The Hottest Thing That Accidentally Turned You On

nsfw what's the accidentally hottest thing done by someone who wasn't intending to turn you on there was a guy i knew liked me but had no experience with women and was as much terrified of me as he was interested i hugged him and he was so ungodly obviously nervous his hands were shaking and i could practically feel his panic heartbeat and the v gina says yes this is good to me final year of uni doing a group project presentation one of our group members was this really cool pretty swedish exchange student we were sitting on the sidelines as one of our other group members was presenting she leans over and starts whispering swedish things in my ear holy sh t i tend to look at her and she blushes and giggled and apologized saying she got the wrong language we had a lot of swedish students in the course so they spoke it often among themselves she then repeats herself in english but i wasn't listening because i was too focused on the fact that i was about to stand up in front of a panel of industry professionals with a semi i was at a neighborhood concert one time and this girl was making her way up to the front while the masses of people were pushing and kicking each other this very cute girl stopped to talk to me to see what's happened at that moment everyone decided to sandwich together so my body was pressed against her tightly she was directly in front of me facing me and she was pretty humorous too because while we were literally face to face she said nice weather we're having never saw her again but i still think about her my friend sister jokingly told me if you don't stop being naughty i'm going to have to whip you i didn't know someone i wasn't infatuated with could make me blush for a fetish i don't even like i was holding my girlfriend's one-year-old niece last week when the little girl rubbed her eyes and snuggled into my chest i heard my girlfriend barely audible say oh my god under her breath we f kid so hard that night i'm just gonna assume you mean your girlfriend my wife doesn't understand how much i like when she runs her hands through my hair my co-worker laid his head on my lap on a long car trip home from the beach every minute or so he'd ever so slightly just twitch his fingers in a tiny caress of my knee oh my god i'd say he knew what he was doing nine years ago my friend and i were walking through a park in a snowstorm one night we began throwing snowballs and getting really into it when he threw me into a snow bank that's probably when i began to actually notice him we wrestled together all winter and i still didn't really think about him as so early finally in february i was at his house and the snow was three feet deep and coming down in a blizzard so i was just going to sleep on the couch for the umpteenth time when we began wrestling again one thing led to another and i didn't sleep on the couch we've been married for six years now being forceful is a huge turn-on for me halloween party co-worker went a slave lair at one point her boyfriend couldn't hear what she was saying so he gently tugged on her chain to reel her in closer needless to say it moved a little edit waitress spilled water on my lap and dabbed my shorts with a towel for a good 30 seconds she got a good tip that night that's strange the stain appears to be getting bigger a girl at work told me to kneel down and tie her shoe i'm six feet four and she's five feet seven i couldn't stand up immediately afterwards good boy my wife knew she was wearing a blazer the next day for a meeting but couldn't decide what skirt so she was going back and forth to the closet for different skirts to see in the mirror but the whole time only wearing the blazer and panties sds combination ever my girlfriend was in europe singing with her choir last year and she texted me a picture of her wearing just panties and her choir blazer i literally walked into a post when i opened it on my phone when dudes take off a sweater and their shirt rides up a little with it our cute how are cute edit okay okay i get it you're all hairy fat is apparently now you can stop leaving comments about it i'm a sucker for accents had a british girl come into my work for a few days in a row and every time she spoke i melted i swear if she had told me to go with her on a killing spree i'd have gone my dad has spent so much time in the uk on business he has a sixth sense for the accents not only can he tell what country you're from but what specific region you're from as well he met this guy at a party with a uk accent he couldn't place he finally went up and asked him where he was from the guy leaned in and said i'm from richmond virginia this is a speech impediment he was not at all shy about pretending he was from the uk because girls loved it so much [Music] when girls hear a compliment and are giddy yet confident at the same time usually a quick shrug a giggle and a smile oh stop it you know when a guy stretches his arms up and his shirt pulls up and reveals his stomach kinda the reverse for me in a couple of my classes i would braid the hair of whichever girl was sitting in front of me i made sure to ask that they were cool with it first turns out after the first couple times of me doing this that there was a little group that always talked about getting their hair braided and they would have little arguments to find out who got to sit in front of me kind of cool i guess i mean i just like braiding hair i wake up to my girlfriend trying to fit a very nice ass into her jeans almost every day anyone who whispers in my ear fck that gets me in high school i had female friend that was homeschooled and worked at a donut shop my parents both worked the night shift so i basically had the house to myself after school she would come over smelling like donuts every day edit how this blew up bigger than expected no i'm not a cop now i'm not fat a little fluffy since my knee surgery but i still run regularly and yeah i do sometimes get aroused by the smell of doughnuts but seriously who doesn't yes i did give her my boston creme i'm not sure on the flavor though a friend of mine was too warm so he unbuttoned one button from his shirt and i could see his chest hair and it was f king unacceptably hot i cut my finger on a beer bottle at a party this girl casually walks by stops and sucks the end of my finger without saying anything walks away that happened 25 years ago and i still think about her all the time and you just let her walk away you didn't go after her saying oh man i also cut my penis i was being a bit bossy to one of my female friends when i asked her to go get dressed to go outside she answered yes daddy in a voice meant to point out my pushiness it had a different effect i was on spring break a few years ago staying in this hostel with groups of travelers from all over the world and one night as a group of us were sitting on the patio drinking and chatting about stuff this hot dude from i think australia maybe laughed at something his friend said and i realized he had the deepest chocolate east voice i had ever heard bam right to the [ __ ] i have a co-worker whom i usually spend breaks with smoking we were outside last week and she was ranting about some stupid tea that went down over in her side of the office we work in different departments comma anyhow she ended up getting pretty upset and while result thought has never crossed my mind involving her before there was something about the way she was yelling and the look on her face that for some reason made me want to take her right then and there can't explain it and haven't had a similar thought since i couldn't even look at her i just stammered i have to go and went back inside unrelated but honorable mention i used to be a nude model for art classes back when i was in school one time a girl drew my dick really nice that was cool italian exchange student at my school he started speaking italian on the phone to a friend who had called and i absolutely melted anyone who can casually fluently speak two languages automatically turns me on a little and i have no idea why edit fantasy languages count bonus points of it's from doctor who harry potter or stargate all languages count even the not pretty ones because what's attractive is the intelligence behind it at least for me computer coding doesn't count but is definitely extremely impressive as i have trouble turning on a computer even if i'm in my best lingerie was at work and i had this co-worker who was pretty hot but i had a boyfriend at the time so i never pursued him i was going to take out the trash and with this f king smirk on his face he told me good girl sploosh right in the submissive fetish i watched one of my good friends from high school in a play he was the villain and had this rough relationship with a prostitute who loved hated him there wasn't any violence on stage or anything but the choreography got me so hot and bothered i later fooled around with him just because of that scene if a guy is explaining something to me sounding all intelligent and stuff and not realizing that i'm getting wet while watching his lips move i don't know i really like intelligent men colon may i explain to you the differences in searching algorithms in seventh grade i had a crush on a girl that was very hostile towards everyone and just all around difficult to get along with she would frequently hit slap punch scream at and otherwise harm me and other people turns out that since that point i like being dominated by women i like when they're in control and use me for their pleasure and their own benefit or tease me or delay my gratification i told her this we were and still are really close so a conversation like this isn't unusual and she said oh really well i have the opposite problem and she winked dude a really tall co-worker was reaching for something in front of me and pretty much at me leading over a table with him behind me insta lady boner my husband's glasses we have both worn contacts for most of our lives and when we've bought glasses it's always been the cheapest pair since we don't wear them often enough to care plus you know poor coma we finally bought ourselves new glasses and i swear my husband has never been as here he cut his naturally curly hair short and with the glasses he looks like clark kent i'm totally digging the look one time i was drinking with one of my best friends and prior to this there had never ever been anything essential between us i wasn't even attracted to him he was pretty awkward slightly chubby and on top of it a good handful of inches shorter than me he ends up giving me a back rub i end up making moans of pleasure because it was a really good back rub one thing led to another in the morning i was like wtf just happened because like i said never had any usual feelings towards him this began a very wild s zulu platonic relationship with my best friend that lasted about a year hands down the best and kinkiest sx i've had to date always accept the background folks e oh god wait until i tell him that he gave me my highest rated comment on top of that you just gave surumani people false hope i work in a grocery store with lots of university age female cashiers and cash office staff and a very lack stance on uniforms lots of yoga pants my cousin and his gf used to come over to use our pool whenever she sunbathed and unhooked her bar back i would marvel at her beautiful almost nude back i was three years younger she would turn her head see me entranced and smile once my cousin threw ice water on her back and she jumped the glimpse of nippage lasted years in my spank bank about 12 years ago i lived in utah a good friend was a rather plain looking very religious very repressed mormon housewife she came to a halloween carnival at my kids called dressed as a witch it wasn't intended to be arrested i witch costume but it was low-cut that in conjunction with the dramatic witch makeup made her hot as hell it was very jarring to see someone i had never given a second thought dressed that way i wanted her so bad i played it cool and tried to not let it show but never saw her the same again my friend was dropping me off at my place he was briefly describing to me the mechanics of engines in the driveway and he got to the functioning of pistons i about lost it i was walking to lunch from my office and this incredibly beautiful woman classy as hell in a really nice tastefully short and airy dress was jay walking across the street a car turns right from the intersection and has to stop while she crossed and the guy decided to honk at her she stopped dead in front of this guy's car and f king spit on the hood seeing a beautiful classy woman get so aggressive and disgusting really did it for me gave me an absolute verbal smackdown this was a bloke i knew in college 16-18 and it was a long-standing pillar of our interaction to bicker and take the piss i'd been ribbing him about one thing or another making the others around us laugh when he causally laid out a quip that utterly blew any of my insults out of the water it was just the way he did it this lazy flick of sarcasm and wit that had me both laughing in appreciation sarcasm as long as it's not tsuru over the top can definitely be a turn on also i went on a date last night with a girl that i have known for a while after dinner we go back to her house to watch a movie she changed out of her pants into shorts when she comes back down the stairs she apologizes for looking like a nerd because she had knee-high socks on under her pants and didn't change them p.o.w right in the fetish she 100 knew what she was doing my boyfriend and i are in a long distance relationship so often we'll just hang out in voice on discord with nothing to talk about kind of like we're hanging out on the sofa together but 1 500 miles apart one day he started talking to himself about this project he was coding and omg instant sploosh ever since then i have to remind myself not to s surely objectify him when he's programming the other day i fell off a long board and f head up my knees my friend's girlfriend started fixing the wound i completely respect my friend and would never try to get in between him and his girlfriend but damn something about her guiding me through the process of fixing the wound and her being very careful with the wound was incredibly swy i can't stop thinking about it okay so i was riding in a train with my male best friend i was sleepy and fell asleep it was like 3 a.m when i wake up he fell asleep on my shoulder i am a short girl so seeing him slumped over like that just flipped a switch in my head i fell in love with him then and there and he doesn't know i burnt my hand at work and she rushed over and iced my hand asking if i was alright the cute guy at work i was crushing on i watched him gently put on latex gloves and roll silverware he's normally a really confident seemingly put together guy but that particular shift he messed up and did something that got him in trouble one of the managers yelled at him the managers are really aggressive as he rolled his eyes were downcast his freckled cheeks were flushed pink and his hair had fallen onto his forehead a little bit holy sh t i just wanted to kiss him to death then and there edit this thread clean up on all me i was hanging out with a group of friends at the county fair one day a couple summers back and i had accidentally got an awkward boner unfortunately it was quite obvious one of the girls i was hanging out with confronted me of my problem and i tried denying this allegations she then grabbed my crotch to prove me wrong i'm not sure if she was trying to turn me on by this but it totally worked the awkward boner did not go away thomas she then grabbed my crotch to prove me wrong coma i'm not sure if she was trying to turn me on by this oh fck man what i'm pretty sure i could cut all the s or attention in this chat with a knife stop i t this one time a girl accidentally touched my arm for a split second it was exhilarating was playing scrabble with a friend one of her friends who i had just met was helping her with words i played a word and her friend looks me in the eye and with anger in her voice yells efka i like a girl who takes scrabble seriously i have only experienced the reverse of this guy i dated in college was joking around with me in his dorm room stole my room key and pull it in his pocket i think it was a haha now you have to stay the night joke this was years ago we got distracted and i wound up staying a bit longer and i guess he forgot about it so when i finally went to leave he stood to see me out and i said you have something i need and slipped my hand into his pocket took my key back and held it up with a smirk his stunned reaction is permanently etched in my brain i guess since i was and i'm a nerd girl and that was my first time knowingly comma inducing an instant boner in any case being a socially awkward nerd girl i just laughed and said good night and left him to deal with it himself sorry guy was at a pool party and a guy with some great abs held onto the edge of the pool to lift himself out the water ran down his chiseled arms when he came out of the pool and that's how i found out i'm bisoul i'm a very large man and i love swimming i leave the swimming pool very similarly to a beached seal when i try to exit this way i think it's hot [Music] you

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Length: 20min 47sec (1247 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 21 2020