LGBTQ+ Tik Toks for when you have gender confusion

respect the buys or kermit will plug out your eyes kermit what do you have kermit drop it drop it kermit drop it hmm well someone was bipolar today when i tell people i'm bisexual i'm often hit with the question of oh what's the percentage of girls to boys that you like is it 50 50 you know i just told you i'm not straight and you expect me to do math the cool thing about the closet is it's a secret place that we can come and we actually hang out and close it playing a character that has a secret is really fun because there's lots of twists and turns [Music] who do you think the hottest girl in school is the epcot ball well i like melanie and not just because she's pretty i think she's really funny i just want you to know tara i support you that's so nice dude this is a wendy's restaurant okay it's a gay flag who wants it who wants it guys papa daddy or fork happy saturday it's raining but i had to tell this story really quick i went into sally's beauty and there's some really gay looking people in there and i was like yes super cool and then they came up to me and they were like are you and i was like yeah i'm are you [Music] why does biting get a whole ass transition team when i told my parents i wanted to transition all i got was scented therapy y'all were just gonna let me continue to exist without letting me know that the first american woman astronaut was gay a gay astronaut we had a gay astronaut y'all just weren't gonna say anything this is sally ride a gay astronaut [Music] it's a great day to be gay my friend who is a trans woman just referred to her estrogen pills as titty skittles and i absolutely love it wait you're you're not beanie that's so [ __ ] cool you don't have any [Music] oh my god i cannot believe it that is shocking and devastating you say you non-dinner what non-binary nominee not real you make knobby up only true gender nacho and cool ranch can't identify as norbert that don't make sense no one's just born nana banana you're not nickelback one of my favorite phrases that i've been using for the last couple of months is what are you [ __ ] straight because straight people are like um yeah but anyone in the lgbt community is like so this is what true oppression feels like i've never been so offended in my life just two sisters one of them is gay so it's the other one you painted the mona lisa mona lisa yeah yeah so i haven't talked to my mom since two months on t right so my mom decides to randomly call me and i answer i say hello she gets so excited oh my gosh cam got a boyfriend i say wait late bob i am the boyfriend here is your comprehensive list of how trans people having equal rights will negatively affect your everyday existence thank you have a nice day hey dad dad they say statistically one in three people are gay are you trying to tell me you're gay i'm not gay well i'm bi but besides the point so you have three children one of them is a hundred percent gay who alice ellis isn't gay she's a lesbian oh i thought we all knew that already put your mask on right put your mask on right put it on correctly please while you oh i don't even have my mask on big boobs anyways i have come to the conclusion that um straight people don't use their necks um gay people talk with their necks okay look it's like that when gay people talk we're just like do you understand like it's all in the neck all of it is here and it just we're little bobble heads we're really bobble heads and when straight people talk they're just like hello my name is amanda top 10 places number eight any pharmacy number seven gas station number six number three [Music] hey bro you studying yeah i'm learning french french why you're learning french well there's this girl and she's friend well no but she's in the french class no not not that either um why are you learning french for her well she's bisexual she told me she's bisexual and i only speak one language so i'm learning french that's so sweet of you man hello welcome to the first episode of gay vocabulary a new series dedicated to teaching you the definition of words with more syllables for more intelligent reads and how to sound smarter than your neighborhood heterosexual today's word of the day in cognizant adjective stupid thoughtless utterly inconsiderate don't just say ugh you are so stupid try instead well i had no issue comprehending the material it is of no surprise to me that something so simple could be missed by someone as incognizant as yourself like and follow for more no one ever liked a dumb [ __ ] her parents always saying girl when you grow up you're gonna find a nice man make sure you're pretty enough you'll be living a life like barbie and ken come on suck it up and forget this nonsense but what if it's not ken but barbie why should she have to say sorry tell me do you even listen to all the dumb [ __ ] you're slipping we can love who we want to don't say she's not supposed to if she doesn't love ken but i do this like automatic thing where when i'm confronted with like a straight man i have to like put on this character and i don't even like realize i'm doing it until after words leave my mouth uh this guy is like the only one working at subway and he's like it's like oh hey what can i get you started all right what can i get started for you man i was like oh yeah i'll do like a i'm like where did that come from i was like oh yeah i'll do a full long uh yeah blah blah and he's like what kind of meat you want i'm like i'll do the teriyaki chicken and he's like oh yeah i love that i'm like yeah dude it slaps and i'm like what is what yeah dude it slaps i've never said that before in my entire [ __ ] life and then like the entire rest of the interaction he's like making my sub i'm like oh yeah that'd be fire like shut up like who are you this is annoying you're gay questions for the queers part three do you guys ever get super uncomfortable when you have to do something that's like considered like straight or like straight culture like one time i was in the car with my dad and my brothers and we were just driving around all day running errands and my dad pulled into the parking lot of a hardware store because apparently he needed to get a screwdriver and he didn't want to go in so he turns to me and he says ruben can you go in there to get a screwdriver sir you so i have two straight brothers why are you asking me to go into the hardware store anyways i went in because i listened to my dad i walked in there confidently with my floral button-up shirt and high-waisted jeans and i was like all right [ __ ] we're gonna find a screwdriver i don't know what a screwdriver is but we'll figure it out i kid you not i'm looking for like 20 minutes and i find this one tool i'm like i think there's a screwdriver i don't really know so i grab it and i have to go ask the worker because i have no wi-fi i couldn't google it i was like um excuse me and this straight man that works there he's like yes i was like is this a screwdriver and he goes no that's a wrench what is a wrench my biggest pet peeve about being a biology major is the fact that everyone on this planet seems to think they know about biology and so they'll say things like it's just basic biology basic biology doesn't exist and what you mean is that the only biology you ever learned was high school biology in which they had to teach it to you in nine months and so they had to simplify it so that you could get a lot of information in the first thing my bio 101 professor ever said to us was to forget everything we learned in high school because it was inaccurate it was over simplified to the point of being inaccurate so when you use basic biology as your excuse to be homophobic or your excuse to be transphobic know that you're using inaccurate information science doesn't support hate i got hit by a car while i was taking my fourth statistics class in college and i still passed so i guess you could say i know what i'm talking about here i'm going to designate an arbitrary value for heterosexual anxiety hets abbreviated hc this entire space is society every society has a threshold of compulsory heterosexuality and spaces that reside above this line you basically have to pretend to be straight all the time so here are our heteros in this space above the line some people are a little closer to the line but some people are very aggressively heterosexual they have an average r-squared value that we're just going to call r-squared hetero introduce a queer person to this space and this distorts the entire expectation of straight performance and brings it down this may not be noticeable for most people in the group but extremely aggressive heteros might go wrong i'm not just happening confusion straight and queer spaces have different expectations for straight performance especially true mixed company and straight people in majority queer spaces are just lost [Music] yeah is this a drawing oh well that's really good thank you are you left are you left-handed i can i'm ambidextrous oh i thought you were gay oh god i'm going to bed [Music] you

Channel: Gremlins United

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Keywords: lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtqia, lgbtq+, lesbian, gay, bisexual, bi, trans, transgender, nonbinary, nb, queer, enby, asexual, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtqia, lgbtq+, lesbian, gay, bisexual, bi, trans, transgender, nonbinary, nb, queer, enby, asexual

Id: ylRM9lRIoXo

Length: 13min 57sec (837 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 23 2020