The Review Must Go On Review - Nostalgia Critic

this review is one of many new videos on the stouts are critically awesome a DVDs are still available at the awesome store calm [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] hello mrs. critic guy remember it so you don't have to every once in awhile and astounding internet achievement comes along that was not done by me what they're mostly done by me this one looked at by me [Music] the reveals go on signal to try out that return of yours true after six months of retirement which internet time is like 10 years this video came out announcing that your one and only critic was coming back it was both poetic daring and not the least bit pretentious whatsoever [Music] not really they've not treated it at all it perfectly summed up the majesty and wonder of a man's Queens that a piece of plastic with a superhero logo on it the internet exploded fans rejoice and yes even a few tears were shed mostly to those who missed demo reel we apologize to both of you so let's see what changed the course of all mankind or just got a trending credit on Twitter which is difficult this is the review must go on it opens with everyone's favorite not replacement Donnie duprey getting himself some coffee only to find it suddenly transformed into water ah also at the Starbucks coffee confused by this he stares at his water which according to many viewers is what most people would like to do rather than watching demo reel no one does that anymore never never really yeah is it me or is the water looking a little um phallic microphone II know I mean it must be something trying to communicate with him that looks like a bring Twinkie it's tizen volume and get it but he snaps back to kind of reality as Tacoma and Rebecca talk about their next film of Carmen Sandiego movie Carmen Sandiego has stolen a time machine and she's going back to history selling all of history's greatest scores killing Hitler letting crazy horse win hey as long as there's a role for acapella does that too kind of sounds cool but things get stranger when Rebecca suddenly disappears followed by Quinn Gwen gave me this warm baby Bailey is its yoo-hoo hey come on ages between five the mentally [ __ ] love you who I searched the whole internet public records everything there is no Quinn well of course not you what some demo real imagine anyone would want disappeared I was in that but once Tacoma vanishes - Donnie starts to panic look the letter Fox sent to Brian singer after x-men three Donnie tries approaching Carl but he doesn't seem to be himself either [Music] yeah still looks more realistic than tragic world a white light appears and suddenly were transported to the retina burning colors of the writers house he stuck on what he wants to write next so he takes out the garbage I'm sure there was a very important reason to show that baby just demonstrated how Chester a bum relocates my dad is perforated move I've ever had in my life what if I suddenly tonight when he's still not able to write he gets a knock on the door from the mailman this calls for a pointless and rainy style editing Ruby but he finds the movie he got in the mail it's not the one he was hoping for I ordered the original Auto not the odd life of Timothy green ah nothing like that classic stalker can to make you feel like you're watching something you probably shouldn't which I guess some critics would argue is very appropriate but he makes the mistake every foolishly optimistic Jennifer Garner fan makes he puts it on and watches it what follows is something you see very rarely out of him all right No before you grow your tomato child didn't you think like an orphanage hello you you could go to an orphanage I people I think people at all you do know that we're not supposed to know that you know there's a camera watching you right but he literally becomes afraid of his own shadow and it's inspired to give a call to his friend Lois I've got a bit of a question for you shoot do you think it did the right thing and think goodness knows our critic well that just me as my near if you think you only have enough for once in a while just keep it once in a while and go out on top hey look he made himself a robotic chicken finger thanks man oh hey uh poyo and harvey say hi to luis buddy' are you convinced that the characters from your show are real people of course not that's arranged it's just boy on Harvey that are real okay really is it any crazier than you seeing your imaginary characters and talking when nobody's around we return to the thrilling continuation of guy staring a computer screen when he slowly gets the urge to watch some of his greatest hits only to find his greatest head start watching him what am I supposed to go back to anyway clothing means of running jokes even always about memes and running jokes Wow a guy arguing with his computer screen when clearly no one's listening this must be what every forum everywhere is like every single time you thought you were done with it you came up with something better when you had time to think time to focus time to put that extra effort in it is very telling that the time his performance feels the most honest is when he's praising himself and why don't you just make me go away see I told you I can't get rid of me she says he's following him all over online without quitting he's like a facebook gasps he turns off the computer to remember the glory days of egos past [Music] Christ he's I kind of sing a song is he I dreamed a dream too [ __ ] and Warren this calls for some more Sam Raimi fell edit okay Benson wait a minute what am I talking about that wasn't Sam Raimi because that was Shana the dead big difference he then calls another friend for advice Lindsay does are you chewing on something tranquilizers I've taken enough to kill a baby right now sorry wow what pharmacy can I go to to get that I have a very stressed out horse should I bring back the nostalgia critic the critic had a great run but now it's time to branch out and do new things but when Z doesn't want to take a chance so she tells her personnel assassin that was so much funnier on paper to take care of the situation this has been a New York moment New York monkey New York you [Music] but she confuses his brother for him yeah I guess all us white people do look alike just don't go doing the self-critic anymore there did I just get trolled by samus from inside out this affects our star little as he falls asleep at his kitchen table as most people do yeah bring it back bring it back ah pee-wee Herman what are you doing here it's a dream dreams your life BAE come on let's go ride Mark Wahlberg fake penis from 49 oh boy he's gonna add some questions when he wakes up you know it's not like we didn't wonder about this guy already but his secrets about his well-kept as Bill Cosby's grocery list he calls up one last friend to get some advice hello hey Brad I'm having a debate of whether or not to bring the nostalgia critic back oh I don't care well I see a review of his will be coming up the past seems to be getting closer though with his whip and being pushed noting the back here I didn't want to try new idea definitely want to do okay as he only goes who want this place I was just trying to get you to talk to yourself a little less but now I see it was actually pretty counterproductive that's very stupid okay word of advice never look in the mirror let alone open a mirror in something establishing a creepy tone because it will inspire something shun worthy any - something's not shown worthy I'll tell you what if you answer this honestly I'll go away forever do you want to do this again do you have that same passion you had before she says he's concerned whether or not to do an internet show now they could deal with the [ __ ] devil do you know of but you know who finally takes him the forum and they discuss the rules regarding his return reviews every two weeks wait we still want these jokes to still be fresh and funny I need more time on the that's going to be two weeks if I have to hear that time you took one more time the blood of somebody bald will spill no more cut-off dates I want to review whatever I want whenever I want you're the nostalgia critic it's in your name we'll give you anything currently in theaters that one you definitely don't want to break or dozens of OCD years will flip their [ __ ] and go and say no although the rule about never doing another nostalgia critic that one's okay to break some worlds are more equal than others this has to be the first review why I think the real question is why don't you know this is the movie that brought you back basically to the terms and he finally starts writing his ending his beautiful well composed totally cop-out ending who are you what are you I am the creator in the true winchell person who are now is the direct result of the choice takoma you were here to a choice you made for the sake of the plot plot yes tell me more Chris Tucker style dance life who sacrificed yourself to the plot hole bringing order to chaos your mind couldn't end the paradox of it all in martyrdom you know it's a little hard to make it sound like this was the intention the whole time when you literally showed us for 20 minutes this was not the intention all time he's shown that he is in fact the nostalgia critic and that his whole demo reel experience was the plotholes version of some sort of purgatory because it watched as showing us anything it's that kind of ending goes over especially well you son of a [ __ ] do you have any idea how much this [ __ ] star me do you have any ideas I don't like to go through here oh the tonnopro maker I'm a movie but nobody like I tried telling everybody like good intentions but no one ever listened to me I lost my horse I nearly drowned I almost died trying to fight the nothing but perhaps now you're a little wiser you can still criticize all you want but deep down inside you always know what it's like to be on the other side perhaps it'll lead to editorial that seems surprisingly more understanding than many of your other videos but if you look at the inconsistencies of the character in the past it still kind of makes sense I'd like the Zola timeline and if you start with a Link to the Past and then move on to about Walters that's portal ACS destiny that's an order so his former co-stars seem bizarrely okay with fading away into nothingness as Donnie walks through the portal and arrives at the nostalgia critic in his office huh that was nice of reality to leave his suit and hat hanging nicely how exactly took this Washington that's a right internet you have a new old critic to talk about new old things with once more finally our triumphant champion has returned and that one with different colors so ruined team boots realizes they made a mistake windy corpses the camera other new age of entitled shamelessness begin and that was a review must go on and even though I may be a little emotionally compromised by it I do think it is in fact the greatest thing ever made the writing be acting the absolute chemistry from one actor to another even if they're both usually the same actor it's just amazing I highly recommend this opus of openness and all its open sea open that sickness this notice so what are you waiting for go check out the most amazing thing you've ever seen in your life before the writer throws a conscience while writing wait if I said that that probably means he already is he'll probably make me say it's only okay like I just do right there get that straight off of me puppet that's about you have it big yeah I think this reviews meted up to [Music] [Applause] you you [Music] you

Channel: Channel Awesome

Views: 326,199

Rating: 4.848505 out of 5

Keywords: channel awesome, nostalgia critic, doug walker, movie, movies, film, the review must go on, demo reel, demo reel finale, nostalgia critic comeback, the review must go on review

Id: rpdmUjLo9Jg

Length: 15min 1sec (901 seconds)

Published: Wed May 10 2017

Reddit Comments

[u/drachenfels1]

10:51 - "I wont review anything currently in theaters" "that one you definitely don't want to break"

[u/SnokeKillsLuke]

I noticed he started reviewing stuff that's in cinemas.

[u/ayokoiam]

If the timecode doesn't work, it's at 10:09.