The Most Disgusting Tales Of Reddit - AskReddit

warning this content might not only be upsetting to some audiences but it will likely make them sitting in a corner crying and shaking so how about watching a good old cat video instead I was picking up and inadvertently drank someone else's dip spit what is the most disgusting thing that has ever happened to you let's see if you can make it till the end as a nurse I see many gross things but what sticks in my mind is this one patient that was admitted during my shift he looked pretty unkempt and dirty and probably homeless him being diabetic I had to assess his feet I start pulling off his socks and a big cloud of dead skin flakes erupted like spores all around us in my state of shock I unintentionally gasped and I inhale a bunch of this dude's dirty dead skin flakes I politely left the room and ran to wash out my mouth when I think about it I can still taste them my daughter grabbed poop out of her diaper and smeared it on my mouth someone replied I was two my parents were in bed napping and I was awake with a full diaper I was one of those kids that figured out how to get into anything this was the middle of the afternoon and it was apparently very hot and humid today I was in my crib bouncing round they could hear me just didn't want to get up and after about five minutes it went quiet as it turns out I figured out how to get my diaper off poop everywhere in my mouth up my nose in my ears all over my face and body the walls my crib the dresser yes I was flinging poop and the ceiling from flailing my arms and hands trying to get it off well at least they think that's how it got up there my dad woke up and notified my mother that he could smell poop and maybe I needed to be changed so my mother came upstairs opened my door and there I am with poop all over me in my room diaper on the floor across the room and me with a poop eating grin on my face no pun intended took my parents three paint jobs for vomit sessions in two weeks to clean and get the smell out of the room I'm an artist I think outside the box where I'm just full of the first time I tried but with my ex-girlfriend was after dinner and drinks one night I went in lubed slowly and things seemed to be going fine nothing mind-blowing but hey we tried it I started going slightly faster and faster and I accidentally pulled out quickly and she pooped all over the place the site followed by the smell made me instantly vomit all over her back which caused her to vomit all over the place to poop and vomit everywhere zero out of ten never tried butt stuff again EMT here had a run to a 400-pound woman who was septic because of an infected hernia wound on her stomach we went to roll her on her side during our assessment and gangrenous push dumped out of her wound all over my pants the only time I have ever actually thrown up from a run the smell was absolutely indescribable I had to throw out my clothes not sure if it was my brain refusing to forget it or if it actually stuck but after three rounds in the washer it was still there worst thing ever I worked as an orderly in a hospital when I was younger and a patient that we saw on multiple occasions was a very poorly controlled diabetic that developed pressure ulcers on the outside of their thighs they wouldn't walk and wrote around in a wheelchair I kid you not they got bad enough that you could have stuffed a NFL football in each hole and it wouldn't have changed the shape of their legs every other day it was off to the top for I&D then packed the wound every morning I assisted in lifting the patient and prior to that they removed the previous packing and the stench was unbearable it was a miasma that permeated the room and wafted into the hallway the poor patient would come in go through tons of antibiotics and treatment and eventually started getting things amputated I believe they passed after about a year of that if you get diabetes control it folks when I was 16 I had a wound back on my leg one of the tubes got clogged with a piece of me and it flooded my bed all night when I woke up I was covered in smelly rotten fluids from myself someone replied similar story had a ruptured appendix at seven years old before keyhole surgery and the wound got infected was in the hospital for weeks and would randomly wake up during the night with the sheets drenched with from the wound from chest to mid-thigh even 25 years later if I'm cleaning out the fridge and get a whiff of rotten veggies suddenly I'm seven years old and laying in the hospital bed all over again oh god that smell ugh I picked up a bottle of wine and my old best friend's bedroom I took a swig and realized that it was not wine but urine he was just too lazy to go to the bathroom so he peed in the wine bottle instead a lot of people in the Marine Corps smoked or took tobacco a lot of the ones that dip will spit into Gatorade or soda bottles I may have been drunk enough to not pay attention to what I was picking up and inadvertently drank someone else's dip spit I also may have been drunk enough to just get it take a huge pull off my beer and then proceeded to vomit violently my 13 year old son ran into the bathroom while I was on the pot he pulled his pants down and was going to fart on me I swung at him to make him leave my fist hit him in the butt and he proceeded to unload massive amounts of poop all over my arm and bare legs I was so shocked and disgusted that I puked in my own lap he saw all of this and puked on me as well I have been showered and concentrated dental waste when you go to the dentist that bull you spit in in the suction tube they clear your mouth with our part of a special piping system imagine pipes full of blood spit gum tissue gingivitis tooth black rotting bits of God knows that that thing from your teeth was etc then imagine a dead end in that piping system full of that nasty goo where the already foul substance has been fermenting for years I was working on the dental waste collection system at a dental school and was on a ladder in a very tight spot when a four inches line dropped at I got a 30 seconds money shot right to the face when it was soaked completely covered from head to toe in blood spit mucus and anything else somebody could COFF up or spit out I had a cyst near my coccyx first the smell from the pus instantly made me puke all down myself which in turn made me puke though this time more accurately with about half of it in the toilet and half of it on me so I was basically covered in puke while standing in puke with foul-smelling I had a fetish for corn dogs when I was 13 i microwave three I ate one bit into the second and noticed a weird taste it was really gross almost like snot mixed with puke I was dipping it in sweet baby Ray's barbecue sauce that poop is overpowering I swallowed down the first bite and looked at the corndog to see what the hell was up it was green and black I cried it was rotten as hell it was so gross I cried and screamed it was in my tummy but I also had a fear of puking so that wasn't an option it took me six years to eat another I can't do it without peeling away the breading I refused to do it any other way I ended up working in a butcher shop from 19 to 21 occasionally a piece of meat would fall into the Machine that wraps the packages without the wrapper guy noticing so every month we pulled apart the machine for inspection every time I'd find a pork chop or a steak in the same condition as the corndog logic tells me in the factory a corndog fell on the floor stayed there for two weeks at minimum before some poop stain employee picks it up and throws it back into the cycle my dog ate a bunch of cat turds and vomited it on my pillow at 2:00 in the morning which is maybe not the absolutely most disgusting thing to have ever happened to me but I sleep like the dead and nothing will wake me up faster than the sound of a dog her 'king I had to build an elaborate system of gates and obstacles to keep my dog from turd burglar in the litter box he's a border collie and he outsmarted the hood had lived in like four seconds I don't have a cat anymore he passed away a couple of years ago but someone's cat poops in my garden and every now and then deer Pacific dog finds it and eats it seriously the grossest of dog habits I was in the backseat of my dad's car with my dad driving and my sister sitting shotgun I was sitting behind my sister without warning my sister rolls down her window on the interstate mind you and tried to throw up I guess she didn't know how aerodynamics work and had half of the vomit fly back and land on my face nasty blood clots from my sinuses I have chronic sinusitis so weird stuff is always coming out of my face the worst one was when I was in ninth grade and getting over a combination strep throat sinus infection double whammy I had a massive massive headache and it felt like my face was going to explode I was so stuffed up I was trying to blow my nose to get some gunk out and then I sneezed really hard and something moved the pressure on one side of my face moved down a bit I blew my nose again and again and the pressure was moving from my forehead down my nose until another massive sneeze the second sneeze resulted in bloody chunks flying everywhere and blood pouring from my nostril with the force of Niagara Falls for a split second I thought I had actually sneezed part of my brain out the pressure on one side of my face was gone but at what cost I was covered in blood the bedroom wall I was facing was covered in blood my bedspread was covered in blood it looked like I had birth - monster from my nostrils me and my friend were sharing a room at a hotel we got some pizza and then went to sleep middle of the night I wake up and I'm super hungry but I don't want to wake my friend up so I ate some of the leftover pizza in the dark it tasted a little weird but I figured that was because it was like six hours old the next day we get up in the rest of the pizza I eat and is covered in ants so I got an extra dose of protein that night one Monday morning about five of my sailors are climbing all over each other to tell me this story meanwhile one guy is desperately trying to stop them and insisting that it's not true sir I am instantly intrigued so a group of my guys have a weekend-long party at some girl's apartment long story short they end up running an unprotected train on said girl needless to say there was a lot of booze involved in one of my sailors mister it's not true sir passes out in the hallway of the apartment he's laying there on his back between the bedroom in the bathroom when said girl decides she needs a break from the action she's walking naked to the bathroom and steps over Sleeping Beauty who is happily snoring away this is where stuff gets awful as she steps over him a blob of mixed love fluids drops out of her and right into passed out guys open mouth it must have been a significant amount because passed-out guy wakes up in a panic gagging and spitting I nearly gagged when they told me and to this day the thought of it makes me a little queasy I was 15 and had a bunch of friends over to watch a movie and we were eating snacks my boyfriend pulls me aside and leans in to give me my first ever french-kiss he had braces and unbeknownst to me a lot of the trail-mix had gotten stuck in them when he opened his mouth and moved his tongue onto mine a chunk of chewed snack came with it and went into my mouth - nastiest thing that's happened to me I was working at a slaughterhouse once moving a load of pig into the truck these were big 150 to 200 pound pigs that had been skinned and cleaned out such animals cannot ever touch the ground obviously and there is a metal hanger of sorts that goes between their hind legs and through the split leg bones to hold up the weight now the only way to really move these heavy pigs from the rail system that they dangle from overhead to a waiting truck is to manually wrap your arms around the carcass and a bear hug dead lift with your legs and walk the 200-pound load over to the truck where a crew is waiting with a hope to catch the pig on the rail system they have in the truck as you can probably tell from the moment you lift the pig to the moment it is safely on the hook in the truck nothing can go wrong otherwise the pig goes on the floor and has to be destroyed we had done a good 30 or 40 pigs already and I reached for the next one and prepared to make a lift as I started my bear hug and lifted with my legs this shifted some of the body fluids and the animal a large pus abscess in the rear leg which was hanging over my head as I began to lift burst about a quarter pint of rancid pus exploded onto my face as I was in the middle of the lift I couldn't drop it the crew in the truck gasped in horror as I blindly attempted to walk across the suspended ramp between the building in the truck with a 200-pound lift in progress there was no alternative I had to finish the transit with no way to get any of this stuff off of my face my brain decided not to process anything that was happening at this point I squeezed my eyes and mouth shut as hard as I could in tried to get to the truck with my load blindly as I shuffled my way across the ramp and finally dropped the pig onto the hook Kru descended on me with towels to clean the disgusting situation off of me I had shuffled through half of the building with pus from my forehead to my chin covering my eyes and mouth and no one was able to help or interfere in any way lest I drop a rather expensive amount of meat one of the guys on the truck watching me actually puked to his credit my boss gave me a 50 buck bonus out of his pocket that day I can't exactly recall the most disgusting thing but the other morning I trusted a fart a little too much while I was standing in the kitchen in my old loose pair of boxers making coffee a nice little fifty-fifty liquid and solid wet slug of poop shot out and made an audible splat on the kitchen floor fiance saw dog tried to lick it up cleaned it up went and threw my underwear away and walked my naked ass with a poke streak stain down the back of my leg into the bathroom for a quick shower my fiance was about to suffocate she was laughing so hard I had to remove maggots with iodine from a chicken's butt with tweezers for 40 minutes or so you actually should give your chickens baths from time to time contrary to popular belief also iodine makes maggots wanted to flee a wound making them easier to remove but it will ruin that smell for you forever chicken lived thanks for listening to radio TTS well done for making it through the entire video hit the subscribe button and activate the notification bell for more tasty videos click the right box for the gross and disgusting reddit stories playlist let us know in the comments what disgusting thing has happened to you

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Length: 14min 31sec (871 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 12 2020