The Negotiator - SNL

>>> GET BACK! I TOLD YOU ALL TO GET BACK! >> LET HER THROUGH, SHE'S THE NEGOTIATOR. >> THANKS. WHAT'S THE SITUATION? >> GOT A GUY UP ON THE ROOF, ARMED, ONE HOSTAGE. THIS COULD GO SOUTH AT ANY SECOND. >> LET'S GET STARTED. OH. BY THE WAY, I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND BUT I ATE ALL THOSE GUMMY BEARS YOU HAD IN YOUR CAR. >> WAIT. WHAT GUMMY BEARS? >> THOSE NEON COLORED GUMMY BEARS, THE ONES THAT KIND OF SMELL BAD, THE STICKY ONES, THE ONES YOU HAD HID IN THE BAG THAT SAID "EVIDENCE." >> OH, GOSH. >> ALL RIGHT, RYAN. THIS IS DETECTIVE WILLIAMS. >> JUST GIVE ME WHAT I WANT OR THIS GUY GOES SPLAT! >> ALL RIGHT, RYAN, I NEED YOU TO CALM DOWN, OKAY? HERE IS WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO. WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO IS -- -- OH. >> WILLIAMS? YOU OKAY? >> OH -- ♪ I'M A WEED GUMMY YES I'M A WEED GUMMY ♪ ♪ I'MA I'MA I'MA I'M A WEED GUMMY YES I'M A WEED GUMMY ♪ >> WILLIAMS? TRY NOT TO MOVE. >> UH-HUH? ♪ YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE EATEN ME ♪ ♪ YES I'M A WEED GUMMY I'MA I'MA I'MA ♪ ♪ I'M GOING TO TELL YOUR FAMILY ♪ ♪ I'M A WEED GUMMY AND YOU'LL BE HIGH FOREVER ♪ >> ARE YOU OKAY? >> THINK I DIED. PRETTY SURE I DIED. I'M DEFINITELY DEAD. IT'S ALL GOOD. HEY, DON'T FREAK OUT. BUT NOW THERE'S TWO OF THEM. >> TWO OF WHAT? ♪ WE ARE WEED GUMMYS YES WE ARE WEED GUMMYS ♪ ♪ I'MA I'MA I'MA THERE'S A RACE OF ♪ ♪ VOLCANO PEOPLE THEY'RE UNDERGROUND ♪ ♪ AND CONSIST OF LAVA ♪ ♪ WE NEED TO FIND THEM THEY HAVE THE ANSWERS ♪ ♪ NOW SAY HELLO TO MARGE SIMPSON ♪ >> MARGE SIMPSON, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE UP THERE. >> OH HOMIE, I'M NOT MARGE, I'M THE DEVIL AND YOU'RE MY GREATEST CREATION. >> GRACIAS. BUENOS DIAS! >> WHAT'S GOING ON? >> DO YOU GUYS WANT TO TAKE LIKE A 10-MINUTE BREAK? >> WILLIAMS. ARE YOU OKAY? >> YEAH. ARE YOU OKAY? YEAH. A SERIOUS QUESTION, THOUGH. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE SUN? ♪ NOTHING'S WRONG WITH THE SUN HE JUST GOT OLDER ♪ ♪ JUST HAD A PUPPY'S BABY IT'S ALL GROWN UP NOW ♪ ♪ LOOK INTO HIS DEAD DOG EYES ♪ >> WHOA! ♪ MY MORTAL ENEMY IS THE MOON ♪ >> THIS IS ALL KIND OF STARTING TO FREAK ME OUT. SO YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU GUYS WIN. JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE. >> OH MY GOD, WILLIAMS, YOU DID IT. WILLIAMS? ♪ I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU FIXED IT ♪ ♪ YES WE ARE WEED GUMMYS I'MA I'MA I'MA ♪ ♪ YOU'RE GOING TO GET A PROMOTION ♪ ♪ EVERYTHING IS BETTER NOW WE ARE GOING TO ♪ >> WHAT IS SHE DOING? >> I HAVE NO IDEA. ♪ I'MA I'MA I'MA ♪♪♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 2,285,698

Rating: 4.9009533 out of 5

Keywords: snl, saturday night live, season 46, snl 46, snl host, regina king, regina king snl, hostage negotiation, hostage negotiation snl, hostage negotiation saturday night live, aidy bryant, pete Davidson, mikey day, kyle mooney, melissa villaseñor, bowen yang, beck bennett, new York, police, police tape, crime scene, evidence, gummy bear, weed gummy, weed, gummy bear song, volcano people, marge simpson, devil, talking sun, Shakespeare, s46, s46e12, episode 12, live, new york

Id: c5dQpHfbbrk

Length: 3min 50sec (230 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 14 2021

Reddit Comments

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