The Two Ronnies - Four Candles 480p

for candles or candles here for candles now for candles what are your four candles now for candles handles for folks Cornie plugs clucks flap all kind of plugs rubber one bathroom foot size 14 amp electric bag electric barking magical there what sort it's sort it's what you want the sword tips but covering the source Jeff's house now we haven't got a camper coming in but we're going Cooney oohs ahhs oohs now owes house a holy man knows Oh what it oh you mean patios patios Oh No oh those OHS for a gate mum repose OHS letter OHS man you want to yeah next gurney please say what are you bleep doing out there how many of you want no tins or please thousands of things you read me on yeah thump-thump dumps and pops pops come on boot comes poop no pumps for your feet Brown pump size 9 you are AB me on you are getting everyone washes what windscreen washers car washers dishwashers floor watches back scrubbers lavatory cleaner through half inch washers Oh check washers tap water look at about enough to just give us a kiss I know myself down there was this what's that oh wait does it and does have it I've had just about enough this mr. Jones you've come out service customer please I've just about had enough of this silly mrs. Scott right Ally would you like one or two ladies and gentlemen I have a confession to make when I wrote that sketch I was never happy with the ending to the sketch billhooks I didn't like it bit too obscure a bit too coarse that I just couldn't think of another end so we did it then later just before we did the sketch at the London Palladium the perfect tag came to me I was so pleased it was so simple instead of the young man being called on a big slovenly girl in and over all came on took the list from nan ec looked at me looked at it and said right sir what kind of knock was he looking for so now for the last time it is good night from me and it's good night from him good night

Channel: James Clark

Views: 2,371,420

Rating: 4.8235245 out of 5

Keywords: The Two Ronnies, Fork handles, forkhandles, Ronnie Corbett (TV Actor), Funny, four candles, fourcandles, Two Ronnies, Comedy (TV Genre), Ronnie Barker (Comedian)

Id: gi_6SaqVQSw

Length: 7min 54sec (474 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 18 2010

Reddit Comments

[u/NoelofNoel]

This is a classic, mimicked by Ronnie Corbett and Harry Enfield a few years ago: https://youtu.be/kAG39jKi0lI

[u/gruffi]

Barker apparently once said he'd wished they'd gone for 'big knockers' at the end instead of billhooks

[u/Ged_UK]

Genius. Bar the end which never quite works.

[u/achillea4]

Oh you mean fork 'andles?

[u/iamthebetty]

Only seen him in Open All Hours and Porridge. So young!