The First Guy To Ever Build A Snowman

this video is sponsored by extra more about them at the end of the sketch hi there hello thanks for meeting me out here yeah sir i mean can we go inside maybe it's really cold out here no we can't that's not even possible it is possible though it is not for this new activity i invented it's not what are you talking about so here's the idea right you and me we're gonna make a person together oh that's not you and i can't do that together sure we can we're gonna make a person out of snow that's not how people are made it's a much weirder and grosser processed than that this person i'm talking about wouldn't be alive necessarily they'd be made of snow check it out i actually made one already right out right right right over there oh my god yeah that's a man i made that's not that's not what people look like yeah that's what people look like i decided that thing is barely anthropomorphic what what is the activity you're suggesting here okay so what you do is you roll up three big balls of snow right isn't snow kind of powdery sometimes yeah so you got to wait for the snow to be a little wet right you got you need perfect conditions or this will not work okay already really limiting when this activity can be performed hey what are you guys doing now this guy wants to make a person with me so when it's wet and sticky that's when we roll our balls together exactly okay i'm gonna leave can i just ask why does this supposed human have three round insect-like body sections i don't understand the question what is it like an ant no if anything it would be an uncle i think it's a snowman that's not no we don't need to get too deep in its personal history and backstory it's just a normal guy i promise that's not what a normal guy looks like so once you've stacked to these three balls it's time to shove some eyes into its face oh my what are those anyway those are made of coal coal yeah you use coal so the eyes are jet black just like human eyes i feel like your perception of people is a little screwy can you see me right now yes do you think i look like that thing well no okay good i haven't even put the nose on yet oh you think that's what's missing okay and i've got the perfect thing for us to put as a nose what is it the pointiest vegetable there is weird way to categorize vegetables yeah you put a carrot as the nose you know that works with the bright orange sharp noses that people have you need to see a psychiatrist maybe or maybe an exorcist maybe now we got to put your clothes on it what just a hat and a scarf would be okay you need to sacrifice those to this process and just kind of leave them out there please that seems wasteful and also no you gotta do it or else we're gonna have a naked man standing over there that's not a man give him your winter gear and leave it outside with him no why not that thing will still be naked even with a hat and a scarf no he won't if i walk into a room wearing just a hat and a scarf people won't be like hey look at that fully clothed man you know well that's why we also shove some buttons onto him is that what those are directly into his thorax oh my god and claw like sticks for arms a twig for an unmoving smile or more cold where are you getting all this cold and then we leave him out here and day by day as the sun beats down on him he'll melt and as he melts his face will distort into horrifying expressions and we'll watch as he dies and he won't bother me anymore what are you talking about uh okay full disclosure please he told me if i gave him a physical form he'd leave me alone and stop visiting me at night what are you who my sleep paralysis demon oh okay that's why it looks okay that makes sense please help me kill it hi there hello it's me i'm the astronaut i'm out here in headspace to talk to you about extern listen one thing you might not know about this astronaut suit is that it's packed to the brim with freeze-dried ice cream and that doesn't leave a ton of room for a wallet that's 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Channel: Ryan George

Views: 1,559,393

Keywords: ryan george, first guy, first guy to build a snowman, the first person, first guy ryan george, snowman, build a snowman, winter, comedy, sketch, skit, funny, origins of snowmen, why people build snowmen, winter activities, ekster, adstronaut, frosty the snowman, snowmen, snow

Id: NMms-tDQxC4

Length: 4min 38sec (278 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 12 2021