The Last Airbender is the Worst Thing We've Seen So Far

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of Abbot I know everything he knows everything they're not gonna say anything they're gonna tell us the stuff say the things crazy oh boo title crawl in the original that opening narration is iconic it gives you everything you need to know yeah by this one's like Star Wars except bad is she white yeah I'm seeing as was a white girl yeah that's not good my mother was taken prisoner and killed when I was young I'm really sick of the narration and kind of feeling like this is gonna be a regular thing you know I think it's probably good enough holed up for the rest of the thing really happy about that love seeing white people dressed as you know Inuits is it boomerang oh yeah it's like in the moon that caught in the cartoon he had a little he had his little uh what what did you think was gonna happen yeah you dumb [ __ ] what's wrong with you oh I'm just gonna I'm gonna break the ice Oh God the ice is breaking time don't come here this is probably some Fire Nation trick what why it was under the ice yeah there's a giant ice really their domain sorry block of ice as the fire nations doing what is he gonna be you this big old Buffalo um what's it name with the call a poo wait we just skipped the whole intro yeah we're not even meeting him well it's a good thing we teleported here so I can tell you more about myself yeah what was the [ __ ] journey may I have this conversation on the way back or is just regular screenwriting stuff you're not so upset not as much as I was see I what what what was that what are these were their choices maybe they're not even choices maybe these are curses hey here's the thing I wanted to approach this movie as a person you know as a film watcher not as someone like everybody who watches movies like all it's not accurate the lore and the Canon isn't right no I want to see if this movie is actually bad and so far as a film it's bad it's breaking every rule there's a really good non-violent invasions yeah oh no the horrible fire nations and me don't you dare rise up against us or we'll do something maybe oh god it's [ __ ] cold here man don't souca souca same ahsoka tano you guys watch the show hey it's Zuko hi I'm gonna make them do embarrassing thing I'm gonna make them react to videos on the Internet Oh stink all right go better business this boy is our responsibility why you don't even know him we didn't get a moment for you to interact with him or get to know him or meet him or even tell you is this not just me he wants to go home even like he's this boy - you don't even know his name no he's taking them back to his nest to feed my name is eatable here oh no it's a regional thing I guess we don't have to pronounce any of the names right I'm like 10 for 10 on all the stuff I remember yeah well this is the pilot episode still yeah Oh another whitey all the speaking roles go to the white people I believe they are air venting tattoos and he will have trouble finding a job this is kind of hot honestly it was really nice eyes she's not unattractive for an older woman oh yeah I mean that's what he plans on doing is [ __ ] running with this giant flying kite you stupid idiot oh it's like no tension at all no like some things you just don't need to adapt one for one you know that's basically the whole pilot episode yeah and it just it was so on engaging in the human form is it okay if you tell me your name the monks named me off uh-huh come ounce one thing correctly it's mom all right yeah good you know more about this and I do not Li house weird cuts it's about two skeletons [Laughter] Star Wars this whole just guilt yeah what was that music holy land for was that we there's no reveal God is such a [ __ ] amateur movie yeah please react we can we get a reaction to this that's right you're doing you're doing great sweetie dragon spirit is that a thing you know buddy squared up he's gonna beat the [ __ ] out of it first time he's done that buzz on the shepherd he was all like yes yeah this was just like I [ __ ] what's airbending I know it out of box [ __ ] I mean she's still she still does not know what she was supposed to react to in that scene I just want them to be directed like tell the actors what to do look at them they don't know like some are new look at the same direction now I'm going to beat the [ __ ] out of you guys for my daily training like the Witcher but yeah are you the avatar wrong are you right one more car ah let's try one more time avatar that child is being arrested like he was bending tiny stones at us from behind a tree it really hurt ha ha egg you didn't even try we're Aang's not even [ __ ] handcuffed anymore well they put them in this concentration camp that's clearly an opening yeah he could just find a climb of open-concept septic concentration if only there was some way for us to shift the land around us to get out of here our natural enemy rock wall formation yeah oh [ __ ] he's right I ran away but I'm back now here we go love the script this is it are you an airbender boy airbender boy no one has good line delivery it's like she came in way too many seconds late for the yeah you'll see everything in this scene has been off its timing why is this still one take why are they proud of this like the energy the energy is you know what it exactly is the energy is a Thursday night showing of Airbender ah nice it's gonna be a hard one to convey to the audience that like it's just so badly edited it's so we just don't like this movie Aang and Sokka probably could have just not gotten arrested if they fought back in the first place I think yeah avatar kyoshi 200 years well if I got that name right Jesus Christ close up we just got closer just back up a little bit should we try it yes we should yes let's continue the movie I hate that that was camera and camera B for the whole conversation it looked like [ __ ] and then immediately right after they're done talking we cut away two more [ __ ] that we don't understand this movie is very hard to watch I love that say thumbs up [ __ ] fake Chinese yeah that was like if you like a kid pretend it was kind of like a Billy Madison when he rides ZZZ is this gonna fade to a lot of fades yep there yeah we don't have it this has to fade too we don't have enough time to understand what we're watching Oh oz sorry the fire nation yeah I can't really tell it's very imposing but I believe they may contain information as to where the ocean and Moon spirits live in this world I don't know what the [ __ ] those are twice they walk down this hallway yup and Stein feet did this op walked in front look sir front then they did it again and then he walked in front again after five feet you can't [ __ ] fool me it's all that [ __ ] I understand now watching this I fully understand why everybody's been [ __ ] on M night Shyamalan this is probably the most amateurish movie I've ever seen comparative to budget I'll say it that way I've seen worse directed movies but like compared to what I've seen from this man before he didn't have in this current age we have like you know oh Suicide Squad had likes to do tampering yeah this movie was he just got to do whatever he wanted and he still did bad he chose wrong he did did a bad job I just visited there and came back I'd be back in less than it why wait what huh what wait what was the shot of Socko what's happening right now that was a cut to them oh my god so hard it's like the movies fighting us it's like actively trying not to convey the information properly it's like a guy who's like trying to pickpocket you on the train and he's already [ __ ] up twice and you are on to him but you still have to keep watching him because he won't stop somehow that was a perfect analogy about a thousand toys and party and asked me to choose four I said I chose the same four objects that belong to the previous avatars that's when they told me I could have no family those are your four toys no family it's over buddy it's imagine going into a room loving your family and being shown a thousand toys and immediately being told no more family only four of those toys you chose the correct four toys which means you are now punished to have no family shouldn't pick those toys dumbass oh this is just like a Episode two attack of the clones or Fifty Shades of Grey loudest music is this like the last Nickelodeon movie to come out in theatres avatar the last movie the sloppiest fight ever oh you CGI his face that's not him it looks really weird let's see they're hiding it on purpose yeah hate that alright Missy's anybody's facing the thing you think my son is this person the soldiers are calling the Blue Spirit yes yeah what is this I don't know I really hope the movie tells me soon a gas leak each through that woman we're gonna put a gas leak in his boat room and hope that he's in it when it explodes he's gone to seek out someone in the Northern Water Tribe where they have lived beyond our reach and openly practice waterbending 80% of this movie is just exposition voiceovers yeah her head looks like a dick it does the [ __ ] my brother in the princess became friends right away they became quick friends they got married you can tell that they became quick friends you could see the chemistry between the two of them they have not spoken to each other but they became quick friends more white people just love seeing white people as my god she gets to talk what's the surprising why is your hair white young lady he looks very odd that's [ __ ] up you should not be making your girlfriend my hair's white because when I was born I was not awake and whether her father could not get me to make a sound or move right now it's like what the [ __ ] he's like I don't like you anymore you're weird you didn't tell me that you didn't ask me yeah you didn't ask you instead you some [ __ ] made fun of her first these cuts it's like I this seems just decided okay we're done any problems yeah a lot now so they well for one they tried to kill you for one you're in hiding you [ __ ] idiot not be allowed to live in peace until I bring the Avatar to my father he's not not to to you can we just get one more try on that oh my god he's gone I just cuts are making my tummy hurt they're making me sick oh no we get a reaction and what did you do someone react someone reacts quick anybody somebody this movie has been giving me very big episode to Attack of the Clones vibe that's gonna take a while but it's okay we have all these cuts in the world does anybody seem to give a [ __ ] that we're under attack we are under [ __ ] attack facial expressions your way I've not seen a movie with such consistent bad acting across the board yeah I will say it hits the bull's eye every time for being equally bad everything and every scene is bad there has not been a thing I've liked yet and we're almost done I'll stay with it let's go make out get some chick-fil-a you gotta go to Panera babe people I can really go for a bread bowl right now [Laughter] smattering smattering white guys like in this crowd they chose the center on him that's like when I have night Shyamalan's like college buddies yeah can I be in your next movie yeah sure I got a perfect role for you waterbenders good power from the mean they will get stronger as the day comes to an end sure if you say so whatever dude I found a scroll extras are so funny yeah to the camera you see squirrels why is everybody proud to [ __ ] weird this would be the only explanation for this movie being like this is that it really is the first take every time his hips forehead gets more screen time than his whole self Star Wars musics playing yeah as the Star Wars lizards invade the town yeah yeah so cool whoa am I being fooled what is this scooby-doo [ __ ] flicking lost like this is not a cute I don't mind this I just wish it was like not the climax of the movie he killed him he [ __ ] killed him and he will awaken in 100 years they just pushed him over he shattered I feel like this would feel really nice Alec feels a two-five gum that called many names in ya yin and yang you know what you have to know that that one's wrong it's just him passive-aggressively being like I hate it when those people call me M night Shyamalan so I'm just gonna show them how it [ __ ] feels I'm gonna say everything wrong no more sham ulema dingdong jokes for you [ __ ] what she was the fish which is them I know it sounds dumb he's threw it back in there that's like taking them fish out shaking it doing it back yeah [ __ ] you you have to be like a complete [ __ ] to do that you sleeping with the fishes I really am getting a lot of Padme and Anakin vibes few of them uh-huh Oh Nickelodeon any time a fish i Pro stab someone react someone react someone react the Blood Moon has gone down once again someone react yeah that guy just tackled to do now that the moon works I can fight like a normal person at certain points this movie does feel like it's procedurally generated I would I would say that it's just like mine yeah it's like like you're gonna eat all these four nameless random white people are gonna beat you up this is a good cathartic moment for us you know we get to watch what characters we don't know defeating our villain he died [ __ ] that killed this ass oh my god who are these four goons anyway what's going on up here guys how's the war going everybody maybe but if you need some snacks maybe I should start reacting it's teaching us how to act it's that's actually the the story arc is our main character finally learns how to act no remember no reacting he's in the Joker dance this whole movie that's what it is is to do the Joker dance yeah [ __ ] just vibing just straight vibin you know it's still murder even if it's indirect murder hang I don't care if you're a pacifist vegetarian you know those those crabs that died oh go out on the ocean floor during rain we're murdering it all of us those polar bears you're displacing yep this is a cataclysmic event yeah this is [ __ ] apocalyptic and I would love it actually like if he doesn't bring it down on him he's just like [ __ ] off yeah go away it's retreat it looks like that's what he's doing okay fine movie you got one thing right they're all going through a lot of emotions right now you can tell by their expressions no one in this movie has made a facial expression at all and it's really [ __ ] with MIDI bad why is he still look so sad is this the end is this like the shot it's gonna end on did they think they were gonna get a sequel they did yeah it's called it's called books ones yeah do you accept this unspeakably important task on your missoula will return and invent Avengers infinity game Thank You M night Shyamalan I wonder why he didn't start in this one yeah this is the only one he wasn't in he was like nah I want to be in now hey guys thanks for watching I would like to thank rainshadow legends for sponsoring this video I know we've never done sponsorships before but this series really does not like to stay monetized and if YouTube doesn't plan on supporting us riffing on movies then I gotta find some alternative methods also if you want to get the full uncut commentary track and watch this movie along with us you can go over to patreon and download it anyway guys that's it thanks for watching bye bye

Channel: The Cosmonaut Variety Hour

Views: 1,851,461

Rating: 4.9039421 out of 5

Keywords: avatar, the last airbender, cosmonaut picture show

Id: H0aQeU8JpMM

Length: 23min 38sec (1418 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 19 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/Slimsam_man]

This is fake. They didn’t make a movie.

[u/Serqetamine]

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How can you hate something that does not exist???

[u/MatthewReddit69]

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[u/AceofKnaves246]

This was a great video by Cosmonaut and pretty entertaining. His reactions to how awful the movie is along with his friend were very funny