The First Guy To Ever Win An Award

this video is sponsored by nordvpn more about them at the end of the sketch hi there hello and welcome to the night that's all about a shiny thing good to be here i think yeah so listen some people decided that you guys are the best at the stuff you do professionally who decided people who i decided decide this kind of thing i decided that's kind of weird no because see they're very familiar with the stuff you do professionally and they're very judgy okay now here's the thing what is that it's j it's a shiny thing that i got what are we supposed to do with that i don't know bring it home put it on display look at it oh yeah my wife's very particular about our home decor that's not gonna fly no the shiny thing has a lot of value okay you're gonna want it oh oh hell yeah so we're each getting a shiny thing no only one of you is getting a shiny thing what why would you invite all of us then i thought the losers could have some hope up until the very last second i thought that might be a fun thing to do that's kind of cruel yeah this is going to be a difficult moment for the majority of us yeah i want to get done on camera not cool man okay so now i'm going to list all the names of the people who might get the shiny thing but most of whom will not this is kind of messed up billy roger billy his name's also billy i don't know what to tell you there todd and billy that's an unfortunate coincidence please don't let it bother you and the winner of the shiny thing is todd okay that's good that could have been a confusing moment oh god dang it hey hey no don't do that but we're all disappointed and sad and mad yeah no well i want to see your disappointment but keep it more subtle i mean this is a classy event okay yeah there you go that's perfect polite clapping but under the surface we can see that you're in pain that's great so do you just toss me the shiny thing now or what's up no actually that's a good question now you come up here and you take my place i become the presenter oh it's like a little chain he's gonna give it to the next guy no that's not you come up here and you take the shiny thing and then you talk a bit about how great it is that you got the shiny thing all right i'm gonna stand off to the side got it do the rest of us leave no you all stay and listen to him that's not gonna help with the disappointment okay so um it's great that i got this shiny thing and what an honor to have been chosen amongst all the other people who almost got the shiny thing but then didn't oh that's nice they lost and i could have lost two but then some people decided that i was better than them and so that's what happened talk more about how happy you are oh yeah well i mean i'm very happy that i'm rich now that's pretty cool oh that's no you're not rich you said this was valuable yeah not like symbolically so this isn't worth anything this is just a shiny thing well yeah no it has symbolic value if and only if we all agree that it does okay do we all agree that this is a nice little shiny thing that represents how good he is at the stuff he does yeah okay sure no i guess that sounded like most people congrats on the valuable shiny thing oh wow okay well thank you oh yeah thank yous that's good maybe give some more thank yous to the people that helped you get here really okay uh well thank you to my uber driver he took a shortcut that i wasn't sure of but it worked out we got here fast you're welcome no say thank you to people that helped you with work or life or whatever but okay none of these people know them is that okay that doesn't matter say some thank yous you have a platform now go for it okay so i'm gonna thank a bunch of people that you guys aren't familiar with that sound good uh thank you to carl uh barry melinda we don't know these people yeah no i know this is kind of fun for me though uh thank you to my wife and our three beautiful children and our two ugly ones what uh who else uh let's uh jarfny that's he's that's not a real name okay yeah that should about do it i'm pretty sure that name was made up all names are made up uh pork that's a meat that's i think this is enough with the thanking section of this event he's thinking meats now i'm thankful for pork i think he's just having too much fun up there he's really stretching this out thomas then i'm really enjoying being up here okay that's now wrap it up todd i got a slideshow of pictures of dead people i want to get to oh my god oh it's pictures from when they were alive it's going to be a nice moment if you say so i'm thankful for a light sweater when it's a little chilly out he's thinking way too much i'm tired of it yeah stop thinking people now that got old immediately hey man i'm thankful for a lot of things you gave me the platform i'm going to keep thinking okay could somebody play some music or something maybe that'll drown out the boring thank yous yeah i got it thanks superdriver okay for some reason the music makes me want to lean into the microphone and say the things i was going to say anyway but faster while also lifting the award a little bit i guess that's better oh actually i think maybe since i have this platform i should say something important you know maybe that should be part of this i mean i feel like i've lost control of this thing so yeah go ahead okay great okay here goes some things in the world are not good and i think that they should be oh that was really brave yeah that's really going to change some things i think hi there hello it's me i'm the astronaut i'm out here in ad space to talk to you about nordvpn so listen sometimes i just want to watch my favorite show detective who's awful at his job i don't know who did it but then when i go to stream it the internet's like no that's actually not available in your country so thankfully nordvpn is a thing nordvpn's a virtual private network service that creates an encrypted tunnel for your data not only can it help protect your internet 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Channel: Ryan George

Views: 1,679,273

Keywords: ryan george, theryangeorge, sketch, skit, comedy, funny, awards, first guy, ryan george first guy, first guy to ever, win an award, host an award show, oscars, grammys, emmys, academy awards, award show parody, first person to ever win an award

Id: s4q-6FI3CSI

Length: 5min 51sec (351 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 23 2022

Reddit Comments

[u/Tobzec]

Soon funny, you must be joking with the shinning object, I love this.

[u/nin10donly]

Ryan should win even more shiny objects (other than the 100k and 1m playbuttons.

[u/Qredux78]

I think the people in the video are all the same guy. Except the Uber driver.