Sk8 The Infinity voiceover parody

yo where are they going hi my name's reggie that's short for reginald i'm the main character with red hair who loves skateboarding and i slept with your mom last night oh my god look i'm flying this right here is my opponent for the day his name is ugly man because he's so ugly you're ugly ready begin!!!! come here my little baka >:) oh hell no look out its a gernade i'm gonna doodle a picture to get my mind off of what happened last night what happened last night reggie i exploded yo keep that to yourself i did not need to hear that no that's not what i meant good morning class we have a new student today please introduce yourseeelf my name's lasagna now give a fact about yourself my dad died what the f---- DOPE SKETCHH there was a new kid in my class today and he said his dad died in front of everybody?? in front of everybody my mama died i don't give a f*ck okay! hey can you hire me? you're underage damn it i hate my life YOOOO grab that sh*t for me thanks lasagna HM? what do you mean HHHUAH b*tch you're in my class oh i forgot about you HAHAHHAH you. bitch. do you wanna see a trick? no not really OHMYGOAHD now you try! :D okay okay so you want to work here? i mean we could use the extra assistance because reggie has peanuts for brain cells. WELL YOUR HEAD IS BUILT LIKE A PEANUT F*CKIN UGLYYY respect your elders now get your ass  to school lasagna look i got a little tech deck from anime walmart do you like it? do you like it? oh by the way we're going to an abandoned mine tonight it's a skateboarding scene and  i know you'll love it because i just love you i mean i love chicken pot pie it's my favorite meal and i like to eat it cut the cameras reggie is uh really weird honey i'm home! oh you're making me dinner how sweet! i love it when my son gives me food after a long day at work yeah no problem you won't believe what i went through today. about 20 of my co-workers are all like you're just so sexy! and i was like yeah i-i-i know! welcome everybody to skatetopia! what do you think about it lasagna we're about to watch some sh*t go down fr hey man YAUHH i got your skateboard from dope sketch OH SA KEWL DUDE NOIIICE babe are you ready to see it? EEYAUH i'm so excited GASP BIIITCH WTF WHAAATS THIS EUAYGHACCHUSHDI YOU STUPID RED HEAD IM MAKING YOU SKATE FOR ME NOW but my kneecaps dont work don't lie lil boy your kneecaps look perfectly fine to me eeeuuh bro wtf are you talkin about reggie i'll do it UHAHH what?!?! you boutta die i'll be fine nah your face is about to be plantained all up in the concrete ready set GO where's the other guy HHUHUHUWHAHAHAHAHAH STUPID woah i'm getting the hang of it i might even win the race you won!!! lasagna you went from straight like doo doo trash to tony hawk! can you please please please teach me how to do that! no oh f*ck you lasagna i'm making you a real skateboard tonight which is why we're not going to skatetopia. speaking of which i wonder what's going on there right now.... oh my gosh it's watermelon  and jimmy! jimmy please let me touch your abs carl calculate the angle calculating angle! BEEP BEEP OP BOOP BITCH 165 degrees why do you have a robot as a  skateboard it's weird because i can ugly i'm not ugly shut your princess bubble gum looking ass up oh my god get off lasagna look, it's my favorite youtube video reggie what the hell what it's so good throw me the ball no you throw me the ball okeay oh no!!! hey bitches! so i was showing lasagna the new addison rae music video and he didn't even like it take that take that i don't even know what the hell you're talking about WHAT anyway- wha- uh- hello? oh my gosh is that mimi chanel? the elite student that's skating for nationals? hey i just stopped by to see if you want to have a skate competition ohhhhh really hah- i wouldn't mind! not you bozo i'm talking to mr blueberry over here OH F*CK U LITTLE KID you really wanna have a beef with this kid? yeah why not well he's like a whole damn champion and you're like and average freaking guy whatever idc okay hey why you wigglin like that wiggling? wiggling wiggling yes f*ck you no f*ck you out of my way losers AHHHHH hey you stupid little cat boy! i could have fell and broke in a bone! i have osteoporosis! hey red guy did you know if you close your mouth i won't have to hear you talk anymore SHUTUUP oh and blue guy i'll see you here tonight for our beef now i have to go to an interview bye hey there my name is mimi chanel i'm only 12 years old and i'm extremely talented and successful i'm probably more successful than  your father HEHE no scratch that i am your father you stupid bitch are you guys ready for the  beef i'm ready for the beef you know i prefer pork over beef but like on a good day like sometimes i like (please shut the f*ck up) bratatatat i eat booty water woaahhhhhw lasagna you won again!!!! i'm proud of you this is so rigged FLICK AHHHH what the hell! just admit that your butt hurt because you lost my butt hurts yo sh*t is that hisoka 2.0? nice to meet you all my name is adam levine hisoka? no adam levine hey there blueberry shortcake let me touch your leg ooooo oh hell nah man wtf uh uh you are so weird please stop whatever you're doing no do you want to have a beef with me? hell no beef yourself b*tch i'll make sure i'm a good boy god you're so ugly but my mommy thinks i'm pretty mommy am i pretty hell no you look like a f*cking pixie stick now take this you b*tch OOWOW MOMMY STOPPITTTT anyway little boy if you don't skate against me in a beef i'll cut off all of lasagna's hair MMM right here right now DAMNITTT i'm ready i'm about to beat this bitch into  the ground hisoka headass i'm bout to - AHHHH what the fart im giving you a head start euuhheuhhuuhr he'll never catch up to me stupid bitch hello mommy WTF how did he get all the way up here this man got cheats on fr let's intertwine it's time for me to push you this is so funny let me lick your butthole wtf you're no fun watch this reggie huh wait where is he going hello mf OHHH FAUUUUUUUUUAUAAUUU reggie your blood tastes like trix yogurt reggie are-are you okay??? DO I LOOK OKAY TO YOU i broke my f*cking bones that's what you get for going up against adam levine stupid shut the f*ck up alfalfa looking ass you have no position to talk because you literally look like f*ckin fireboy uh can we all collectively calm down who the f*ck let ugly man into the hospital whatever that doesn't matter guys i don't want any of you going up against adam in a race i mean just look at my injuries you'd have to be a complete  moron to race him you wouldn't do that right? ......... god damn it lasagna man i just knew this sh*t would happen ladies and gentlemen step right up for today i am racing lasagna AUHUAHUH oh hello jimmy what up b*tch adam levine you're hideous right back at you all right well wish me luck okay but i swear to god if you break your ass out there  that's all on you bro that's all on you alright lasagna i have a feeling that this is  going to be a really good race huh oh sh*t it's the cops f*ck oh. never mind i lied EVERYBODY RUN AWAY all right i'm out bye well this sucks eh whatever it was time for a beach episode anyway oh my god the beach oh my god water ayo what's good shawty :) oh.. CORN DOG i can't find jimmy anywhere... he's just over there trying to pull some b*tches oh my god jimmy you're so pretty oh my god please marry me you're so pretty eeeyahhh okay my little bakas what the hell? are you jealous because he pulls?? what no! i'm gonna randomly hug lasagna because im sus! what the f*ck.... i'm gonna leave hey where are you- hey ladies take a look at this juice box i got right here isn't it like really cool what's good daddy?? daddy that's my juice box  you dumb b*tch also why are you cheating on mom that's a f*ckin man ew this guy has a child what the hell are you talking about that's not my chil- oh hello! and who might you be? i'm an irrelevant character damn right you are! mommy! did you make me breakfast? f*ck no you little b*tch! well at least i have my lunch yeah that's right you stupid f*ckin brother go to school when you come back i'll make sure to chop your limbs and dispose of your body in the nearest by river oh honey you're so silly! hey lasagna! hey! holy sh*t you're so hot!! i mean uh ahh reggie look at me no effing way! he just dj'd the wall hey have you heard of the red-headed guy that hangs around blueberry boy all the time? oh that lame ass dude? bro his relevancy is equivalent to nothing, he's so lame and has no  friends. well eheh- blueberry boy is his only friend thats so depressing imagine living a life like that right what's his name again  reggie or somethin? yeah like reggie or rettetti or something like that i heard his breath smells like  graham crackers. i'm going to school mother reggie are you okay? you seem depressed today here's your lunchables f*ck you mom hmm what a strange ass boy i can't wait to kill him one day why am i being bullied it's so not fair you know what f*ck them talking about how my breath smelled like graham crackers??!! i'll show them just you wai- GOD DAMNIT f*ck you lasagna i am not your boyfriend anymore! but- but we were never dating! WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT IT THOUGHT WE WERE WTF! WHATDIDHESAYYYY whatever i'll just go home to my effing psyCHOTIC sister and please don't ever talk to  me again! hello puppy dog i have a special request for you can you please  bark for me like a good boy? i said bark for me NOW! LLRSAHRHAHRHAHA NOW BARK LOUDER!!!!!! i swear to god if you move your head one more damn time i will not hesitate to truck you straight out a window bro mom can we talk gasp oh! for the first time ever my son wants to talk to me! what could it possibly be about? oh you're totally in love with that redhead looking ass dweeb aren't you? :0 d-d-dwhat no i'm not oh but you totally are though and it's so obvious because i can see it all over your little dumbass face! attention everybody at skatopia! i'm gonna draw a pretty little name out of the box!!! and then i'm gonna race them! let's see who i got oh look it's me adam levine! let's see who else waaaaatermelon.... oOOhh my god oh no watermelon you're skating against adam levine don't go dying on me no need to worry about me i'll be perfectly fine- omfg she f*ckin dead why have these last two episodes been so depressing for no f*ckin reason hey kid you know what else  is depressing? your face! haha hah now give us your money b*tch i'm not giving you my money! i guess we'll have to steal it from you then! yeah we boutta beat u up!!! damn it i'm dead reggie what the hell are you doing all up in this f*ckin alley boy? idk my toes are tingling though oh damn that's tough by the way you've got to go to the hospital because watermelon's dying you gotta be kidding F*CK uh hey mimi chanel reggie you're a traitor! how am i a traitor? you just are! :( that doesn't answer my question you left me for a whole two episodes. i still don't know what you're talking  about you said that word for lifers hey dude guess what dude we're for lifers dude oh yeah about that we're not for life anymore WHAT I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A CAR HEH- what is he talkin bout i'm not about to get hit  by a car why would i get hit by a car- oh i did get hit by a car wait where am i ??? bark bark :3 NO I DO NOT MESS AROUND WITH THIS FURRY SH*T UH UH GET ME OUTTA HERE it's my ex-boyfriend lasagna! i'm so sorry lasagna ah my bones! -pretty laugh- damn bro stop it your laugh is making me blush oh looks like for some reason now i'm racing adam levine i wonder how this is gonna go you're not worthy! surprise shawty!!!!! i'm going to kill you ):0 hah! dodged yo ass b*tch smack cam bruh look at this dude now i have to redeem myself because i'm edgy now watch lasagna as i convert  you into the rainbow zone look even your eyes are turning gay YO WTF DAMN BOI those are some fruity eyes have i gone brain dead? am i about to die? no need to worry lasagna it's me your average everyday talking skateboard i'm about to save your life  because i got the words fun written on me bitch yo that's wild who knew that the  word fun could save you from death   hey hey hey i'm yo daddy what the f*ck! i got syphilis! dude you did so bad you literally  suck thank you like you're not even good bro you're like actually trash at skateboarding

Channel: arouu

Views: 1,451,909

Keywords: anime, abridged, sk8theinfinity, animedub

Id: BOvPXY6E2Kg

Length: 16min 6sec (966 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 05 2021