The Seven Battle Royale (The Boys) | DEATH BATTLE!

this episode of death battle is made possible by the amazon original series the boys only on prime video [Music] hello and thank you for joining us in this special program brought to you in part by vaught industries the same vaught family where the seven call home and we're joined by one of those famous superheroes black noir [Music] okay you know these guys have an amazon original series the boys only on prime video these heroes are formidable but today we will learn just how powerful they truly are in a simulated battle royale he's wizard and boomstick and it's our job to analyze their weapons armor and skills to find out who would win a death battle a train queen maeve the deep translucent starlight black noir homelander earth's most mighty champions of the innocent they are the seven it's their job to end crime in america and watch over the world led by this country's righteous savior homelander now we already know he's far more powerful than the others so his participation in today's simulated battle will be a bit different he can survive every known weapon on the planet and most nukes these days reach 1.5 megatons of tnt he can fly faster than an f-16 fighting falcon and throw a baseball into orbit but he doesn't really need to do much when his laser vision can slice up a whole room of villains in seconds some might say that's lazy but i call it efficient also he always makes time for selfies with the fans that's a real american hero who's the real hero [Applause] but our friends at vaught control over 200 other superheroes so you can bet your dick the rest of the seven are the cream of the crumb and you obviously can't put a team like this together without some massive corporate conglomerate making all the decisions i know right i'm kind of jealous they're raking it in with movies and have you seen the action figures there's more than one way they're making a killing if you know what i mean but i'm sure the real reward is all those people you save right black noir [Music] there's no better example of heroics than queen maeve a longtime veteran of the team she's super strong and an expert fighter she can power through a ton of pain like when all the bones in her arms shattered while saving a school bus full of kids she's bulletproof armored van proof and ego proof with the biggest heart on the team she'll never leave an innocent person behind of course black noir here is the true martial arts expert of the team don't pass by his upcoming film insurrection and don't pass by a train because you can't you literally can't pass him he's way faster than you with a top recorded speed of 371 meters per second well over the speed of sound a train is fast enough to instantly kill a person just by running into them theoretically of course too bad he's had a hard time with drug abuse that compound v stuff might boost his speed but i don't know if a heart attack is worth it jesus you're gonna clean that up and then there's the deep he can talk to fish breathe underwater and that's it he may have sexually assaulted the new hire when she arrived but like a true hero he apologized publicly instead of to her absolutely meant what he said naturally changed his ways overnight and was shipped off to ohio and hasn't been seen since man he sucks yeah he does last but not least is starlight the youngest member of the team and maybe the girl you know next door ah she's so relatable starlight is quite literally a new light amongst the hard-end experienced veterans of the 7th by absorbing electricity from nearby sources she can emit beams of light-emitting plasma look too closely and you might be blinded by her brilliance she's skilled in taekwondo and like most of the soups except the douche over there she's super tough like when she took two straight shots to the chest from a cereboo bfg50 rifle and got right back up and you can pick yourself up too with wish skincare by starlight wait what did i just read unfortunately this rookie's early days with a seven weren't the kindest as she found herself among a bad crowd the same people who murdered her shining teammate translucent billy butcher mother's milk chemical hugh campbell and this guy who's not yet been identified but we're pretty sure he's french imagine men on the run wanted across the world their faces memorized by every officer in every precinct but most importantly hunted by the seven themselves these criminals aren't men they're boys and girl and a girl they're they're inclusive they aren't special they're nobodies like huey he's a normal everyday salesman at some dinky electronic store who just took a collateral incident a bit too personally so what if a soup splattered your girlfriend all across the pavement but lawyers let us know he's not legally responsible now just to prove there's no bias on our part mother's milk is a family man frenchie is a victim of abuse looking after others and kimiko is a refugee hiding from terrorists and yet these slums decided to assault our country's finest i mean the superheroes all thanks to their leader the diabolical billy butcher he's a violent lunatic and he's not even a real american what's with the accent what's with yours that must be why he hates homelanders so much i mean it's not like homelander is the bad guy he's a perfect boy scout who grew up playing catch with his father like a normal totally sane person he couldn't actually be the villain here unless everyone is lying but that's ridiculous please don't kill me the boys have made it their mission to figure out the best way to kill every soup in town got a starlight problem emp nearby electronics is a train coming at you stick him with some epinephrine got an invisible man stalking you who also has indestructible skin damn some c4 up his butt translucent's powers were fascinating while on clothes his outer skin could turn invisible and unbreakable until the ass bomb but now that they have an open seat i hear vods got eyes on a new addition to the seven makes sense they can't exactly go around calling themselves the six right that's that's actually a musical i don't think they can trademark that and now that the seven are joining our heroes in camo i'm sure they'll take care of butcher and the boys sooner than later to see how they handle such a rogue first hand we will be including billy butcher in today's battle royale for however long he survives so let's get to the fight simulation already all right the combatants are set and we've run the data through all possibilities and corporate guidelines it's time for a dead battle and here they are entering the arena the seven and other these apartment blocks were sanctioned for the event of course the residents have been removed from their homes and fairly i mean fairly compensated and there's homelander floating above like a guardian angel app description homelander will act as referee just in case anyone goes too far even with this being a simulation we wouldn't want anything severe to happen fight all right super cuts who's first isn't it obvious [ __ ] you there's no way us the seven the heroes are gonna let you walk away ah i think i swallowed a girl please not even a threat i've got this i'll screw this rubbish [Music] sorry about that that's fancy another oh my god oh i thought this place was evacuated oh no we should probably call this off oh well hey you know what they say show must go on big mistake oh [ __ ] [ __ ] kept me you're dead disgusting also you disgusting huh [ __ ] you [Music] come on [ __ ] diabolical wow what an upset in a surprising turn of events the winner is [Music] all right keep calm everyone everything's fine after all i am the only hero america needs what can he do that black noir wait where do argo what's going on and where's that cheering coming from well thinking about it even in a simulation queen maeve or butcher winning does make sense you can learn more about it in our analysis video but i guess it doesn't really matter when you have a pompous narcissistic [ __ ] like farmlander the winner is homelander he's great just great i have more limbs than you now don't worry buddy i'll lend you a hand if you want to shine like the sun hey nice flex how about a second round i love a good sequel [Music] wondering how and why each character won or lost we have another video that dives into the scientific analysis and check out the amazon original series the boys only on prime video [Music] do not forget to watch the amazon original series the boys only on prime video

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Length: 12min 40sec (760 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 17 2020