Hunter x Hunter voiceover parody part 2

y'all stink so bad anyway for the fourth phase of the coochie exam i want you to all draw a card from this little box who's going first does that clown herpe also freak you out he's so weird no not really i could literally [ __ ] kill him okay everybody you can look at your cards now let me run through this real quick the number on your card represents your target if you take your target's badge then you earn three points if you manage to keep your own badge then you earn three points as well if you take someone else everyone am i clear do you all understand that [ __ ] i said am i clear sir yes sir well in that case everyone get on the damn boat so i don't have to see you anymore hi everyone my name is strawberry shortcake today's real crunch today we're going down to the little island this boat right is about to take two hours maybe a little less i don't really know oh my god why can't the people here just function like human beings they're so weird you're not talking about me are you bailey puns i wasn't talking about you however you are pretty far from normal with your [ __ ] ass looking like jack skellington you take that back um this is awkward hey killboy who did you get if i tell you you'll tell me right yeah sure well in that case let's show our cards on three okay okay one two three [ __ ] oh my god green bane you got herpes i know that kill boy [ __ ] i'm gonna [ __ ] die okay everyone we've arrived at our destination you can get off the boat one by one and go kill some victory now all i gotta do is kill that [ __ ] ass clown herpes oh where the hell is harpy it's been two hours um [ __ ] get the [ __ ] oh wait holy [ __ ] these butterflies are attracted to period blood so maybe they could lead me to herpes [Music] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] he's so scary meanwhile lele pons i'm glad we ran into each other uh yeah me too koopie kaka we can team up you see i have some bad news though i just took someone's badge and you might not like who it is i took typhoon's badge sorry not sorry what i can't believe you would do that boy shut the [ __ ] up man i've been staring at ronald mcdonald for too long his face is getting hella ugly wait who the [ __ ] is that hello illuminati i was wondering where you were he is ugly now herpe have you retrieved your target's badge unfortunately not yet all right then you can take this badge because i've already got my six now excuse me what the hell that's hard that feels better okay herpe i wish you good luck i'm going to take a nap in the ground until the trial is over um i should probably go okay i have to follow him [Music] man what the [ __ ] is wrong with this creature i've been following him all night and the sun is about to rock [ __ ] is my chance okay so herpes about to be here in a minute so i need to distract him so i can take his badge with my fishing pole oh my god he's about to go fight him he's fast [Music] oh green beans oh hell no [ __ ] little boy you are so dumb i was following you the whole entire time man sucks to be you be a good boy and take my badge back bye now you owe me [Music] wait oh i don't know you anything you st you stupid stupid dad stupid shut up [Laughter] meanwhile oh my god i feel like somebody's following me hey yo show yourself [ __ ] boy huh uh you're doing the most so i'm seriously not in the mood for this hey little bro did you get that kid's badge yet oh guys you ruined it i was hiding i didn't get his badge yet man are you [ __ ] done sorry guys i'll get it god yeah you better get it little bro hey little boy hand your badge over my guy the [ __ ] does that mean [ __ ] oh uh thanks for the badge i guess uh how did you do that what the hell like i would tell you anyway this badge is like 198 and i need 199 so who the hell is gonna hand over 199 let's make this easy all right fine i guess we'll do this the hard way [Music] where is he man i'm behind you all right hand over the badge right now or else this [ __ ] gets the [ __ ] uh claw claw 1000 if you know what i mean stop fine i'll give you my badge thanks [ __ ] all contestants listen up it's me strawberry shortcake cookies roll crunch uh the fourth face of the coochie exam is now over make your way back to where we started hey is this all of you oh never mind there's some more hey green bean hi kill boy hey everyone on to the final phase of the coochie exam hmm this is gonna be so fun oh herpe i have a question to satisfy my curiosity what are your opinions over the other applicants first starters i'm quite interested in the jack frost boy ah interesting oh and green bean oh my opinions worthy of applicants i would enjoy killing my psychotic brother friend emily grace in my opinion i think that koopa kaka is mighty fine a wuga wugga am i right green bean is my bestie in the whole wide world oh and i hate that [ __ ] with the purple thing on his head that perv herpe did something in the lele ponds i'm never gonna forgive him for it he should be disqualified and he's think like boo boo trash too behind lele pons green bean is my favorite oh that kid green bean is growing on me however he doesn't beat koopa kaka not a chance oh this is such good information a few moments later hey green bean i never asked but whose badge did you take well the truth is kupikaka i had herpe oh my god are you okay he punched me in the face why are you crying look green bean if you shut the hell up i'll give you a chicken wing okay chicken wing all right everybody this is the last phrase of the gucci exam uh you're gonna do a one-on-one face-off and the first people that are going up are green bean and egg who names your childhoods about the ugliest name that i've [ __ ] why do i have to go first bruh begin yeah i'm really about to beat this bald [ __ ] up there's no way that i'm gonna lose literally oh [ __ ] creepy how that hurt [ __ ] you egg who names her kid egg all i want to do in life is find my dad and if i don't pass this exam i won't find my dad oh my god shut the hell up i guess i'll surrender out of pity but just saying no wonder your dad left your grubby ass because you were too damn annoying what'd he do go get some milk and not come back oh my gosh yeah that's exactly what he did thanks for caring caillou bull don't call me caillou boy you stupid ugly why are you calling me grubby and annoying so i don't wanna what shoes she got what shoes she had on her casket [Music] uh where am i dad father [Applause] whoa where the [ __ ] did you come from why does that matter anyway you passed the coochie exam but your little friend killboy did not oh that's unfortunate [ __ ] what give me a recap or something goddamn oopsie my bad it all started when you got knocked out and then koopa kaka and herpe were about to go in a fight all of a sudden in the middle of the fight kirby whispered something in koopa kaka's ear in about a year or so i want you to meet me at an abandoned merry-go-round just by the way okay i surrender [ __ ] and then after that it was brickhead versus killboy but there's a major plot twist to the story emily hmm why you can't tell [Music] big brother illuminati what the [ __ ] are you doing here oh i'm just checking up on you you know now emily why did you run away from home because i want to take the coochie exam you stupid [ __ ] emily sucks for you because i'm not going to allow you to pass the exam because mother wants you home also i don't want you being friends with that green bean man [ __ ] you green bean is my bestie yeah who do you think you are telling him what to do oh this is no good mother wouldn't want you having this quote-unquote bestie i might just have to go kill green beans actually i think i'll go kill him now he's in this hey you can't you can't do that what a [ __ ] stop right there not letting you kill green beans you're not even allowed to kill him you're right i'm not allowed to kill him during this trial the coochie exam or also be disqualified never mind then i guess i'll just have to kill him after the coochie exam oh boy you better get the [ __ ] out of here i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm not gonna kill him i just want you to go home so you don't have to ever see him again so i'm gonna hallucinate you real quick i surrender illuminati oh goody now we don't have to fight now be a good boy and kill the next person you go up against okay so you can probably see where this is going but killboy killed someone who's basically a useless background character and he got disqualified [Music] oh and then he left i don't think you're ever gonna see him again unless you ask like illuminati or something [Music] hey yo illuminati pick a struggle with your head ass you bit weird and you act like a roach to your brother with your [ __ ] uh head full of great there's lice crawling around in that mug green bean you amuse me so much what the hell do you want from me [Music] man your [ __ ] ass hallucinated kill boy that's no fair he didn't deserve that now no need to be so angry we were just discussing this i would like to make an objection no i did not ask for any objections who do you think you are young girl what did you say i said my name is koopie pico and i'm a boy first of all illuminati hallucinated killboy and that's just unfair koopie pico settle down there's no proof in the discussion moving on have a little bit of a wish development enough no questions i'm sorry basically with the achievement of having a coochie license you're able to travel the whole entire world and do whatever the hell you want and buy whatever you okay cool or whatever can we [ __ ] leave later illuminati there's 104 so where is kill boy anyway do they want to know too huh yeah as a matter of fact we do all right i suppose i'll tell you emily grace went back home you can find him on top of [ __ ] rock mountain okay thanks for telling us but [ __ ] you [ __ ] i don't like you yeah you're basically later lizard man bye that was so many illuminati don't listen to them you're perfect to me in every single way oh thank you herpe i appreciate you that little rat even broke my arm i don't know what to do anymore he really is quite something oh how i wish i could kill him what the [ __ ] did you say you're not going to kill my girl oh my god i'm sorry i didn't mean to say that my bad i'm gonna leave now a few inches later so now green bean koopa kaka and lele pons are heading on over to [ __ ] rock mountain to find killboy what struggles may they run into this time uh-uh that door is abnormally large now we've reached the front door of the popular assassins known as the suckadic family excuse me tourist lady can we go in there no you're not allowed to go in there at all you're gonna have to ask the butler or something because i'm not trying to die so you boys are looking for master emily grace huh uh he actually prefers the name kill boy i don't care anyway you can call up the butler if you really need to okay fine i think i will okay just a warning though the butler is kind of clear really don't care as long as i can see kill boy hey mamacita hello can i speak to cowboy please uh emily grace has no friends or visitors goodbye [ __ ] [Music] little boy what's your name my name is green bean if you really want to come in you're gonna have to go through that giant door good luck with that [ __ ] meanwhile oh it's just you big brother [ __ ] i should have killed you [ __ ] you emily grace emily billy go what are you doing to my dear emily yeah billy go tell mom how much you've been whipping me dirty it's not my fault he left for the gucci exam and tried to stab you mom mommy listen excuse me there is nothing wrong with emily grace trying to stab me now shut the hell up and be a good boy this is so up there this is why your little friend green bean is never going to rescue you shut the [ __ ] up i knew it green bean is here no he isn't emily grace no no [ __ ] you say to me you little [ __ ] my name is kill boy mommy next time you call me emily grace i will rip your liver out okay we did it nope you're not allowed sorry it's the rules you're not allowed to pass this line [ __ ] shut the [ __ ] up holy [ __ ] green bean oops i'm sorry i didn't mean to hurt you my bad oh look green bean she's she's apologizing oh [ __ ] who does she think she is crying for such pathetic people who the hell are you i am emily i mean kill boy's mother and this right here is muppet and just who do you think you are i'm green bean killboy's best friend for your impressions shut the [ __ ] up little boy and what about you two oh the name's lele pons and you say that again emily grace does not wish to see any of you so you can leave the property now goodbye what's that muppet looking at what the [ __ ] what the hell is wrong with this family my [ __ ] get your ass over here man this [ __ ] is far from normal what the hell did i just anyway this [ __ ] dead dead as hell hey yo what shoes she got on [ __ ] you guys hello grandpa what are you doing here can i punish little brother more please cowboy you can leave now what the [ __ ] oh thank you grandpa someone i can respect around the house except for you [ __ ] [ __ ] i'll be on my way bye wait cowboy please don't leave me and muppet love you son no [ __ ] you i'm seeing green bean bye [ __ ] girl where the hell are you taking us wasn't this [ __ ] like dead a second oh my god i'm taking you guys to see killboy now shut up hey mamacitas we just want to congratulate you on being the first ones to enter the suckadic family's quarters without we don't care where's killboy is this the [ __ ] butler you talked to on the phone hey yo what the [ __ ] is going cowboy i got green bean uh and you two uh coopey cooper koopie pico oh with [ __ ] uh lalaloops puns [ __ ] man whatever man anyway let's leave this place i hit it here oh and green bean your face looks like [ __ ] i love [ __ ] so like green bean what do you want to do next i uh i want to give that freak ass herpe back his bag oh my gosh yes let's kill harpy together we probably can't kill him you're just gonna exclude us man whatever sadly they all parted ways what will happen next time on the gucci exam

Channel: arouu

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Keywords: hunterxhunter, hxh, anime

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Length: 17min 31sec (1051 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 02 2020