Ethan: Hey Hila, happy birthday dude Hila: Hey Ethan: Um, I just wanted to say happy birthday I dressed up, I'm Chris from Prank Invasion your favorite sex icon WHAT UP INVADERS CHRIS HERE - ALRIGHT SO TODAY Hila: My favorite? Ethan: Yeah! Don't you love him? Don't you want to kiss him? Hila: No.. Hila: I never said that Ethan: I thought you wanted to go blowjob with him? Hila: Uhh no Ethan: What? Do I need to put more bracelets on?? Ethan: What do I need to do? Hila: I don't want bracelets I don't know where you get that idea - Ethan: I thought bracelets - MOMMY MAKEOUT DAY Ethan: Take the bracelets, dude here take it! Ethan: Take it! Hila: He doesn't even wear bracelets anymore Ethan: Dude I just wanted to be sexy for you for a day Hila: I hate Prank Invasion I don't know where you got that Let''s just make fun of him Ethan: Oh you want to make fun of Prank Invasion? You don't want to fuck him you want to make fun of him? Hila: Yeah Ethan: Oh dope that makes- actually I really, I way prefer that let's do that then I thought you liked Prank Invasion, I thought you thought he was hot Well let's see what, let's see what our boy Prank Invasion's up to He took a bit of a hiatus After mommy makeout day He slam dunked a lot of moms Mommy Makeout Day And Venice Beach has never been the same again They got like pictures of his face everywhere On Venice Beach saying- do not speak with this man, call the police if you see this man like everywhere on Venice Beach I think I saw like a thousand of them last time we were there It's really surreal Really? It's surreal dude It's almost like it's not real, but it is So Chris, knowing that he's outlawed from Venice Beach Has found some new locations And this time he's filmed daughter edition And I'm spiced up I'm jacked up My penis is fully chu- Not fully chubbed, but maybe a quarter chubbed Half chubbed! There's blood pumping to my penis and it's filling up Does he have like, baby edition? Newborn baby edition (cringe/skeptical noise) That's probably- you probably have to go to the dark web for that one Hila Like, two months baby edition? That's fucked up dude Dude, you gotta go dark web for that one Hila I don't know if they host those on youtube You know, he's done it all So chances are likely that yes that does exist- yeah Well let's not dig too deep into that But it's my birthday It is your birthday You wanna see Chris fuck a baby? You shoulda told me If you just want to see Chris fuck a two year old baby I coulda made that happen for you- yeah Next year Next year's gonna be great Anyway happy birthday Hila! Thank you Let's jump in To "Kissing prank (daughter edition)" Let me get my dick out here really fast Okay Good, alright I'm ready (cue classic Prank Invasion dubstep intro) Wwhat up invaders, Chris here Today I'm here in Beverly Hills And I'm going to be kissing girls using my super secret handshake method He's trying to get away from the bracelet meme I can tell But you'll always be a bracelet wearing god You know he's got bracelets underneath that suit I think you got into his head I got his fuckin, I got into his head- now he's wearing suits and shit Yeah that's like That's how you know you've got into someones fucking head dude When they go from wearing bracelets and tank tops To straight up wearing a suit I want you guys to stay tuned for the end of this video Because I'll do the exact same thing But getting blowjobs from random girls You're not gonna want to miss it I'm sorry, what the fuck? did he just say?! What did he just say? BLOWJOBS FROM RANDOM GIRLS Wait Are we on PornHub? Chris you are a fucking god I'm going down to Beverly Hills But watch till the end because I'm going to be getting blowjobs from random girls In a suit! Here's the game- okay If, if you can't keep up with my secret handshake okay- I get to kiss you Okay- are you down? Alright I'm down! Okay okay- what's your secret handshake? I love how like, in his fantasy world Everyone walks around Beverly Hills like they just got fucking elected princess of the universe Blowjob edition from first lady Michelle Obama will be sucking my dick Today in this special edition of daughter edition, I will be having the president's daughters sucking my dick Blowjob in the white house! Blowjob: White House Edition And then Donald Trump sitting in the Oval, He's sitting there at the oval office And Ivanka's just like sucking Chris's dick And Trump's just like - Here we go start like this- okay You don't know what's going on Come here, come here If you lose this super secret handshake You need to let me eat a hamburger for lunch That's not happening but okay What the fuck! Do I get a kiss then? Umm, you'll get a blowjob! On video (cue prank invasion intro) Let's play - Let's fucking play dude! Pretty good so far Okay! No, no You're messing up come here By the end of this week, Chris' face is going to be plastered all over Beverly Hills With a police number saying "wanted man do not approach this man do not talk to this man" he's going to be excommunicated from Venice Beach, Beverly Hills I know he's not allowed back at Santa Cruz based on his previous work Soon this guy's going to be straight up kicked out the country! I know it's kind of weird me coming up to you This is your daughter right This is what I live for we've got the dad We've got the cute daughter Guys, get your dicks out It's showtime at the Apollo I know it's kind of weird me coming up to you, this is your daughter right? Ye- yeah. Okay um This is your daughter right? He's like Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah What am I supposed to say? (prank invasion intro) He's like look dude I'll buy you a Starbucks just say yes Yeah At least say no, don't punch me for this But I wanna know if- she's gorgeous I wanna know if I could play a really quick game with her uh, for a kiss I feel like these videos should be featured on craigslist As like look what you could do with our website! Front page of craigslist Look what we've accomplished for this young man and his career I wanna know if I could play a really quick game with her uh, for a kiss Is that possible? You have to ask her Okay, is that cool? - yeah! Alright No, you don't know whats going on come here Ohh Well how would a real dad react to that Probably with a chokehold Or like How would your dad react to that? Let's just say Chris would not be making Youtube videos anymore His face wouldn't be so pretty (hot loud smooches in your ears) (...and more smooches) (and more...) Dawg you are fucked in the head The guy is so uncomfortable No but like the premise The sex that he's selling to these little kids jerking off at home Like, this shot, how dad is uncomfortable in the back Chris is grabbing the ass The setup, this whole thing about like fucking a girl in front of her dad is a real twisted sick fantasy And you've gotta be even fucked in the head to even think about it Let alone record it and put it on youtube He's, probably for like the weirder ones Usually he just pays them with like a coffee at Starbucks- mhm for the weirder ones he's like I'll give you guys the venti size coffee Venti! He's like look you're a hard sell I'm gonna hook you up a venti cappuccino Are these people going to put this job on their resume? Yeah definitely As an actress you have to put this at the front of your IMDB page I'd like to see her IMDB page "Kissing pranks daughter edition (gone blowjob)" featuring Samantha Jones as girl in mini black dress kissing in front of her dad You know what? I'm stealing her, I am stealing her Bye dad! HAHAHAHA! "I'm stealing her" he's like go right ahead Oh my god! I didn't like her anyway The guy's like I'm done with this job You seem like a nice guy my daughter's in good hands Let me see some of the comments on this video Do you think that's real or a joke? At this point let's not even question it "Bitch #3 - Prank Invasion, why don't you tell your viewers who you really are? you makeout with guys off camera come out of the closet already it's legal, it's okay" Got him! Haha!! He's a fucking god! Teach these 12 year olds how it's done Chris Alright well, that was fun But the real creme le le crop The real smooth main course is coming up And we've got click below for blowjob edition The magic patty cake earned him mad kisses What secret handshake lies in wait for blowjob edition? (prank invasion intro) Can't keep up with my super cool secret handshake I get to kiss you, are you down? Sure, okay No, you don't know what's happening Yo I was promised a fucking blowjob dawg get on with it You gotta wait for it Well what the fuck it's just more patty cake shit I'm trying to get my, I'm trying to jerk my little ding dong dude You are getting baited Nope you don't know what's going on come here Come here Can you keep up with my secret handshake? I got this There you go, you're keeping up Yeah! No, you don't know what's going on Come here I've had enough kissing from you Chris! You put blowjob in the title you gotta give a man a blowjob Okay? I'm tired of this shit, I'm getting clickbaited all over youtube I can't get the content I want I just want to watch you get a blowjob Please get on with it dawg You know what, I want you come here Okay so he says, he says come here, he brings her to a corner And she automatically is like, I know what he wants from me I need to get on my knees and start undoing his belt behind this corner where families are walking It's not behind any corner, It's right there on the street There's a family right there next to them Yeah, they want to watch that shit too To be frank what, they're there with their five year old son right? Who do you think's watching these on youtube anyway? It's the same people! He's getting a live show Yeah he's just getting a live show it's no different; god bless him! Look at his face right before he gets that blowjob Like guys just get a close up of his face That's Chris's real blowjob face It's kinda rapey, it's kind of creepy dude Can you imagine looking up to that? You wanna suck- I thought that's what you wanted? That's what you wanted for your birthday- I dont know why you thought that I don't know he's just so fucking hot dude Look at his fucking face man (prank invasion intro) This poor girl dude She has dreams, she has aspirations She came to LA probably from Kansas, small town girl With a family, with friends, with dreams She came, she wanted to be a movie star She wanted to be on television She said "you know what? people said no dreams don't come true, but I held true to myself and my needs and I say I will come out to LA and I will make my dreams happen!" This is where she is today. The culmination of all her dreams Have landed her $100 And her pretending to give Chris a blowjob in front of a family on a street in Beverly Hills That is the culmination of her dreams. I am so sad for her GET SOME FUCKING KISSES!!!! wWHAT UP INVADERS CHRIS HERE (prank invasion intro) (happy birthday again Hila!! have a good one!)
I hope he has a printer.
The prank invasion dude is literally disgusting. I hate watching this.
I love how he doesn't even say anything different. It's always "you don't know what's going on haha. Come here" SLOPPY KISS NOISES
The blowjob edition part has to be parody. He can't lack the self awareness that literally nobody would believe he "pranked" her into a kiss and then with no words spoken she gets on her knees and starts blowing him on the street.
NOBODY WOULD BELIEVE IT I DONT CARE I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT LALALALA
'bouta smack my lil ding dong
Even though I'm watching his videos through h3h3's take on them, and there's plenty of breaks to mock him, I still have to pause the video every couple of minutes, it's just too cringy to watch all at once.
now im conditioned to pop a boner when i hear shitty dubstep
BLOWJOB EDITION FROM FIRST LADY!!
lol
ETHAN, YOU KNOW THIS ONE'S REAL