i was okay on here oh this is times two hold on that was right i was [ __ ] already hey what are you listening to man oh you know i got fallout boy on here uh of scream and fart compilation at the same time [Music] [Applause] i don't want to listen to this anymore does anybody actually want to listen this [Music] too much it's too many [ __ ] sound effects it's too many [Music] who is screaming somebody is just going who is screaming wait wait wait wait wait is it the game oh it's the game i just i heard like i was like who's [ __ ] yelling i was like this is like terrifying i thought all the uh i thought it was somebody screaming is it in the music no it's not that's michael [Music] listen [Music] it made it [ __ ] so much worse hold on [Music] is it in it or is that the game [Music] it's both [Applause] no it's not [Music] [Music] my brain is so confused right now i'm [ __ ] confused do you understand what i'm saying right these are the same sounds [Music] it's the same song [Music] do you hear them [Music] okay i'm done that was fun that was fun there's an onion ring one too apparently let's hear it that was kind of good what's the onion ring one all right this is onion ring germa onion ring germa remix [Music] no screams i have to turn this off [Music] um i don't know what the numbers mean [Music] as you guys know not a fast food guys guys not for me so i'll give it a try though i'll try it okay i'm gonna go for a bite [Music] [Music] [Music] that's a huge moment that's a huge moment huge that's a huge moment right there okay let me describe how it tastes they're a little gross [Music] but they're they're pretty good kind of weird but it's not that bad um no i already hate it i already hate it it's it's okay final review out of 10. this is weird listen to myself talk 6.4 yeah 6.4 [Music] [Music] [Music] that's a huge moment that's a huge moment how are you supposed to do that [ __ ] [Music] this is it this is it this is it this is it oh this is my favorite part this is my favorite scene it might just sit this is it here it comes so hard um [Music] um [Music] [Music] the car stalled out [Music] that's a huge moment i can't i can't listen to this anymore that's that's was awesome but i need to beat this level right now i need to beat this level right now before i freak out i feel like i had like donation songs on right that was actually really good there's another one jeremy penis music what is germ of penis music have i heard this one the giant enemy spider [Music] [Applause] [Music] is people gonna think back like when is this guy this [ __ ] weird guy [Music] [Applause] what's my legacy do i have one are you guys gonna okay 10 20 plus years from now are you guys going to open up germ of penis music and be nostalgic and go oh german penis music giant yeah i remember that [Music] uh i guess i was younger i thought it was like funny i guess i don't know maybe i was like maybe i was young let me give one more chance [Music] that's weird i wonder what people are going to say remember german this is depressing it's not depressing it's just funny i'm just thinking of like i've gone back and watched jim carrey movies oh the mask like smoking right and i'm thinking people going back and watching something like this [Music] the [ __ ] are you talking about going like that that's what i'd be doing [Music] [Applause] [Music] see that [ __ ] that's the [ __ ] dance of this though can you [ __ ] trick that spider [Music] don't remember that i don't want you to remember that i want you to remember something else don't remember that part of the stream i'm so winded holy [ __ ] i'm [ __ ] winded like bad but if i have to stop i'd like relax for a minute i actually have to slow down don't remember that i want you to remember remember like we have a dollhouse and a replacement don't remember any of this don't remember any of these streams i want you to forget what you just watched don't watch it think about it i want you to remember uh the other stuff all right i'm going for it this time for real i'm such an old [ __ ] are you serious i'm such an old [ __ ] person what i did this i danced for a second and i have to sit down i am sitting down i am sitting down right now i can't sit down any more than i already am sitting down oh my goodness something really comical about that though doing that dance in particular you just get so winded that you're just all [ __ ] up now so too much movement just go lie in bed for a bedstream take it easy old man i am taking it easy right now do a subathon do you understand how a subathon on this channel i would cap the subathon guys subathon here we go it's capped at eight hours by the way that's it i'm just gonna i'm just gonna be a regular stream i don't even care i would just say it would happen not even a day or one sub would reduce time i would start it at 500 hours or something and every sub would reduce it by 30 seconds you guys would just force me off excuse me [Music] where jump on the boat [Music] [Laughter] they don't make that jump is incredibly difficult oh [Music] realistic yeah that's what that's what happened man nobody does that job nobody can make that jump double seven failed oh yeah yeah okay we're relaxed now we're relaxed i've got my breath again i've never heard of anybody say that iii i say ii all the time iii has so much it has so many different emotions behind it no no excuse me not that one not not with it a aya i yeah i say it all the time it's like a thing i say i don't say i don't know i don't do i don't say i'm not being said because everyone's gonna freak out can i shortcut no you watch anime i i don't can i tell you my addiction lately i mean it's really i've been so addicted to a television show the last week or so i've watched every single episode and i can't wait to see the movie now i in my q a a long time ago i talked about full metal alchemist and how i watched it somebody said birth canal why would wha what do you mean that we're not there's no there's not gonna be birth can i land in here i need to pay attention it's okay did i not go through that checkpoint i didn't how did i not hit that checkpoint i don't understand how i didn't hit the eye how did i not hit that checkpoint how is that possible i how do i not hit the checkpoint no no no no no don't [Music] that's such a good song though lean clean clean clean clean that was a clean turn [Music] reaction make a bigger reaction i want to see you scream streamer once you go away [ __ ] up all right this is it this is it this is it this is it all right slow down slow down don't go fast i don't think i'm gonna be able to do this it still drives it still drives it still drives did i make it i made it i actually did it i got it cool all right that was fun that was actually pretty fun leap of faith let's try this one this took you an hour well to you have to be fair there was a whole lot going on in the first 15 to 20 minutes of that run your hair looks like a backwards hat it does i don't know any time down up the cliffs finishing with a courageous leap onto a rock pillar [Music] oh that's a good camera angle [Music] nobody said it had to be clean i can't see oh [ __ ] off all right just let me i'm just doing it this way about how cool you look it's about getting it done this is pretty good speed oh come on stop stop it really forget about being cautious [ __ ] it just go you're gonna this one's impossible this one's impossible what the [ __ ] [Music] are you supposed to go over that stop oh my god dude give me a break i'll try this one more time play the video five four three two [Applause] [Applause] otherwise i'm just giving you advice i don't know what direction i was supposed to be going you got to stay on the road oh [ __ ] it i'm done with this one this one was cool but it's very hard i want to do the leap of faith though where is it where's the leap of faith it was a path i know but i kind of went off the path really come on [Music] come on oh that was fun delivery deliver a trailer of tasty cola to the shop all right okay deliver a trailer of tasty cola to the city you got it oh i need oh i'm gonna go in the water all right i'll just do it any whatever okay here we go let's deliver deliver our delivery what i don't even know what happened i just can't see i can't i just couldn't see i couldn't see what the where the car was driving um [Music] what's what's wrong with the car i can't turn right you gotta be kidding me what was that grabbing a truck this must be the most terrifying thing seriously what what an unbelievable skill it takes to do this to actually drive around like this i am i already don't know sometimes if that that turn looks kind of sharp i gotta be careful you imagine what goes through the mind of somebody driving a truck like this we have to take a sharp turn like that it's like you have this insane huge thing that's a skill that's a heavy skill that takes it that takes a lot of guts it does it takes a lot of balls it takes a lot of uh gum shoe to be able to drive something like this especially around like a place like this i would be i wouldn't know what to do i would get out i'd be like somebody else just drive this wait gumshoe isn't that what they called the kit the detective kids and where the world's carmen san diego gum shoes yeah what was i trying to say gumption yeah and i didn't even pay attention to the road where's the checkpoint i gotta stop talking oh my god i guess i can't do anything like this what a great theme song too you know my favorite part about uh the where in the world's carver san diego theme song first of all the beginning it goes here that's a big part and then at the in the middle it's like yeah all right the second verse went where am i going part where it was the guy goes stealing soul and stuff from ram that's my that hold on i could have done that better stealing soul in south korea making money that's the best part all right let's just do it right now what a classic oh did you hear that part that's what i'm talking about [Music] we go from nashville to norway's zoo zimbabwe yeah and back a shield [ __ ] god i gotta i'm just crashing i can't play video games and do this i can't play a car driving video game we have to be careful i can't turn the car anymore we're not doing this one wouldn't do something else one okay one more scenario i want to finish the song though it's a good song i'm gonna get dmcad 1991 carmen san diego theme song for a game show what do you want to do whoa i went to this one oh dude and then the uh another one from this at the very end of the game show they had to go find different countries and place little markers on them and they were like oh this is they would describe an area or describe a thing the person had to put a little marker on a country from where it was from and the song the song that they did it's the same group what's the group um what's the name of the group it was an acapella group it was just it was awesome i gotta hear that too what would it be called rockefeller yep that's the one okay let's do uh where in the world is carmen san diego uh bum de bum bum de bum like bum de bum play the game please this is really [ __ ] important not perry the platypus theme what are you get out of here where in the world is carmen sandhill great core [Music] oh my god all right i didn't had that much speed what i got it though no i got it i got it this thing's wick and [ __ ] up but i got it these tight turns catch when you're tone [Music] no there's nothing close this this is opera this is a chorus singing opera no you got it that's not it it's it's from the tv show it's another game show it's from the game show it was the very end that they it was a kid they they got the last with the last part of the show it was the kid running around with a marker and they had to place it on this big map they were running all over and he was like i'll find um norway and the kid had to run around and place it on norway and [Music] oh no way do i get out of here oh my god it's so hard yep i can't is this it they said i can't hear it very well but this is it get set go karma went to chad chad this is it chad no that's not it try it again come on catch you guys in south africa do you know this one yes sir come on [Applause] all right we can go back like three thousand of you they left and came back can come back now [ __ ] opera oh you know that one that goes [Music] i was gonna do the [ __ ] crash into stuff mode this morning it's much more i speed i think that's way more my speed oh jungle rock island let's go do one of the chases oh wait a minute oh that's a good idea that's not fun our east coast chase won um how are you so consistently bad at this game because i'm doing it to deliberately make you angry you only only you only you all right i wanted to i wanted individuals responding near the sawmill uh so somebody fell into the lake at lego city here they are like it's a realistic driving game sorry i don't have a pedaling or a steering wheel and i did the tutorial an hour and ten minutes ago okay i'm what do you want me to say this car drives like [ __ ] whatever it's one of those cars that drives like [ __ ] i can slow down all right don't peel out here that's what happened last time and just wait he's gonna jump do the jump there it is this dirt ass road that is i can't drive on this car is not meant to drive on this road i don't know which way i went did you go this way i don't know which way i don't know which way the [ __ ] guy went this is so hard this is so hard i feel like i'm driving i feel like i'm driving every car in this game in an ice in one of those tabletop ice hockey rinks what are they called air hockey all these cars are air hockey rinks it's just i'm playing [ __ ] air hockey [ __ ] god it wouldn't it doesn't it's not hard to do that how am i supposed to get this close i'm i'm pushing i'm just doing 70 [ __ ] miles per hour i'm gonna do these tight turns i'm gonna crash where'd he go where'd he go where'd he go this way it's [ __ ] impossible it is so hard to drive in this game this is the hardest driving game i've ever done my [ __ ] life it's so difficult to drive car in this game you gotta drift yet when i start drifting i don't stop drifting and i just don't i can't turn the car i can't even turn the car i can't i can't turn this is slippery ass [ __ ] i'm on icicles right now i'm driving on a bed of ice on every course i have no control of the car do you see this i don't have any control whoa i have no control of the car i don't i actually don't control those who think this is like gta 5 driving do you have a [ __ ] mind those of you who think that dude what the [ __ ] this is not gta 5 driving this is very very difficult it's very difficult it's incredibly difficult [Applause] oh where the [ __ ] is he i've didn't even pay attention just crash i don't care this one's easy i think your next game intuition is this [ __ ] no no i don't need next game it's really hard i'm relaxed i'm fine i'm just very mad about sliding around on icicles at my car and when i turn the wheel like this the car just goes [Music] how am i supposed to know that that's how i was supposed to know that's where i'm supposed to go they win all right i'm [ __ ] doing this one i don't care why does his mouth not move i don't know because sometimes my mouth doesn't move a lot of sometimes your mouth doesn't move when you scream i'll [ __ ] yeah i [ __ ] with gravity i'll do that i'm going to get out it's so addicting to but i was literally i was pressing left so hard that it the stick came out of its socket okay it was all it went even more left and went over heel left [Music] he crashed [Music] i did it i won he crashed without me just get in front of the car dude he's done he's done he's not going anywhere you're not gonna escape man it's over i don't know what you crashed into but i got you all right one more whoa this one all right jump from the dam and aim for the targets sure [ __ ] it who cares just go uh all right well i didn't know it was gonna be this person just showing up get on the road all right up and over all right how many points did i get zero okay i didn't i actually didn't what okay this is do it again you gotta go really slow now you speed it up [Applause] i got it way too short think that's it oh yes that was almost a perfect bullseye let's do it again this one even further how am i gonna get the one all the way back there that one seems really far away all the way in the back in the river i don't think i'm gonna hit that one how are you supposed to get that one look at that do the taxi oh oh do a super fast car what's the fastest car in the game it's not even close to being fast i need the rocket bus how do i press the button holy [ __ ] i turned into a piece of taffy oh god i gotta try to get it what happened that was fun how about cliff [Music] really it's just a clip so a lot of people say man look at all this technology with the soft body damage and the car damage this is so cool everybody was talking about how cool this was uh when this game came out right it's been about five to ten years almost uh the reason why they can't put this in games and why most car damage is kind of it's okay is because my computer right now is spending all of its resources rendering that and correct me if i'm wrong but you kind of can't render that everywhere that accurate no what the [ __ ] i'm trying to go fast i just broke his neck there we go wait i want to see from here where am i oh that was tons of damage that's what in this part of the movie all the main characters are all one of maybe one of them has a scratch right here with a little bit of blood and a tiny bruise and they're all going like this is really okay one person's kind of lying down with some dirt here they're all fine all right let's do another map how about how about just east coast usa gas station parking lot farmhouse town highway oh this is the highway this is a scooby-doo van is this the mystery machine it actually is okay go to the environments tab um moon okay now i need to do i want ai spawn traffic and let's give it a shot spawning a lot of cars here we go let's uh let's drive we need a shaggy impression like oh this is quality entertainment like where's this quality entertainment scoop not bad that wasn't bad it actually wasn't even bad that actually was not bad it actually wasn't i wasn't should we just put on the scooby-doo theme song just drive around i love what this stream has just seriously been put on a song and drive to the song until you crash into a wall this is the only thing we've been that's all the content that's the content of the entire day it's been it's been every single piece of content that we have done for over three plus three and a half hours it's great it's great content it's amazing content okay so here's the deal um okay if we're gonna make it at night it's gonna be spooky and we're gonna put on the mystery machine theme song whatever the hell it is okay scooby what what's new scooby doo is that a [Music] [Applause] [Music] this is the [ __ ] new zoomer [ __ ] this is not what i want this is the new zoomer [ __ ] by the way that song is very good i i i'm full of [ __ ] by the way actually this one might be better than the original this one might be better than the original song that's better than the original song earth gravity no more of this [ __ ] and i could i could be off camera how do i turn the headlights on n okay thank you all right you guys ready you guys ready to solve the mystery you're gonna do the joke we've done 10 times today i i hope you're ready here we go time to solve that mystery we're just replacing the actors we're doing the same movie [Applause] it's too dark i can't see [Applause] this it's too dark man i can't actually see where i'm driving i'll try it again i have to do it until i can okay here's the are you guys ready for the [ __ ] challenge of the evening the challenge of the evening is i'm going to try to drive pretty much i can't go under 20 miles per hour for at least the intro of this show i have to try to do this for the intro of the show just one full intro you ready here we go what's headlights [Music] i'll try it again i'll try it again i need to have the headlights on all right let me get to a different [ __ ] spot like let me get to a different spot this spot sucks it's i can't see what i'm doing i can't see where i'm going and i gotta hold on i gotta make this even better come on come on i'm just going to put on like just background voice lines from the oh okay this should be pretty uh this would be alright i need to get a better spot too dude like it's gonna be too hard let me get across the bridge okay make sure the audio levels are good in three two one [Music] it's not it's too soft it's too soft the music's overpowering everything that was the worst one by far the gang calls the insurance company all right i need a good okay this is a better audio level okay all right all right all right you guys ready i'm gonna start over again i have to do so i get through one cycle three two [Music] it's one what oh god damn it okay all right all right all right all right all right all right it's one i'm gonna do this one more time and i'm moving on again final time final time two times the song [Music] hey what happened to daphne oh that's so [ __ ] up that's so [ __ ] up like we're gonna crash [Music] god damn it all right let's go ready hey scooby-doo what's new what's new scooby-doo how are ya [Applause] [Music] yes [Applause] the car is so [ __ ] up what's this video i feel like my brain is rotting he'll show up soon [Music] [Applause] oh no scooby can't stop [Music] i hold that i need to pause i need to spawn my [ __ ] head hurts scooby went through the shack how many times have scooby crashed i feel like i was rotting your brains i'm so sorry i feel like everybody's just is dumber because of what we did what just happened i think everybody collectively if they was ever going to be a scientist they wanted to do some observation here the last five minutes i think may have dropped everybody's iq here by five points i think it happened i really did it might have happened i'm sorry this has been playing the whole time muted okay i'm back that's too much oh scooby can't stop what an absolute nightmare my favorite one i think is that is the bus just immediately the intro starts and they crash directly into apostles immediately this intro doesn't even happen yet here we go do torgo's theme wesley scooby do you come in after you i just want to hear the song now like what a great what a great tune i mean like it's a great song who made this who made this one simple plan very great job i mean i actually did a great job you know i'll hear the thing a lot of times they have a popular band at the time do a theme song for a show it's usually like whoa hold on a second there i'm not so sure about that this is very very good they they've ruined it no they're not this one i think this is very this is a good modern take on it i think it's great i think they did a fantastic job this is horrible that was not and why is this in the road why was that in the road all right i want to change the change scenery i want to change scenery let me go to the uh jesus where should i go scooby doo devs in the chat that'd be weird considering thousands of people have worked on that show over the last 60 years the uh okay i mean the dev is here the dev the dev is here and the gas station explode zero give it a zero give the game a zero i have not played with the cannon so i'm going to take it out because people are saying play with the cannon bro have you not shot the cannon yet because you probably can shoot it you can i did not okay didn't know you could shoot the cannon so what do you want to say i wasn't aware of that cannonball was already fired i can't shoot it again let me reload it press insert oh okay let me turn on traffic no i don't want to play that again all right let's choose a cannon holy [ __ ] oh slow-mo slow-mo i'm gonna do super slo-mo this is gonna be insane all right hold on i want to put something here i'm gonna spawn something i want to spawn a car and i want to do 100 times slow-mo hey bro three two one fire [Music] holy [ __ ] okay watch this ready this is gonna be weird watch this one chad is gonna be crazy wow i thought this is way more damage insane oh insane man insane it's gonna go through the windshield dude insane nice hey buy it wait what if i do this will it come through the back door god here we go cool this is a cool experiment all right check this out here we go this is gonna be crazy insane it's gonna be crazy insane here comes what it went all the way through but it stopped guys guys it stopped hold on off maria what's new scooby doo come on after you wanna find that mist it's stuck in my head it's an ear it's just in there do you want to play ave maria hitman song ads are getting shorter and shorter this is the hitman song right [Music] okay all right i guess we're gonna do this let's let's go let me set it up this is a dmca warning you know what let me tell you something we should do this thing on the channel where it was called community content night i i would have just tons of videos and tons of stuff people would make that had a shitload of copyright material in it right and eventually it got to the point where it was like wait no no don't do that because we're gonna be careful of the twitch dmca stuff and it like kind of didn't really matter um i probably could have kept doing it uh it kind of sad because i kind of canned that two years ago or so and there was this big scare about dmca and i don't know it seems like that wasn't that big of a problem um in you know 2020 hindsight here the scooby-doo song probably already got claimed yeah so like the vod might not be watchable it'll be muted which sucks but i don't know there was a big scare where it was like your whole channel's gonna get deleted everything delete everything they're gonna they're coming they're gonna strike you and this just didn't happen um it happened maybe it happened did it happen to anybody especially with all the stuff weren't people watching like television shows i was terrified there was a there was one time there was a clip where it was star wars it was like six minutes of star wars with a bunch of me being put in place of other characters and i was so paranoid i was sitting there going i'm gonna this is bad i can't just we're just watching star wars right now we're just watching star wars and and this i have people watching tv shows and i'm just sitting there going i was so scared of having a minute or two of star wars with a bunch of [ __ ] in it so now i've maybe i would bring it back i was terrified at the videos yeah we'll probably what we could probably do yeah some people did get hit by some yeah some streamers to get hit by dmca yeah but i feel like it would be okay i just thought they were coming down hard and that it was any copyright material was gonna get you just just dunked on but that wasn't the case at all it's not as bad now it is yeah i don't know i was just like okay i guess we're gonna try bring it back if i was gonna bring it i can't bring it back i can't bring it back unless i go in front of the screen again that's how it works i would only be able to bring it back if i did it again a third time because then there would be even more and that's going to be all right let's go i would do green screen night green screen on color green screen i think that would be fun we basically have to say no music and if it was a gun if you're gonna do something copy written it would have to be enough would have to have been changed for it to be okay right but i remember when that happened i remember sitting there going this is bad i got a can this is one of my favorite this that was one of my favorite things on the channel my favorite things and we had to get rid of it because i was scared of dmca and then like i said a year or two later it turns out all the if everyone was so afraid that maybe that wasn't such a big deal or who knows i watch it i will do that i'll bring that back and there'll be a clip that gets me [ __ ] destroyed you know what i mean it's just how it's just hard to tell just how am i supposed to even know if it's gonna happen so let's go ahead and do this and uh get the channels [ __ ] shut down forever [Music] oh [Music] [Music] that's funny what's this scooby doo jeez can i still drive this thing can still drive [Applause] shoot it again okay i'll shoot it again i'm gonna shoot it right here [Music] [Music] we're coming after you you're gonna do why there's so many [ __ ] [Applause] oh cars why did it stop the music stopped who the [ __ ] is this why did the music stop that was i what the what uh i actually like can't load this video live dmca they had enough this beeping this hour who's doing this what's this guy's problem you holding the horn down this guy's a dick what the hell who the [ __ ] is this who is this what who is this [Music] why am i in this person's car i can't control it i can't control this person's car this is it last one and i'm turning this off forever um we're gonna have to a high chase the car chase me everybody let's go [ __ ] who cares this is it [Music] after that no right now what happened no [ __ ] you get me out of this they're all here somebody help help please help me i can't [ __ ] move i have to respawn hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on everybody wait wait wait wait i'll fix it i'll fix it everybody come get me okay pause it pause it pause it okay you guys ready this is it this is literally it play the [ __ ] song i'm gonna oh my god here we go this is it i promise i'm not doing this ever again they're coming after us [Music] who's the cameraman you suck [Music] stop i need to just drive get away from me what's happening what happened what did this happen i don't even understand wait there's another scooby-doo man coming after us i need to respond it's time to turn it off [Applause] i have no control of the car this is so [ __ ] horrible this imagery is like not okay this is not okay this imagery is like not cool oh no the other mystery machine [Music] i might get out i think i'm gonna get out i'm gonna get out [Music] i'm done i'm done stream's over i'm turning this off i'm [ __ ] out of here i'm [ __ ] out here this is this is too much i'm done imagine the [ __ ] scooby-doo intro was this long by the way why is this oh it's 10 hour version it's the 10-hour version i can't even [ __ ] crawl you missed oh no oh no oh no this is bad this is bad [Music] that's it [Music] what a wacky adaptation helicopter shot that was playing for seven minutes all the imposter vans too what a long intro that's the intro to what's new scooby-doo is them just getting crashed into oh jesus i have a [ __ ] headache you know i thought i know that that i had this such a i know it's gonna be a car game and you're gonna crash your car and you're gonna laugh i i didn't think that was gonna happen i honestly no i'm not i'm not gonna fulfill the destiny of every stream i'm not gonna laugh at the car accident i i laughed until i had a headache put on the breaking bad theme okay fine you know what i have to this is too funny god damn it all right this is it after this i have to stop my [ __ ] head's gonna explode i need to get an rv god damn it man all right fine fine fine fine fine fine i'll get an rv i'll get an rv no more after this i'm done i can't drive this i can't drive it i think this one will work this is fine just pretend this is an rv yeah like this one we need to go somewhere else too long jump cliff oh i'm this is gps i don't want to do that airfield never going to the airfield put a yellow filter on okay and if you know what i'm going to do we just had a moment okay yeah the guy the geico gecko is a real person yeah look he's a real guy geico he's a there's a real look oh he's behind the scenes he's a real guy he's a real person talking into the camera okay cool it's me i'm alone like no one's looking for you okay hold on okay uh what what was the right one you set up was jesse this one here what's the best one probably this one here right this one here okay so what color should i make is that all right the vanster let me put a filter on this too like an orange filter right i mean that's i don't know that's pretty close that could be it that's not that bad up to saturation this looks like an ipad game looks like a cartoon better fortnight math it does look like a fortnight all right that's good be careful this might hurt your eyes i would say just just maybe hold on let me make sure it doesn't it's gonna be bad this actually might be like annoying to look at so just be aware of that i'm serious all right that's looking pretty close okay that's definitely it that's 100 right okay here you go you ready it's time for the latest episode of breaking bad hey uh it's me i'm alone oh [ __ ] what am i stupid how'd you find me still in our filing system your your aunt owns this place right i own it look no one's looking right here i was [ __ ] honestly i never expected you to amount to much but methamphetamine spawn cops i don't know what you're talking about no not a clue like i said no one is looking i don't know what you think you're doing here this is why i mean if you're planning on giving me some bold wine they're about getting right with jesus or turning myself in not really high school was a long time ago okay you ain't welcome back cars step off no speeches short speech you lost your partner today where are the police emilio where are the police where are the police what was that where are the police i spawned them they don't [ __ ] exist this is the last thing i'm doing before i'm out of here spawn police and then chase me right oh my god that's a lot what the [ __ ] that's so many okay now come get me you guys ready here we go here comes the hero okay here it is [Music] this is [ __ ] stupid this is [ __ ] dumb man this is dumb this is not even close to being as funny as the other one mr white i was trying to just go off a cliff i was trying to just to drive off a cliff i was just pedaled to the all right i'm done turn all these filters off this looks like [ __ ] please don't sue me and don't [ __ ] remove my stream turn this off before i hurt anybody else's eyes that come to watch the stream look at how much nicer that looks all right i'm gonna go i'm gonna go my head hurts well that was really funny i successfully invaded the police okay well that's good to know thanks for watching as always everybody let me just say goodbye to you properly right thanks for watching that was really funny um my brain just hurts so i i gotta get out of here i'll see you soon that was a ton of fun that was this game is great i i've seen this game played a million times but i just never bought it so here it is really good beam ng that's fantastic so i'll see you guys later see you thursday thanks for watching good night goodbye take care of yourselves this stream was [ __ ] up yeah it was wasn't it but i think i had a lot of fun what about webbed webbed is just gonna be one of those games that i sit in the back pocket for whenever i decide to play it i promise i am going to play it at some point within the next 30 days but within the next two weeks is web gonna be the new glover um no i mean i played glover everybody hated it everybody screamed at me and told me to leave promises equal lies i'm just a very excitable person so i i will say something that i really want to do and i go yeah that sounds amazing that sounds like an incredible idea then two three weeks later when you go hey uh remember when you said that you said you promised you're gonna play it oh oops bring back community content night like i said before if i'm gonna bring back community content night i'm gonna want to do another batch of green screen stuff that's where it's the most fun for me so that's when you'll know if you hear me announce in the next few weeks i'm going back in front of the screen then we'll do more alright guys i'll see you later see you thursday thanks for watching good night goodbye see you soon

Channel: Skye4

Views: 244,361

Keywords: Jerma985, Jerma, Jeremy Elbertson, Jeremy Harrington, Jerma stream, Jerma highlights, Jerma edit, 2ndJerma

Id: w7gB3D6NcPQ

Length: 119min 16sec (7156 seconds)

Published: Tue May 31 2022