The Office Moments Right Before Disaster - The Office US

I am going to count down from five five four I'm not kidding three two two one okay all right here we go hey look what I found in the back I'm gonna play teach you to throw I know how to throw a football of course you do yeah Pam step me up Protege Ryan is a corporate good stuff um Andy and Dwight are rocking the sales team I feel very blessed Dwight no gun okay don't make us call Joe okay all right fine everyone calm down someone get me a banana sorry I freaked you guys out self-defense isn't that some fun boxing match okay this is about escaping with your life so strike scream and run thank you in fact it's pretty freaking unfunny no cheese whiz no hollandaise no chocolate sauce just eat it come on here comes the airplane there you go open open let's do it drop that sucker everybody is going to get to know each other in the past I'm serious it's kind of too bad we're not coming into work tomorrow why I bet Michael had some elaborate theme party planned like scrambled eggs Saturday I'm like hey everyone let's get your boss laid Saturday for an investment opportunity man I would love to burn your candles you burn it you buy it oh but I'll be your first customer you're hardly by first [Music] so take a right no no no no no no look it means go up to the right Bear right over the bridge and hook up with 307. make a right maybe it's a shortcut Dwight it say go to the right it can't mean that there's a link it knows where it is going the machine hold on Michael I am coming right there Michael why don't you call your girlfriend I don't have a girlfriend but you said you went out with this weekend for an organ donor card if you has one we only have minutes to harvest he has no wallet I checked he is an organ donor he is yeah give me some ice in a styrofoam bucket here we go what's wrong with my elephant you might consider pulling it down a touch ing up a little high a bunch of fruits you know Oscar's allowed to wear sandals magic time [Music] why is Phyllis so aroused she's listening to 50 Shades of Gray well there you go that's my weekend okay you are useless I'll take care of this employees of Dunder Mifflin this has been a test of our emergency preparedness there is no fire it was only a simulation what fire not real this was merely a training exercise so what have we learned uh truck two refrigerators to dumpster 360 spin onto the palace backflip Gainer into the trash Hardcore Parkour [Music] [Laughter] okay so this is what's gonna happen you're gonna suck it up there we go and we're gonna go to dinner okay and then we're gonna go to the movie sounds good hey helper hey right right remember your exit coins exit points people what's next stay alive I'm getting help pull me up you're too heavy I only weigh 82 pounds okay everybody let's suck in our guts 2184 pounds for Grants oh you all gained five pounds back damn it come on my attention that at any physical match with you I would surely be bested true the soft underbelly of my refined upbringing is my soft underbelly there's Andy he's in his car you guys what is he doing why isn't white turning around the Prius is silent if he keeps it under five miles per hour he deserves the win oh my God what's happening and he's running over Dwight with his car what hey do I hey hey under this tree I think I struck the motherload those are nature's best mushrooms wild and I have to say these little buggers are damn tasty as well you know the paints are water-based it's going to come off with a hose but I think the lesson my truck you had no right you know you had no rights it's a 40 000 truck so you started it so so someone needs to shut you off hey so this is what every day would be like if you hadn't left India oh thank you hands nothing else in the universe can do what you do oh don't worry about it Dwight it's okay you were wrong wait what Stanley one way or another you are going to come with me to make this sale pass can you just let me out of here before whatever comes next don't worry it's just a bull tranquilizer nothing to be alarmed about it's just a man pointing a bolt tranquilizer at a co-worker Dwight you do not learn do you four threat to be credible you you've reached the voicemail of Dwight Kurt Schrute please leave [Music] oh he hit the pole it's broken I can't oh my gosh oh Dwight Dwight oh Jim hey hey Toby there's this female uh a sonographer at the courthouse no well that's exactly like him that's incredible yeah you know it's on campus you know it's crazy I can't reconnect with you right now hold on one second [Music] president you are black sadly I want to give her mouth to mouth no no don't give a mouth to mouth for this he's gonna swallow this time Michael are you serious um I can't believe this I mean I've never even stolen as much as a paper clip and now you're firing me but the best thing about it is that uh we're not going to have to give you any severance pay because that is gross misconduct and uh did I just clean out your desk I'm sorry groin punch hit block elbow to the gut uh oh up to the nose no you're not ah oh oh my God is making you look like such a fool he really is but not for long you two are so evenly mashed I don't know how one of you is going to get the upper hand the important thing to remember Jim we always have what is called the element of surprise him [Music]

Channel: The Office

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Length: 10min 2sec (602 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 07 2023