The Most AWKWARD Thing That Happened At A Sleepover? (r/AskReddit)

what's the most awkward thing that's happened at a sleepover I was in fourth grade and sleeping over at my best friend's house I wet his bed and then clogged their toilet with a massive dump I didn't know what to do so I shut the lid and ran into their garage to hide I was about 10 sleeping over with a group of pals including my buddies little brother who was around 6:00 we finished up a few rousing games of Donkey Kong 64 and hydro Thunder and all went to bed woke up to find the little brother standing ominously above me butt ass naked except for a pair of christmas-themed tube socks on his hands and arms and peeing into my half open sleeping bag no more sleepovers at Ryan's house guess who played two different kinds of hydro thunder that night this was both awkward and kind of scary I was eight or nine years old my friend was having a birthday party and a bunch of us were sleeping over in the basement the basement itself was pretty creepy and we had spent much of the night telling horror stories until we eventually went to sleep at around 2:00 a.m. we were woken up by one of the girls stomping up and down the stairs she was yelling and crying I can't remember what she was yelling specifically but it was basically nonsense it basically looked and sounded like she was possessed a few of the girls started asking her to go back to sleep and she basically just angrily screamed no and continued going up and down the stairs finally she eventually stopped without a word and walked back to bed found out in the morning that she had been sleepwalking and on top of it had wet the bed she was really embarrassed and we all felt really awkward at breakfast that morning TLE our friend woke us all up acting like she was possessed by some kind of demon turned out to be sleepwalking and peed the bed took the most wholesomely fulfilling [ __ ] in my friend's bathroom and ended up flooding the bathroom at 2:00 a.m. the parents had to clean up the entire mess it was an awkward breakfast the next morning I was sleeping over at a friend's house after a party in high school I shared a big couch next to this girl I sort of had a crush on and a couple other people I was woken up to a tap on my shoulder and felt my massive boner pressed firmly against this girl she did not reciprocate my friend in high school had the house where all of our friends would play Smash Bros tournaments until our eyes bled then go to sleep in his massive RV parked outside I wasn't and still am NOT a morning person so I'd usually be the last one out of the RV one night I fall asleep on the pullout bed in my jeans and all with just a blanket covering me as I wake up I'm still in that half awake half asleep haze and I feel something rustling in my nether regions I figure it's just morning wood and go back to sleep then it happens I feel it again wake up for real this time and my donk is outside of my zipper pants still on blankets still covering and as I look over my friend is laying next to me he and I being the only two in the RV staring directly at the ceiling I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt and prayed he didn't just pull my penis out of my pants while I was asleep so I packed up and headed home lo and behold an hour later I get a text saying he was so sorry he didn't know what he was thinking yeah man you pulled my donk out of my pants while I was sleeping I'm gonna need a little space it was first grade my first sleepover party we were watching one of the Star Wars movies and talking Pokemon cards we were all having a great time their time rolls around and my dad has to bend over to turn the VCR off as he crouches down he lets rip a fart so thunderous Thor would have carrot right into the face of my best friend at the time one time I was over at a friend's house for his 11th birthday it was myself the birthday boy and three other guys we all slept in our sleeping bags in the basement at around 5 a.m. we all awake to find Jake yelling at the birthday boy Derek the reason Derek thought it was funny to take a piss on Jake's face while he was sleeping and Jake freaked out Jake walked out right after that while the rest of us stayed up and called our parents around 7:00 I went home around 8:00 and in that time Derek was still trying to play it off as funny Derek lost four friends that night when I was like 11 my mom made friends with this chick at her work who had a daughter the same age as me there was a few times where her mom and my mom would hang out and bring us along so we were kind of friends anyways the girl has a birthday party slash sleepover and invites me we didn't go to school together so I didn't know any of the other girls she had over there was four other girls so we eat pizza swim in her pool sleepover staff so later in the night after her mom and her mom's boyfriend had gone to bed we're all hanging out in her room just talking about weird preteen [ __ ] while listening to music so the TV is on but since we have music on too the TV is on mute I don't know who put it on or how long it had been on but in the middle of our conversation this girl says oh my god look at the TV it was some softcore Cinemax and the room just went silent so this other girl asks if any of us had ever come most of us alike oh no so then she asks if we know how again we're all like no not really so this girl grabs a pillow and starts humping it while we all just sit there Sean Paul's temperature was playing in the background in about grade seven I had a sleepover with a few friends one of them started crying when we started watching The Simpsons because he wasn't allowed to watch it at home we couldn't calm him down for almost an hour camping in the backyard with some friends when I had to pee super bad I couldn't find the zipper to the tent to get out and I was about to burst so I ended up trying to pee though the mesh window I don't know why well peeing through mesh doesn't work very well especially with terrible nine-year-old aim and I ended up laying a pretty thick layer of atomized urine all over everyone else in the tent in the morning it turns out one of my other friends was awake pretending to be asleep and saw the whole thing and told everyone it was me who peed all over everything in the tent dude was awake while he was getting piss all over him and said nothing what the duck man needless to say I was not invited to another sleepover for quite a while probably about 14 this girl decided to have a big slumber party for her birthday well she was stereotypically uncool wore t-shirts with wolves on them brag about how far she could stick the arm of her glasses up her nose and kind of always smelled like dogs I was about one social rung above her my friend and I were the only people that showed up at her big party her mom made us hot dogs and dinner was silent her dad arrived and started screaming about how her two gigantic German Shepherd hadn't gotten enough affection today he ended up throwing a hot dog at the girl's mother later on I made a joke of the word gracious as gracias because I was 13 her dad pulled me into the kitchen and screamed at me I was shaken up and scared so we all went to bed in the middle of the night my friend and I woke up with the girl sitting up right between us and shaking us awake we tried to figure out what was going on and she just said you know we could kiss having no interest in such things at that age I was thoroughly disturbed my friend called her mom and claimed we were sick and had to be picked up immediately it was just too much discomfort for one night when I was about seven or eight me and a few friends were sleeping in a tent in my best friend / neighbor's front yard his dad was a bit of an alcoholic quite similar to Randy Marsh actually anyways his dad comes home from the bar plastered bursts into the tent and wakes us all up saying we should all go up to the elementary school across the street we go with him the whole time acting like spies avoiding all the lights all under his drunk ass directions we get to the playground and he decides he wants to challenge all of us to footrace so we all line up he yells no and we all take off surprisingly he kept up with us almost all the way to the finish line before he busted his ass fell flat on his face on concrete he also landed awkwardly on his arm breaking his wrist was awkward at the time but looking back on it 20 years later it's quite hilarious I like this story because it's a drunk tat that isn't doing some family ruining ducked up [ __ ] just having a good time breaking wrists etcetera friend's mom walked downstairs to find eight sixth grade boys huddled around the TV watching we instantly pretended to be asleep and nothing was ever said after that I still think of it every time I see her I'm imagining you will just falling over like those narcoleptic goats with a still playing in the background 13 or 14 years old all night RPG session pen and paper with my butters in my friends basement is awesome and very traditionally Chinese mom brings us course after course of food throughout the evening as I vainly try to GM an adventure where my friends are more interested in creating in game simulations of being drunk gu RP s had a skill for that like everything else than in actually playing the game the night wears on and we finally pass out with Dawn quickly approaching shortly afterward I wake up with a start my stomach didn't like the awesome Chinese food as much as the rest of me did jump up off the basement floor and bolt for the bathroom only I'm really tall and have a problem with passing out when I get up too quickly blackout in the doorway and fall hard wake up a moment later with my friend standing of that's when it hits me that looming feeling of dread when you realize that you had just [ __ ] your pants in front of a roomful of your peers is this real or am I dreaming these terror filled thoughts are interrupted by renewed gurgling in my stomach apparently it is all too real I call my way into the bathroom and slam the door shut on my startled friends I pull my pants down and unleash a foul kind of hell in the toilet even as [ __ ] continues to soak into mile fitting jeans this happened in the 90s but wait there's more suddenly I need to vomit because this delicious food apparently cannot leave my body fast enough I do the only rational thing that can be done and start puking into the garbage can as I continue to add to the mountain of poop underneath me apparently I had offended some vengeful deity that day because obviously the basket is wicker so there I am pooping everything that can be pooped as I vomit into a garbage can at ease at best straining it the floor is covered in vomit my pants are full of [ __ ] and that's the day that my social anxiety started welcome to the next decade of your life kid TLE are rolled a critical fail on not [ __ ] everywhere I was sleeping over at my cousin's house we stayed up and snuck out into the living room to watch Cinemax it was after midnight and back in those days that was when all the titty flicks came on one came on that my cousin was really into he started touching his raging erection in his pyjama pants and then he let out a blood-curdling scream somehow he ruptured a vein or something in his peen we had to go wake up his mom she looked at it and decided we had to go to the emergency room our whole family still makes fun of him for that until this day when we get together about 11 years ago sleepover with girls and boys all lights are out for about 10 minutes we have all settled down and gotten silent for sleeping then we hear a grown male voice clearly enunciate the word what now let me be clear this was not a child's voice this was my clearing Jane Celgene say what there was about a 10 second silence and then one of the girls says who said that silence then one of the boys starts laughing uncontrollably we turn the lights on and he is laughing so hard that he's crying here we are all freaking out about some strange man in our room while we sleep and he's pissing himself laughing he finally comes down enough to tell us that it wasn't a person who asked what he farted the word his fart sounded exactly like the word wat we all cracked up to this day everyone from that party still answers phone calls from each other with what the day after the sleepover my friend wouldn't let me leave no matter what I did around 6 p.m. his dad finally said I should probably go home friend burst into tears threw himself to the floor and was begging his dad to make me stay back when I used to pee the bed in third grade I fell asleep in my friend's bed during a sleepover at his house I pissed the bed it it was awkward and I never stayed the night at his house again but what was most awkward was that when I woke up he was sitting in a chair staring at me waiting for me to wake up you know what you did waiting to rub your nose in it I once slept over at a friend's house he was a bit older than me this difference was the way he had discovered masturbation whereas I had not anyway I heard his bed furiously rocking back and forth I asked him what he was doing he said he was doing push-ups it was dark so I took him for his word so then I asked if I could do push-ups with him years later it all dawned on me not really a sleepover I was 23 at the time and drove to California to stay on a buddy's couch I drank a bunch of beer after the long drive and passed out woke up having pissed myself on his couch it is about 5 a.m. I grab a towel and lay on it on the couch resigning myself to being the guy who pissed on the couch for the duration of my stay by some miracle the towel absorbed most of it him and his roommates woke up around 9:00 a.m. and nobody knew a thing edit accepts his cat his cat new I think we were all around 15 about six male friends came over for your typical highschool sleepover Pizza soda and video games until 3:00 in the morning and everyone just passes out where they lie except something must have been in the air that night because almost everyone was getting X or it started with jokes about sword fights in the bathroom then a couple of them actually went into the bathroom to piss and cross the streams or so they say I didn't verify then at one point five of them 6th was passed out basically started comparing donk sizes and I backed out I had my reasons I was closeted by excellent in denial and the last thing I wanted was to be ostracized in a class that was only approximately twenty students so ya kinda thought that the inadvertently gayest experience of my life happened in my bedroom and I backed out when I was 12 my friend Peter had a disgusting birthday party no I don't know why at his house the party being on a Friday we all stayed the night being preteen boys with limitless Cola we ended up staying up all night and decided to watch the Sun Rise on his back deck as we are looking at the Majestic slowly lightining sky our peaceful moment is shattered by a shrill screaming voice looking to the source of the sound we see his fat topless 50-plus year old neighbor lady yelling through her kitchen window that we're degenerate perverts she was under the impression we were all staring at her once the yelling started we couldn't really help it and that horrible image will be forever burned into my mind I'm 29 now I have a story of embarrassing sleepwalking while blackout drunk when I was around 15 I was staying the night at one of my best friend's house we decided to steal a bottle of whiskey from his parents kitchen and walk down to the park down the street to drink it it was around 10 p.m. I immediately started taking big chugs dead sober and no tolerance about 30 minutes later I was blackout drunk but do remember small tidbits we climbed the roof of the elementary school nearby right next to the park and tried to break into the classrooms eventually I became somewhat belligerent and my friend got annoyed it took him about an hour to get me to leave with him this is where my memory fades completely we walk back to his house and apparently my friend told me to just lay down on the couch in his living room at this point he was really fed up with how drunk I was and just wanted to go to sleep he said I agreed and laid down on the couch as he went to his room and this is where things get a little weird I get up in the middle of my sleep and I walk into his older brother's room and just stared at him in his sleep my friend had just changed dramatically solder brother so I guess in my blackout stupor I assumed it was still his room he wakes up and asks me what the hell I'm doing I say nothing and proceeded to lay on the floor his brother is weirded out but decides to just leave me be and let me sleep on the floor probably assuming I'm drunk about an hour later according to him he awakens to me rolling around and puking all over his floor at this point I am entirely incoherent so he decides to just deal with it in the morning and leave me be about an hour or so after that I get up and walk into his parents room across the hall and start puking all over their floor his parents are pissed needless to say but somewhat understanding his mom gets up cleans up the puke I am completely blacked out and takes me to the shower she takes my clothes off except for my underwear and puts me in the shower and turns it on this is all according to her god knows what exactly happened and what I was saying for all I know my donk was popping out of my boxers I never felt a need to ask anyways the next morning I woke up in his basement with nothing but underwear that is stiff from dried puke with virtually no memory after we decided to try and break into the school I talked briefly about what had happened with him and his family as I grabbed my clothes and left most embarrassing night of my life finally invited to sleepover at a popular girl's house started my period and bled all over my PJs which I borrowed from her and her sheets when I was about 11 my new next-door neighbours moved in and the youngest son around my age invited me to a sleepover he was a nice enough fella if I recall but when we went into his room and he was showing me around he goes one second I forgot something well when you have to piss like a mother duck er that one second feels like an eternity I considered finding the nearest bathroom but was worried I'd get lost or be intruding I know no logic there but I was 12 and they were the first Jewish family I'd ever met so everything was a bit odd anyway sure enough I pissed myself real good and the FIR bent could make it back to his room I bolted to the daughter walked back home of course I'm not trying to hang out with this guy with piss all over myself on my way out the mum asks me why I'm leaving and my response which I thought at the time was a pretty good one on the spot and looking back certainly as not I said you know sometimes you just need to go home I walk next door to my house tossed the urine covered shorts in the laundry basket and went upstairs doing whatever the duck I did when I was 12 for the remainder of the evening at dinner my parents confronted me in an odd manner acting as if they caught me doing something and my mum asked so you were wearing your red shorts this morning you changed since then is there anything you want to tell us in the first lie I can ever remember in my life I promptly responded well I was playing with my Hot Wheels and was moving all over the house putting them in my pocket to carry them and I decided these pair of shorts have bigger pockets so I put them on to carry more hot wheels they called me out on that [ __ ] right away but I'm pretty sure I played with hella hot wheels that night anyway

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Published: Mon Feb 10 2020