The Two Ronnies The Australians

one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen that one I'm over do it did I cry you're like Mike was possibly having a meeting here the only hop eyes I know that you're stupid drunk oh but where were you yesterday subscribe let me care pack of dingoes like the tires dropping walks dropping kookaburras dropping by the look of it I went down the Billabong that was bitten on the set upon by a girl gone rabies knowing my lock screws got a map-like Tutankhamun's line pick beer the delivery truck was commandeer to fight the bushfire they used beer but the fire out yeah happily drunk again Oh what are you gonna drink then huh what's that new glass dust hollow a big one of those gross brews a Bruce went out the back about three days ago to the dummy don't take that long to read the pipe I know I reckon the spider got it and I'd get blocked all the holes up well I did but he was living in the toilet roll we should never locked himself in there he can't get out there we can't get in either have you seen anything a wine mclaren only his bellybutton he went to Hanging Rock with some elbows turned out he was the picnic where's Rooney my room is gonna bit strange I reckon the loneliness has got to him well he should never join the Rolf Harris fan club anyhow his wife reckons he was wandering and acting queer now he's gone mince about that was only you Banderas yeah except Denis Oh him too ah yeah he went down to Dawson's Creek to pray for Ryan and it did he drowned it now jellyfish huh listen I it was washed out to sea he's found in seven separate sharks just an excuse the wowzer yeah y'all two made the effort to get here yeah well let's get on with it now come on there I made the ever after all I got here didn't I that'd have been a lot more you have to a sandstorm blew up and the alligators couldn't see us Kizzy I lost my sandwiches I was just gonna eat some deadly nightshade when the locusts got it and would you believe eyes bitten on the upper thigh with a king snake and a swarm of vampires came down and suck the poison out don't let's waste time on trivialities Rosser rehearse this commercial yeah what do you think of that a thong cop yeah together you me yeah how you drongos come and visit Australia for a safe and reliable sunshine holiday of a lifetime yes you Hans I would say yeah

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Length: 3min 53sec (233 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 23 2015

Reddit Comments

[u/dangp777]

The Two Ronnies! Loved those guys.

Sadly, the last Ronnie (Corbett) passed away last year. Another 2016 victim that went a bit under-reported imho.

[u/droffthehook]

Totally accurate! Including the casual racism and membership of a paedophile fanclub

[u/sussinmysussness]

Gone minceabout is fantastic.

[u/Luckyluke23]

ronnie barker is the best!