Scott the Woz with no context for 45 Minutes Straight

let's rank our cousins well Betty stinks that's great that man was born to be a cousin Gary not worth the hype Jeremiah the definitive cousin experience see I am completely unbiased when it comes to critiques if I can hit my cousin Betty surely you can take my opinion on the Virtual Boy to Heart oh my god oh well Wii U gamepad functionality yeah because doing this playing Mass Effect 3 feels badass the button hurt my finger fellas fellas I am so horny I was once a sha room for school dances but then I realized I was contributing to society hi my name's Jeb Jeb and this right here is a piece of [ __ ] don't you want to be like me doing absolutely nothing in life so there's more less pressure to perform Rex Moos here and I do we're the waste Chasers you're helping us by helping you be more wasteful from this job I bought 30 Acres of Farmland what are you going to do with it we'll waste anything your time energy people but according to our lawyers we can't advertise murder on TV so I'm obligated to say that we're kidding call us now to schedule your appointment confirm it by wasting money this is the waste Chasers do we need gas no let's get some you work for the waste Chasers I prefer the term we work for the waste Chasers how well can you guys waste sign this why no reason you're hired all right yeah hey see your problem this Wall's being utilized I was actually wondering if you could teach me how to waste with this oh that's what our entire organization was built off of waste chasing was founded by our great boss Dex who believed our great nation wasn't wasting enough time potential money air it turns out Skylanders with a perfect Alibi hey boss can we have some Skylanders yes please what is your boss 15 14 you ass aren't there child labor laws legally speaking it's better the child employs me than me employ the child well what do you think it's [Applause] perfect let's Lo another set to be safe and you want to talk about cartridge shaped garbage take a gander at chibi Robo zipl this game blows apparently this game has strong language and violence language I mean there's some words you might see on CBS from time to time but nothing you couldn't say in a church parking lot violence yeah this left an impression on me hey y'all Scott here and I have to say I'm pretty tired of the whole having reputation thing so I decided to upload a video of me eating cereal to a pornographic website popping this cartridge in and turning it on it's me Mario hello oh my god he has a face seven springly princesses are at the end of the for seven worlds awaiting the rescue they all have different hairstyles 77842 185 Square Enix fans does this ever happened to you so you got incredibly depressed over the announcement of a game in a series they aren't even a huge fan of to begin with in the first place that's right who the [ __ ] is this guy nice it's going to be stages hi I'm Nintendo I'm disappointing Toledo Ohio stay a while there's a Burger King down the road too Ohio don't get killed here Toledo Ohio everybody's your dad here so to pick up where you left off in games you either had to keep the game console running indefinitely Or something you have to explain to your parents I don't want them thinking I play Mega Man 4 what is this coordinates for a bomb that's what kind of passwords are these like you try to get into a club and they ask what's the password c764 adults only is by far the rarest rating with only 27 games rated as such now there's really not a ton of games rated AO for a few reasons one of them being the fact that most AO rated games are basically the Nintendo Diaz headset that's right you could use this with Pokemon and brain age you do math like a [ __ ] [Music] finish put a gun in my head I choose the ape over you I doubt it get a gun out the game Stars this flashlight some grass a few trees and oh [ __ ] it's a white guy hey y'all Scott here so it's about that time let's have the talk let's talk about birds bees how even sex I've gone across the country teaching the proper education professionally and I've learned it all from this here book so let's start with chapter one Luigi's Mansion I got to make some calls the sheer amount of massive industry def finding games to come out of this E3 is unprecedented PRI years felt like growing pains but e3201 truly does feel like where E3 became E3 from there on out wait a second now I'm just confused okay well I think we should head back to the party but we don't want anybody to know what we're doing back here we got to come up with a good excuse well what happened to you oh he beat the [ __ ] out of me I suck in that you see a big part of homecoming was asking somebody on a date all you had to do was grab a poster board think of some pwn and ask him out it was all about flashiness over function with those things as long as you were memorable and had a pun involved nobody cared don't worry if you didn't play it perfectly because there's no one way to play a song he's right let's start with the Xbox shampoo coming to us from linkx after I try my Beats headphone soup it's the Xbox staple green which makes me happy there's no Nintendo switch variant oh basically it allows Xbox on your head like never before at the end of the day solid shampoo no real downsides outside of hair loss avoid contact with eyes what's your stance on lips we play do you is that a threat we play AVU we play EA closed it's roughly the same size as an old iPod Touch so at least you have a reason to go all digital because the original PSP man putting that in your jeans it would easily give you what I refer to as PSP leg what's wrong with him he's playing Daxter now we're playing the Genesis original black box and all Jesus lucky shot through all of it's only six zones easy boss fights unfair challenges enemy placement and design stupid dumb and stupid special stages I think I actually hate this game yeah this game actually reeks son of a [ __ ] I'm so lucky the download codes can still be a bit much sometimes like Nintendo you're willing to make room for a damn carrying case in your bundles but not room for an actual game case ooh look at me I'm Nintendo I'm saving the environment by only using digital codes this bundle also includes free ethanol so rules land just to complete [Music] [ __ ] can I have a refill oh what do you that is garbage garbage no another refill please all R Dam you didn't tell me there was going to be a judge yeah I wouldn't have warned this I'm judge abson welcome to the litigation station the brand nine out of 10 lawyers recommend and with that I'm going to pass it off to my judge and training I'm going to be your judge this evening only here cuz my mom made me get a summer job it's [Music] September FY you cheap [ __ ] what a waste of an a I have a star thankfully when the Nintendo DS hit the scene Nintendo wised up and gave us plastic cases for their handheld games and this was a big deal to me this made the DS feel like a home console on the go not only did it launch with Super Mario 64 but the games came in DVD like cases Just Like Home consoles and not only that it had a power button not some power switch it had a button Just Like Home consoles that was honestly a really cool thing to me back then take it cheers some sound effects come through the Weir mode now which is cute though any sound that comes through this speaker makes me feel like I'm drowning and vice versa holy [ __ ] I thought I was playing Mario we play do you is that a threat we play AVU is AAS we playu is is manaza all right you know what that's the last fing St all right I don't [ __ ] need this all right you this and Tennis Sonic Colors ultimate what can this company do right come on man I asked for water all right what's up virgins and virgins I got big news for you all dick by's awesome B col TRS is not the only sports game you can play look at this what what the is that but here we have the big boy the cabell's Big Game Hunter accessory this is about as complicated as a Wii zapper but this feels much more like an actual Gun there's even a Crosshair that you can sync up with the game so you can use it to aim down sights all right it's time to shoot whatever comes up this game disappointed the hell out of me it wasn't surprisingly good it wasn't memorably bad it wasn't even sexy enough it just left me feeling empty on sweetest day which who could have expected that H now what want to go to Bass Pro Shop this is Bass Pro Shop your One-Stop shop to making up for not giving a [ __ ] about Oni chambra is why they're still in business you think it's all about fishing and hunting but no they sell all kinds of things here like magazines bugs salt and guns are my three favorite things put them all together it's all over there's so much damn food here fish fryers hot sauce Bass Pro Shop soup socks the ultimate wolf socks to be exact oh even moon pies I'm a Country Boy damn it look at the amban this puts me in the perfect mindset of that's right I do want toing kill those things the Cabella's action play set if you want to use your imagination pretend you're hauling a boat anything's possible here but not everything's possible so here's my best pro shop haul uh first up I bought bear spray uh helps get a bear away from you or you can just shoot it fruit rollup trays I love the candy ground meat freezer bags uh bear Bell attached to belt or pack when hiking camping or fishing in Bear Country I guess it makes it easier for a bear to find you hot sauce Pleasure and Pain only charm was a fluke I had to make up for it somehow Uncle Buck shredded jerky true wait that is shoe shine all right we can was down accidentally consuming shoe shine with some moon pies you know the old saying pop on a hook hat I think I forgot a why and finally show off my synthetic raccoon urine of course you may say Jesus SC really synthetic raccoon piss and to that I say don't worry the fox one is real well that's how I spend my sweetest day maybe next Valentine's Day we can play something a little more lwd but in the meantime half I showed you that it's okay to be alone in times like this and just focus on yourself and your hobbies and eventually you'll find your right person and it'll all make sense not me though I'll stick to ignorance it's one of the most memorable experiences to have as a fan For Better or For Worse a waiting for new information counting the days till the release getting a final name holy [ __ ] okay I'm a mess my name's been and we'll figure it out later limbo ever since I was born I don't know how to deal with this I've been going off for the [ __ ] rocker and just to show you how insane I've been lately I ate [Music] here I don't need a lawyer you can just keep kicking a guy until they eventually die other enemies around will practically never do anything to you and if they will it's always a telegraphed attack where you hit the Y button when that appears who knew the kick was mightier than the sword yes let's display all Wii U title shown off during this presentation and eliminate games that were already released on other platforms or were already announced or shown off in an early form prior welcome back to buzz because is whoever buzzes in fastest doesn't give a about the Wii U this was never a personal favorite of mine it's always something where I was worried somebody would notice me playing is that man yeah we were pregame at the homeless shelter earli today and then we went to pick a blade on the side of the road is great well I donated blood in the car it was great hey guys kind of right why aren't youing technically any copy of any game can be slightly altered to become the rarest version of that game see here look One of a Kind all right I think I figured it out see these are potentially the rarest games of all time one of these may just be the rarest game of all time and after all the research after all the eBay searches I've come down to which one would give me the most unique game collection of them all which one is in fact the rarest game of all time it's Sonic 2 with a line it's a Wii version of beer pong now I'm definitely going to be critiquing this one hard it better live up to beer pong's Legacy I know everything about the sport blue 42 hike hike what what the f what the why are there ghost every [ __ ] where what did you do dude everywhere [ __ ] ghost that's not okay it's not okay Jesus Christ riddle me this Nintendo why can't I name my character Mr ass but I can look up dead dogs on the Wii U's web browser finally the cure for all sex X Minecraft I made Lowe's well you think that means we can't access these Wii channels anymore wrong we can access them with a hacked Wii so we can't access them yes you were looking at the onetime champion of tooing stupid to use a hacked Wii listen I wanted to play weed dare it was a European game so I hacked my Wii tried to load it through that it would get past the Ubisoft logo freeze I ended up just buying a European Wii you if I can't do something as simple as play a European game how do you expect me to play something that doesn't technically exist exist anymore well I can sure as I'll try there's a fan continuation of we connect 24 called reconnect 24 let me see if I can handle this I can just look at old footage Sonic 3D Blast wasn't primarily developed by sega's Sonic Team or any of the other in-house developers rather it was created by traveler's Tales who are these guys well they devolve pugsy why did those have to be my last words but for some reason when it comes to gaming press conferences the bar is immediately raised they're not just some sap answering questions we open up with an explosion some guy comes out on stage yelling F you here's Wario hey you that's me are you strictly going by an anti-cam agenda same here that's why I started scam a club that is hellbent on eliminating all scams all you have to do to join is pay a multi fee and the best part about it is when you refer others to scam we'll even pay you for it it's totally cool right we stay up late make money hanging out we make some more money it's just like a real group of friends you can clearly see see here how scammer works now a lot of pro scam folk out there would say well that just looks like a pyramid scheme I mean I'm no geometrist but uh that's a triangle he's right so the club of your dreams is just am measly $200 a month away fight scams get paid it's a club for the rest of us here's a glowing testimonial of scam you got to be ruthless out there you can't dance around them getting the membership card remember you're not out there to make a friend you're out there to make a sale no manners no subtlety join our membership [ __ ] of course these don't take up any less space if you don't start to comprehend the power of 1 mm of cardboard these are the fulls size game boxes in here the outer sleeve is just kind of neat fresh bonus use it for food Sony did this a ton with greatest history releases you can get some double packs of games this way and a handful of GameCube and Xbox releases were like this as well but I want to deal in more space for my feet well the Game Boy Advance was truly a safe haven for value pack games the shark tail and Trek 2 combo cartridge for you just can't pick who to shoot Jesus Christ could this run any slower yes the weo bringing motion control to the masses now they weren't the first to utilize this functionality but they were the first to make it accessible and seamless so I put out the eye toy for the PlayStation 2 before but there was nothing to set up with the Weir mode there was nothing to learn it was so natural everybody could use it okay well not everybody bu every now and then you have the opportunity to play a one-on-one partner game and that's where that we dare magic comes into play these mini games can be pretty intimate squeezing your faces together with a weir between them just another Wednesday eating the Apple by hitting buttons with your face can get really competitive playing with the guys [ __ ] you Fu you Battleship a game all about keeping your ship formation secret a mo a moo how does nobody notice this he's watching every move I make really makes you think looking back through history but oh my God lights out all right let's all charge him he won't know what to do stop I'm joining the Army oh God he's chasing me you know he's chasing me too stop making this by yourself finish hey you're welcome give me that oh come on that's not fair Donkey Kong was targeting me that whole game he always knows where I am now Sonic 1 and 2 were actually originally released on mobile years before they were updated to be the Christian Whitehead versions yeah these weren't great Sonic spinball was originally on the App Store but was later delisted damn it so the story starts JB Robo is cleaning a space shuttle I don't give a [ __ ] luckily I was diagnosed with a little thing I like to call Street smarts the next generation of gaming is upon us it's time to upgrade no no so I guess we just have to live with the fact that some games they're meant to be on PC with a keyboard and mouse and if we want to play them we're just going to have to log off Wiki how and I'm too busy using my keyboard and mouse not paying off my loans to play video games with them I would love to get into PC gaming believe me was that believable and I've accepted the fact that PCS and I get along about as well as not me and not PCS it just it wouldn't work out I would love to play The Sims 2 pets but I just don't have time to use a keyboard and mouse did I say keyboard and mouse I meant states of matter hey [ __ ] you like chess yeah and I hate pointing introducing weed chess finally chess you can't feel want to play chess and nothing else yeah what does it look like I like pointing introducing weed chess the only chess game on week called weat chess featuring a pre-existing engine and acting like it's a major feature when in reality using a pre-existing engine is a lot easier than making a brand new one from scratch and acting like it's a big feature on the back of the box pointing introducing weed chest it's perfect if you want to try new things Nintendo wouldn't do this to me we are really close we talk all the time hi this is Nintendo Customer Support hi my DS won't turn [Music] [Music] on it'sing Mario Kart again all right I think it's time you guys ready to go to this funeral let's fing do this the Casual appeal of systems like the DS and Wii it became more apparent than ever how many non- gamers understood 2D gaming far more than 3D 3D you have to worry about a camera system and it's like [ __ ] you I already have a mortgage to deal with a game like the original Super Mario Brothers most players could deal with help many he found it fun Super Mario 64 join the occult dad of course in terms of life goals I'd love to be an uncle problem is I'm an only child so the only way I can do that is by marrying somebody with a nephew that's how they get get you it's not like I have trouble doing anything like that I'm more of a recreational virgin anyways I can get married whenever I want watch 911 what's your emergency please fck me okay I'll do something hey y Scott here and this is bad real bad hey what's the matter friend you're going to get murdered a little application with 3D models of Nickelodeon characters you can manipulate to create your own cartoon and listen this was a big deal for me back then I could realize some of my wildest dreams with this thing hi there Carl I can't stop do you smell it I loved fiddling around with this kind of like how I felt with Disney Magic artist studio though this one the joy came from creating the Rugrats episode I always wanted hi there corl do you smell it and that's about it overall not the most impressive out there holy [ __ ] it comes with a poster so youve barely played this game and yet you hate it this much no I hate it way more than this much you can't form an opinion on a game you've barely played it's unethical that's why we have HR so I should play 10 hours of a game I already know I don't like just to have an opinion on it well if you don't like it don't play it but how would I know I don't like it if I don't play it well just stop doing stuff outside of growing large the game is uh it's it's just tennis I am forwarding this message to everybody in my contacts list if you stop by tonight we can play gex did not take you as a gex b I'm not I know you were lying and I'll do anything not gex related even amiibo Festival yeah is it gex night I've been waiting for this for years yeah oh I love gex I am forwarding this message to everybody on my contacts list if you come over tonight I will inform you how your uncle just died did not take you with somebody who had an uncle I don't I just couldn't believe my uncle died again what if I told you your uncle didn't die and you can celebrate by playing tennis there's one thing I hated more than my uncle it's tennis what's wrong with tennis I don't know I just never thought I was big enough to play like if I could go comically big while playing tennis I'd give it a chance well do I have an ultra smash for you yeah as long as it's not gex I'm in oh is it gex Knight I love gex Knight didn't you get my message about your uncle dying he died for the third time yeah let's fire up gex lizard gex oh my god oh if you were a gex fan you get that I am forwarding this message to everybody in my contacts list if you stop by tonight we'll play don't lie I've lied before and it's too fun chibi Robo zip lash did not take you as a zipl fan I'm not I knew you were lying and I'm finally willing to give gex a shot oh no it's the gex anyone for around gex if I told you I didn't even own gex and I wasn't lying about zip lash that's ridiculous we played gex that one time that was a meble festival that was Ultra smash that was a car wash we went through together hey I heard you did known gex from myself yeah word gets around you keep these on you I thought you hated gex hey I cross reference that copy whenever need to be reminded how much I hate geks yeah yeah that lizard all right let's play gex you know what I like about gex consistency it's the middle of class in 2011 all these kids are discussing politics which is better the PlayStation 3 or Xbox 360 one of them asks Scott which one do you prefer and you ruin your credibility Nintendo so what are you going to do are you going to let some video game company push you around and tell you when to buy your games because where I'm from every day is Fire Emblem Warriors 3 hopes launch day and I don't sleep because of it now the space generally reserved for manuals are used for DLC codes terms and conditions or advertisements can't wait to pop open in Sonic Mania plus you know what I really need to do is buy a $500 console alongside a two grand TV set by a $60 controller to play this free game for $60 oh [ __ ] brilliant air take it you son of a [ __ ] one of my favorites back in the day was running but now I'd rather just take my wiot to a fan and let it play itself so let's play a little game here to really get down to to what makes a not for resale title expensive welcome to cheap or yes finally an effective use for 2 minutes this is cheap or the game show hell Ben on lacking purpose now onto our next order of business contestants that's how it's pronounced do not contest ants Terry lesler hey great to be here big fan of answers glad to support the cause geriatrics I question marks till just the period left and Jeb jab it's pronounced me well I hope you all prepared for the afterlife being all you can look forward to after this our buzzer budget ran out so we bought everybody guns instead the answer's true our first game is Fable 3 not for resale is it cheap or steep I think I'm going to go with steep on this one oh I am sorry it is $5 it is cheap anybody else think they got the answer is the answer cheap no it's perfectly Fair next up is the Legend of Zelda A Link to the pass not for resale on Game Boy Advance is it cheap or steep cheap the answer is around $22 which I don't know about your thoughts on the economy I love it but to some people that's pretty steep I mean it is just a demo after all any other takers Steve that's your opinion and now we're on to the final game the Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask gray not for resale game cartridge is it cheap or steep steep incorrect the answer is fuing [Music] steep [Music] I was reported well since I can't alter the SpaceTime Continuum myself to change it back how it used to be I'm just going to do what anybody who's in a world that believes that dick vital is awesome Baby K trops is the only sports game you can play wo dick vital is a myth I like dick vital more like I don't like dick vital I drew devil horns on him that's how you know he's bad the police agree with me that's what makes Brain Age special it has some of the most basic boring sounding content at its Core math but turns it into something where you want to get better at solving problems and faster at solving problems oh my God that's 5 gallons of water one of my favorite pastimes as a kid was to go to the dollar store I live in Ohio your hob is either that or getting shot listen it was all about walking in there with $5 and leaving with a weekend I'll buy Silly String there that was so fuing funny I spent the only dollar I had on a whoopy cushion and wanted to let the world know so I stomped on it and wasted $1 and then there was the ice cream section and all the office supplies the snacks I would buy banquet meals there and we know that because I'll be dead in 3 years crash 4 was interesting as it shows just how far using a number can take you w these people must really mean business if they're willing to flunk math so you have the first three games on on Playstation then crash 4 on Playstation 2 the WRA of Cortex it wasn't numbered crash 4 here though it was in Japan Crash Bandicoot 4 it's about time disregards all games following the Third on PlayStation it's like the Halloween movies you have the first one then a sequel to it then a third that has absolutely no connections the fourth has a sequel to the second then the seventh that guards everything after the second one with a sequel to it then the ninth one is a reboot with its own sequel followed up by the 11th one which is a sequel to the first movie disregarding even the second one which got its own sequels it's just like crash Bandicoot raging Clank size Matters on PSP I get the title it's just supposed to be a reference to being on a smaller screen cute on PS2 the reference doesn't land if it's not on a handheld what does this mean I have no earthly clue which is why I prefer the version released in other regions Ratchet and Clank your is small not only do I want to become a true enjoyer of all things video game but I also want an excuse to go to this hospital near me they're really cool they got a vending machine and everything oh my God this room is crazy my arteries let's pop this bad boy open cook it up and try it out you know what that's actually pretty good let me check the ingredients on this bad boy oh hell yeah is that a pinball machine oh my God my ass is bleeding fast forward to 2013 where Nintendo finally unveiled their toys to life competitor some garbage Pokemon figures that were only obtainable in Blind Bags exclusively at GameStop for us in a garbage ESOP game for the Wii U hey that must be the Pokemon Rumble U fan Community again I'm so happy we're all hanging out more I'm just happy home invasion's in now what are we looking for exactly probably a square well any place is going to give us answers it's here oh sweet printer ink oh wow look at this one eh there's a reason it has thousands of variant and yansi doesn't they can make a goat opoly they couldn't make a goat Z right and if things get out of hand that's where at trusty chaperon enters the picture he's been violently conditioned to exist all forms of alcohol drugs violence and sex and most importantly sex but why do so many people like school dances the way I see it you can't spill homecoming without alcohol poisoning no you will not be disappointed in my services I made the best playlist for kids that are half my age it's all here on my trusty laptop I thought that was a beer you just don't get it they're just kids it's their big nights homecoming dance never hurt anyone well the Chon is getting psychologically condition to be all four alcohol drugs violence sex and most importantly sex this is a fuing disaster I didn't want to push for sinning and now that I am and we got the chaperon pushing for it people don't care no oh sorry man I thought that wasn't a beer regardless it was releasing in 1995 so get your face ready with the ESRB being around for nearly 25 years it's maintained its place as one of the most important aspects of the gaming industry Fu that with the in ction of digital games kids can buy as many m-rated games as they want like kid walks into the store buys PlayStation Network bucks goes home buys bloody MX scene the game and becomes genas Khan like come on I thought we got rid of that guy disregarding that so many parents just buy their kids m-rated games with no second thought they just don't look at the ratings and then blame the game for being too vulgar for their kids why don't you actually be a parent and regulate what media your child consumes rather than blaming the media itself different people are into different things meaning not every piece of media produce is going to be G-rated that's true concerning everything especially video games most video games that Garner controversy for being unsuitable for children are already rated M but is that ever brought up when all these big shots who know nothing about video games talk about how video games are corrupting Society no they just talk about how the newest Call of Duty is poisoning our children when guys guys guys it's absolutely ridiculous how hard it is for people to notice the bold black letter in the corner of these games well I'm taking a stand we need to expain the size of these things it's for the kids since it needs wi-fi to oper you don't get a game card with the set instead you have to download a free app off the eShop which means anybody can get in on the fun even if you don't buy the physical set oh yeah I got Mario Kart live show us the car didn't account for that question but again this is a digital only game when it's gone it's gone they released a physical collector's edition but it only came with a download code which is stupid what if I get the collector's edition and don't download the game before April yeah fire them downloaded show us theing car oh my god look we have four unlockable characters grayed out who could they be listen I know that's out anywhere I can't believe they added Grover Cleveland hey I assume this would be best on weed due to the pointer controls what I got was a game that freaks out when a new color is introduced on screen it always does that when purple happens with great power comes great virginity I will restore chassity to this world I can be Barrel blast without having sex impractical the door wasn't locked my Sirens are going off goes off whenever somebody's trying to you sure that wasn't an air monitor as sure as I am cordial anybody trying to lose their virginity I've loosened my virginity do you know what that thing's capable of it's a taking time bomb of testosterone hey I'm taking precautions as somebody who's not a fan of sex let alone your I have an obligation in society to prevent you from mating okay this thing ruined my family and it gave us more of them and I appreciate that but the only way we can live in a sexfree community is by beating this game to break the curse and I could use your help normally I'd cry and [ __ ] about the thought of doing anything in relation to that game but I'm a pretty open-minded kind of guy okay and I do anything to unban the act of No Sex in society I'm in so the only way to stoping is to start yep and we're about to film our first sex tape so many people have asked me to cover Pokémon so so I guess this is the best place to start Pokémon fruit snacks so this is what the franchise is all about we have loads of fruity interpretations of everybody's favorite Pokemon like Dopey Sneezy bashful the gang's all here even if I beat Barrel blast curse or no curse it's not going to make people stop doing what they want to do as long as they're not hurting others or themselves what gives me the right to want them to conform to what I am all that matters is that I'm comfortable with myself no matter how much changes I'm always going to be that virgin at at heart regardless of if I beat Barrel blast or not and I'm going to oh I'm beating this Donkey Kong game without having sex because I'm a virgin damn it yeah it up just don't it up I did it [Music] I'm not trying to kill you I'm just making eggs well since I can't alter the SpaceTime Continuum myself to change it back how it used to be I'm just going to do what anybody who's in a world that believes that dick Vite tell is awesome baby call troops is the only sports game you can play would do dick V is a myth I like dick vital more like I don't like dick vital I drew devil horns on him that's how you know he's bad the police agree with me Louise Peak is worth it for recording Victory and defeat sounds in Wheel of Fortune alone you got [Applause] it special edition controllers they're always a joy to see plus you can usually warant picking these up because you can never have too many controllers however I never want anything to ever happen to these they're too precious that's why I don't have anybody over anymore yeah so I kind of have this weird thing where I have to lick every controller that I see Donkey Kong all right heavy rain we open on a naked man in bed thanks for having me on such short notice we offer Express checkouts for a reason really needed to talk to somebody with a PhD I don't have a PhD they forgot they you you have fud I have fud say do you remember when I took a look at the first Sonic the Hedgehog game and realized that it's filled with design flaws and problems yep the fans loved me for saying that on to Sonic 2 water is back introducing water Zex plus the cooler more antiy way of staying hydrated it's water Z ex plus from water Productions this ain't your granddad's water so I looked up some Advanced Chia Pet techniques all we need is some gloves and a hammer we put the gloves on take the hammer and swing damn it okay this article name is starting to make a little more sense now it started back in 2012 and luk crate decided the best way to get their name out there is to sponsor any being with a pulse online by sending them a crate to unbox on camera yes I'm sure you've heard something along the lines of hey guys lot crate sent me this I love Loot Crate let's see what they included in the Box this month oh [ __ ] a sock [Music] all right guys we're going to space remember your coats I'll just pick one up on the way there Terry lesler you'll be our Treasurer geriatrics HR Jeb jab customer support representative Rex Mo's moral support representative Target employee catering good thing I didn't pack close yeah I'd like to file a complaint ready for liftoff cramming good luck charm down pants setting Tinder radius for 50 Mi and [Music] Beyond oh this atmosphere hello please yeah yeah my [Music] space god that's a lot of space yeah space is a lot bigger up close all right it looks like like we have to take a left in about half a mile oh I forgot to carry the three don't worry I recognize his area just keep going straight hey guys so as a cater here I'm trying to figure out what to do what would a wy's employee make food all right back to the drawing board what was that something oh we got a leak here iing hate Circle all right listen I'm your moral support rep so this means a lot coming for me we're listen and if we die please tell me was it hey y'all or hey all hey guys I made us baconators that's aing [Music] Whopper please fck up more oh who shot us my money's on the working [Music] class no it can't be my mortal enemy cover athlete of man at09 for oh Scott you'll pay for this Favre why are you doing this that's first of all it's none of your business for whatever reason you despise Madden 9 so looks like I'll have to deal with you myself you can't kill us it's illegal hey anything's fair game in space this where was planning the jwalk let's get the hell out of [Music] here we can't escape him he just called C support he's pissed oh God he's docking his troops are boarding the ship holy sh it's the Green Bay Packers all right Barb we're ending this guys I know we're trying to mitigate our tropes here but we can't let it affect who we are the only way we're going to win here is by being the best us we can be there's one thing I hate more than the Green Bay pckers it's sex honestly deep down I've always felt like I've been a Wendy's employee well I've always been a vegan I haven't is that a gun no it's [Music] gex [Music] [Music] [Music] he flew in front of us when we weren't looking God he's charging up we don't have enough resources to fire back we have everything we need except for Zinc hey I already ate zinc I'm on athum now we need attention things aren't going our way vomit hey here's a nail that'll work guys we have enough [Music] that's it I'm tired of you Madden 08 fans I'm more of a m on I'm guy I swear F all we're doing is looking for the blue border just let us go and everybody will be fine and you think I have nothing to do with that but you know what I'm coming over to deal with you right still what was that who saved us Vince Young Vince thank you yes hey Scott no problem good luck out there thanks I'd like to not file a complaint congratulations you saved the world [Music] n

Channel: That Gamer Guy

Views: 22,862

Keywords:

Id: imx96WuetRc

Length: 45min 17sec (2717 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 06 2023