The Gayest Thing You've Done PART 2 🏳️‍🌈 | Reddit

as a straight guy what's the gayest thing you've done part two i said i was gay in fifth grade so people would stop thinking i like this one girl i made out with a game and enduring truth or dare to see some boobs they were not worth it good kisser though i had a sleepover at my friend's house when i was 13 and we laid out some blankets and fell asleep in his living room i woke up first to him spooning me and i didn't move at all because i wanted to avoid any awkward moment in our friendship by having us both know of that cuddle moment so i laid there as still as i could for maybe 30 minutes until he woke up and quickly but carefully got off me i then got up 10 minutes later and that moment now doesn't exist in our friendship apparently i did this with my cousin when i was sleeping are you my cousin agreed to go on a blind date with someone named taylor i assumed it was a girl turns out it was a dude i didn't figure that out till i got to the restaurant so i stayed on the date got super drunk at a bonfire night party and couldn't walk so made one of friends hold my hand all the way home in case i fell over gave him a thank you peck on the cheek when i reached home since then we always go on dates to restaurants and movies cuddled with my friend like we were all laying out on the ground like five girls four guys and the only spot left was a space between my friend and a girl so i had to choose either i spooned my homie or this random ass girl i met 10 minutes before when i was in high school me and some friends made bets on who could kiss the most boys by the end of the week i ended up winning by kissing about 15 different guys honestly pretty proud in retrospect very gay mate of mine asked very nicely if we could make out for a bit i'm pretty open-minded and he did ask nicely it was a highly gay experience i downloaded grinder stopped being straight worth it my homies are cute as f and we cuddle during movies but we're not gay just comfortable i was drunk at a party and made out with my friend who happens to be gay a couple of folks saw it but to this day nobody has made any negative comments on the matter no idea why i did it though i accidentally watched gay porn for 45 minutes how does one do that i've intentionally watched for like the same time it was for the plot so it's not gay at all while looking at houses for sale online with another straight guy friend i commented that crown molding is just too ostentatious we had a good laugh and blew each other they had us in the first half not gonna lie i once wrote a long romantic text for a girl who i slept with the night before romantic mind you rather than sexy then i accidentally texted it to a buddy the text had no context specific to her not even the sex of the recipient i didn't notice until the next day at which point i had to explain it to him i wish i still had it she's now my wife i have a travel buddy we don't usually hang out because we have separate schedules and different friends but we take around a dozen road trips a year we drive to places like boston new york city pittsburgh nashville saint louis kansas city and other places for a weekend or long weekend three to five days and when we go on our road trips we act like a married couple we share a bed we share meals and we end up in the most romantic places ever we have been to restaurants where we were the only ones not being a couple we have seen countless sunsets on the ocean we have seen sunsets on all the great lakes we do see a lot of baseball and live music too it's just so financially great for us to act more like a married couple we always save money on getting the couple deals on deployment in the marine corps i was laying in the desert next to my team leader under a perfect sky all the stars were out and the air felt like the shade on a hot day him and i talked calmly about our families our dreams and how perfect the sky looked and how small that made us hold my hand he said i could feel without touching that his arm was extending over the course of the following second i contemplated my whole existence before half-consciously reaching out to him his hand felt nice and we said nothing this lasted for maybe 10 minutes until we fell asleep that's really beautiful and you conveyed it well made me feel very calm and nice my wife and i hang out with a lot of married couples i realize that when i greet the wives in the group and when we leave i kiss them on the cheek after realizing that i was doing this without really thinking about it i just started doing it to the guys too that way they don't think i'm some weird creep trying to mack on their wives they just think i'm weird surprisingly everyone is cool with it and it's just sort of become my thing just about everyone leans into it now and gets confused if i happen to not give them a kiss on the cheek my friends and i were all in a bathroom together and we were really hyped up for some reason and we showed each other our wieners oddly enough i think it made us better friends a friend and i needed to shower after shooting hoops because we got told about a party last minute summer between hs graduation and college we really wanted to get out there because a ton of people were supposedly going and we wanted to try to get laid people went crazy in the summer in my hometown we both needed to shower but didn't want to take time so we hopped in at the same time and basically turned in a circle one person in the water the other out to cut on time made things a lot quicker and we actually both got laid the night we did that rare that we both got lucky the same night so we did it a few more times that summer usually at least one of us got action for reference this was the tiny shower in my parents house not a gym or locker room shower when i was 13 i was playing world of warcraft and my mom stopped paying for the game because it was just a massive waste of my time and i was getting bad grades this was not about to stop me at the same time my sister was saying how one of her friends was getting her boyfriend to pay for a brand new nintendo handheld and i have this bright idea girls in my guild are always getting free stuff so if i just pretend to be a girl i might get free stuff too so 13 year old me went right to the yahoo chat rooms i found some pictures online of a chick that looked cute off my myspace page and i started chatting away basically said was looking for a boyfriend i figured it was easy all i had to do is talk to the guy long enough for him to give me a serial number for game time after about an hour of surfing around through bunch of dudes offering to show me pictures of their junk some guy took the bait now up until this point my parents really never had a discussion with me about not talking with strangers online to me it was harmless because i had been being yelled at online my entire life by people much older than me in counter-strike i get to talking to this guy and he thinks that it's awesome that i am a 13-year-old girl and that he wants to take me to all these lavish places and i'm like whoa so i tell him if you really want to make me happy i love playing world of warcraft he was happy to oblige but instead of getting me 30 days of game time this guy goes ahead and pays for an entire year of it saying that it was only a small taste of what was to come thinking back on this story that part kind of makes me vomit in my mouth a little long story short i kept up the cisco paid for about six months i continuously logged on every wednesday and friday night around six on the message board and started hitting this guy up again because i felt like if i didn't he was going to cancel my subscription and at this point free world of warcraft was really worth about an hour of my time every night a few days a week i have forgotten about the moment for a long time and then when i was about to graduate high school is what i learned about catfishing unfortunately there are some stories going around and i thought that it would be a great idea to just tell everybody how funny it was that i scanned this guy out of six months of game time everybody laughed at me and said i was gay boy never again my bro once sent me a text meant for his wife thankfully it wasn't too graphic but he called her princess and expressed desires i sent him back a screenshot of the end level bit of mario bros that says thank you but your princess is in another castle jeez blow a few dudes in college and all of a sudden it's gay beat a gay dude in a game of gay chicken not my proudest accomplishment

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Published: Sun May 26 2019