The Tarnished Keeper Experience

here comes the money here we go [Music] this is going to be a long run I am finally playing Isaac after a two week long break we got the Golden Grill the stuff of Legends and rappers oh let's go to Red Lobster cook us up some lob for the cheese bread you fool oh you don't go to Red Lobster for lobster hell no whoa getting money I'm getting Stacks what does the turnover do I use nothing happens it's giving me angry sounds we got money oh wait whoa whoa whoa missing poster don't don't pick that up let's get the two keys for the same price okay we are out of money like we um we have special rights grab all these [ __ ] coins oh oh my God oh my that was sticky no dude I'm slow as [ __ ] your huge detrim infant why do I ever have you on why can't I be this is heaven Where's My Money Ben you got this protect yourself foreign [Music] there is a monument to his failure there at least oh my you know what I was just thinking about how every girl in Johnny Bravo was like super [ __ ] strong Johnny Bravo isn't he's like the buffest dude there you think that maybe he had like a body dysmorphia thing going on like if he was as hot as he was like girls wouldn't be turning him down like that I wouldn't turn him down like he was actually just kind of like a [ __ ] gross kind of crazy secretly like some goo oh my God oh my God crunchy I did carrying myself and my little legs as fast as I can this is actually Max what if we blow this man up now do we get a return we do oh we can keep blowing them up how many bombs do we have more okay so how do we get actual items Yeah we actually haven't found a single item to buy [Music] oh I didn't I'm sorry that's going on my mantel I tell you what hold on what if we do it in an item room there we go oh [ __ ] oh my God this is gonna be so disappointed when he gets back I don't tell them please don't tell me we get money from killing these guys one time one time hey that's one more scented me pick it [ __ ] you baby well Sam took my item that is fair but why are you taking it out on me I can't tell the difference well now you can [Music] whoa special friend though I didn't even have to pay him he did that on his own what a nice man time to turn some bum into some coin Sam turns into money it just turns into money oh yeah yeah yeah you act did you actually want a child though no it's leaving because I thought he'd take all of our coins nothing's better than the number two what about the number oh wait a second okay well if he had 47 we wouldn't be fighting this boss right now we'd be in Hawaii I am going to Fiji keep her looking hungry right now we've always oh yeah I don't know I do not know wait so if we do a bit of a that was expensive that costs 15 cents yeah it was worth it the game just said let's give him 10. yo let's [ __ ] give him a break bro he sucks this guy is ass psychic shot now you get now you can get 15. oh [ __ ] that's a thing he can do stop losing all our money I want to buy items I am filing for bankruptcy filing for bankruptcy G dude this guy is so annoying I can't shoot fast enough to kill oh my God oh my God he has a crown but it's like it's like a Burger King one uh bombs take that Glitter bombs is pretty good because you know any thing that the glitter bombs drop just gives us extra money holy value yeah that is so good yes so good it yeah I know I think oh shoot oops can we bomb this guy every time now now what if we try and upgrade he's back wait a second he's in an endless loop we can just buy a human oh wait it's sackhead how can we afford it um kill flies don't you know flies oh my God we just missed like everything oh my God that's fine we'll just it's okay there's gold in them shits oh yeah that's the noise he makes [Music] that's a really sad way to lose fifteen dollars Jesus Christ I really missed the ball on this one [Music] oh my God how are you like what 22. there is [ __ ] all over the floor what the hell is wrong with you what do you wow coming in hot Jake maybe it's an unpopular opinion but leaving your toilet that nasty is not okay with me this is a guy that ended the run last time oh yeah right now there's now we got three times the damage and sex everywhere wait the sacks don't ever disappear Ed I know go back to yeah let's get some items yeah yeah actually let's just get items oh my Lord I think you can have that that's really good for you all right yeah it was a jake item oh my God that's fine it's raining money it's just all too free it's okay we wanted bombs hold on wow okay he's turning into Santa do we want some keys because there's two right here for five yeah let's just do we're shopping crunching some numbers in our head right now it makes sense that you're Santa because you like milk products dude man Santa just how does he [ __ ] how does he make it through the entire night oh my God pay the [ __ ] Adventure yeah why why do we just keep going back to talking about [ __ ] can we talk about normal things get away from it it's relatable true we all [ __ ] everybody shits yeah like that one book everybody's shits you ever read that to your child holy [ __ ] oh my God this isn't right don't get grabbed don't get grabbed start spinning start the carousel they don't disappear as the best part it's the best part uh nine lies is pretty good with this guy right because you only have one heart to begin with how did we ever die with this character by the way we can't actually Cricket's head man get that question mark maybe the man that was supposed to get Ricky's head should get that oh no I didn't see it he was so black this is a God that is so sad Satan looking at us all cheeky with his cheeks why didn't we do the alternative floors um I don't know I just kind of didn't feel like it I guess it slipped to my mind it was a free money no let's uh let's do uh come here coin do you have let's do the Beast yeah I have the weaker holy [ __ ] actually we ended up on top with that yeah if we get like two sacks from taking damage we're good um we need bombs hey that's a good bomb to get it's the same prices too I know it's kind of sad but I want everything I'm gonna have it all holy [ __ ] we couldn't actually do so many sex we're rich so many sex we get game out here let's go find the island it's right here oh yeah how do you notice these things I can reroll I can do that I can take this yeah yeah take it take it it's fine yeah that's a good item and hold on uh let me buy this bomb blow these people up then we re-roll because we're definitely gonna get money back now the cars were getting money back that is so we're wait hold on is that infinite oh God we got so excited for nothing I'm just buying I'm just kind of I'm splurging right now guys I'm sorry what you need to buy the golden bomb I got it oh start spamming we could be here all day [Music] I don't want to do this all day you wanna pays out this hard Goldberg you should know uh I'd rather he starve oh oh oh oh damn a cliza yeah Dead treasure him items oh I guess we can oh well that's a baby all right wait hold on hold on guys hold on how many dimes are in this golden chest right here I guess two I'm guessing two does Chase how many are in this set okay well you kind of already have a dime here just from the sack alone so there's one no it don't take much to get a second dime either [Music] what so fana Howie did you guess yes yeah you were wrong there was like 10 in there someone was hungry he sucks or not that was kind of disappointing I think we gotta get some money we gotta get some cash yeah hold on this guy has some I know he does did that actually just come from Tom and Jerry or is that like already a song I have no clue if it was a song first and then a Jerry or Tom Tom that couldn't be a chair Tom is that is that their like ship name Geritol no it's Jerry [ __ ] stupid from Smash Terry's not from Smash oh let's play [ __ ] John Wick from fortnite um we're about to cap out so let's just get this I don't know why we just got a free item there also let's just get quintuple Brimstone why not oh my Redemption [ __ ] I forgot I'm supposed to be a good boy that's bait let's explore yeah let's explore a little more just in case was that enough sack for you oh there's a secret room um [ __ ] just want to empty our pockets real quick cash back guarantee that problem all right let's see if we could get this oh the game said no we could at least buy goat head first or contract from below and it'll spawn double chest yeah double sacks maybe yep yep that's a better idea get that look at how happy he's getting Jake for you yes [Music] he's living it up his shop is looking beautiful now you really did this man a service we not want his bombs oh yeah of course of course sir take your finest bombs oh I don't even know I could take it also BFF so it was technically um [Music] long run you picked that up yeah I didn't think so how do we Beast cheat cheat cheat with my cheat alarms going off this time it's cheating time oh here I go cheating again oh my fingers left and I actually gave us 99 coins oh no foreign oh immediately did we not want to do that is that not the plan I guess that works oh why is that 15 cents all right let's go let's go we're looking for something very specific here oh my God that's so much money does can we actually even get anything from here well okay let's find what you want first oh that's a good point do we just end up with money is that what a rock bottom looks like now hey yeah he's so happy you finally found him huh I'm taking it yeah yeah obviously I don't take it someone else got it also I'm gonna try and grab cycle [Music] yeah yeah yeah oh yeah let's do it let's go through the store let's both walk to our items are we equal speed no I'm faster oh [ __ ] um there's a hill racy to it you just go I'll try and I'll try and time it right oh [ __ ] you didn't you didn't count down or anything come on I'm tired already that's fine we got sex oh we were reimbursed no not really we always seem to make sure I have to take [ __ ] try to make this work wait what happened I have a D20 oh so we can get even more money it gets flight 30 cents but now you have flight that won't happen again yeah right it's an investment so we wouldn't lose money oh looks like you're the only leg man here Sam feels so inferior Penny cat oh my God oh my God already can we kick him out sorry he has legs he's inferior wait what was that me I thought that was Finn no I'm flying and also like purple head oh you can have it explode guys don't get mad at me when you show troll bombs down my throat okay your legs are really holding you back give some slight sweetness it's gonna have to earn it you get the laser too Jake's up for the behalf hey free money sack [ __ ] that no I didn't mean to buy it hey every single person listening right now go to [ __ ] Olive Garden and get their unlimited possible let's just starts at 13.99 what the [ __ ] are you even doing sitting home when you could be eating unlimited you could also be watching Lonzo while you eat infinitely yeah just like go to Olive Garden by yourself be a [ __ ] lonely guy in a booth just sitting alone eating pasta take up a whole food oh yeah this is way too real yeah get the charge he get the charge key we go in here try and double it double it double it double it okay it works it's fat it's fat it's fat it's fat I don't have flight open these chests that's so [ __ ] fat holy [ __ ] it's so fat holy [ __ ] it was worth it come on guys gotta spin this fast oh fly fly [Applause] ing panties yeah they turn into sex also Bob's already making us so much luckier than we used to be [Music] God oh that is subpar and we can do it actually one more time as well oh [ __ ] go [ __ ] oh my God who did it who just lost us all our money [Music] man what the [ __ ] Ben you've been very much is so good for me I I got Rock Bottom fan no more losing money [ __ ] oh no no no no no this is bad oh [ __ ] this is even worse soul of Isaac oh you know this is Magdalene gross Jesus this has been going on for way too long let's beat the game watch this okay [Applause] [Laughter] am I not the fastest anymore God are you guys trying to make us lose money I want technology look at how good it is for me it's not though it doesn't even do anything for you oh my God [ __ ] Alicia okay okay oh [ __ ] who's more powerful oh god I think I'm out mesh Mario holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] it's Mario [Laughter] each other apart [Music] what we could have got more money for what for the Flies babies my babies [Music] they don't sound mad but yeah let's just go let's just go [Music] I'm not gonna turn the gold but you actually just crushed them oh [ __ ] stop police stop spending our money we need Monday yeah what's in our cabinet where are those batteries for my magic mush what's up this guy turned to gold [Music] oh [ __ ] he's already dead though Ben watch out I watched I'm balling as hard as I can put oh [ __ ] oh God damn holy [ __ ] we got the golden cobweb no [ __ ] way guys he will he's gonna he's gonna found out why the game was crashing earlier the golden cobweb I think it's too powerful they said it couldn't be done what is him it's just so dramatic it's the end of our hour and a half long Saga that's true it's the only way it could have ended up for each blood splatter it will be 10 seconds so I'm just jerking off in the background what's going on thank you guys so much for watching this video and if you enjoyed make sure to leave a like and if you want to give her what we're doing make sure to subscribe as well we still have a lot more new characters to play and like I've said I've been gone for a while so stay tuned for all that anyways that's all from me for now and I'll see you guys in the next one

Channel: Lonslo

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Id: UxItQ6YCnHw

Length: 21min 53sec (1313 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 17 2022