The Lucky Charm Salesman | Rogue 1-60 | World of Warcraft Classic

so you want to be rich huh well you've come to the right place actually you haven't I don't know why you guys are asking me for gold making tips there's like there's guides all over YouTube you could just type it but you know what they say ask and you shall receive and I am a generous God and so I'm going to bestow upon you the gift of my knowledge on how to make money so put back on that armor and listen carefully idiots because I'm gonna teach you the hard tricks the billionaire's don't want you to know wow you're gonna be so who's gonna kill me welcome to Thousand Needles yes there's this place again except this time we're not here to watch NASCAR and deal with gnomes we are instead here to steal from the Grimtotem tribe a tribe of violent extremists who have made their home in dark cloud pinnacle normally tauren tribes are very spiritual placing high importance on maintaining a good bond with nature and only using violence where absolutely necessary the Grimtotem tribe however they make their kids fight each other to the death for sport that's pretty [ __ ] up now in the future this area comes under attack by the legion seemingly at random there's there's a real setup or foreshadowing or is there okay here's my tinfoil hat conspiracy theory when you are a clan who attacks peaceful villages unprovoked and frequently hosts child fighting pits you acquire a lot of bad karma putting the universe against you now cosmic punishment is inescapable the only thing that will delay it is luck just pure luck so wouldn't it stand to reason hypothetically speaking that if a rogue were to break into that camp in the dead of night and steal from them all their lucky charms they would no longer be shielded by luck and eventually five expansions later cosmic punishment would be fished out but that's just a theory what's important to note is that I now have a surplus of lucky charms in fact I have so many lucky charms I had to create an ultra spur Bank storage now these lucky charms have no actual in-game purpose they're just a flavor item but that hasn't stopped me from selling them anyway tired of losing your Lu trolls did that hunter really just need on your weapon seems like you've got bad luck my friend but cry no more because I have the item for you just put this lucky charm in your bag and you'll notice the difference immediately probably does it really work my friend look at my gear I don't go anywhere without my lucky charm that's another successful deal baby this doesn't actually do anything does it mom no not even slightly long know selling Lucky Charms has been my main hustle for as long as I can remember whenever I'm in a situation where a mock can't walk away for example waiting for a blimp I get to work selling Lucky Charms I always keep a stack on me it's not efficient but it is honest work okay maybe it's not exactly honest work but it sure makes for some good interactions and that's all I care about just this week diamo released and so I found myself back in fur Alice I didn't find dragon but with rumors of Alliance camping outside the dungeon circulating in chat I used this to my advantage careful alliance ahead okay thanks don't worry I have just the thing for your protection I open up a trade window and offer a lucky charm without offering anything in return he accepts the trade oh my friend protection does not come cheap cheap Oh what is your life worth surely at least one gold the shaman Ponder's for a second before offering five hundred and seventy gold and then canceling the trade well at least I now know the going rate for an orc shaman if I ever want to purchase one but if he thinks I'm done he is sorely mistaken I open up another trade window and get back to it I don't want you to lament when you find yourself embraced by death seal the deal now the shaman offers a greater mana potion I can't drink this we don't even use mana Arthur I don't want that junk how dare you junk how dare you my wares are of the highest quality I wasn't going to take such an insult especially not in front of so many people I have a reputation to uphold I challenge the shaman to a duel and it begins the shaman places down his totems and I open up with a cheap shot he is now stunned for a few seconds sinister strike into kidney shock secures another stun during which time I activate adrenaline rush so I can spam sinister strike by the time ghost wolf is able to get loose he's already lost 50% of his health and I've got three combo points on him the shaman attempts to kite me through his earth bind totem but I immediately break the slow with my sprint one more sinister strike into a four point eviscerate almost does the trick but he instant casts healing wave even so ghost wolf is fighting a losing battle I interrupt his second heal and he is eviscerated to death I won by my wares I scream as I trade him again but just as I offer the lucky charm an alliance road comes up behind me and kills me before I conceal the deal what a cruel fate ghost wolf kneels before me he could have left me in the dirt but instead he casts ancestral spirit raising me from the dead you saved me this time the lucky charm is on me whilst I've gotten better at my salesman tactics and I'm now sitting on a small fortune because of it I wasn't always wheeling and dealing in fact the early days were quite rough for you boy I remember them fondly especially that one time and raising at level 31 I had a bunch of quests to complete in the dungeon raised ofin cruel but more importantly I had lucky charms to sell realizing I could kill two birds with one stone I formed a group comprised of the strongest people I could find and this healer now I don't have the footage to show you but inviting this healer was actually a mistake an accident I was meant to invite a friend of mine but then this healer whispered me as I went to invite them so I I miss clicks and they joined and I felt too bad to kick them because they were like Oh finally someone invited me I've been looking all day so even though I didn't have to take this healer I felt bad and did remember that detail just before we enter the dungeon I stopped the party so I can do a pitch for them and it goes like this I use superstitious perhaps a little stitches and I've already lost two of them can't get that quest item to drop I lost another one come on come on College stay with me pal cursed with bad luck then you need a lucky charm for only 50 silver feel better ablaze come back listen to my pitch 50 silver seems a bit much for that what would you bid 72 cop 73 I can do 20 silver a lag on silver think of my poor undead children we've got to eat two who have no testicles making a sale was going to be very hard with this group perhaps my most challenging endeavor yet but a true salesman never gives up and if they thought they were going to leave Razer femme cruel without purchasing a lucky charm boy were they wrong the dungeon ahead should only take about an hour to complete which is more than enough time for me to sociopathically manipulate these people into liking me so I can sell them junk I shed a bunch of dungeon quests with my group which is a certified bro move and I also handed out some potions I was racking up nice-guy points already trying to gather enough time to drop combat so you can drink if you need not needed yet yeah most luther major and the same guys i really got to move these Lucky Charms over the course of the next few minutes we dropped a lot of greens and i of course use this to my advantage so many greens day thanks lucky charm without that lucky charm you know what this guy's pretty good five minutes later the shaman goes afk to play fantasy football or something sorry fine to say football trade draft is tonight dude but we had pair trading I'm just saying you get that lucky chump you'll get all the football dude they'll be like damn man you got that guy he kicks the Bulls so good and then we killed the first boss okay guys I'm gonna say it now until the next boss all lucky charm purchases up buy one get one free gift one to a loved one a family member a friend your teacher your wife's boyfriend everyone loves a lucky charm and then we killed bus to a little while later the tank realizes he's run out of ammo so he can no longer ranged pull gun I ask because you know I'm always packing holy [ __ ] that's cool he replies I can facepalm but that's not good enough for me I say I got you and I trade him some of my ammo and a lucky charm he offers 20 silver and that's another successful deal babe later we come upon a chest and it's time to roll for it I roll a 69 nice and the tank rolls in 96 ahh now I'm not going to say that because the tank had purchased a lucky charm he won the role but I am going to heavily imply it please please buy my Lucky Charms any other minors yes I am 13 please laugh normally once you've beaten the final boss the dungeon is over however raze offend cruel has a bonus quest at the end where you have to escort a goblin all the way back to the entrance of the dungeon clearing out all these extra mobs on the way this adds another 10 or 15 minutes to the dungeon so understandably the mage doesn't want to do this just before they leave I try to trade them a lucky charm hoping that they will offer something anything but no they they have shown the way and so the four of us remaining fight our way to the escort quest and begin at 15 minutes pass and we're about to reach the end of the dungeon oh I guess the the start of the dungeon that the quest is going to complete here I go to trade the healer and prepare to give my final pitch it is then that I find that the healer has put me on ignore once the healer who I accidentally invited and only took them along with me because I felt bad put me on ignore that won't buy my lucky charm ha you want to keep my undead children starving do you I won't let you get away with this five minutes pass and I wait for the quest to just about complete and then I kick the priests to complete the quest and I take my leave good luck out there compose your steaming pile economy post [Music] [Applause] [Music] it's agenda [Music] much [Music] why do you know [Music] he's a piece up convite [Music] but seriously guys I got to move these Lucky Charms if you're on grub ulis na and you've noticed that things just haven't been going your way please don't suffer in silence turn your bad luck around today send me some mail attach whatever a lucky charm is worth to you and I will send you back a lucky charm I promise by the time this video goes live I will be on a plane moving my ass to Texas so expect a little downtime whilst I get set up in my new place special thanks to my patrons for supporting this video you are all my lucky charms more classic while content to come please like and subscribe and I'll see you in the next video [Music]

Channel: Barny64

Views: 1,025,120

Keywords: barny, wow classic, world of wacraft classic, 1-60, wow 1-60, world of warcraft leveling, rogue, classic, wow leveling, dungeon, raid, guide, quest, 1-300, horde, alliance, grobbulus, money, how to make money, how to make gold, gold wow classic, gold guide wow classic, gold guide, funny, lucky charm

Id: 1b67Vl8iy1U

Length: 10min 51sec (651 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 19 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/kinlar]

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[u/Sockmonkey679]

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[u/Hieb]

I had low expectations, but I'm glad I watched that

[u/Dr-Moreau]

I purchased a charm. Never lost a roll since!

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