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ooh me a favor okay sure try not to make a scene a necklace not you you're in a minute you think you think maybe if you let me prep you for that you had a brand I'm already done I will beat the shit out of you I don't care how many protein bars you ate hey hey hey you're reported yeah him back did you know did you know general right he's unlock it you're fine thank you can I talk to you a second did you heard anything everything I think but Jim you have a hold button ho please Jim getting you were like Batman I am actually I felt like the Cape was a little campy but I still have the car and the utility belt right yeah I shouldn't say things well enough this shit about being disengaged guys great job tonight these things are done by teams and I've got the best team in television I'm gonna make sure each and every one of you knows how important you are to me this isn't our control room no don't screw it the PhD is cool with illegal immigrants as long as they're checked for diseases like smallpox and gayness not sure I gave well the best form of the argument didn't we cure yes wait wait everybody watch this there's nothing to watch she has to subtract with her fingers I don't have to we were 17 seconds heavy on Bernanke which means we had to squeeze bill kristol down to what 2:13 and we'll took tap-dancing lessons when he was 11 Oh Mackenzie thought this old house was working on the same house everywhere everyone in the conference room and that was reasonable it took six months to build the city of Dubai youth they were renovating the same mid century colonial for 15 years that's good many kitchens you think that house had that'll do let's get serious I'll begin by saying that will cries when he watches the movie no I don't cries like an onion onions make you cry they don't themselves experience emotional way you experience emotion when you watch Rudy one Scene one moment once a while the jersey thing yes everybody crowds at the Jersey say Jim a round Tahrir Square can't be quiet this is a story we're getting I'm an American Dennis that's the Walker press conference and the teachers in appleton unrendered yeah over anything on the way oh are you kidding Mary okay where's James Harper that's Lisa oh my god my god it's Valentine's Day I forgot to meet her what are you doing party does this seem like a good plan No get up please don't make me get up ah he is Roberta done Rhys get the fuck out here Don he's not in Oh God huh oh it's a strong door ah so do you know where he can be reached so what do you say you're my first and only choice what about Jerome he's in Bermuda Cathy it's her parents 50th anniversary Taylor bronchitis so yes you were my fourth and only choice I can't host a lien when the own dojo show you say it in English chime our Stein they're good you guys something little tongue does she let that put me down Benny had this intermediate at level four then adjusted to level five how confident are you that that'll be the highest level we see at least we're back to English on against indeed a bit oppressors Jagger the handles I do a Mozart Ettore Mulsanne at this point we see no reason that level would need future escalation well that's simply not what mr. Tanaka told me on the phone earlier today no no when I spoke with him earlier he said there's enough evidence to raise a level two seven go back to Germany now he's not safe so I oh my god so there it is the Fukushima nuclear power plant is saying that the level 4 radiation leak that was raised to level 5 has a chance of being raised to level 7 which is the difference between life and gruesome death we'll be back after this with Sarah Bernhardt Sandra Bernhardt you any all what the hell does it matter okay sup okay I know we were ass get you ground ethically and linguistically but why are you gonna say save it for another ten seconds what happens in ten seconds - hang on for another five seconds to know that we've all been there at one point or another what happens in five holy fuck were you thinking about I have to fix this now help me I need wisdom I have wisdom Kenzi I love you but a Japanese man's honor is at stake and sometimes your wisdom leads - oh no I get it yeah no problem he said they're pretty strong so you should just break off a quarter and eat that this guy says that strong restaurant I ate too okay well enjoy yourself and we'll see you in 12 to 14 hours it's fine hey I have incredibly high tolerance that's why I can't feel the vicodin you took vicodin and then ate two cookies mm-hmm he's fine you're fine just stay away from anything dangerous electricity you know outside I'm fine I don't feel it at all you will will see my body has a physical tolerance of 10 men doctors have called me a medical marvel yeah I just lie down bun right here you've been yammering about your love life for two while putting Lyle so bizarre I'm a financial news reporter and he's secretary the treasury turned around and said when's he gonna shut up about Maggie that was really embarrassing for me and it came right after I accidentally set him on fire uh Elliot let's try boy that Genghis Khan had some pretty good ideas you see what happened popular political views I can do that being dressed in an inappropriate revealing manner take off your clothes you take off your clothes I guess I'm stuck with the tiebreaker Lester I'm gonna lose my shit on you I'm gonna run oh you know I can run fast you can't get out of the car without me I'll see you thinking about it do not do it what are you putting on your pocketbook motherfucker get back here you are not safe out here McAvoy get back god dammit sir there a problem what about outside the box way way outside the box alright here I go what a study published in the Astrophysical Journal estimates there are 10 trillion planetary systems in the known universe which one are you from she said outside the box then she added way way outside the box besides the near certainty that intelligent life exists outside this right there are you suggesting that we've made contact with beings from another planet is that your suggestion you said why else come back in the books was the last time you did hmm look at your blackberry press the buttons through okay not tonight but in days to come you'll look back and think that this moment was funny it's from 20 minutes ago yeah let's just say OBL reportable knock him dead just like we did was it from Joe Biden are you kidding me something along the lines of she screwed away to the top and she's got a big ass honey you would have to listen to me Sam Pat do I okay I can do it you cannot if you want you can say that I made to the final round of the K through six regionals and these Scripps Howard Spelling Bee that's not bad ah a lot of guys like women with dictaphone do they really it never mind you seem like you're in pain yes he said in pain not up pain oh never mind me did anybody think we can't do this this is a blessing in disguise I say the power going out is the best thing that ever happened to us I say the power going out is what is gonna say freaking riot you know that why did you hey I've been waiting two days thank you I just appreciate your patience no I'm gonna white sauce remarks yeah I was just checking this I'll fix it yeah then asking get that back in there since I've been dating Lisa ow ow you want to end up like manhandle wasting time and now he's tried to be dead not practically dead jello you've got to do something before he asks her oh why not it doesn't seem like a very nice thing to do to Don or Maggie or Lisa so you're willing to end up like the two of us a strong beautiful vital woman and a hollowed-out shell of a man you know I'm awake now that's a dead person speaking basically and I'm gonna have to spend the next God knows how many hours in mourning please go back to work teddy is there something different about these pens different from what every time I wear that suit I mean every time I put both my legs into one side of the pants one side of the pants I stand up I put one leg into one side and then I take my other leg and I'm certainly aiming for the other side of the pants but I get stuck and I'm asking if there's something not so much wrong but different about those pants you can't put your pants on and you think there's something wrong with the pants all right get out absolutely sure about that you know what I like about well he's not absolutely sure about anything he struggles with things he's never certain he's right and sometimes he's not but he tries hard to be he struggles with things well you're right oh good somebody help will put his pants on Oh
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Channel: darkflamefox
Views: 940,480
Rating: 4.8093305 out of 5
Keywords: newsroom, the, funny, Humour (Literary Genre), hbo
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Length: 10min 58sec (658 seconds)
Published: Fri Sep 07 2012
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