Conan Travels - "Conan House-Hunts with Jordan Schlansky" - 7/29/09

Judy fader thank you so much for meeting with us you are a realtor and you've been kind enough to say that you'll show Jordan some places today Jordan you want to tell Judy briefly what is you're looking for Judy I'm not like other people I want a place that represents my own personality and spirituality I'm new to LA and I want a place that makes me feel like I'm here so we're looking at like 2-bedroom 1,800 square feet and in toilet that's all we need is it okay it sits down sit down make yourself comfortable I'm clean very clean okay is that how you sit on a couch Jordan yes okay well that's got to change I don't feel the energy that I am looking for so far okay what kind of energy you looking for an energy that makes me feel like I'm in the right place okay because I could taser you in the throat like that these are quite guys from the matrix say all right they are and this is a good sign Jordan you love the Matrix movies don't you you've padded your whole personality off of this guy and I think this is a good sign Jordan one should put your hand on this part right here run your hands along you like that it's rough and it's raw its arched and dramatic its sloped and it's full of you I have to just sliding lists everything's a list with you it's creamy and it's corny it's got cheese and chives it's an onion but it's also a beet everything that I've noticed with it was for Dabba Dabba Dabba Dabba Dabba Dabba Dabba Dabba Dabba Dabba Dabba des a freak show freak show freak show anyways this looks like it drains doesn't it that it does and it's also easy to clean this is great Jordan you could murder people here Josh throws it down when you're done so and if you put the door shut your victim screams when they would be heard it sees me Judy I'm really worried about that guy yes used to run this town my god that's jack paramount I still run Paramount Pictures now he's grabbing onto a pole in his underwear sorry why don't you just go just sit on that toilet to see because sometimes that helps people know is that is in the toilet is one leg over the other comfortable okay as I think it's not how you do it just toilet trained by Gianni Versace this is a nice feature of the house check this out it's a hidden closet in that cool you don't even see this and it's there I like things that are different yeah well this is great you can go into this closet you can come out of this closet any time a choice you're always good which is which is good I understand I don't think you do okay I think just quite nice this is gonna be an hour talk Jordan what are your impressions right away your blink reaction I think they call it so far everything here looks absolutely great there's a beautiful swimming pool it feels cool and hip sexy sash in it yeah these are the things I'm looking for oh this is nice look at this there's a little lecture stand you can get behind here Jordan Jordan can stand behind here and when he finds three or four friends we can make them sit here and he can lecture them about his needs and wants and his lifestyle preferences how do you feel about this plant next to Jordan you see now you're using your eyes picture using your imagination there are speakers there you're sitting out here and a nice warm night if I had a balloon filled with acid I'd throw it at you right burn your face off and I'd watch the skull bore me I know that I dig that your whole thing is to get the vibe and all that but it's also good to ask practical questions right Judy is it forced air heat is it oil heat this neighborhood of there good school system here so I can go look at the kids when they're playing in the yard let's just pretend it's the end of a long day oK you've creeped out your quotient of people for the day everyone's weirded out you come home alone okay you reheat a spring roll we wonder why God maybe this way and then it's time to go to sleep let's let's see you lie down and see if this is the right place for you go ahead this feels like something you'd be interested in this room wherever you are in this house you're connected with the outside world it's exactly what I was taught oh yeah oh you mean windows thank God I finally figured out what he's talking about yeah they're called windows spelled out dynamics and contrast for the contrast between the darks and the lights even in the ceiling with the dog names on the white oh there's the dark and the light there's the soft and the hard there's the smart and the dumb they have every context and contrast I don't like the cabinet's stick because of the layers of paint although I understand this is an old place and I understand that consider charming and quaint but I don't like it so you just you know it's called sandpaper five minutes of some sandpaper a little wd-40 and those drawers will slide off as quickly as your drawers slide off male actor walks down the screen I don't want to do did you see the knives Jordan yes you didn't see the knife yeah those are Henckels so this is not your vibe I don't feel like it identifies with my energy it needs to be sexy and exciting I'll find it I want it he'll do it a freak show free show enjoy his landscape all right can't you even walk into a room horribly gonna kill him go take a break we'll take a break ladies and gentlemen we'll be right back from the office Rainn Wilson here will see the sucker

Channel: Inflatable Conan

Views: 4,743,687

Rating: 4.9308367 out of 5

Keywords: Conan, O'Brien

Id: XZ-mHxtkNOo

Length: 6min 38sec (398 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 18 2015