The Promised Neverland season 2 voiceover parody

[Laughter] everybody run faster unless you want to end up like will buyers [Music] [Applause] i don't know don't ask me but it looks like our siblings are about to die damn that's unfortunate too bad i don't give a [ __ ] though you little dumbass what are you doing what is this it's a trap don't worry though we only fall inside of it in the manga what the [ __ ] is a manga you know it's like a little backwards book that you get from barnes and noble we do not care you guys can go on without me while i sacrifice myself by running away from the demon okay well what are you waiting for hurry up then i said go play badgie hey ugly godzilla demogorgon hey follow me oh i didn't think he was actually serious r.i.p whatever forget him let's play follow the leader i'll be the leader and you guys are my peasants [ __ ] you calling a peasant shirley yeah [ __ ] you we're leaving surely hey stupid little children in the woods what the f are you doing [ __ ] who the hell are you what the where am i why is it so green what happened i remember now [ __ ] my legs feel like they're broken and all these goddamn demons are surrounding me how am i gonna get away do not be scared little kid i'm here to save you don't mind me i'm just a demon on a demon horse oh that's right that strange british demon came out of nowhere and saved me hey who's this ginger [ __ ] sleeping wait that's shirley surely wake your ass up because it's time to go beast mode sasuke shut your [ __ ] ass up hey where even are we right now i have no idea but this place needs renovation because it's so ugly sasuke look someone's coming oh hey guys you're awake hi i'm a totally average girl that took the both of you in sorry but you don't look average to me shut the [ __ ] up where did she go what oh oh goody you found your family yeah i saved them all by the way also i am a demon and this is my demon companion or love interest or brother i don't really know we make out sometimes anyway he's sanjay and i'm craig yep that's our cue to leave but we just met sorry but my family just doesn't mess with that incest [ __ ] yeah that's pretty understandable it's okay you can still bid us farewell actually i rather not why not are you scared you little [ __ ] jeez okay fine whoa that mountain looks like a pile of [ __ ] okay now head that way and you'll reach your destination wait so where exactly is our destination i actually have no [ __ ] clue bye bye craig i'm gonna miss you chris yeah hey now you two leave craig alone no offense but she doesn't like talking to orphan ass [ __ ] children like you yeah [ __ ] off see i told you damn craig you're such a [ __ ] and you're a little infant anyway goodbye [ __ ] craig when i grow up i want to be just like you please don't ever say that again okay wait shirley grab my sweaty palm ew this [ __ ] is wet of course it is that's my little secret a secret yeah a secret a secret uh yeah a secret a secret yes a secret a secret a secret a secret shut the [ __ ] up okay your secret is safe with me bye sanjay and craig i'm gonna pray that i don't have to see any of you ever again did you guys know that craig has sweaty hands oh this is disgusting surely we've been walking all day can we stop now okay [ __ ] huh the coordinate that we're supposed to go to is literally right here well we're in a desert right now so that makes no sense hey shirley where'd you even get these coordinates from don't you remember i got him from billy and benerva oh what a quinky dink a [ __ ] door's opening oh bet let me twist this [ __ ] real quick hello is anyone down there go get your sparkle [Music] oh [ __ ] i gotta go that was strange i wonder who that was yeah i have no idea not like he was super relevant or anything our top priority now is to save everyone and save ourselves from the demons well i say since we skipped what would have been the best ark in the anime let's just move on to the ambush the ambush what are you talking about fbi open up oh my god it's an earthquake dude i just tinkled a little bit me too what's happening is this hurricane elsa no you dumbass it's the fbi what's the fbi yo mama that's who the fbi is but our mom left us no we left our mom you guys please shut up no shirley you shut up that's why you never got adopted sasuke none of us got adopted oh yeah oh my lord i cannot find jimmy neutron or domino jimmy neutron and domino what the hell are we about to do without them domino i'm pretty scared man you better come up with a plan or else about the [ __ ] in my diaper don't worry jimmy neutron i got this all under control shoot me if you're a fan of cardi b hey domino jimmy neutron hurry up we're evacuating oh hey what's up gwen all right everyone time to get our asses out of here and escape [Music] the [ __ ] is this man i don't know man but i'm sick of having no money i need that high-class me but we're broke as [ __ ] and it's so not fair our children are starving i know right man just look at them i guess it's time to go into town and get munchies for the week holy [ __ ] look at that little girl she's holding a mason jar with ligaments in it are you sure that's a mason jar [ __ ] hey get the hell out of my way y'all trying to touch my titties but my titties big though hey billy you smell this [ __ ] right why does it kind of smell like human feces that should smell delicious for real that was some super sonic speed type [ __ ] nah peekaboo [ __ ] we right here run the [ __ ] away try to catch up humpty dumpty and beanstalk i know you didn't just call me [Music] i think we lost them wait a minute who the hell is that i don't know run away wait never mind we're cornered damn it who the hell are you guys huh the [ __ ] what's going on this [ __ ] doing a face reveal no way norway i miss you so much how are you not dead i really just can't believe my eyes right now let me touch your cheeks damn this [ __ ] stuffed as [ __ ] boy what lotion you used no way for real hey sasuke look it's norway damn that cheek really is soft yo wait who the hell are you guys i'm chris pax and i'm barbie nice to meet you redhead and i go by alfred charles shelby though indubitably you can call me whatever you want all right i'ma call you bald [ __ ] so you guys are friends with norway huh he's a pretty great dude right yeah of course he's a great dude though i never understand what he's saying yeah that's cause he got homolexia he did talk that one time though no way you know he saved us from those demons once man i hate those dumb ass demons that's why i eat them for breakfast what the [ __ ] you heard me this is my demon brunch right now girl you better get salmonella do you have a problem uh yeah you're weird you can't call me weird when you've got that haircut that [ __ ] makes you like emo anthony padilla damn sauce okay she got your ass norway you have really weird friends bro why you look like you in distress what the hell are you saying he just said that he wants to bomb the demons and that we can't do [ __ ] about it norway that's so rude you do realize if you plan to kill all the demons my demon friend sanji and craig will die yeah we made some demon friends and we're not going to let you kill them norway what did you just say to me we can't be family anymore if you're going to treat me like this what on earth happened to you you're so mean now how the hell could you ever do this to me you're a horrible person shut the hell up wait what did he just say i said shut the hell up yo did you just see a party damn you [ __ ] [ __ ] apologize now let's at least make a deal if me and sasuke find sanji and craig then you will consider not bombing the demons okay [Music] norway stop hallucinating look it's your new daddy well hello there pet i mean norway it's good to see you you'll be my son from now on oh oh no where you better cooperate before i beat your silly ass with my yardstick [Music] oh why is it so hard to find sanji and craig where the hell could they even be [ __ ] shirley calm down we'll find them eventually guys i think i just found a footprint holy [ __ ] what is this that looks like a velociraptor surely you bit like a velociraptor footprint what the [ __ ] does that mean guys it's getting pretty late don't you think we should just give up [ __ ] [Music] shirley it's me craig what are you doing on the floor silly frank how come you decided to come right when i was about to die you could have came any earlier than that [ __ ] you no bet we found them though let's go back to norway now yeah y'all are but to help us save the demons from being bombed yeah hopefully norway kept his ward and isn't gonna destroy their city in the next second what the [ __ ] is wrong with you here is my granddaddy grandpa grandpa where are you everyone's dying no please don't kill my granddaughter poor little grin baby what the [ __ ] is wrong with you yeah norway what the [ __ ] is wrong with you [Music] norway put that knife down right now fine i'll take it from you then [ __ ] you're a [ __ ] yo not gonna lie she kinda has a point hey there drink my ushi gushy blood and you'll feel better about yourself that's revolting as [ __ ] but i'll do it anyway okay now that that's all over with what do we do now let's throw a party or we could do drugs what the no you delinquents we have to go save the children from the farmhouse yeah what alfred said hey what's good demon man and uh uh uh [ __ ] i forgot your name what is that i'm pizza pad oh yeah yeah yeah my bad uh peter pan anyway we're planning on shipping out all the children at gracefield this is gonna be a trap because the other children want to save them so in the end we'll kill all the children isn't that so fun oh i can't wait any longer [Music] [Music] hey i'm about to leave goodbye [ __ ] hey phil lester what look i got a note for you it's from shirley she said when the lights go dark we all run the [ __ ] away [Applause] [Music] hey [ __ ] follow me huh this [ __ ] looks like the capitol buildings hurry up hurry up let's go let's go oh my god is that phil lester charlie is that you lester what the [ __ ] oh that's cool a [ __ ] ton of kids appeared out of nowhere hey surely twist that red thing what the f it did not work oh [ __ ] it's a maid cafe they're holding bazooka yo it's me your mom get away from us you lice obsessed [ __ ] your mother will do whatever she wants yeah we better like kill you and [ __ ] you guys better back up for me before i get my bow and arrow and shoot oh do you mean this caveman bow and arrow oh you did not just kick my bow and arrow who raised you a swine cause that's what you look like ugly-ass mofo oh please you're a child ginger your insults mean nothing to me you know what else means nothing your mom [Music] that [ __ ] was funny what's on earth are you doing nothing just betraying you well mom that was so badass no this can't be happening why why would you betray me get your grimy ass off the floor that shit's so cringe i did deserve it shut up actually you do deserve this you'll mop head looking ass [ __ ] and you're pissing me the f off so hurry up and die already like i'm for real like you're actually like getting on my last nerve well damn i was not expecting that hey mom now that his [ __ ] ass is dead can we go to the other side now but are you sure you'll still accept me as your mother i'll accept you no matter what yeah mom even if you are a homosexual we all still love you even though you are supposed to be dead right now yeah mom so don't be afraid and come join us as a family oh my god that makes me so happy holy [ __ ] it's the promise neverland oh my god look you guys we're leaving you for years [Music] so [Music] you

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Length: 16min 17sec (977 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 25 2021