The times Jordan Schlansky broke character.

laughing you know say you don't know right you didn't know what to do and so a weird Joker smile came on your face and then that's J next day it's nuts know that they biological no no don't you dissecting my little face you think your face that is adored worldwide you're the monster we're going to your favorite restaurant is that right yes we came here because Jordan pretty much explicitly said he's a big deal in this restaurant I'm not concerned with being a big deal I'm concerned with having a good meal it's not all about rank you had this insecurity about you that you project onto others I don't care if I'm the big deal a little deal a medium deal a neutral deal I just want to go eat a good meal I know how many more I have to know to eat a meal here how many bills do you know are you uncontained then he's married and you immediately have these notes of Troy shattering and then food I don't concentrate on the fruit I concentrate on the earth and I smell a forest I mean I feel like I'm lost in the woods right now you're walking in the woods and well not even the soil yeah we've had nothing to drink and we're behaving this way I think you're a snob they take you're an anti-american snob the same experience we had in America means nothing to you and then here we are on an Amtrak train going past oh look yeah this is a kind of highway and there's some steel structures zipping by and suddenly you talk about the you are a snot in them that you are you are an anti-american snob now look it's a tunnel for this would be a tunnel of love and romance right everything's from antic to you look this is a train ticket in Italy since its inherent romance same ticket in America piece of filth and pieces there's plenty of romance in history it has a different language on it it has a smell because it tells it tells story nope it has no smell you always say that you say things that's not nothing you did what do you smell do you smell anything yes I do this like a plastic coating on it for durability it's it's got ink on it I mean you don't think in its own way this could be a work of art you know a free-thinking artist could make an installation in your train ticket he's collected over the years this will go in my collection I could imagine myself having a mural one day of this of these travels maybe these findings may be right yes I can find romance in anything you know I need that that's a property you have to tell surprise have my ticket right here you don't something like America very much which makes the classic someone who just like you know based on a presupposition which is incorrect I can't respond to you because the presupposition itself is inaccurate I mean you look at a toilet in Italy and you think it's great sculpture well if you okay you know they say you look at the same toilet in America you just see a toilet if I see it without it be de to me that's that's inefficient nobody thought of including everyday but my typical Washington why do you need to be gay if you had human soil human soils I'm talking about if you had at what human soil are your arm and like the way you're talking about feces what do you call it human soil why do you call these that's an actual term that people use extra why why did you say humans soil that's a turbine just weird no one says humans soil Ayten how many people have to say you forgot to be weird you call I said human soil and it would I meant languages means to an end it's a means to communicate I successfully communicated my ideas do you have problem with the method that I communicate when you have gender students when you have too much to eat some time passes do you say excuse me I need to go to the men's room to make some human soil do you say I have to go there Easy's he's losing it again you're losing it again your eyebrows get crazy if you look at you saying if you have humans too little on your arm would you be content to just wipe it off and everything now about you I don't have a problem you're like completely cracking up you're cracking up right now why is it you're a freak on a trainer on vacation why should I cry you want me to be miserable miserable and at some what I'm seeing like he would say open your heart yeah I'd like to wash it off with water okay if you wanted to get to shoot so I said this should take care of your problem I'd say maybe I'll go wash it with soap and modern you're frightening no down hello you're having a meltdown talking about a bidet and it's indispensable my intent I'm scared of you when I care about someone what his pleasure is for me to give you [Applause]

Channel: All The Humor

Views: 9,254,627

Rating: 4.9330325 out of 5

Keywords: jordan schlansky, conan, lmao, funny, comedy, breaking character, italy, memes, clean

Id: Z4mjn7pu3vY

Length: 7min 53sec (473 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 12 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/smegdawg]

That fucking wine scene.

[u/Shaake]

He was making a good point with that whole human soil rant.

You can keep your tissue!

[u/pokeblueballs]

I really wished Conan had told him he was going to Italy and then taken him to Poland. Make fun of him for being a fake Italian and make him connect to his real heritage.

[u/McAce]

It seems that especially during the Italy trip they went with it and let these moments in. I love it. I always liked the Jordan sketches and this makes him so much more likeable.

[u/mikesum32]

Human feces is also known as "night soil."

[u/Iforgotmyspecialpass]

I wish Conan would go along with it more instead of going against Jordan when he cracks

[u/cycyc]

Where did the train scene come from? I never saw it on the conan youtube channel

[u/FreeMyMen]

He's just like the reviewbruh

[u/sapperRichter]

He's got a point about the bidet though.