- Hey all, Scott here, and say, have you ever
been in a pickle like this? Fellas, fellas, I am so horny. Well, do I have a bees knees for you so pop on your zoot suit and get ready to see a
whole lot more than gams, because we'll be taking
a look at 'The Guy Game' for your local Xbox entertainment system. Finally, a big shove for
all of us with icy mitts. We're all definitely a bit
hotsy totsy let's get a wiggle on and play the game. Where the (beep) are the guys? 'The Guy Game,' America's favorite pastime was released in 2004
for the original Xbox, PlayStation 2 and PC. It's a trivia game, with a hardy
dose of areola on the side. Apparently during spring
break, there are girls and they like to go wild
and the fine gentlemen over at Top Heavy Studios
wanted to capitalize on that. They set up shop at South Padre Island during spring break and
film the host Matt Sadler asking girls random trivia questions. If they get it right, hooray for them. And if they get it wrong... Any who that doesn't really
do the whole game justice. So let's just take it for a spin. On the main menu, first off,
have to issue an apology to everybody out there. Sorry, 'The Guy Game' is trademarked. I don't know about you, but my next five-year plans are ruined. Let's meet the babes first. And here we have a little bio of some characters in
'The Guy Game' canon. Zoe wishes to be able to jog without pain major props that to 'The Guy
Game' for hiring an amputee and Mandi and Mandy apparently
despise interior decorating. Let's check out additional
stuff and stuff is right. Here we have pictures on
location while filming, and, yeah, that looks about right. These feel like pictures you
find on a Kodak lost at sea. We even have the option to see some behind the scene shots, which is great. I constantly asked myself just,
how did they do this weekly every time I play? Enough chitter chatter, let's do it. 'The Guy Game' is structured
by episodes, thankfully. Got 30 minutes before
work, great opportunity to work on your speed run. We're introduced to three more characters in 'The Guy Game' canon, we have Lucky Lacy who was the announcer for the whole shebang and then
commentator Scott and Dick. Lacy mainly reads the questions while Scott and Dick bring some
much needed comical relief to break the tension. For your viewing pleasure, here's Chelsea and her
boundless knowledge. - [Chelsea] Think any of you (beep) can get this question right? - [Scott] Oh, me, me, I'm a (beep) Going into round one, and here's our host, Matt Sadler, the face of every defendant in court. He asked the girl the
same question you're asked the faster you answer,
the more cash you get. And then you have a shot at
some bonus cash, by deciding if you think the girl got
the question right or wrong. You also have the patented
flash-o-meter to keep an eye on. That goes up based on how
much bonus cash you get. You start off with 'Soft and Squishy', next level being 'Sorta-Chubby',
also known as Husky. And the one you're aiming
for is 'Super Stiff.' On 'Soft and Squishy', the
girls are censored with a 'Guy Game' logo, which is great, everybody has their thing,
and mine just so happens to be girls censored
with a 'Guy Game' logo. When you reach 'Sorta-Chubby,'
it changes to pixelation. And when you reach 'Super Stiff', well, let's just say this game
deserves its E10 plus rating. But you have to reach
'Super Stiff' mode to unlock the next episodes, which is super lame. These episodes don't really change on multiple play throughs. I should know. And you have to get the
bonus questions right. The main trivia questions
don't really matter. The bonus ones where you guess if the girl got it right or
not, those are how you succeed in the game, which is stupid. Those questions you
totally have to guess at. You can totally know what kind
of fruit of Granny Smith is but do you know exactly how
dumb or anti-dumb this broad is, and if she'll get the
question right or not? - A Granny Smith is what kind of fruit? - Apple! - [Scott] This is the game
that game design schools bring to class as an example to avoid. I'm sorry, it's just, you have
to put your foot down when you see a loved one, doing
something detrimental to themselves. But just because I start
barking at the game that doesn't mean it can't bark back. If you're not doing so hot,
it makes sure you know. - What's wrong with you? Don't you want to see (beep)? - Yeah. Wait a second, there's
a double team of girls. How's that fair? They get twice the brainpower,
this goes against everything 'The Guy Game' regulations stand for. Round two is the balls
round, round that is completely optional. And finally, we get to see
why so many people were into 'The Guy Game.' Four whole minutes of non-stop
ball on target action. Round three takes round one and puts it completely on its head. You see, instead of guessing
if the girl got the question wrong or not you have to
guess what wrong answer they give, shaking things up tremendously. Because a question about
screwdrivers wouldn't be as entertaining if
the girl got it right. - I'm a bartender, I don't
even know this (beep). - Yeah, the age old excuse. Also, wow. The absolute variety
in question difficulty. The questions range from
babies first 'Guy Game' to - What U.S city sells
the most blonde hair dye? - What are you two (beep) stupid? But gosh, the variety
of types of questions is insane. Like episodes one and two both have questions about
decks of cards and Star Trek. And there's like a few
other ones in there. Like what other trivia
game can hold itself back and only pop in two
card and Trek questions. This game is truly earning a spot next to smarty pants on the shelf. And what better way to
supplement a Schindler's List question than, - (screams) - [Scott] But can we all
observe a moment of silence for all hosts out there? Sorry guys, but Matt Sadler
won, get over it, move on. - (crowd cheers) - You're pierced. - (clicks) Nice observation. (music) - [Game Host] Congratulations players. You've arrived at the Hottie Challenge. - [Scott] (beep) I'm too deep. The Hottie Challenge appears
once 'Super Stiff' mode is achieved, and now we have
to bet on which girl will win the challenge of endurance,
agility, and integrity. After completing an
episode on 'Super Stiff' you get this crazy video at the end. And man, let me tell you I totally had a dream like this before. (harp music) - I did it! - So overall, 'The Guy
Game': dream come true, but not all dreams are perfect. The Flash-o-meter needs some design tweaks and I wish I could skip
the flashing parts to get straight to the trivia. But other than that, thumb thumb the only thing left to do now
is to gawk at the credits. The man behind the original concept, the only man brave
enough to ask, "what if?" And it looks like all girls that appeared in the game were over the age
of 18, that's good to know. (suspenseful music) In the 20th and last episode of the game, the girl Diane was apparently underage at the time of filming. She was 17 and filed a lawsuit. Literally the last
episode, the last episode on the disc just had to
include an underage girl. They were this close, this close to not creating
illegal pornography. Gosh, don't you just
hate when that happens? The game was recalled and
Top Heavy Studio supposedly re-released it as a DVD entitled
'The Guy Game: Game Over,' but I don't think it ever came out. I can't find it anywhere, not
even a picture of the box. Yeah, I should get rid of this. - I'll take one. - (laughs) He bought illegal porn. Woo. (happy music)
