The Presidents Go to a Haunted Mansion...

this is what I'm talking about 7-Eleven midnight snack runs with the boys there couldn't be a better way to spend a Saturday night I agree with you there Donnie Joe don't you have an entire nation to run don't they need you back at the oval so you can sign legislation at the very least nope Kamala just forges my signature it's all good okay then oh [ __ ] I left my wallet at home George Can you spot me no way Donnie I saw the devastation that you can reek at a buffet no way am I going to spend 100 on your snacks at 7-Eleven Jesus George you can afford all of that expensive ass embarrassing clothes but you can't buy me a damn big bite say what you want about my clothes Donnie but it's how I stay trending on Tick Tock people look up to me for fashion tips I do have to say his outfit does look pretty fashionable Donald I think you look pretty hip too George oh thanks boys whatever I'm heading inside so what are you getting George thinking of a skittles green apple Slurpee gross that stuff is so sour it'll make your tongue bleed well what are you getting then probably nothing ever since Michelle ruined school lunches with that healthy crap I'm also not allowed to eat junk food well what she doesn't know won't hurt her right [ __ ] it I'm getting a Slurpee too Joe get the [ __ ] over here yes hello bidenator reporting for Duty stick this [ __ ] down your pants Joe what the hell Donnie that's stealing just do it Joe that pansy George won't spot me for a simple hot dog so the least you can do for me is help me sneak out just a tiny bit of food Donald you have two king-sized bags of Cheetos an Arizona Iced Tea three Crunch bars and three packets of beef jerky that is not what is Quantified as a tiny bit of food Joseph I am literally about to starve foreign YouTube didn't get any food thanks to George and Joe no I did not get any food Barack I'm not stealing the entire store's inventory just because you forgot your wallet Donnie looks like you could go for a bite of this big bite Donald see what I did there you gotta be kidding me what the [ __ ] is this Joker doing here Donald you fool don't you know I always come to 7-Eleven at 3am for my daily consumption of four big bites no why the hell would I know that and Jesus you eat four of those what a fat ass am I right gentlemen ah [ __ ] I'm too full to finish this into the dumpster no wait Kobe rest in peace to my main man why the [ __ ] did you do that Kim I was starving ah apologies Donald we North Koreans always have such an abundance of food so much so in fact that I don't even know the meaning to that word anyways what are you boys up to none of your damn business also why the hell are you still wearing that cosplay from Anime Expo because [ __ ] love Itachi Donald that is true he's got a point as a tick tock influencer where I can confirm I see many girls simping for Itachi gentlemen I have the perfect idea of what we can do have you heard of the Johnson Mansion never heard of it supposedly it is haunted it's also just right down the street we should check it out oh hell yeah I'm down ghost no way calm down Joe there's no such thing as ghosts well I guess there's only one way to find out Donald unless you are chicken of course mmm chicken God I really could go for some Popeyes but [ __ ] it you're on just to prove to you that I ain't scared of no damn Casper oh guys please don't tell me we're actually doing this don't worry Joe I'm sure there's nothing to worry about yeah Kim's probably just talking out of his ass again and we're about to prove him wrong just give me a sec to find that hot dog he threw in the dumpster Donald that is disgusting [Music] is anyone currently living in that house up there Kim there isn't supposed to be oh [ __ ] why are some of the lights on then okay that is a bit peculiar oh come on you bunch of babies it's probably just some power cycling issue while we were walking over here I took the time to Google this place and apparently the house hasn't been able to sell for 20 years now oh my God I'm going to die quiet Joe maybe the real estate Charming unlike Yours Truly ridiculous Taos is in excellent condition in North Korea people would kill for a house like this I'm sure they would Kim guys please you can't seriously be thinking of going in there of course I'm heading in Joey there might be powerful weapons of mass destruction in there that I could use against you fat round eyes did someone say weapons of mass destruction I'm in holy [ __ ] what the hell are we doing here guys oh [ __ ] no one else feel that wind blow past them apologies Joey that was the Big Bite [ __ ] it I'm calling the Secret Service calm down Joe holy hell we've been inside for two minutes look even if it isn't haunted I agree with Joe this place doesn't exactly look safe what the hell is going to happen is the roof gonna collapse on us maybe if you were on the second floor Donald yeah it could oh [ __ ] you contemplate going on an exercise plan Donald it's unhealthy to be in the state that you're in plus you're just contributing to The Fat American stereotype it's selfish really okay so according to Google reviews on this place it is definitely haunted some people hear noises in the upstairs bedroom well then that's where we're headed come on Joe oh [ __ ] can we please just get out of here George and I will stay down here and check out the first floor see what we see careful Barack I might decide to do a few jumping jacks just to collapse the roof under your head ah good point I'll go with you two I don't want Donald's fat ass to send me to an early grave why the [ __ ] did I agree to come here Joe there are no ghosts here and to prove it we are literally going to the most haunted spot in the house just so you can see that there isn't anything weird going on here you know we North Koreans have a very effective way of dealing with hauntings you guys have haunted places in North Korea oh most definitely my house was haunted once but not anymore oh wow how did you manage that well I just started masturbating furiously no haunting ever lasts long when Kim Jong whips out his King Kong am I right Donald don't bring me into your weird stories this is just going to be like Afghanistan again I get false reports of ghosts then when we invade foreign soil there's nothing to be found anyways how do you think Joe's doing up there ah Joe gets scared of anything the man gets frightened of his own reflection when he gets up to pee at four in the morning weird what is it it's parchment it talks about some sort of myth about a skin walker inhabiting these lands before the Mansion was built call Donnie and tell them that they probably also found something to add on to that by now listen I'm just saying when you're all oiled up that's when the Paranormal Activity stops thank God I'm getting a call from George anything to stop this weird-ass conversation Jesus is that actually how he looks shirtless no you idiot it's Photoshop I never knew Georgie was so ripped oh my God George you're on speaker what do you have for us gentlemen turns out the land that this house was built on was home to a skinwalker beforehand and disrobing immediately [Music] what the hell are they yelling about I have no idea keep your clothes on or I'm pressing the red button on my desk and sending every single Warhead that America has in its Arsenal straight at North Korea Donna you're not the president anymore if this is what he needs to do in order to purify this house then let him do it absolutely not I will be fast Donald oh my God [Music] well did they have anything useful to add didn't sound like it uh well I think that definitely did the trick I feel much better now I will be forever scarred for the rest of my days on this planet I don't know I feel like an aura has kind of been lifted holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] was that Donald hold my hand stay the hell away from me Kim it came from the bedroom up here hold on I'll check it out oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] damn well I guess my whole cleansing ritual didn't work hello anyone here perhaps an ancient relative of sleepy Joes God Donnie what are you saying there's no such thing as ghosts you're just talking to yourself wait what is that oh oh [ __ ] hold on Donald North Korea is coming in to save the day once more oh [ __ ] [ __ ] I hate this well what's wrong I don't know he's just not moving Donald hey Donald are you okay buddy God I hate this I hate this even I'm getting creeped out Donnie it's your best friend Joe [ __ ] what do we do oh [ __ ] should I try the cleansing ritual again holy [ __ ] was that Joe screaming yeah I think so we should definitely check on them think Joe's okay he should be fine if there are ghosts here all that he has to do is outrun either Donnie or Kim and he'll be all right the two of them running at the same time could trigger the San Andreas fault line the two of them running at the same time would only happen if they heard the sound of an ice cream truck you're a bastard Donnie why would you do that because it was fun honey Joe lighten up buddy you scared me holy [ __ ] it's a good thing I'm at Peak Fitness otherwise you would have just given me a heart attack really Kim you are Peak Fitness Donald you buffoon when I'm around women they become weak weak from my physique good Lord who the [ __ ] invited Dr Seuss hey what the hell's going on here Donald just pranked us and almost gave me a damned heart attack ah you guys are fine most importantly however is that like always I was correct both utterly and unequivocally there were no ghosts never have been all right then so I guess all of the hype about this place was nothing more than folklore and myth just like Afghanistan all over again one thing I do find weird though yeah what's that Joseph before you went into that room we heard a laugh that definitely wasn't my imagination it probably was just you feeling faint from low blood sugar Joe either that or a symptom of Adderall with remember that too there definitely was something that made that sound come to think of it you heard it as well Donald in fact that very noise was the reason why you decided to investigate that room there you boys are Donald what the where the hell have you been I got lost after going into the bedroom and haven't seen any of you bum since wait who the hell is that [Music] office after this again shut up and run Joe quickly my friends all we have to do is outrun Donald he is the fattest one here shut the hell up Kim thank you [Music] through life

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Id: qcb3lTq0IvI

Length: 10min 38sec (638 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 26 2023