E;R: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. I used to reminisce about the old days of the Avatar fandom, a time of peace... ... when western TV animation was finally being shown as a potential medium for good storytelling... But that all changed when the Nickelodeon executives attacked... ... only Head Writer, Aaron Ehasz, mastered the storytelling elements... ...only by following in his footsteps could the ruthless 'nick' execs be stopped, but when Mike and Brian needed him most he vanished. Three years had passed and the nick execs replaced the good Avatar name with "The Legend of Korra". At the end of the first season, myself and the other disappointed avatar fans abandoned Korra to preserve our good memories of the original show... Leaving Tumblr to look after the fandom... Some people believe that Korra was as good as or better than avatar, and that the series is "darker and therefore more mature" ... But I haven't lost hope. I still believe that somehow this review will return them to their senses and save the fandom. Subtitles by:
KnightWalker49 sign here] And Woodensponge i guess, [sign here] [Robert Neville (Will Smith) in I Am Legend]
Listen, uh... If you're planning a party or something just tell me now... Okay, because you know I don't like surprises, and I swear i'll act surprised okay? *Far away voice, coming from a young child*
Y o u g o t t a d e a l w i t h i t ! *someone in the distance* *Car pulls into reverse* *Car stops and skids* *Dog barks twice* *Car skidding* *Dog barks* Hey! Hey!!! *Car stops and skids* *Car door opens* Young Whorra: You gotta deal with...
Neville: No! No!!! o shit. No! How did you get out here? Tell me right now! Young Whorra: I'm the avatar! You gotta... *e a t l e a d* *Gun fires in a short, rapid manner several times* *Roaring echo* *Roaring echo slowly fades* holy shit the whore is dead *breaths heavily* *Sudden static* *Sudden static* Young Avatar Whorra: Deal with it! *Gun fires in a short, rapid manner several times*
Young Avatar Whorra: Deal with it! *Gun fires in a short, rapid manner several times*
Young Avatar Whorra: Deal with it! 2x *Gun fires in a short, rapid manner several times*
Young Avatar Whorra: Deal with it! 3x *Gun fires in a short, rapid manner several times*
Young Avatar Whorra: Deal with it! 4x *Gun fires in a short, rapid manner several times*
Young Avatar Whorra: Deal with it! 5x *Gun fires in a short, rapid manner several times*
Young Avatar Whorra: Deal with it! 6x *Gun fires in a short, rapid manner several times*
Young Avatar Whorra: Deal with it! 7x *Gun fires in a short, rapid manner several times*
Young Avatar Whorra: Deal with it! (i give up) *Slowed Down Deep Voice*
Avatar Worra: Deal with it! *Slowed Down Deep Voice*
Avatar Whorra: Deal with it!
*Sudden, repeated Static* *Slowed Down Deep Voice*
Avatar Whorra: D e a l w i t h i t !
*Sudden, repeated Static*
*Crying as if the person is in deep pain and depression* *Static* *TV high-pitched noise* send nudes
Lemme Smash E;R: With a likable, well-developed cast of intelligent, kick-ass characters and a mature, but kid-friendly plot, came one of the finest pieces of TV animation that graced western media. It was a testament to the power of slightly higher quality animation than usual, coupled with good writing and storytelling. I'm talking, of course, about "Avatar: The Last Airbender," created by Bryan Konietzko and Michael Dante DiMartino. Or more simply, "Bryke". But then years later came the inevitable schlock to tarnish the good "Avatar" name, a true garbage mound of unintelligible refuse. It was terribly paced, the story made no sense, and it horribly butchered source material beloved by many die-hard fans. No, not that! *record scratch* I... I mean "The Legend of Korra" I know it's popular to hate on "The Last Airbender" movie and rightfully so, but at least you can utterly disconnect that f***ing God-awful adaptation from the original show. You can say that Bryke had nothing to do with it, and leave it at that. But "The Legend of Korra" is an honest-to-God, dyed in the wool continuation of Avatar by Bryke themselves. So no matter how horrendous, you can't really pretend it never happened. And unfortunately, "The Legend of Korra" is an absolute travesty. It fails in every regard as a sequel and to an even greater extent, it fails as a story. *Screaming*
*Molotov Breaks*
*Explosion* *Explosion*
*Screaming* *Explosions*
*Screaming*
*Jetstream Sam laughing* *Far away explosions and screaming* *Smirks* *Far away explosions and screaming* E;R: "Oh can't compare it to another series that directly associates itself with, that'd be completely unfair! Korra is its own story... ... even if it borrowed its universe, setting, magic system, characters' plot threats, and pandering bait from Avatar! It's really its own thing!" Really! /sarcasm Shoe0nHead: Oh... My... God... You dense motherfu-- All right, all right, guys, I get it... I'm making a pretty bold claim here. A lot of retards on IMDB and TV.com really really liked it, so my words are clearly tantamount to heresy! Sure, its animation, its visuals and its sound design and soundtrack are top-notch stuff. But those are only there to facilitate the story. You can't tell a good story with just those things; you need a solid narrative with solid characters and solid execution. "The Legend of Korra" simply does not have any of that. *Korra fandom shocked*
*Girl: OH!* E;R: I must confess to a bias. I love "Avatar: The Last Airbender." I think it's great, and a masterpiece of western TV animation, and I'm objectively not wrong about that. (this fucking kid) I think it's great, and a masterpiece of western TV animation, and I'm objectively not wrong about that. But I can also recognize that it is, as with most things, flawed. Just for example: (here we fucking go kids) Aang: Just because no one has seen an airbender doesn't mean the fire nation killed them all. They probably escaped! Katara: I know it's hard to accept... Aang: You don't understand, Katara. The only way to get to an Airbender Temple is on a flying bison, and I doubt the fire nation has any flying bison. (thats where your wrong kiddo) Sozin: The timing was perfect to change the world... I knew the next avatar would be born an Air Nomad... ... so I wiped out the Air Temples... *Static* {note: The fire nation properly used those massive fuck-off blimps to reach the air temples, so yeah E;R is kinda a fucking idiot; but I still love him, the anti-Semitic fuck.} Father: What should we name her? Mother: I want our daughter to be unique... ... i want it to mean something... Destiny... (x1) Destiny. (x2) Destiny... (x3) Destiny. (x4) Aang: Destiny... (x5)
Jeong Jeong: Destiny... (x6) Destiny... (x7) Destiny?! (x8) Destiny...(x9) Destiny... (x10) Destiny... (x11) Destiny... (x12) Katara: Destiny!? (x13) Prince Zuko: Destiny... (x14) Prince Zuko: Destiny... (x15)
Iroh: Destiny?! (x16) Destiny... (x17) Prince Zuko: S t o p i t , u n c l e ! Iroh: Destiny... (x18) Prince Zuko: Destiny... (x19) Iroh: Destiny. (x20) Avatar Roku: Destiny... (x21) Prince Zuko: Destiny... (x22) [Character Name]: Destiny... (x23) Prince Zuko: Destiny... (x24) Destiny... (x25) Destiny... (x26 ) Destiny... (x27) Iroh: Destiny... (x28) Destiny... (x29) Katara: Destiny... (x30) Destiny... (x31) [Character Name]: Destiny. (x32) Destiny... (x33) Iroh: Destiny. (x34) Destiny. (x35) [The bitch from 'Final Fantasy 13' (A.K.A Lighting) ]: Destiny is destiny. (im not counting this one) Sokka: Destiny. (x36) Iroh: Destiny... (x37) Mother: I know what I want to name our baby now... Destiny Hope (x38) (fucking 38 times lets goooooo) *Static* Aang: This goes against everything I learned from the monks. I can't just go around wiping out people I don't like! [Aang smacks Zuko into the wall] [Then the roof]
(aang assult counter: 1) (Lets enjoy some "In the Hall of the Mountain King", while Aang fucking gameends everyone)
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[does it count since its sparring? idfk] (dead) (aang assult counter: 11) Sokka: I'm starting to get some feeling back... (fuck you) Sokka: O w w w . . . (music still plays) (aang assult counter: 12) [Aang forces the tank (which could also have used the reach the air temples) off the side of the mountain, almost certainly killing everyone inside.]
(aang assult counter: 13) [Wow, look at the size of that explosion, who knows how many people that killed!] (aang assult counter: 14) (aang assult counter: 15) (aang assult counter: 16) (aang assult counter: 17) (aang assult counter: 18) [Aang blows a bunch of men (don't laugh) off the ladder, who properly die from the fall, or at the very least suffer some kind of broken bones/serious injury.]
(aang assult counter: 19) (aang assult counter: 20) Fire Nation Soldier: *Screams* (aang assult counter: 21) [Aang commits mass murder in the avatar state]
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(aang assult counter: 38) Aang: Enough! (aang assult counter: 39) (i misspelled assault on purpose because its funny) (\\ 39 \\) [ -- 39 -- ] ( // 39 // ) [ -- 39 -- ] ( \\ 39 \\ ) [ -- 39 -- ] Sokka: Sure, you can! *Static* Aang: Then you figure out a way for me to beat the Fire Lord without taking his life, i'd love to hear it! [Music plays] (is this cropped porn) *Static* Fire Lord Ozi: Why are you really here? Zuko (Cute Baby Voice):
I want my mommy... (outdated funny) *Static* [kissing without asking first]
(aang assult counter: 40) (ITS FUCKING 40 PEOPLE) *Static* E;R: So a few things are perfect, but largely avatar was cognizant of its limits and meticulous in working with or around them. Sokka: We don't even know if Bumi's still... Aang: What? if he's still what? Aang: W h a t ? i f h e ' s s t i l l w h a t ? Sokka: Around... E;R: "The Ember Island Players" episode is a hilarious and meta example just how self-aware the show was "The Legend of Korra", however, is a humongous disservice to true avatar fans everywhere... ... stripping everything that was good and virtuous about the original show for a contrived and shallow Continuation in the same vein as George Lucas' Star Wars prequels. now... ... I know, what some of you are inevitably thinking " Well, who are you to criticise Bryke ? It's their cartoon... ... they could do whatever the hell they wanted with it! Just because you were a fan of the original show, it doesn't entitle you to anything!" Fire Nation Captain (honestly, I forget his actual name and am just too damed lazy to look it up, sorry. :/) : Ah... no. E;R: Alright allow me to flip the script on you. "Who are you to criticize M. Night? It's his movie... ... he could do whatever the hell he wanted with it! Just because you were a fan of the original show. It doesn't entitle you to anything!" Interviewer: They just don't get you. M. Night: They've never got me and it's getting worse. They're like, it's almost like "go away". (because it is) Congratulations! now "The Last Airbender" is a shining beacon of a film, above reproach, a prime example... ... of what all movie adaptions ought to be! good job guys!
*He says sarcastically* I think most people, fans of avatar and not, would agree with me that "The Last Airbender" movie is deserving of criticism... ... and that concession means that "The Legend of Korra" is also deserving of criticism, but hey just flinging facts around doesn't convince anybody, right? So why don't I just show you what i mean by all this? We'll start at the beginning and work from there, Book 1 titled: Air For all the hot air Whorra kept blowing out of her f***ing a-. Worra: Let's Do this! [Whorra then proceeds to run into the spinning board like the idiot she is.] [Whorra keeps repeatedly runs into the board because she's a kinky bitch who loves pain.] [OH YES DADDY!] "The Legend of Korra" begins with "The Order of the White Lotus" in the hunt for the next Avatar in the Southern Water Tribe... ... because Aang is super Dea-- upon following up on an invitation from Tonraq and Senna, the order finds Korra... Young Whorra: I'm the avatar! You got a deal with it! (when you realize that the avatar is a sack of shit that talks back) *the sound of utter regret* E;R: Immediately it's evident that there's a huge schism between "The Legend of Korra and the original show. Katara: Why didn't you tell us you were the avatar?
*Wall debris scatter and break* Aang: Because... i never wanted to be... Whorra: I ' m t h e a v a t a r ! Y o u g o t t a d e a l w i t h i t ! E;R: Keep these respective attitudes in mind For when I later to decide which of them is indicative of a huge Cu@t! Whorra here is approximately four years old... Already she can bend water, earth and fire. It's pretty safe to assume that she wasn't hard at work training as a toddler [at all] right? So what the fuck?! For comparison's sake, Aang was an airbending prodigy, having mastered the element at the ripe age of 12? The youngest airbending master in history, however from the start, he's not shown to have mastery over any of the other elements. Until he begins actively training with Katara, even then he only has a knack for... ... waterbending, a reluctant affinity for firebending, and earthbending as a crapshoot. Airbending took him six years to master, and the other elements took months of training to gain proficiency in with the added pressure of having... ... to take down Ozai before the arrival of Sozin's comet. *Static* Avatar Roku: Mastering the elements takes years of discipline and practice... ... but if the world is to survive... you must do it by Summer's end E;R: Yet at only a fraction of his age and with nowhere near the amount of effort Involved, Whorra is already miles ahead of ahead of him in bending. [Sad music plays] I guess Aang's not really much of a prodigy after all, because it's not like Whorra is a sh**ty "Mary Sue" or anything ...! Now the toy relic test for determining the avatar, based off a real-life Tibetan buddhist method, is Exclusively an Air Nomad thing for some reason, so I guess every other nations avatar was born as an unbelievably precocious little sh** little sh**: Now this is podracing! E;R: Now, 13 years later, Whorra has mastered all the elements except for airbending. Oh and Katara's now Gran-Gran I don't know if she's aged well or not. Fortune Teller: And then you'll have your third ""great"" grandchild before quietly passing away in your sleep. Is that enough information for you? Why is my Katara so old...?
*He says sadly* *Static* Now it's worth noting that Whorra is spiritually deficient, in fact, her connection to the spirit world is entirely "non-existent", the show makes the point of this... ... 'ONCE' at the beginning... to try and explain why it's so difficult for Whorra to pick up airbending later. But... it's not really because of that at all... as you will be shown every breakthrough that Whorra has in airbending has f*** all to do with spirituality. And in no point in the show does Whorra connect to the spirit world of her own accord, the show never really addresses Whorra's lack... ... of spirituality throughout the season and so it remains just one of the many ...m a n y gaping plotholes (a traincrash correctly and accurately representing how the legend of whorra is an absolute trainwreck) E;R: Aang and Katara's son tenzin shows up with his family and [Record scratch ]-- wait a minute. Is that a sky bison. Why are there more flying bison? Grubby pirate from "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Black Pearl": You, you're supposed to be dead. y o u ' r e s u p p o s e d t o b e d e a d . E;R: Unless... 1/2 of Bryke: You should really be wondering about it Appa and Momo Romance appa and Momo romance 1/2 of Bryke (slowed down): Appa and Momo romance. A P P A A N D M O M O R O M A N C E ["Careless Whisper" By George Michael plays] (not safe for work sounds play while a black man from adult swim looks at you precariously) (The man realizes that the sounds are coming from animals and starts frowning as he was getting off to animals fucking all along) O h N o I knew it was only a matter of time! Appa fu-[Bleep] Momo. N o , h o m o M o m o well according to the internet Aang just so happened to stumble across an island with a whole subspecies of sky bison and while there are no more flying lemurs apparently there's still [a] close Relative called ring-tailed lemurs that also fly. Anyway, tenzin and his adorable family swooped in and it's pretty clear that They're either really concerned with you populating airbenders or with cuivre [whole] Old-as-shit Katara: it's so good to see all of you. Little Girl:Gran-Gran I've been reading all about your old adventures I've been dying to ask you what happened to zuko's mom. Old-as-shit Katara: Well Jinora. It's an incredible tale-- Old-as-shit Katara: Well Jinora. It's an incredible tale--
(outdated funny fades in) [Old-as-shit Katara is rudely cut off by an annoying little shit who repeatedly shouts "oh My God" a lot. (Basically the korra fandom in a nutshell) (my face when one of my grand kids is a degenerate) E;R: but wait They're only dropping in to tell Whorra her airbending training will be put on indefinite hold because of (wait for it) r e a s o n s (say it with me) And that they're heading back to Republic city in the morning Now was there no other way for Tenzin to communicate this to take his entire family, including his very pregnant wife? Tenzin's very pregnant wife: stop doting on me. I'm not helpless. I ' m j u s t p r e g n a n t And to fly the more than halfway across the world to stay a single night at the South pole? was the use of carrier Hawks discontinued in the past [seventy] years in any case it seems like tenzin got a hold of a copy of the script and shuttled him and his family to the south pole for a series of really ham-fisted character Introductions and possibly two set of a conflict for Whorra to illustrate just how tough and independent she is in spite of having a v a g i n a ! The last American Hero: Fuck her right in the p-- E;R: Tenzin tells Whorra that the Situation in Republic City is very unstable and that he's needed there So Whorra comes up with a 'brilliant' plan of going back with him. Whorra: If you can't stay here then I'll go back to Republic city with you. It's perfect! (no its not and we will know why later on) Some old Fucker: Absolutely not. [destroyed] The city is far too dangerous (it only becomes dangerous because of her, again we will learn why later on) E;R: But whorra that's spunky little hothead that she is decides to go anyway with her polar-Bear dog thing There's a nice little scene paralleling Katara and Sokka's departure with Gran-Gran and courses Goodbye to her parents who apparently had no issue with her fleeing the white lotus compound against the white lotuses wishes that couldn't possibly be Incredibly lazy writing. And so Whorra is on her merry Fairy way, it presumably tastes a single night sweet Republic City (another outdated funny) (e;r normie confirmed???!?) [Sonic X theme song] E;R: [Wha-Hoo] Boy Republic city is the capital of a fifth nation called the United Republic of nations aang put it together to, you guessed it, unite the four nations. Kind of like the plan of some other guy, just by looking at it You can tell a lot has changed in the past seventy years High-rise architecture airships cars. Remember how avatar was set in an ancient asiatic like world in which some people were able to manipulate the classical elements [by] use of psychokinetic variants of Chinese martial arts known as bending? And that the world around them reflected that? well forget that! cause u h h h h h h h h h h h h h h Bryan Kinetico really like stuff having to do with the prohibition now. We're in a kind of asian infused 1920s, New York Sokka: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Historical parallelism is all very well and good, but why would all these technological? Advancements happen so quickly? Sure the Fire Nation had it's steampunk machinery, but that all came about during a century long war for world domination. Why has industrialization gone forward so hardcore during peacetime? Seventy years ago, the car and Ostrich horse was the most advanced form of personal transportation. Ba-sing-sey's trains were powered by earthbending. how in the fuck did cameras telephones and radios develop at the same time as the fucking printing press? You know some of these took decades, even centuries before we saw them in forms like these in our own world. And our world is without magical psychokinetic powers Elsewise you bet technology would have evolved very very differently Special guest Hans Zimmer: Bwam! It's almost like Bryke Just thought all this new stuff would look cool and didn't put any more thought into it than that like this giant monument of Aang. I mean, I doubt aang, Mr. Dalai Lama Ripoff would have taken a strip out of Ozai scroll and let a giant statue of himself be commissioned But hey, it sure looks neato. It doesn't have to make sense to it, just needs to look cool and innovative It's basically at this point that legend of Korra became inoperable as a story There's no getting around that the setting has no rhyme nor reason to it and couldn't actually work. Especially on the timeline We're given it's in congress with a pure universe in too many ways yet everything in legend of Korra takes place here everything takes place in this huge bumbling mistake. "Legend of Korra" is Fundamentally broken, you can't cover that up, so from here on out most of my complaints will just be nitpicking Well, I'd like to think of it as pointing out really obvious in-your-fucking-face flaws... But I can't underestimate the obliviousness of some people (the upcoming clips are proof that korra fucked and abused the city that she was not supposed to enter anyway then actually help it like how a protagonist fucking should) ha ha, ignorant Country Bumpkin, Streets are for cars. Not giant polar Bear dogs, well, those guys are fucking dead. (korra assult counter: 1)
(the misspelling is still intentional) After being chewed out by a vendor for not knowing that food costs money. whorra meets her first Vagabond And I guess it just dawns on her that the city doesn't just hand everybody everything they want But she's the avatar so she knows that this doesn't apply to her. Next she sees her first equalist demonstration Equalist Speaker: Are you tired of living under the Tyranny of benders? Then join the equalists! [The intro for "Everyday Equalist" plays] [Surprise Motherfuckers!] Equalist Speaker: For too long! The bending elite of this city have forced non-benders to live as lower-class citizens! E;R: Maybe they've got a point. Firebenders did cause a huge war with a devastating impact on the world, in fact It seems like every major problem stems from benders you know what I kind of like that!
(i never heard e;r complement something he was complaining about before holy shit) A deconstruction of the Avatar setting was really the only way up is a sequel. Now if only the new setting weren't so profoundly biased for non bending already (never mind) Did you see all the technology that doesn't require any bending at all?! The only truly oppressive facet of Benders now Is that non-Benders can't be them. Of course, Whorra's oblivious to everything. (more like a fucking sociopath) Whorra: What are you talking about? Bending is the coolest thing in the world! [YEAH] Equalist Speaker: Oh yeah, let me guess. You're a bender. Whorra: Yeah, I am (and you gotta deal with it) (fucking death) Equalist Speaker: And I bet you just love to knock me off this platform with some waterbending, huh? Buffering... (/) Buffering...(-) Buffering... (\) Buffering... (|) Buffering... (/) Whorra: I'm seriously thinking abo-- Equalist Speaker: Benders like this girl only want to use their power to oppress us. [and you gotta deal with it] [Crowd yells angrily at Whorra, and really, who can blame them?] Whorra: What? I'm not oppressing anyone. You're... (distant fuck her right in the pussy) y o u ' r e o p p r e s s i n g y o u r s e l v e s . (fucking rekt) Equalist Speaker: That didn't even make sense! Angry Woman: Fuck-face! E;R: As if they couldn't hammer the point that benders are 'oppressive' any harder enter the 'Triple Threat Triad'. Triple Threat Triad#1: You're in 'Triple Threat Triad' territory, and we're about to put you in the hospital. (holy shit thats epic) Whorra: You're the only ones who are gonna need a hospital (HOLY FUCC)
and for your sake. I hope there's one nearby. E;R: [Sigh] (korra assult counter: 2)
They threatened one little shopkeeper in Whorra decides to mop the street with them, or well wreck the street with them The police show up in arrest Whorra because property damage is the only thing she's not allowed to get away with today. [Loud craking sound] Mortal Kombat Announcer: Fatality! (korra assult counter: 3)
Whorra resist because "dur, she's the avatar" and there's a nice little chase sequence [Music Plays] [Polar Bear dog-thing screams as the MeeM TeeM Force captures the cunt.] E;R: Wouldn't you know it Whorra's caught. She briefly meets with lin beifong, Tofts' daughter and the token hard-ass lady police chief (this scene forshadows how fucking awful whorra is gonna be)
Then is bailed out by tenzin and endures no other consequences for her actions. JonTron: What the fuck! E;R: She's immediately taken on as tenzins pupil, recognized by Republic City is the great and almighty avatar and all's well that ends well. Whorra (over Radio): I'm so happy to be here. Thank you Republic City. Tenzin: All right, that's all the questions We'll-- Equalist soldier: Amon. How do you want to handle this? Amon: So the avatar has arrived early, it looks like we'll have to accelerate our plans. E;R: Man Amon, good thing this series of events transpired in favour of your plans. I mean if Whorra were any less of a 'strong independent womin', if her airbending teacher were any less lenient with her and if her Parents gave a single iota of a shit, who knows how long it would have taken for her to get to Republic City. If Whorra weren't such a massive Mary Sue and had to travel the world to master the elements like every other Avatar. Then you'd have to wait around forever to get your hands on her. Luckily coincidence was on your side. okay, get ready, I'm about to say something positive about Whorra. This guy is cool. Cool hood, cool Mask, cool voice Amon: The avatar has arrived early Cool ominous music. Just damn c o o l Now, don't worry, the show's going to completely undermine his character in every possible fashion Dio( In Japanese): It was I Dio, all along. E;R: But more on that later. (more subtitle shenanigans by woodensponge and kightwalker49 in the next episode)
I've never liked E;R, he usually has some decent criticisms but they're always buried in a massive pile of annoying whining and cringe-worthy humour.
Oh, E.R. THAT guy................
By the way I figured out the guy's review technique and why he reviews the way he does.
He did a good job showing how Korra had essentially no character development in the first season. She did not change one iota over the whole 12 episodes.
EDIT: PLEASE KEEP DOWNVOTING ME, I DIDN'T LIKE THE LATER SEASONS EITHER (Season 3 was ok though)