The FUNNIEST VR Moments of 2020

did you drink out of this after heating because if you did you probably have hepatitis yeah i have hepa potatoes he means hepatitis yeah he means hepatitis c you probably have it you might want to go to the doctors after this his type c pepper potatoes [Music] what are you doing [Music] no no don't touch me dad this is my no no square what are you doing here [Laughter] kitty kitty you like the kidding i love kitty they're purring can you hear it i love you you want a little big mac what's the big mac i don't want your baby eat the big mac eat it smash can i just get some peace and quiet for once are you taking a bath you taking a bath eddie yes empty oh yeah what is that behind your back it's a toaster because i'm coming to kill you yeah no wait wait wait wait molly molly wait wait wait come on [Laughter] we haven't reached that part of being stranded where we start having sex with each other yet all right when does that part happen well you see juicy that happens when me and narrator decide to overpower you how long do i have to wait got about five seconds no oh santa did you bring us a ps5 are you serious mate this is you know what kids in north korea asked for this year a piece of broccoli spoiled piece of [ __ ] you spoiled such a coagulated horse semen the first thing you gotta do is you gotta stick your hand on the patty and put it on the spatula once you put it on the spatula boys you flip it like that oh god he's good no wonder he gets paid 6.30 an hour josh what's wrong with this sack it's not like yours i've only ever seen yours what's wrong with ears well uh son that's called testicular cancer i heard it's just because he only comes once a year [Laughter] did you bring that lunch money that i [ __ ] told you about yesterday yep i got it got it right here look i got a bit of look this one up look you want some milk this this is breast milk juicy got it from your mum you want it yeah wait wait you took that out of my cupboard i didn't take it out of your cup but i took it straight from your mums five dollars five dollars here but it's mine no it's mine no it's it's mine it's it's no it's not i took it it's mine give me five dollars you can have it what are those ones i want to know what those ones are okay this one this one this is the pink one this is almond milk and the gay people drink it do you want it oh well uh yeah let me just no no you didn't pay for it do you know what concept is mate okay i can't imagine how many almond titties you had to milk to get that okay i'm so sorry i'm sure you work very hard almonds are hard to erect and nuts okay don't [ __ ] drink any without paying me okay all right [Laughter] tell me your name young one tell me your name my name is big juicy you wanna come and get your toy big juicy yeah okay come on then come on come with me juicy i'm gonna get my toy i'm gonna get my toy juicy just from here all right don't say i didn't warn you come in here juicy i got your toy the toy you keep toys in the bathroom that makes sense no one would look in there okay dave what are you doing up there look what i'm doing i'm delivering presents oh dave you're not santa you're a sex offender get down oh you're right can you just start just like can you start panting juicy just no [Music] you drank all the milk there's only a little bit left you drank it all this is my special milk special milk what does that mean it's not skim i'm trying to lose weight it's skim milk oh okay i got worried there for a second he drank your milk i saw him it was him i didn't drink the milk you're always blaming me for everything i can't take the stress i can't take the stress i gotta meditate you can't be santa you don't have a big fluffy beard but he does have a big fat tummy doesn't he look not everything is what you think it is when you grow up alright it took me 20 years before i realized that japanese vaginas aren't blurry and you're dead oh hi didn't see you there my name is juicy and it takes a forklift to get me out of bed every morning i like to eat cheese curds and drink diet mountain dew but not normal soda i like to stay healthy you don't go into a job interview and tell them you cheese kids i gotta get that job at gamestop you don't understand how important this is i don't understand how much this means to me i have to become a gamestop sales associate you know how good this sounds hi i'm juicy your gamestop sales associate do you want to buy any undertale figures maybe some funko pops dasher i've pissed myself guys i've done myself a mischief dasher pull the slate to the front of the house and piss me off of tripping balls that's helped me should we call the police i don't think this is santa i'm gonna level with you guys right now my name's dave i just broke out of prison did you actually get mom yes yeah i did do that yeah oh this is like death island this is where you go when your channel's suffering boys can we please just go out and look for food something said consumed as he's wanting food he's gonna lose it dude if he's about to explode juicy decides to have a mental breakdown shut the [ __ ] up just shut up it's not funny as you can see we have eddie one of our spare cameramen closing in on the delicate anime whale he is not to be in any form of attack mode however if prompt with desire she will attack come here big boy let me show you a good job oh oh yeah oh come here santa is there anything going on in there with brian this is australian christmas mate what the did you think i was going to be it's 40 degrees outside half of the ranges have started from dehydration got your games here and i went in the back and ran them hold on hold on did you just say the word ran you don't look like you've ran a day in your [ __ ] fat life that's dog he's he's the one that's buying your games yeah sorry the person you're trying to make a deal with sorry if they're bad okay i'm sorry all right no juicy cat remembering [Music] every time you make that noise dude your mouth looks like a prolapsed hole molly i gotta get this job [Laughter] what's the blue one what is that one this one yeah i'll tell you what it is but you don't want to know how i got it you see eddie this is the finest mexican nut milk you've ever had i've got a straight from his dad's nutsack it does look a bit thicker than the other milks it is thick trust me you don't even want to know how i got this juicy my arms are still sore wait what's the red one this is my personal favorite this is just regular milk just like two percent just right up no just full cream i'll do this one cheap for you you want it which one you want um come here i want the blue one i i'll give you six bucks it's a blues which one was the blue one again i know i just told you i can't i can't remember i'm [ __ ] up i can't remember what the blue one was uh the the blue one is the uh mexican special if i was uh listening juicy what the f that's right no no no hold on boys hold on hold on that's yeah that's right juicy it's straight from eddie's daddy all right here you go mate six dollars extra thick don't spill it though because you can [ __ ] knock people out with this it's it's very potent juicy don't spill it or you're gonna have little baby eddie's dads running around you don't want that here take it you want you want your toy yeah yeah where is it at it's right here come on juicy okay juicy okay juicy you've been practicing this for months no no don't touch me there this is my no no square no no don't touch me there this is my nose go boys go boys we gotta get out of here oh that's good [ __ ] maybe you should stop smoking that santa i don't tell you to stop sucking on your mates every night unlike cigarettes just don't kill you though depends on the mate you've obviously never been to thailand i found patrick i sucked his big starfish and he gave me this clearly spaceship watch this dear diary it's been 12 hours since the boys called me fat i think that's an improvement i went down to the supermarket today and nobody pointed and laughed at me either things were looking up oh and today i found my that's right i found you little guy yeah it turns out that thing i thought was my belly button the whole time was really just my incredibly small penis well i would appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone about this i'm already on the register what register are you on dave let me just put it this way the sacks for toys the sacks for boys merry christmas kids what website do we register to have sex on i want to have sex neopets neopets i knew it was neopets i told you molly you said it was club penguin like an idiot i knew it was neopets juicy when i said you needed more fiber in your diet it doesn't actually mean like strands of fiber you guys want some of this here [Laughter] hey boys how's my form every time every video dude they call me the goosey gobbler for a reason jesus christ oh god the things you do when you're stranded on an island with your friends can i see your balls what you earn me let me have a go let me have a go ready go ahead molly go ahead go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go do it do it try it now that's delivery i think a piece of pepperoni fell out of the box oh no that's my nipple okay oh my god you're the most arrogant piece of [ __ ] santa that i've ever seen you forgetting something mate what i'm santa you know the song i see everything mate i know what you did with your sister's yearbook that wasn't me that was him that was him haven't you heard the song the naughty list is a mile long mate news names right at the top i'll give you a hint starts them unbelievable okay okay look at that you tip it upside down the milk doesn't even move it really is thick your daddy's got strong nuts i'll be your partner yeah i'll play by myself you don't seem very jolly sandy's supposed to be nice look right do i come down to the truck stop and slap out of your mouth while you're trying to do your job no but they don't tell me how to do mine i'm believable i don't even work at a truck stop that's him you do suck dick though i don't yeah where the hell is that two-toed jelly spawn dirt licking horse dandelion piece of [ __ ] at come out yellow belly yeah sucked your horse off and you tell her after we're done here after we're done here i'm gonna go visit old bessie she says she ain't been sucked off like that before in her entire life never really dealt with a situation like this before usually it's just over someone someone else's wife yeah i did that too what you better not believe her that's right she's a paraplegic i don't see what mathematics have to do with any of this don't worry molly i'll save you paraplegic experiments here to save the day i'll get you patrick is that your type of woman narrative she [ __ ] [Laughter] are you saying she's thick no no no no no no she's past thick she's yeah last night i tell you what i got hella mad because my partner decided to ride me reverse cowgirl and i'm like first of all how dare you you never turn your back on your family you say you remember us but we remember you don't we smash remember seeing him run out of mum's bedroom last year yeah remember that when dad got home yeah i was at your house last christmas because you know what it's true i do only come once to you and you better believe it was all over your mum's back i just remember the glory days spider-man spider-man they're pleasing spider-man can he stand no he can't he's paralyzed from the waist down look out he can't feel his [Music] walk out of the legs and i almost slip on a big puddle of krispy kreme glaze every time i touch my horse it just starts shaking violently my horse was sweating horses don't sweat have you ever seen a horse sweat boy not like that one out there that's that's right guys guys i think i think red sus what very good we're all red i'm gonna [ __ ] off quick smile then you're going in our house santa [Laughter] shut up you fat are you going to let him talk to me like that wait wait foreign [Music] who was that well that was ninja that mixer deal really went down the drain then [Laughter] oh when i get my hands on you oh god oh any of you boys been stuck in horse wait that not today what do you mean not the sort of thing we do around here i go in to the haberdashery to get one vial of snake venom to inject into the end of my urethra as my doctor instructed and i come out and my horse's balls are drier than the sahara desert what the hell do you want about i can't hit y'all and piss you up for five seconds without someone sucking her who was it i okay i'm really good hold on even though the gender is horse you said her messy's got fat loads don't you get him mistaken yeah no molly he's not moving wake up steal his songs we can walk down the road about burning our feet yeah yeah yeah yeah yes just get him off give me that one oh he's moving he's waking up tonight he's waking up merry christmas boys and girls where are you going now presents for everybody you did what's wrong i got polio josh because i'm spider-man doesn't mean i can't get polio apparently they don't work what do you mean what's wrong with them what's your story pal who are you i just came here to drink of course urine what it's not like you're about to say come on no i didn't i was i said i was i came down here not that yeah matter of fact you were a bit late to the saloon today shut the it's a long walk that's right you want to see where i live huh you want to see bob's crib look i live in a treehouse i'm 47 years old and i live in a tree oh god it's the brony oh my god directly in the eyes oh my god jesus christ what do you do when you're in horny jail stay off twitter stay off my main ignore twitch push notifications that's right can i come out now i really think i've learned my lesson well you've got 13 more days until that twitch sub expires you've got to stay in here until that until that's over it's set on auto renewal please let me out is it a tier 3 or tier 1. don't make me answer i have all the emotes stop you did three simp oh no just horny jail that's horny death sentence ah what patrick's got me damn you patrick you'll never catch me spider boys oh god molly did did he take your shirt no that's that's that's that's patrick maybe life isn't so bad no it is hey hey bob bob you're good [Laughter] you need to think of something that gets you to your happy place and then just blast your load dude and swing maybe he can't maybe there's a deep underlying trauma he's going through maybe because you have a pain so deep down embedded that no one understands maybe it's so crushing heart terry like mary jane when she's getting [ __ ] down you know what i'm saying getting dick down from the green goblin oh that time when you got a pregnant and then she died because your uncle ben is dead no one's ever what she wanted to do was anal with me now i know that there's a serial horse dick sucker in this county he's been going town to town sucking all the horses dry and i think he might be in this here saloon with me lucky for you boys i know a surefire way on how to figure out who it is you see i am very familiar with the smell of horsecomb oh man oh god who's the x no you you [Music] anyone at all any other new recruits is this it no it's not just you three you actually have another recruit it's phil oh there it hi phil phil is he is he okay yeah no he loves it here ain't that right phil how long was that guy working here for a whole day i can't wait for my lunch break [Laughter] i'm here for molly fat patrick i see you spiderman noir flying in here looking at me with the exaggerated swagger of a black a black what a black and white tv this is the worst spider-man cartoon i've ever seen if i if i was watching this on the tv i would actually stand up out of my wheelchair to turn it off you have to tell me one thing that you did this week that bettered yourself molly let's start with you name one thing you did this week that made you a better person you daddy i did you don't name one thing you did that made you a better person i learned to piss sitting down [Laughter] well done that's very impressive i'm proud next we have smashing i promised and succeeded with only hitting my misses with the back of my hand rather than the front amen you are a mega man amen brother brother amen brother amen amen we all know that sinners are for the front hand and the ladies are for the backhands what's he doing now whoa whoa jesus christ bob bob oh hey guys what are you doing now mate nothing's ever worth in my life but one thing i haven't tried is cold-blooded murder i'm just gonna kill him you wanna watch hey taco man oh my god hey you may not be able to fight crime anymore but as far as making songs i mean you're in the running hey turn from my haircut hello hello oh hello hey how's it going this is the spit water josh dub hair emporium yeah well you see you see i got my son here a little smashing he's been on the special side and he needs his hair cut because he's trying to hang himself now with it it's a bit too long it's so long it wraps right around my neck so we need to go we need to just take a little bit off the top sit down little buddy there let me give you a quick sniff try to detect a bit of roses and vanilla yeah that's his mom's perfume he had breastfeed this morning i'm 22. that's great okay what are we doing for you today huh can i just get a little off the top no problem oh i like your cut g like the meme guys that's that's my boy that's my boy what have you done to my boy so uh that'll be 97 cents pen today or for what the haircut he took a little bit off the top you killed him you killed him gabby did he try and peel you from the wrong end you never peel a banana from the wrong end dude stand back i need my space i'm under a lot of pressure right now more pressure than molly's ankles oh all right now next up on our tour we have number 20 otherwise known as rock and roll what's the deal with this guy dude what's up he was a rock and roll legend back in the 80s but freak accident happened and now he just can't stop rocking wait his hands are stuck like that somebody help me they're stuck like this please help please hey help me out on the back wall get on there please you're just here every time i try to wipe i figure my and then jj was like bring me more photos of paraplegic spider-man i gave him two polaroids of my flaccid balls and called the day oh man we're sure i had the balls to quit my job like that i wish i could see my balls frank get up we don't want no trouble out here in this quiet little western town all we do is drink play uno every night horse come he drinks horse gum dude they're not helping molly boys y'all ready for some burgers i'm gonna get the grill started for you guys oh what's this doing here your name hey fellas doctor said the the boy missed my brain a full recovery through the window oh dude that's amazing i'm not even hungry yo [ __ ] you guys i don't have to take this [ __ ] i'm gonna go be spider-man at birthday parties or something guys don't worry about it [Laughter] church boys quick the sheriff is doing his campaign rally come on he's about to start he's about thank you thank you citizens of spitwater now uh we gotta leave ourselves a little treat kids love them okay he's a superstar introducing little goose yo sleepy molly what's he picking up me for [Laughter] we just walked off nothing we've all been caught here today because some criminal is affecting the city what spider noir mexican spider-man and we got god damn it you fatten get over here diabetic spider-man monkey spidey-o is my favorite look at them they're scared they're terrified why are we hunting them down i'm just taking a [ __ ] they're not so different from us look why are we killing them you're right juicy you're right maybe you should kill yourselves shut up oh great now i've got a dead mexican inside of me thanks a lot molly jesus christ i got a joke i got a joke please don't yeah what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat what the wheelchair i can't stand it here uh walk it off buddy you sure this is going to get us girlfriends because when i was in high school a girl saw me playing minecraft once and said that i was a huge virgin that's because you hadn't done yet

Channel: Mully

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Length: 31min 9sec (1869 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 06 2020