- [Automated Voice] Three, two, one. (upbeat music) [Automated Voice] Merch. Buy my merch. Buy my merch. Buy my merch. - It's lit. ♪ Get me ♪ ♪ Busy as a bee ♪ ♪ Where'd I get all this energy? ♪ ♪ [Singer] Meth. ♪ - Meth. ♪ I don't eat ♪ ♪ I don't eat ♪ ♪ But I've got the cleanest
house on the street ♪ - It's lit. - Meth. She's here She's here. Here she is Ladies and gentlemen, we're back. She's here, she's here. She's queer, and she's fixed, bitch. She's mother fucking fixed. (laughter) ♪ There she goes, and she
a pretty real life star ♪ ♪ And you gone follow
her whoever she are ♪ ♪ And there she goes ♪ ♪ She's crashing you ♪ ♪ Gibberish ♪ ♪ And there she goes ♪ You know? You know what I mean? I'm in my pajamas, because I have not washed my laundry in I'm in my pajamas, okay. We don't, we're not going to get that far. being a weirdo that makes
weird videos on the internet. The plus side of that is that
sometimes people watch them and many types of people actually do it. Actually, a lot of peoples from different people,
types of people, world many peoples who have
different types of people traits that other peoples do not have. Some people even have traits
that can rewire old products and make them work again. That's Lulu. Oh my god Oh my god Oh my
god Oh my god Oh my god I'm so excited. I'm not
even gonna waste you guy's time that much,
not gonna waste you guy's time, am I? You might see that time
stamp on this video being like, really this
mother fuckers gonna make a video this long again about this mother fucking cat. No bitch, no we got options. I also finally freezed the
cubes of this shake thing or whatever the fuck it is. So we're gonna do that at the end, okay? Because it's not getting
a video on it's own. I don't give a fuck, it's not getting a video
of it's own, bitch. It's just not gonna
work in the first place, I already know it, it's
just not gonna work. It's not gonna work. It's not gonna work. My roommates sister's fiance or roommates Brother-in-law he ain't got married. I don't know. I don't pay attention to their life. I do. I do. I do Oliver, my roommate's, sister's
lover watches my video and does things with wires, apparently to the point that he can fix things. He watched my Lulu video to my disappointment and saw my opinions. And he decided, Hey man, I
see that Lulu is not working So why don't I fix it guys, I'm going crazy. And apparently he did. I have not turned it on yet. They've sent me videos of
it, messing with the cats and it did exactly what I
thought it was going to do. But you know what, so today
we're going to turn it on and be absolutely disappointed, Sis Absolutely disappointed. You already know now am I stalling because I'm scared? Maybe. Are you coming for me? Probably. Should y'all shut up? Probably. Just saying. Here, get closer, come closer. Let's get, let's get more
intimate here with our Lulu. So it's a little bit whited out, we already discussed this before. Y'all going to have to
get used to it real quick. I'll darken it for a second. So y'all can see the full details again. But like I'm not, we're
not staying that way, Sis. I need, I wanna, I wanna feel seen. Are you guys ready? Are you guys ready to turn on the Lulu? Y'all ready? Cause I'm not. And here we go. But first let me tell
you about my childhood ♪ Pussy Pussy Pussy ♪ ♪ Pussy Pussy Pussy ♪ - I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. Okay. Let's just do this, whatever. You're not even here for me. You're not even here for
me in the first place, you're here for her. For her. Fuck you. Okay let's do this. Here we go Lulu. On. Y'all saw that right? Y'all fucking saw that shit. Oh hell no. Oh hell no. That sounded so mechanical. Y'all hear that was, do you make noise? Like other than like, robotic noises if you pet a cheek, it turns right? Y'all heard that shit. Y'all heard that shit. Let me turn down this ISO Okay. Calm down, girl, girl, calm down. Girl calm down. Girl calm down. Calm down, girl. Girl calm down. Girl calm down. Girl calm down. Girl calm down. Okay. Let me girl, girl, girl, girl. I haven't turned down yet. Stop showing off girl, girl,
girl, girl, going crazy. You're going crazy. There you go. That's Lulu. Look at her, Look at her move. Now. Go ahead. Show off. Show off That's it. That's Lulu for ya, That's what y'all signed up for. That's what y'all asked for. Do it again, girl. Can I touch the top of your head. Do you do something? Okay. If I touch this? There you go. Bitch Wow. She does everything. She purrs, she licks her paw like that. And she meows, bitch! What a perfect fucking cat. What a perfect fucking cat. Do it one more time. Do it again please. One more time for the family, please. One time for the kids. Can you do it for the kids? Do it for Obama? There you go, oh she is a Democrat! Look at her. Wow, I've just been guessing
so wrong about you, girl! I'm so sorry! See, look at her! I was hurting her feelings last time! Girl, I'm sorry. I just assumed. You weren't working, you weren't on. And now that you're here talking to me, what exactly would you like to correct about yourself, that I might have implied in my last video. Ooh girl, calm down. Ooh girl. This is, this is not, this
is not a tight platform. Lulu! Lulu stop! You're going crazy. Damn! Look at her. Look at her! Delicious! She was not. She's not stopping. Is she reacting to my voice? That's what happening here? Can you stand up? Let's make you stand up. Stand up Lulu. Lulu stand up. Lulu. All she does is sit here. All she does is lay here for you and move her paw and
her head sometimes guys. 150 fucking dollars. These people really made this cat. And was like he he he he please buy it. All it does is move it's
head and meow, bitch. Is that all cats do? That's probably all cats do. I don't have a cat. Lulu. Oh now you wanna be quiet. Okay bitch. So Lulu, What do you think of the problems in the Middle East? Wow. Lulu, what do you think
about the mask mandates? Bitch I knew it. I knew it. Oh you're so siding now? So Lulu, do you like me? She said shut your ass up. Did you hear that? So Lulu, what is two plus two? A genius. Lulu what is the Pythagorean Theorem? Damn girl. So Lulu, will you go to prom with me? She dead ass just said no. You saw her shake her head like that. Oh my God, sass. This is why we can't trust technology. Okay. I don't know who the
fuck thought it was cute. To make a robot cat in the first place. I didn't even want to go to prom with you in the first place. I was just asking. Cause I was being nice. Come on, man So if you don't want
to go to prom with me, Would you go to, would you go to what? What other things did high schoolers do? I don't know. I'm trying to be relatable. Shut up! Will you go to Sadie Hawkins? I know you're supposed to ask me but will you go to Sadie Hawkins with me? Bitch. Homecoming, will you
go to homecoming with me? Lulu. That's a yes. That's a yes ladies and gentleman. We got it, we coerced it, You can't judge me. You can't judge me sis,
you can't judge me. You can't judge me sis,
you can't judge me. Look she's purring, look at her. Oh, was she's sleeping? Oh, I'm sorry. She forgives me, look at her she's forgiven me. She just doing the same old shit. Look at her. She's like ain't nothing new. Ain't nothing new Negro. Can she say Negro, is that racist? Lulu, Lulu, what the fuck? Lulu I thought we had something special! Out here calling me names and stuff. What you got to say about that? And she shakes her head. Did you, bitch. White silence is violence. Okay, I think I'm done with you. Think I got to move on, Lulu. Think I got to show something else. Oh, she ain't done with me, bitch. You gone say, you hold the hell up. You mother fucking Negro. Okay, okay, okay. She ruling this video. What else you got to say? I'm going to leave you
here for like two minutes. You tell the world everything
you need to tell them. Okay. I'll be back, Lulu. I'll be back. (purring noises) Okay, I'm back, you better not have got me canceled girl. Okay, I got bills to pay. Ladies and gentlemen, that was Lulu. ♪ Bitch I'm a mother ♪ The one and only. I swear to God if she didn't work for this video, I was about to (heavy base) That's right girl. That's right. You tell them. That's right kids for $150 You too have a cat that does nothing Rather than adopting a cat that does nothing. Isn't that right, Lulu? Oh, now you want, okay. ♪ There she is, the
shooting beauty of a real ♪ ♪ Life star, oh you can
follow her where ever ♪ ♪ She are. And there she is! ♪ Okay, any final words, Lulu? - I am blinded by the beautiful truth, and - Okay girl, shut up. Damn, damn Damn, damn Damn. Damn. Turn that simple O.J.
into an orange slushy! Regular gives you a
frosty treat for lunch! No ice, no mess! Snowflake science Slushy surprise, right before your eyes! with this mother fucker, Slushy Magic. A magic slushy. Put in liquid, shake it up. And suddenly a slushy is in your cup. I don't know the words. Oh it's new and improved! They changed the formula. What great news. We shall see today, sire. I never owned one of these before, I never cared about this
before in my entire life, it just came up on the
list right behind Lulu. And I was like, why not get both? I also have two other
things I'm going to make for another video, probably next week. Cause I don't have any ideas. That's right, kids. I'm becoming a toy review
channel and y'all can't stop me. Slushy magic magic, magic, freezer cubes Get super cold in the freezer. Just toss them into the shakeup
cup, add any cold drink, Then shake it up. Watch as Slushy Magic instantly
slushifies your drink. It's that easy. The fun never ends. The magic is snowflake science. What the fuck is snowflake science, bitch? Please explain to the kids what the hell snowflake science is, and why you were screaming that in our face 24 seven. Every two minutes, this commercial came on. Using snowflake magic! the fuck is that, bitch? I'm seven. The fuck is snowflake magic? Bitch I'm six. Bitch I'm five. Do you think I know what the fuck a snowflake does? When this commercial came on, my view of snowflake science was, cutting a fucking piece of white paper, and opening it up and suddenly
it was a fucking snowflake. Bitch, that's all I knew
about snowflake science, What the fuck is snowflake science? Bullshit, trying to sell to kids. Ooh, science, ooh, snowflakes. You love both of them, right? It's simple instructions, It's not going to waste that
much time on this video. We're just gonna do this. Okay. Here we go. Boom. Ooh. Y'all love it to see it right? You want a side by side with Lulu? Here it is. Wow. 90 kids going crazy. These 90 kids going crazy. You hear them right now. You hear that? Gen Z? Probably like, why are
y'all so obsessed with this? I don't know. I don't know, Gen Z. I have no clue. Why we're so obsessed with old toys. I am obsessed with the
absolute scam of it all. I found toys in the early two thousands and early 90, the weirdest time for toys and toy history. Before them, all we had was
like Legos and build blocks. Those are like, practical shit. Then we went into the fucking bullshit, like a mother fucking Fushigi, just a plastic ball made
of terrible chemicals. Now we have this jerk-off 5,000 and a Miss I-Don't-Do-Shit,
but I cost 150 fucking dollars. So buy your kids me, and
then regret it instantly. Okay. Two thousands kids, two thousands. We grew up on a lie. So excuse us. Give us a time to heal. As we figure that out. One toy at a time. Thank you. Now, I don't know what
generation I'm a part of, People are still arguing about it. My section of the year apparently lies between both generations. Everyone claims it back and forth. So now they started
calling me a Zillennial. Now I have the opportunity
to appeal to both masses. Buy my merch. As my attempt to appealing to both masses, today we're going to be
making a fucking slushy. Ooh Slushy Magic, it's so magical and ooh it's it has the
magic of the entire world. Ooh Slushy Magic, ooh it's the one to magically make you want to huh? You see, I didn't want it to go that way. That's just where our mind went. Ooh, Slushy Magic, get
your mind out the gutter. Ooh, it comes with a straw. And a cup. Wow. It's easy! Fun drink guy. Ooh Don't have any of this. Not even gonna look at it Sis. Put the ice in the cup. Fill the cup up to a fill line. Wait one minute and then shake. It doesn't tell you how long you shake. It just tells you the
fricking shake girls. So we're going to go grab these cubes. Okay. Here we go. This definitely did not have
to be its own video, girl. I'm probably extending
this to a weird extent but this literally is
only like five minutes. Are y'all ready for
some snowflake science? Here we go! Ooh! Okay girls. Now you wait for a minute. I'm bored. ♪ There she go, she got rid
of another real life star. ♪ ♪ And there she goes! ♪ Guys I should be a singer. Guys, Beyonce should sign me. Okay, Chloe and Halle. Y'all had your time. Now it's my time. Yonce, Yonce, you listening to me? ♪ She's passing you, ♪ ♪ (Gibberish) ♪ ♪ And there she goes! ♪ girl, girl, girl. Hey, y'all ready to shake. Here we go. ♪ Shake shake, shake shake, ah shake it. ♪ Oh yes. ♪ Shake shake, shake shake, ah shake it. ♪ Oh my body hurts. Come on, gimme some slushy girl, gimme some slushy! Ooh, it's spilling, ooh she spilling. ♪ Shake shake, shake shake, ah shake it. ♪ ♪ Shake shake, ♪ Whew girl, ooh my arm hurts. Let me switch hands real quick. ♪ Shake shake, shake shake, ah shake it. ♪ ♪ Shake shake, shake ♪ Ooh, how long are we supposed
to shake it for, girl? Ooh girl, ooh girl, ooh I'm done, Ooh I quit, ooh this ain't worth it. This ain't worth it. How long am I suppose to shake it for? It doesn't tell you. it just says shake it
and it becomes a slushy. I'm going to put this down. I'm going to shake it
really hard, real quick. (yelling) Okay, also the liquid doesn't stay inside the bottle,
it's all over my hands. There's like a weird hole in the top that I'm supposed to cover as I shake. I don't know why they do
that, but they did it. Let's see. Let's see. I see. I mean, I guess. No! That's just froth! Girl, girl. I froze those ice overnight. It's said all it took was six hours. Girl, it's been six hours,
this ain't no slushy. How cold was the drink supposed to be? Was the drink itself supposed to be frozen before you put it in a frozen cup? These pictures are lies, sir. These pictures are lies. I was shaking this for four whole minutes. I got nothing. I got liquid. It's just liquid and froth. I have no other drinks to try this on, it's the only
drink I have in my house. Cause I'm healthy. I promise you, I'm healthy. I promise you, don't look it up, don't look it up, don't look it up. Am I upset? No. I saw this coming a mile away, girl. Oh wait, hold up girl. Girl I lied, girl I lied. Girl, girl I lied. Girl there's ice, look at it! Look at it, girl. Girl that's icy, wifey, put it in the I don't want a sit in the mikey, you know what I mean? Girl it worked. Girl it worked a little bit. I ain't shaking it longer. It's not worth it, honey. It's not worth it. Fuck it. (yelling) Yes, yes, yes, yes. No, no more ice, I ruined the ice. It melted. Well, there you have it. That's that, I'm done,
about to throw up too. What'd we learn today kids? We ain't learn shit. All you need in life is someone that knows how to work wires. And then suddenly your
cats come back to you. Did that make sense? No it didn't. Shout out to @GoBrrrrrrrr and @andiivins for retweeting my last video on Twitter. Look at y'all look at y'all look at y'all looking real cute. Comment down below. If you can turn anything into a slushy, What would you turn, and why? Me? Zac Efron's sweat? Why? You already know. Last week I asked you guys
if you wanted me to react to more of those corny horror movies. A lot of you guys said yes but the problem is that video
was not viewed that much. I know I get it. I took a risk. It's the longest video of my channel. The people that watched it, loved it so much. If you haven't watched it, go watch it. Literally. I've never
gotten that many compliments on a video in my entire life. I know, it's 30 minutes long. I'm not pressuring you to watch it all. But please, just watch like a part of it. Please, just give me a view god dammit That was so sad. I get it. I can't be Garrett Wild. I can't give y'all 30 minute videos. Y'all ain't here for that for me. I'm not going to do that that much. Anyways. I'm going to go. Thank you guys so much for watching. My name is Mac and don't forget to like, comment, share, and subscribe Do it with me, do it with me Oh my gosh. There's cranberry juice all over Lulu. Oh no. Oh no. She gonna kill me. I ain't never turning her back on, bitch - This is the part where
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