The Most Ridiculous Student Stories! 🤣

[Music] hi guys welcome to teachers off duty if you've never joined us before my name is rebecca rogers i am r rogers world on all of my social media accounts i am tell williams or mr rome's pre-k on all social media accounts i forgot camera and then i double checked it sorry guys his name is mr williams sprec sprite my name is bree richardson honest teacher vibes across all social media platforms and i'm lauren woolley mrs william fifth i feel like we say all social media platforms like but in a general sense we are all on all social media platforms i feel like we're repeating it for the first instagram youtube all of the things follow me on youtube because it sucks listen as we speak i literally need like 37 more until i get three hundred thousand subscribers so like yay that is so exciting i know that this isn't live but like that's what i'm pretending it is and then by the end i'm gonna check again like a telethon i'm gonna check what is it what is it what is that when yeah on the phone like npr does like a telethon everything but we're doing it for fun does anybody ever actually answer the phone when no it's like the extended car warranty people who is doing this who is getting their car warranty extended the teacher off duty telethon telethon oh my god but for followers not money [Music] i want money what do you mean it's money you'll get that from the platforms no they don't need it from the people we're gonna table this uh telethon idea we'll circle that circle back next meeting this discussion i wish i had a dollar for every time we've said that this weekend i just wanted to say thank you for being such a great leader i'm so glad we have such great leadership on our team what are you talking about just because we said circle back that's like a business thing that's right yeah and we're just so thankful for the tell us your show mimosas this morning circle back to those i was the most is in the morning we know that one of your favorite things that we always bring to the table as we're bringing it back into the table is stories and we know you guys really wanted more silly student stories and so we thought we would do an entire episode just talking about these kids making our hair great do we have some stores i will go first okay because i was genuinely disturbed by this okay so y'all know how like you your kids are working on stuff and like middle school kids they just randomly blurt out stuff absolutely y'all's kids do that high school yeah school 100 percent okay just i'll keep they say yes they just blurt out the weirdest thing they're into making noises apparently it's animals is there a cow in here yeah i shouldn't ask that because they're like maybe you're in trouble so i i was the kids were working on their bell work i was trying to put attendance in or whatever and this kid goes buzzwords like they call your name i'm like why y'all calling my name like oh y'all some money like you like it stresses me out when y'all why you gotta scream my name just say miss richardson but they don't know how to do that so he like miss richardson i'm like bro what he like ain't it true that if you play with a dead person's ashes they'll come back they'll come back to haunt you boy you're supposed to be doing your bell work number one number two the only reason you would ask that question is because you've been playing with somebody's ashes i said free i first of all i don't know second of all i've not sat and thought about the ramifications behind playing with somebody's ashes like who is that i'm in my mind i'm like okay first of all who's ashes right second of all like when you played with them did you scoop it like with a measuring cup or you sprinkled it a little bit like where who where the ashes are they probably got out like their sand castle building kit and like packing it in little things ma'am y'all playing with mamaw mama's ashes are on the floor but she gets to live for one more day yeah mama's living in a castle now yeah sure that was the start i was like why would he just randomly be thinking about it and single to his fingers to see if they were dusty his paper's covered in dust your fingertips are gray what's going on here don't worry about it but those young kids talk all the time about like oh my friend or my imaginary friend they're like you know you've had a lot of stories when like kids have thought they've seen a ghost or something like that so if a kid asked me that like you had a lot of stories you did no i didn't you did you you had another story about like oh my aunt kept me up all night like oh yeah you tell her not to be like to be quiet no she's dead get out go to the counselor right now you have so many stories about being haunted that gives me anxiety like that's the one thing yeah that if you don't know this story again i know y'all get tired of me saying this but literally people send me their stories from all over the country so this lady was like what she was talking one of her kindergartners and the girl was like i'm just so sleepy and the teacher was like did you not get any sleep last night and she was like no because my aunt was in the kitchen like washing dishes and banging pots and pans around and she was like well couldn't could you not go to the kitchen and like ask your aunt to be quiet i can't she's dead what what and then another kid said and the third matter of fact took oh no no they're very and another kid was like sometimes like kindergartners they just walk them and say stuff like random stuff so she walked up to her teacher and was like sometimes i feel the spirits of my dead family members around me girls have a counselor see i have i don't want that bad yeah i don't need my favorites i had a child come to me one time and it's like mr mr wilbum's and i said because they never can say the doubles i don't know why mr williams i said yeah and he was like sometimes it's just like we would have to think about the voices and i was like oh no oh my god i don't think right now so i had i wasn't necessarily a funny story it's more like a creepy story you know i had a i also have teachers send me from all over the world that they experience and this one teacher you know um said that she got an email that a student's family member had passed away and that they were going to be out going to the funeral and things like that and so when the student came back she made sure to check in with her how are you doing just one checking you oh i've had the best week i've been spending so much quality time with my grandmother who she knew the grandmother was the one that passed away we've been having slumber parties and sleepovers and she we've been hanging out and it's just been it's been really nice to spend that time with her funeral it's not a sleepover my face this whole episode so far has been no like she she like like i don't know if she was dreaming about her but all these kids have all these stories about like seeing ghosts and stuff that scares me that's scary i think you dream about your loved ones fact when my dad passed away i dreamed about my dad all the time and it made it fit it made it feel like my dad would like we were hanging out so she might have dreamed about her yeah always talks about this one thing that happened to her and that's why it really freaks me out like yeah so my mom when my great-grandmother passed away in the middle of the night my mom and like this was at a completely different state you know my mom's family's in louisiana we were in north carolina and the night that my great-grandmother passed away my mom woke up in the middle of the night and just felt like not like it's getting that creepy but not in a creepy way just felt like someone was there right right and she has no idea why but she like called out her name like like mariah like yeah what and like it was just a weird sensation she just rolled over and back to sleep and found out the next morning that she had passed away at the time that my mom woke up right and so these these like like maybe she was dreaming about her maybe yeah so what i've learned is um children are possessed right they shouldn't act like they were gonna we're gonna leave uh ghost talk for a moment it's a student story but it's actually a student story about my siblings so my sister natasha when she was uh in kindergarten no yeah kindergarten or first grade she got to put on uh the play little red riding hood younger sister's mind then so i'm the middle child so my younger sister of mine she was like oh you can see presidential people every single day so kimberly the my younger sister had an assignment and she was like okay so we had they had to invite someone to school lunch and they had a great little letter and draw a picture of them right she comes into to it was the school lunch day some people like said like the mayor or like my mom or something so like some people actually showed up that the kids requested kim comes home and she's hysterical bawling her eyes out i mean beside herself and my mom goes what happened she goes well my guest didn't show up mom's like who did you ask she goes the president and she was like why why she goes because barbara bush came mom's like you asked bill clinton and kim's like no abraham lincoln and we had to explain to her oh baby he's he's dead like he's like just dead he's like dead like it's not a recent thing but she had it soon because like barbara bush and like all these like then yeah no of course like he was a president she was a first yeah yeah no that's not how i worked babes devastated speaking of presidency okay so you all know wait what wait is this the way when it was so this was like a week before president's day so it was a thursday and one of the kids didn't raise their hand because they just blurted out stuff he's like mr we out of school tomorrow and i was like why would you be out of school tomorrow and a girl they're so mean to each other a girl goes no stupid not talking to me she's talking to the boy she was like no stupid we out of school on monday for president's day another boy gonna say are we out of school because we got a new president so when he said that another kid was like good cause i'm tired of donald trump i was like donald trump isn't even the president i was like what are y'all even talking about i was like biting as the president one of the kids not saying oh man i thought biden was still out here fighting for his spot i was like i got be quiet and be quiet at least the conversation just kept going downhill no what are y'all even talking about man that reminded me of a conversation that literally was held about like a teacher that i worked with they were like oh like did you know that miss smith was from canada and um i was like miss miss not from canada like she i think they said like what michigan maybe it was something somewhere up north that's like really close to i don't i don't remember which one but i was like she's not from there she's from like michigan and they're like yeah oh detroit sorry i was like she's from detroit they're like yeah detroit canada and i was like detroit's not what and then i didn't even have time to react another kid was like detroit's not in canada it's the smallest state in america oh my god oh yeah be quiet another kid was like that's not detroit that's delaware and another kid said there's no such thing as delaware i'm not that stupid and i just said you know what you all hey oh yeah can i just point out we're done these are the people that are gonna be taking care of us yeah i'm scared someday i'm moving to vanessa i said you know what no i'm not i could not be me i'm just injured sometimes i'm like do y'all even hear yourselves when y'all talk now i can relate to that one because i didn't do good in geography just wait another kit miss rogers i'm looking at this u.s map and i'm like really concerned that you don't have all the states on here what do you mean um you don't have north korea on here no boy what where's north korea boy what where what where's where is supposed to be like you know somewhere near like the north and south dakotas that's where north and south korea go you know where all the north and south states go i'm like we're in north carolina oh my god what i believe the children are here next you're going to tell me vietnam is an estate they just it's like just gone ahead because you just kept on designing it i even had another teacher send me a very similar story and i was like that's how i know i need to make a story about like a tick tock about it because it's happening to many teachers i don't think kids like i i'm like do y'all hear y'all say this when y'all say so like no y'all just be talking like 90 miles a minute they really don't see i have one and this is this is my story so i have one that like he he will say strange things he's a he is an a very intelligent kid yeah yeah very smart like anything academic he's golden he's just very creative yeah and and very very like i love them creative types yeah he's out there so like every now and then he'll say some weird stuff in my class and i'll just be like dude what like what are you doing all right anyway moving on and then like how fast all right anyway so um but at the end of the day um i have all of the after school program kids for like 10 minutes before they go upstairs to the program and he so happens to be like the stepson of another teacher in the building so he goes to her room and hangs out until they leave well he started coming down to my room to like hang out with the kids but instead of like you know just coming in hanging out being you know normal he's got to do some weird pranks to me every time oh my gosh so like the one day he would he like the door was shut and he like poked his little head in the window and just stared at me through the window and then he opened the door got on all fours and crawls into my classroom wait did you notice that he was doing this he was trying to not be noticed but like oh my obvious i think they're so sneaky yeah he's crawling across the classroom and if you've seen my classroom and my tic tocs i have like a futon that's like folded up as a couch he'll be sleep on that there's a planning period yeah he's like slinking under the couch and like lays there like i didn't see him how old is he like what grade fifth grade that's so funny so he's like snaking around the closet one day then another day he showed up with a pair of an extra pair of jeans on his head and he was walking around with this pair of jeans on his head just like parading around did he have pants on yeah you pants on you just had an extra pair i'm just double checking because it's like winnie have you have any of your students had those little plastic babies yes oh my god that was like a trend for a long time i don't understand where did y'all even get these from amazon but he literally has uh he has a tackle box full of those little babies he has little little black ones who's authorizing these blue ones like he has we have the difference and yo-yos and now they have mini babies and shopkins he will come in with literally a pocketful he'll have his jacket on just a pocket full of babies and he'll put them all around my room i will walk around my classroom and all of a sudden on the court of my eye i see a blue baby sitting on my coffee and then blue yeah there are different colors there's a blue one a yellow one a like a bears but babies yeah pretty much in the year 2020 the year of our lord we have people just playing babies around classrooms like there were like some some natural skin color ones and then there are just some weird random colored babies and so like there's just literal plastic babies everywhere and like it's now become like when i find one pick them up yeah when i find one i take it i put it on like my little shelf on my desk and he's like excited about it so now it's just become like a search and find for mrs wooley to find these dang babies all over my classroom oh this is where's waldo and danny it's the where's the baby where's baby it's an interactive where it's called out freaking choose your own adventure every time harder to find him no i don't know you made me think of a story that my friend this happened to one of my teacher besties um when he was a substitute teacher so like before he was actually a classroom teacher he was subbing and in the office before he even got to the classroom the administrative staff was like just wanted to let you know this is the worst seventh grade class our school has ever seen every year every year i hate when people say that yeah everybody stop that but they might not like but here's the thing and you know first up it might be different but like i hate when people come up and they say like well you got the worst class might be ratchet but i'm the patron saint of ratchet kids yeah leave them all right i mean assuming these are like high school ages no these are middle schoolers uh i mean but like i will never teach middle school i cannot i can't mm-hmm middle school is a different beast it really is i'm on the border of middle school like teaching fifth grade like when i was in fifth grade fifth grade was considered middle school and now it's intermediate whatever so yeah it's like it's pretty much the border like you're on that that line where kids are starting to get into like middle school behaviors but like they're still children and they want it like they act like babies sometimes so like i like that grade level but do not put me in six seven eight because i will i will die elementary especially the young one maybe middle school it's like kids will tell you their parents entire business and i have no idea the amount of kids i've had like oh mr woman's uh my dad uh he's sleeping on the couch right now because uh mom found him widen his bicycle with aunt with aunt julie my favorite my favorite one though is i had a student and he comes in very concerned and he's like mr wilbur you got feva he said no that's so weird and then he was like you feeling okay yeah i feel fine so then i'm like i guess i look like a crap today and then uh he was like um so well you got you got a baby i said i don't have a baby you got kids i said i no don't don't have kids okay well my my dad said that you uh you you that you that you're a sick father and it was like trying to say this like what are you what is your dad saying goes uh my daddy and my uncle tom were looking at your pictures on instagram and he said that you were hot daddy and i was like and he said sounds like don't nope nope nope nope nope nope um so that was the most uncomfortable conversation because that man is married to a woman and he was asking you a lot of questions i'm trying to figure it out and he was just kidding and he's just like i remember him like looking up at me just look so concerned like mr woman's uh people i was like no like what is what is this and it was just i know it's like does he did is there a rumor going i have like covet or something like at my street it was by far i was just like oh i can never tell their their their parents they just say stuff oh they just listen i think i think they're just like listen to see i'm gonna i'm gonna one of my kids one day was like mr i think my i think my dad and his fiance got trust issues i was like let's pause my english lesson to talk about this just talk about i was like why why do you say that she said because they got both of them got like 360 on their phone and who'd be having life360 on their phone unless they got trust issues for me what is life360 it like lets parents track their kids it let like it not just parents but like whoever has it on their phone like my twin or her husband yeah my twin and her husband have it what's the difference between life 360 and find friends oh i don't know what fine friends is it's an iphone anyone that has an iphone has maybe 360s for if you don't have an iphone it just tells you they're located i mean it's just an app that tells their location okay but she was like really adamant about it i was like okay so moving on it's really for you she really needed to talk about that i will always put down the book and i will always all ears if you're going to spill me some some parent tea that you that you heard the other day in high school it's a little different like they'll still they'll still throw their parent under the bus absolutely all the time but they were intentional right yeah it's intentional but they will more so throw each other under the bus you'll never guess what susie did i don't think so i don't want to know like they'll tell me like kids that i thought were the most saintly and innocent and blah blah blah and i find out they have an entire double life over the weekend i don't want to i don't want to know that people want to tell me you know what i hate though i freaking hate snapchat so many fights happen in my school because kids be talking about each other on snapchat and i cannot stand it i'm like snapchat has caused more drama i cannot stand it i'm like she like she was talking about me how do you even know i seen on snapchat somebody said to me on snapchat like if somebody gets to fighting it's on snapchat it's not the most creative student i've ever witnessed in my life and like what okay so when i was student teaching um this i don't know really how it works because like i don't i haven't used snapchat in like a decade i've been with avery for eight years at this point um but like i guess this the students made a snapchat for the school and if the kids like be roasting them teachers on snapchat like seriously and if they if they post a snapchat and tag the school snapchat the school snapchat account would like repost it right wait were they bad snapchat it was like would the school watch them first no like this what the school just didn't have access so who was reposting the kids how did they have access to the schools that made it the kids made the school snapchat and they were tagged oh like obviously the teachers and the admin kept trying to keep an eye on like what was posted to see like because you know they would try to take photos of it it's a gossip girl but snapchat yes like gossip girl but snapchat i really need to watch gossip so this one kid took a bojangles cup a completely empty bojangles cup and taped his vape to the end of it it's like fast food it's like kfc fast food or something like that he's not as good that chicken ain't got no seasoning on it was chicken not good he he taped his vape to the end of the straw so that he could literally sit there smoking in class a lot of kids they think that they're slick and a lot of t a lot of older teachers don't understand like when they smell freaking fruit you just you're just like they don't know hold on if an older teacher it is time to retire if an older teacher is like where's the smoke coming from his mouth this was also like five years ago four or five years ago that's like first came out yes when they were first like when they were first coming out and a lot of these kids they would wear like really baggy jackets and just into their shoulders you know my friend who works at the local high school said like they actually got an email sent out at their school like their principal said be aware of unusual shirt activity right like i was like a lot of these teachers like the school had no access to know like where this snapchat came from no faces were in it no nothing they just knew there was a student somewhere in the school using like empty fast food restaurant cups to vape not even the point did they get so like how why are they why do they get to have bo jingle or any fast food high school kids so you have to remember like remember how big my district is when you have over 2 000 kids at a school not everyone fits into a cafeteria talk about it i'm not even in a cafeteria at what point do you say he has had a bojangles cup for eight hours today i don't think there's soda in there anymore well you we only see them for 90 minutes at a time you know what [Music] different ones every single time so let's have some real talk because i know honest teacher is going to always be honest i'm ready to have a real talk conversation if you would have said to that kid why are you vaping out of that cup he would have said i ain't do nothing i'm not i'm not you know you saw him with your own eyes because you looked at it with your good eye you i saw what she was knowing there's still smoke above his head i know i didn't eat forever i can't i cannot stand when you tell like when you see them do something and then oh my gosh blatantly denying it gasps like me you little baby gaslighter i saw you and sometimes they drove me so crazy with this that i would know i saw them do something and they would say i didn't do that like they would like seriously deny it they drove me so crazy with that that i would see them do something and instead of calling it out right then and there i would watch them for 10 to 15 more seconds so i could make sure i know what i saw and so then like that extra 10 or 15 seconds was for me because they were literally like one time tristan stabbed somebody in the hand with a pencil and i was like tristan why you stabbed that boy with that pencil i ain't stabbing him with no pencil boy i just i i just saw you stab him with a pencil mr said they won't need me that's funny so isn't it so it must be a ghost thing here what did i say children are possessed so so tristan is it a ghost in here he like miss richard it must be a ghost in here because that wasn't even me oh my god like long brown hair she picks it up takes a pair of scissors and cuts so it's not even like you know like the baby banger that's like a baby like like i'm talking like courtney cox and scream bangs here you did that i would literally die i said did you did you cut your hair no in her hand did you cut yeah no i didn't cut my hair don't light to me like i mean as it's like she's holding the strength it's like [Music] when i was in fourth grade um before slime was like a cool thing like when i was in fourth grade no we had we had nickelodeon like goop or whatever yeah no not the green one but it was like it it was made by nickelodeon but it came in like different like fruit shapes like there was a grape container and you took the grape do you see you you know what i'm talking about yeah yeah i was like we just got we just got a fact okay so another one i had the nickelodeon gak and i was playing with it and my mom's like okay it's time to go to bed put the gack on the dresser you're not playing with it get in your bed i was like okay mom so i get in bed because i'm she wasn't good yes i was a good kid i was a good kid so i was oh yeah i was a little goody two shoes so i i'm in bed my mom goes downstairs because like i would go to bed a bed at like nine o'clock and my mom would go back downstairs and watch tv and you know i knew my bedroom's at the end of the hall my mom's not here what i'm doing so i i i snuck out of bed grabbed the gack and i'm sitting in bed playing with the bread and i'm like you know be great i'ma flip it like a pizza and so i threw it in the air and it lands on the top of my head and if you ever played with that stuff you know it's not coming out so i i grabbed this giant chunk of gak i get most of it out but right in the middle of my head is this little chunk that would not come out so what does my i want to say you know what i'm about to say what does my stupid self do i go in the bathroom and i'm like i'm gonna cut it out no one will ever know they're not gonna so i take the scissors and i go she goes to the room oh what do i do with it throw it right in the trash can in the back evidence yeah i didn't get rid of them the next morning my mom comes to wake me up and of course i have like the stupid little thing stuck off the top of my head and she goes did you cut your hair and i was like no no she's like laura nicole did you cut your and you know when you get the middle yeah she's like did you cut your hair and i'm like mom i got gag stuck in my hair and i was afraid you were gonna get mad at me for playing with the gang so i don't i chopped it off i just cut it and she she was like well that was stupid we could have just washed your hair and got it out now you have this stupid piece of hair on the top what makes it worse was that it was like career day at school so like you had to come dressed she wanted to be i wanted to be a singer so like my mom you could be yours like i dressed like britney spears and my mom took my bangs because i had bangs at the time she took my bangs and like pinned them straight back over that little bald spot on the top of my head i had to wear my hair like that for a solid four months before any hair grew back and was like long enough it was bra it was pretty bad you know with the older kids you have like the different kind of gas lighting like it they don't they won't cut their hair but i remember i had one kid who like very clearly took an assignment out of the tray yeah that had another kid's name on it didn't even erase just crossed out the other kid's name gotta get crazy and wrote it wrote his name at the top and i got it and i looked at it and i was like did you take connor's paper and just like cross his name out no but like you crossed it out in marker i can see it like i see his name because you know like when there's pencil under marker you can still see it like also there it is if you just don't fight you just give the kid the zero and yeah i know what you did why would you like why would you have to cross out your name ever like did you you messed up on your name what you're telling me is you're in high school and you can't spell your name you forgot to spell it correctly i'm like can you tell me what your assignment like what your assignment i was on i forgot you just turned it in yesterday no no i forgot but that's my paper i think we're live straight forward for a living and we'll lie with a strength for sure i'm like what in the world i'm like how y'all just lying like that kids don't you know kids are literally wild man parents babies would never do that we had a case my first year teaching i'm in the classroom it was just it was a stressful day and we had we're supposed to have a class of 20 we had nine kids in this class and these nine kids they never added more children to our class because it was an am pm class right and this was the pm class they never added more kids because they were just like we get it like it's you'll stay with nine so we have group they have free time they have groups and i'm sitting there and i was getting ready to go to the the circle time carpet and there's a perfectly coiled magical turd on the floor and i tell you every single one of those kids had to have a meeting somewhere that we are pre-k there's two teachers in the room and nobody saw what happened none of their teacher didn't see their little class meeting okay you three you go to dramatic play you distract mr williams yeah you guys you guys are on blocks you get over there it was like some rugrats oh my gosh it was like one two three it was like it was a collective effort and so we sat there and we're like did some and we weren't very cute because you don't embarrass kids did someone have an accident okay so somebody you're gonna notice if someone like pulls it and so okay you did it fall downs but to this day i have no idea whose poop it was nighty there was not a kid like no idea do you know how embarrassing it was a first-year teacher to have to call the january big um can you come closer can you come up clean there's a dukey on the ground i don't it's like there's a magic shidoobie and i don't know middle school we don't have a lot of poop stories but we just don't like we got there or anything a lot of poop stories somebody sent me this story that they had they sent one of our fifth graders to the bathroom and sometimes they walk out with their book bags and it's just fast like you don't have time to be like hey leave your book back in here so the kid took his book back with him he was sitting on the toilet using the bathroom watching netflix on his on his school laptop i don't even know how he got on net or maybe it wasn't a school laptop but he was watching like something on his jail broke his chromebook he jailed his chromebook so this dude is in the bathroom there's nobody in there with him he had been gone for like 10 or 15 minutes teacher was like where the heck is he that dude calls the front office and tells the secretary i'm in an upstairs bathroom on the fifth grade hall and i i pooped ain't no toilet paper in here can y'all bring me something this is why it's important we teach more than academics because you should be able to teach your students you always check for toilet paper before going to the bathroom because if you have to do the little underhand thing like this out okay spare square can you pass me that ain't nothing man i need something nobody else in the bathroom then you're really gonna swaddle waddle out the bathroom you know how you do that look oh my god i'm speaking not from experience i'm just saying like you better not you gotta squat just in case anybody comes we have two bathrooms in our classroom right so the kids always get to come in i taught head start and those kids are the funniest kids you'll ever meet and when the kids come out of the bathroom one time and i don't know if it was because it was the um it was like the special needs classroom before we had got before we had gotten the the room so i don't know if maybe they got different supplies and when those kids are like this school is rich and i said one they go you guys have the nice toilet paper and i was like what and they were yeah you can tell how much money someone has with the toilet paper they buy i to this day live by that standard a hundred percent if i go if i go someone sounds like oh you have five pot okay i will take the tissue paper that we had before over there okay if you rolled somebody's house during the pandemic that was a crime you're going to jail cause all that toilet paper could have been used for people that ain't got no toilet paper how dare you waste resources right before the so i my husband is big on like you'll never know any toilet paper so when you go get it you buy the biggest pack and i was like that's stupid because i always buy like a four pack so what you only buy a floor why i'm not gonna walk around and display to everyone i'm buying toilet paper i'm not an animal i got a husband i was like i'm gonna be such a jerk and i went to the a whole store and got the biggest thing of toilet paper you can imagine and i come home and i'm like look what i got pandemic happens a week later and i was like good thing was right he was right on like my husband i'm never gonna every time he told me so now i always buy the big pack because you know what you never you're like a squirrel now i'm ashamed to say that i we there was no toilet paper during the pandemic and i had to go up to the school and still i wouldn't are you kidding me i have a hundred percent on the same thing there's nobody here bro it ain't no toilet paper at no store i know y'all stopped to the teeth because when nobody been at school that's why you go to costco no because total keeper definitely has an expiration date and you saved it because what what if it wasn't yeah no it does definitely it would it would have been stale so you did it at the school of favor it would hurt your bottom left we hope you guys have laughed as hard as we've been laughing we love you guys we appreciate you all and we hope you have a fabulous rest of your week bye bye my 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Id: x3tSkwQHKmU

Length: 38min 18sec (2298 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 03 2022