The Tarnished Samson Experience

you get a million dollars but you have to punch a baby this looks like a perfect opportunity to double this looks like a perfect time to double [Music] period and also because this is Early Access and only one person who played to understand at a time okay I'm gonna reroll that more we're going through the entire item pool today we've already seen some pretty cool synergies and by pretty cool I just mean soy milk makes you go and then anti-gravity is literally the worst thing on the planet it's actually terrible that doesn't work we can get some money out of these guys there we go now bye oh we found their stash their cocainum oh my God they were loaded adoption papers oh [Music] Blaster punches let's play punchies I'll make sure I eat enough Flintstone gummies like you know more than two a day that's a deadly amount gotta get your gains going that's how kids gain they eat Flintstone gummies can you push that down here yeah oh damn it you gotta hurry [Music] oh yeah dude the gummies are coming in clutch already can I drop I don't think you did I guess throwing is kind of dropping it's a directional drop let's listen to check check that or something I'm the brawn though you gotta help me out here brain I'm the eye candy what is hemolacriel punches do go for it what the [ __ ] oh big you expecting to throw her that's all right yeah we're going through our route on the thrower tree we've sacrificed our punching but we got big bro this is not an adopted baby but I'll take it let's save us some help okay do they punch too that me some little backup dancers how does this work with their own bull items they actually punch he stole my rock you gotta get the Rocks the rocks are all the drinks I'm trying look I did my eyelashes oh this is beautiful 20 lashes where'd all my rocks go how can I expect into throwing if I don't have any rocks it's actually crazy oh it's because chaos this is actually great there is no God or Satan there is only weight on those who can't lift it how did he Dodge that one shot him oh for mycosystem you gotta invest in more lean meat speaking of lean meat yes sir tarnish Samson is just a gym bro I love there's not even protein powders just gem powder now I don't need some steroids who's the final boss it's a beast we have to go east there can only be one beast in the gym it's tarnish Sampson okay I think we win you can also re-roll if you go up to this floor up here on the top oh really yeah thanks Finn it is so freaking smart maybe I'll give him the brain roll from now on the break what the heck is happening with this fire you guys see this I punch it and blood comes out okay hypocoagulation that is very nice I don't even know what that does get hit get hard chaos is garbage okay I guess I'll take pyromaniac I know all right come on man oh yes gotta pack a punch yo let's go get your coaches back coaches are so important oh my God what are you doing I did not teach you that holy crap is that tarnish Samson from The Binding of Isaac this reminds me of the time when I was trying to see him soon I'm so glad I invested into throwing [Music] Mississippi Queen am I her yeah man absolutely if you know what I mean okay okay hold on don't don't touch anything this looks like a perfect opportunity to double am I not correct you are correct this looks like a perfect time to double I am the edgiest mother trucker you'll ever see I don't I don't put chapstick on my lips [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh no way that actually works yeah that would actually be pretty good it's kind of tough it's too far apart oh I was so going I think thank you this is very bottom left right ready pause and go Wesley I'm pretty sure I'm happy he is terrified the moon oh my God he was actually right he's so [ __ ] smart so I'm gonna get these bombs instead let me check on Jake real quick you good Jake I am A-Okay I'm literally gonna have [ __ ] pistols as my fists now all right you guys ready yeah all to the right I just came I just take this holy crap that is actually insane the Beast is not gonna know what hit him you've trained me well [Music] how did the Rocks work great we got Gideon to throw some cheese yeah dude what is that what was that green ball of death dude who didn't guess this character is so good all we have to do is get that certificate in a million items our Samsung's op you guys make sure you download them on as soon as it comes out we don't have enough money after ghost Vape oh foreign [Music] [Music] I pull up it keeps the doctors away I definitely keep doctors away yes yes yes yes very much so yeah we trained him really well oh my God I'm a [ __ ] I have where's my brain where's my brain right here [Music] [Laughter] oh my God you are the punch guy do I have to mushroom enjoying right as well oh there we go perfect that's exactly this definitely looks like we're not gonna crash yeah no it looks good it's actually a tiny room but we have chaos though oh my God's a [ __ ] there's a heart right there bud I want to push him in I want to push him inside hide your kids hide your family hide your tits say kids oh Libra do you want to see that I don't think I mean you punch really fast yeah after this box sure oh yeah you've lost 64 damage for five tiers I don't think that was worth it and it's really laggy I'm gonna rewind soy so yeah energy [Music] this is just Libra but worse I have painted the floor with milk my milk is Flowing welcome to the dairy farm mother I didn't know you were still awake babe wait is that it yeah okay okay are we even gonna get any more items why do I have them again I'm just gonna die you can do this for us okay no please please I don't need a brain no more he's moved Beyond us that was a very short-lived uh we ain't got brittle bows damn it you get the pencil G I'm out of Health what about your hearts well I was supposed to get health back from that brittle bones but nope oh I am definitely destructive Disturbed that's Up For Debate honey he's so destructive and Disturbed yeah I want to go back I'm a Luchador we didn't teach them how to talk or read it oh boy can he punch I think versus the Beast I'm gonna go final form mode yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah You Gotta Give It All gotta do what I at least once look I'm lifting them up I'm doing reps you're also losing damage um I can do a lot of things with my fist but I don't think I can create babies it's none of us are out here it's so hard behind you oh my god oh I think I got them all guys I think I got them you took care of business they call me a businessman or something that was a really awesome Mom I gotta win the championship you got yourself a summer Here Lady gotta Beat the Beast Goku I'm gonna do an anime two wins the magic beans same thing oh there goes half the viewers I need the body okay I need the mine what is this I'll just take that it's wrinkler holy crap that's actually probably really good yeah that's like actually insane I'm pretty sure you get a million dollars but you have to punch a baby dream job get a million dollars but you have to kill God um okay I'm placing this down um it's kind of just sending like the whole Ken should seek at him yeah he's not even on screen just die you get ten thousand dollars but you have to pick up the money double and pass it to the next guy oh there he was he was in the sauce all right Beast now I'm gonna show you my final form I had to bring out a rock please please don't die please don't die please don't die where's my rock rock did I get it did I get a rock no no I can't even show you my final form you beat him too fast gosh we trained them too hard Leslie too good at our jobs I guess should be proud but I'm not I showed him thunder and lightning catch it for Monster okay ketchup and mustard salt and pepper thank you guys so much for watching this video and if you enjoyed make sure to leave a like and if you want to keep what we're doing make sure to subscribe as well big thank you to the Epiphany team for giving me early access to this character it was a lot of fun and I can't wait for the full release of this character but yeah anyways that's all for me for now and I'll see you guys in the next one [Music]

Channel: Lonslo

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Id: HvoZ_1l-tZ8

Length: 14min 26sec (866 seconds)

Published: Mon May 29 2023