THIS IS THE TRUE STORY OF SIX M. BEIN' PUT IN A MOTHER(BLEE. AND HAVIN' THEIR MOTHER(BLEEP) . FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN
PEOPLE STOP BEIN' ALL POLITE AND SHIT AND START
BEIN' REAL. MAD REAL. MAD<i> REAL WORLD,</i>
SON. ( all )
HOBOKEN ! A'IGHT ? A'IGHT ? ALL RIGHT ? WHEN I FIRST ENTERED THE HOUSE,
UM, YOU KNOW... NEEDLESS TO SAY,
I WAS A LITTLE SURPRISED TO MEET THE OTHER ROOMMATES. SORRY, SORRY. HOW YA DOIN' ? WHAT'S UP, BABY ? ( all arguing ) ( woman )
WHAT ? WHAT ?
WHAT ? WHAT ? HEY, WHAT'S GOIN' ON ?
MY NAME IS CHAD. ( coughing ) ( muttering ) I DON'T HANG OUT
WITH MANY BLACK PEOPLE. WHO ORDERED PIZZA ? NO, NO, NO, I, I--
I'M YOUR NEW ROOMMATE, RIGHT ? YOU WANNA-- YOU WANNA ROOM ? NAH, UH,
ALL THE BEDS IS FULL. YOU GOT TO ROOM
WITH TYREE. ( Tyree )
MY NAME IS TYREE,
AND, YEAH, I WENT TO PRISON. I'M-- I'M YOUR
ROOMMATE, CHAD. WELL, LOOKY HERE, CHAD, FOR THE ENTIRE PERIOD
YOU IN MY ROOM, I BETTER NOT CATCH
YOU STANDIN' UP PEEIN'. YOU SIT DOWN WHEN YOU PEE,
YOU UNDERSTAND ? UH... THAT'S RIGHT. NOW, GET YOUR FAT ASS ON
OUT OF HERE, WHITE BOY. NIGHTY-NIGHT,
KEEP YOUR BUTTHOLE TIGHT. LET ME TRY ON SOME
COTTON<i> DOCKERS,</i> HA-HA-HA. WHAT'S THE SQUARE ROOT
OF THIS APARTMENT ? HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS
GETTING HIMSELF INTO, YOU KNOW ? ♪ WE PERSEVERE ♪ THEY GAVE US A JOB
RUNNING THE JUICE BAR. ALL RIGHT, ENJOY. THANKS A LOT. I WASN'T REALLY CRAZY
ABOUT THE WAY SOME OF THE OTHER ROOMMATES, UM,
ACTED IN THE JUICE BAR. ( coughing ) LOOK AT ME, AMERICA,
I'M MAKIN' JUICE. I CALL THIS,
"THE TRON SPECIAL." BOO-YA ! THIS RIGHT HERE IS
THE GOOD SHIT. DRIP, DRIP, DRIP, DRIP... IT'S JUST BETTER IF, UH... GET OUTTA MY FACE,
NIGGA ! I'M MAKING
JUICE, ALL RIGHT ? FINE, FINE, YOU MAKE YOUR JUICE,
I DON'T KNOW. WHOA ! THEY DIDN'T HAVE MUCH RESPECT
FOR THE JOB. ( Tron )
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. HOLD ON, LET ME ROLL,
ONE MORE ROLL, ONE MORE ROLL. HEY, UH, GUYS,
YOU KNOW, UH-- WE'RE HERE
TO WORK, NOT PLAY. YOU KNOW, WE CAN'T HAVE THIS
CONVERSATION EVERY DAY. HEY ! YO, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM,
MAN ?! WHY YOU WANNA
WORK SO HARD, HUH ?! YEAH, MAN, AMERICA WANNA SEE US
LIVE, NOT WORK. LOOK AT ME, AMERICA,
LOOK HOW TRON IS LIVING. FOR THE CITY... GET YOUR ASS
OUTTA HERE, NOW ! THIS IS A PLACE
OF BUSINESS... WELL, BRING SOME
JUICE BACK, NIGGA ! SELL ME SOME JUICE, BITCH,
I'M THIRSTY ! GET ME
A PHILLY BLUNT, SON. AND A BANANA
COGNAC, BIATCH ! C'MON, A-CLICKETY-CLACK,
A-CLICKETY-CLACK. ( sirens wailing ) POLICE, POLICE,
THEY COMIN' THIS WAY ! THIS WAY, COME ON,
Y'ALL ! GET MY MONEY !
HURRY, GET MY MONEY ! MY GIRLFRIEND KATIE
CAME IN FROM MAINE, SO GREAT TO SPEND
SOME QUALITY TIME WITH HER. HI, MY NAME IS KATIE. ( Chad )
I KNOW WE'RE STILL YOUNG, BUT, I GET THE FEELING
THAT KATIE, YOU KNOW, SHE MIGHT BE THE ONE. TYREE MADE ME
REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE, THE WAY HE WAS LOOKING
AT ME AND KATIE. SOMETHING IN HIS EYES
THAT KIND OF SCARED ME, YOU KNOW, AND, UH... IT WASN'T
APPROPRIATE. ... KEEP ON DOIN'
WHAT YOU DOIN'. AND THEN THERE WAS
THAT ONE NIGHT IN MY ROOM. ( audience )
OH ! ( Tyree )
SAY, NIGGA,
GET YOUR ASS UP. I NEED THAT BED.
I GOT COMPANY. MY MAN, LYSOL,
FRESH OUT THE JOINT. YEAH. HELLO, LYSOL,
NO PROBLEM, TYREE. C'MON, KATIE,
LET'S GO. NO, NAH, NAH, SON,
OOH, SHE CAN STAY. NO, YOU KNOW WHAT, CHAD ?
I'M GONNA STAY HERE. LYSOL AND TYREE, THEY'RE JUST
GENUINELY NICE GUYS. WHAT YOU WAITIN' FOR, MAN ?
GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CUT SOME BACON
OFF YOUR BACK. CAN WE STOP THE TAPE ? ( Lysol )
WHAT'S UP ? YEAH, WE GONNA SEND THAT
BACK TO THE JOINT SO NIGGAS KNOW
HOW WE LIVIN' OUT HERE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ? I SAW KATIE WITH, UH,
TYREE AND LYSOL, AND, UM,
I WORKED MY WAY THROUGH IT. ( Tyree )
DO YOUR THING THERE, DOGGY,
YEAH ! ( sobbing )
OH, KATIE... YO, COULD YOU HOLD IT DOWN ? WE'RE TRYIN' TO MAKE
LOVE OVER HERE. UM, IT'S GOOD
TO BE ALONE FOR A MINUTE IN THE CONFESSION
ROOM. ( laughing ) NIGGAS
IS WILDIN' ! ( crowd yelling ) I REMEMBER THAT WE WERE
ALL JOKING AROUND, AND TRON GOT ME
IN A, UH... A SLEEPER HOLD. OH YEAH ! ( crowd yelling ) I'M KING OF THE WORLD ! I DON'T THINK HE MEANT
TO HURT ME, BUT, UH... I DON'T, I'LL BE HONEST, I DON'T REMEMBER
A WHOLE LOT AFTER THAT. SSSSS ! ( crowd yelling ) ( Tyree )
WE GONNA TAKE
CHAD UPSTAIRS, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN',
AND TUCK HIM IN. OH, OKAY,
THAT'S NICE, YEAH. BE CAREFUL IF YOU GET
A SLEEPER HOLD BECAUSE THE NEXT DAY
YOUR ANUS WILL REALLY HURT. YOU KNOW, I'LL ADMIT IT, WHEN MY DAD CAME BY,
I WAS A LITTLE BIT CONCERNED. ( Chad )
HEY, GUYS, I'D LIKE TO
INTRODUCE YOU ALL TO MY DAD. I BROUGHT SOME BROWNIES. DO THEY GOT WEED
IN 'EM ? NO ! I FELT BAD
FOR THAT WHITE BOY, BUT HIS DADDY SHOULDN'T HAVE
LOOKED AT HER LIKE THAT, SO, YOU KNOW ? ... 'CAUSE I DON'T LIKE
HOW YOU LOOKED AT ME. WHY YOU GOTTA
LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT ?! ZONDRA, I APOLOGIZE. I DON'T KNOW HOW
I'M LOOKING AT YOU. LIKE THAT ! LIKE WHAT ?! OH, LOOK !
LOOK, HE DOIN' IT ! I'LL LOOK OVER HERE ! DON'T LOOK AT ME ! HE DON'T KNOW
HOW TO TALK TO PEOPLE. WHY YOU GOTTA BE LOOKIN'
AT ME, WHITE MAN ?! I'M NOT LOOKING
AT ANYONE, IF SOMEONE... ( grunting ) I'VE BEEN STABBED ! BLAH, BLAH... ZONDRA,
I'VE BEEN STABBED... AND I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I DID ! YOU CAME IN THE HOUSE
WITH SIX WILD (CENSORED), THAT'S WHAT YOU DID ! "I'M--
I'M BLEEDING !" ( Chad )
HEY, GUYS,
WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE ? ( chatter and music ) ( loud chatter
continues ) HA !
I SAID, LOOK... ENOUGH ! ( music stops ) WHAT IS WRONG
WITH YOU PEOPLE ?! CAN'T YOU BE QUIET
FOR ONE NIGHT ?! IT'S 1:30 IN THE MORNING
AND I HAVE TO GET UP EARLY TO GO TO WORK,
DAMN IT ! OH, THIS WHITE BOY'S
TRIPPIN', "YOU PEOPLE ?" WHAT THE HELL YOU MEAN,
"YOU PEOPLE ?!" I THINK WE NEED TO
HAVE A HOUSE MEETING, Y'ALL. A'IGHT ? ( stomping up stairs ) ( Zondra )
THE REASON WHY WE CALLED
THIS HOUSE MEETING IS BECAUSE WE JUST DON'T FEEL SAFE WITH YOU
IN THE HOUSE ANYMORE, CHAD. ARE YOU SERIOUS ? I DON'T FEEL SAFE. WE FEEL AS THOUGH YOU SHOULD
LEAVE, MAN... TODAY. I SHOULD LEAVE ? TYREE, YOU--
YOU STABBED MY DAD ! AND YOU HAD SEX
WITH KATIE. WAIT A MINUTE,
YOU GOT THAT ALL WRONG. I DIDN'T HAVE SEX
WITH KATIE. LYSOL HAD
SEX WITH KATIE. I JUST FILMED IT. NO, TYREE,
YOU HAD SEX WITH ME TOO. CORRECTION, I HAD SEX
WITH KATIE. AND NOW YOU
WANT ME TO LEAVE ?! I MEAN, REALLY, MAN, WE COULD JUST FUCK
YOU UP. BUT, YOU KNOW, WE TRYIN' TO BE,
YOU KNOW, COMBENIAL ABOUT THIS. BUT WORSE
COME TO WORSE, WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO
FUCK YOU UP. RIGHT. FINE, I--
I GUESS I'LL GO. HEY, CHAD ? I HAD SEX WITH KATIE TOO,
MAN. KATIE HAS
SOME BIG-ASS TITTIES. ( laughing ) ♪ OOOOOHHHHHH ♪ ♪ AAAHH
OH OH ♪ ♪ OH ♪ ♪ OOOOOH ♪ ♪ GOT THAT FEELING'
OOOHHH ♪ ♪ GOT THAT FEELING'
OOOOH ♪♪
Yeah it was, in the old juice/smoothie place across from the CVS downtown. Its now that CBD dog treat place.
Yes. LOL I love this skit. It was filmed at the old smoothie place ReJuiceaNation which as mentioned is now a CBD place. I love that they actually used the real logo/tshirts/etc. from the smoothie store. I miss that place, it was SO good :(
My god, a fuggin classic clip right here
Yeah filmed at Re-juice-a-nation with a scene on Court street.
I would say parts of it was from what I saw :)
I remember reading some scenes were shot in the heights too