The Most Pathetic Youtuber

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most youtubers are absolutely shameless when it comes to getting views on the platform they would golden shower their mothers while their father films for their vlog series if it meant a couple hundred thousand views but none are more shameless or just downright batshit insane than prank invasion there's nothing more I can say about prank invasion that hasn't been said about your creepy uncle or the pedophile gym teacher you had growing up this man is a downright fiend look that face look at that face that's the face of a cool guy that tongue [ __ ] his sister with no shame just look at how satisfied he is with himself so this guy's real name is Chris and he seems to like to [ __ ] his sister so I'm guessing his last name is Lannister and as you can see nothing is off-limits when it comes to beginning YouTube views now it's debated if this is really not since all of his shits fake but this one has some like proof that it's his real sister kind of I I don't really care it's a weird clickbait anyway to really bank on the incest community there's a cardinal rule when it comes to incest porn it's not incest porn if the sounds off then it's just porn and I think that's what Chris is kind of banking on I really don't know the man's a [ __ ] delusional madman but what I want to really talk about is his behavior on Twitter this guy is absolutely [ __ ] pathetic so it all started a couple days ago at this tweet targeting Ethan cos Ethan's made a lot of videos about him insulting his [ __ ] and I guess on this day something just snapped at him like the [ __ ] Winter Soldier and he called Ethan out to a boxing match which was declined so that he went to a chess match which is quite a big jump from boxing to chess might as well have just challenged him to a great tea party not exactly the most stunning or brave of tweets or anything like this but there got kind of big cuz Ethan responded to it and then I saw it so I went to his Twitter and his [ __ ] bio says professional fighter ain't no I don't know if I believe this I'm guessing he's beating his opponents by making out with him until they get to erect and ejaculate and just collapse from exhaustion I don't know what his strategy is because this doesn't seem like a fighter this is definitely more of a lover this man's like a [ __ ] vampire of lips this man needs them to survive he's always sloppily kissing an actress he's paid so I'm guessing he's transferred that strategy to the Octagon I don't know I haven't checked out any of his fights on pornhub yet so when I saw this it piqued my interest and I kind of kept up with the Twitter drama and it really was revealed how pathetic and sad this man is a response from Kaos silencer you need to go to college to be smart and then Chris responds reread my statement you reply as a logical fail I would know because I scored a 174 on the LSAT which got me into Northwestern law after graduating with top honors from UC Berkeley bTW the LSAT is an exam in logic this [ __ ] is like straight off of a copypasta I wish you had continued I was expecting another tweet like an hour later oh and also I graduated top of astronaut camp with over a 5,000 parameter index interstellar point score which has never been done that blue Neil Armstrong scores out of the water by over 4,000 points I am quite literally out of this world you are beneath me I was expecting more from Chris if he was gonna go on this copypasta route I wish he had committed a bit harder when I saw this response I couldn't help but retweet with comment which isn't something I usually do so I said you [ __ ] idiots don't even realize he also graduated at the top of the Navy SEALs with over 500 confirmed kills even more impressive he's made out with his sister over a thousand times no you know not the biggest singer I've ever had no doubt but I thought it was enough to at least get a response from Chris which it didn't Chris is obviously very careful with the fights he chooses which is why he's eight and no against the middle school marching band that he's brutalizing so he didn't respond to me but he did go on even further into his delusions he made two tweets making it an open challenge to anyone in a chess tournament for $100,000 but no one cares about him so no one responded to it I think his attempt was to get more people talking about him but it didn't work because nobody cares about Chris except for Ethan to make a couple jokes because Chris is just a punching bag and then when it seemed like he wasn't getting anything more out of the exchanges he made this tweet and this is why I think he's probably the saddest man on YouTube you see that magic this brand deal wanted to pay me 25 thousand but they said my Twitter impressions were low compared to YouTube and Instagram boom I engineered this and played you for fools daddy's got his check now no you don't Chris how does that make any sense to anyone that's not five years old oh man we'd really like to give you $25,000 for nothing but your Twitter impressions are low and they're super low Chris you get like nine likes a tweet better luck next time Chris pump up those rookie numbers [ __ ] boy how does it make any sense what kind of brand goes to Chris offering $25,000 but his impressions were low so they take it away he didn't even do a brand deal he didn't do anything why did they give him $25,000 if he didn't promote a brand well a just giving $25,000 to anyone that can get 500 retweets that's [ __ ] silly as it obviously didn't happen Chris no one believes that happened and he goes on further into his ruse his pathetic shell he says thanks invaders my brand deal confirmed a nice bonus due to these awesome Twitter stats and I've never even promoted my Twitter from YouTube once then he shows the 2.5 million impressions crisp why the [ __ ] would someone give you $25,000 if you didn't even promote their brand that's not a brand deal you goddamn cro-magnon [ __ ] troglodyte idiot that no one believes this cuz it didn't happen plus it 2.5 million impressions who is gonna give you $25,000 that's low on the internet in this modern day standards this didn't happen you're just looking for any excuse for your lunacy for your [ __ ] senile actions over the day but you were too proud to remove the tweets because you [ __ ] idiot this is the saddest [ __ ] I think I've seen from a pathetic youtuber and there's so many pathetic youtubers but this really took the cake because it's so blatantly obvious that he's just making this [ __ ] up as he's tearing up behind his keyboard and what kind of [ __ ] brand would even work with Chris someone peddling incest porn onto the back of a garbage truck what what kind of brand would want to work with a guy whose videos are making out with his sister for views it didn't happen you're not getting paid for [ __ ] maybe you're getting ad revenue from the video I could believe that but I don't think there's any I don't think Gillette's coming to you for the best a man can get [ __ ] his sister think that's happening and certainly not at $25,000 for starting Twitter drama just absolutely ridiculous I wanted to just make something about this because this is the saddest should I've seen from a youtuber and a lot of youtubers do some pathetic sad [ __ ] but this took the cake I wanted to make this earlier but I decided let's let it sit for a little bit and see if chris has any more tricks up his sleeve anymore big brand deals in the making but unfortunately he has not delivered I can't wait for Chris's next video where he but [ __ ] his sister for views I'm looking forward to it Chris keep up the great work man and keep crying on Twitter [ __ ] yeah man see ya
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Channel: penguinz0
Views: 7,811,622
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Keywords: The Most Pathetic Youtuber Funny Cr1TiKaL
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Length: 7min 16sec (436 seconds)
Published: Fri Apr 19 2019
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