How Things Got Their Names - COMPILATION

foreign [Music] so as you all know we've been selling tools for a while now and for marketing purposes corporate feels that we should you know name some of these things that makes sense yeah well so Larry you had this thing assigned to you what do you think we should call this I thought we could name that a wrench which means a violent twist or pull that works for me I like that a lot Daniel you had this thing what do we what do you want to what do we calling that drill a drill okay I like that a lot we're on a roll now David you had this thing with the flat face and the things coming out the back what do you got for me oh uh yeah no I definitely I did come up with the name because that's what you asked me to do that good yeah what is it what is the yeah no that's a great question the question the answer the name is the um hammer a hammer a hammer yeah I think we could all agree that that's a good name what kind of sandwich is that David oh this sandwich yeah this is probably chicken smells a lot like ham David oh yeah no it's well you know it's crazy how some sandwiches smell these days okay I'm writing it down but we're gonna have a talk later okay now Alex you had this sharp thing on a stick Alex what Alex you you saying ax or are you saying your own name in a weird way Alex okay I'm gonna write acts I feel like corporate will go for that now Steve you had this thing right here what do you think we should call this screwdriver screwdriver okay yeah that's definitely catchy yeah it came to me after I caught my chauffeur with my horror of a wife oh my God if you need an alternate we could also go with bang mailman she thought that was good too apparently what are you drinking I put some vodka in some orange juice I don't even care anymore is that a thing and you know what I'm calling it a screwdriver too does that make you happy that doesn't make any sense okay he's in a bad headspace we should probably move on Rufus he had this thing what do you got for me back there buddy crowbar okay don't really want to get on your bad side so that works for me what did you come up with me yeah you were assigned this big electric thing that goes like um um a hammer no Hammer's already taken Jack you need your own name oh my own name okay well Jackhammer that's not what it you know what fine well if he's getting his name on a tool I want my name on a tool what was your tool again I had this little freaking this bendy thing do you mind if he piggybacks off yours that's fine okay so so allen wrench now who had this thing that was me did you come up with a name I did I thought we could call that a saw okay well see that might be confusing because that's a conjugation of a super common verb that people use every day I think it'll be fine this will also be a verb too by the way it'll mean to use this tool well okay but what if someone sees the tool and then later wants to tell somebody about having done that well then they'll have seen a saw that's not a problem yes but also they saw a saw you see what I'm saying and if they saw it in action they saw a sauce what's the big deal if someone saw a saw a sign you also have to consider if someone saws through a jar of salsa why would someone saw salsa well I don't know but that would mean that they saw a sauce salsa well I think it's a great name even if someone saw salsa you know what I'm going to buy some salsa and sauce also just to say I saw a sauce salsa okay you know what we really got to get this over to corporate so let's just you know that's a saw that's fine now let's just wrap things up okay Alex that's not helpful Alex okay final thing on the agenda for the day Kevin is out sick did anyone come up with a name for his tool what was his tool again it was this weird gardening thing here oh okay Steve I think maybe you should go home but also yeah that's perfect as you all know corporate now feels that the terms fruits and berries are a little too vague for our products and we're going to need some more specific names for marketing purposes sure sure yeah so Lucas you had these things right here what should we call these things yeah I was thinking we could call those grapes grapes yeah that sounds great to me okay now who had this here that was me I was thinking strawberry strawberry kind of random but has a nice ring to it now what about this oh yeah that was me um I'm also going to go with grapes I like the sound of that what yeah these also grow in bunches so they feel like pretty much the same thing they're not no yeah I think it does need its own name oh okay uh so then uh gray not grape get your own thing grapefruit I'd be good with that no yeah okay that's different enough it's not different enough he's piggybacking off of my brand because his thing tastes so weird great buddies ah okay let's move on here whose department is this that's me I was thinking apple apple yeah great fun to say I got a bunch of other names for all the subtypes you guys want to hear them oh no that's fine maybe another Granny Smith what Macintosh Gala those just seem like random word Golden Delicious red delicious what you can't call it delicious you're putting words in people's mouths yeah that'd be like if I called strawberry Red yum yum very good okay look guys we have a lot of these to get through okay now who had this I thought we would call that a tomato tomato yeah that's perfect I said tomato yeah tomato we're saying the same thing we're not yeah we're both saying tomato okay now who had this Pine we call it Pine that's a good name with a strong name beautiful names already a tree I think isn't it okay so Pine fruit maybe maybe Pine grape no pineapple I don't know just play something with pine please okay geez I'm gonna let pineapple slide okay but we can't just be naming stuff after actors we like okay now who had this Banner excuse me Banner what did I just say we're not naming these all after actors we like Eric Bana I wasn't you didn't let me finish I was gonna say Ben uh I don't even know who Eric Bana is sounds like a fantastic Australian actor though you're wearing a t-shirt with his face on it okay excuse me what's with the actor t-shirts anyway I mean does everyone in this universe have the same face or not hey shut up okay so what about this blueberry I got this one blueberry okay come you didn't put any effort into that at all uh that's okay we gotta step up our game here a bit okay guys let's Circle back to the blueberry thing now what about this I'm sorry raspberry did you just get one stuck in your throat and that's why you're saying that because that seems pretty specific to this situation I don't think everybody's gonna get a raspy voice every time they eat one okay now what about this what do we got for this how about uh a date I mean I'm flattered but we should talk about that later no I mean that's what we could call it oh yeah yeah definitely that's great okay what about this round thing yeah I came up with orange orange yeah orange rhymes with whatever it's a good name yeah no it is a good name hey what color is this I don't know I don't know it feels like a red yellow mix yeah there's no name for this is there grapefruit had a similar thing going on I'm gonna get the color naming department on the line this seems like an oversight color naming Department yeah hi we have a fruit over here that's like a red yellow mix we don't think there's a name for it yet oh yeah okay well what do you name in the fruit what do we uh orange is what we're calling it okay so uh yeah let's do that let's call it orange well that's that's the name of the fruit though yes so it's just maybe those should be different things don't you think dude how much thought are you putting into naming things I not that much we just named the color cyan okay nobody gives a crap okay uh okay so just slap a name on these things and move on you're wasting everybody's time you freaking loser all right blueberry is fine yes all right everybody listen up okay what is going on we here at the place where words for things are decided really drop the ball here okay and if there's one thing I won't stand for it's dropped balls what is the problem exactly animal sounds we don't have any words for animal sounds why would why would we need words for those those are sounds that animals make there are little kids walking around out there right now and they don't have a word for the sound a duck makes is he CR are you crying this feels like it's not a huge issue if my son walks up to a cow right now and the cow goes or whatever my son's not gonna know what the hell the cow is talking about I feel like maybe it's okay for kids to learn what sounds animals make when they hear the animals make the sounds nope you know what that's not good enough we're gonna need to figure out some human words to describe the sounds that animals make okay okay okay and this needs to be one of the first things kids learn I decided why though because as cow encounters are confusing did you not hear what I just said all right so I guess a cow would go well no okay it doesn't have to be the exact noise they make that'd be crazy what are we doing here uh I guess what about moo moo m-o-o that works for me but that's not I mean that's not really even the noise though it's close enough now what about a cat maybe like a meow cats make all kinds of different noises I'm just looking for ballparks so small children aren't caught off guard okay I'm running down meow meow exactly meow no that sounds inappropriate if you say it that way for some reason sorry okay this is good what about a dog what do we got for a dog uh I guess how would you spell that I don't know guys We're translating these sounds to human sounds okay we need letters here what about woof w-o-o-f woof yeah that sounds like a word now we're talking I don't know I feel like maybe we should go with more like a Bow Wow for a dog Bow Wow what the hell what are you talking about you know how when you're looking at a dog and the dogs looking back at you and the dog is like bow wow I've never heard a dog say anything remotely resembling Bow Wow look I'm just gonna write both down it's fine if my dog made the noise Bow Wow I would BR I'd bring it to the vet yeah okay that is a fair point this is pen though so I can't I can't erase it okay what about a frog ribbit I love that Ribbit that's there was a frog in my backyard last night and it just screamed that's all that was the noise well I'm gonna write Ribbit that's a good General frog sound to teach to children forever why chicken any thoughts how about cluck yeah I feel like chickens go cluck they don't not really yeah I agree isn't the clock doesn't doesn't that tell time no with a u oh okay that isn't any better hey what does the fox say we're not doing that one hey what about a duck those go like they sound like they're on crack quack that's good no I said crack I already wrote quack you need to pronounce your r's better buddy all right hey what about a pig they make those noises like you know what that sounds like that sounded like oink o-i-n-k that did sound like none of these sound like the actual animal noises I feel like somebody's mad because somebody didn't think of one yet that's not it you know what I'm gonna check the manual I feel like if we shouldn't be doing this yeah go ahead okay what about a rooster oh actually okay I'm sorry that's actually my bad really it's at we're good it's actually on the monopoeia I don't know what he's talking about but I feel like I should call HR no no it's a thing it's fine look I'll do one for rooster okay [ __ ] a doodle do okay I'm definitely calling HR now yeah call HR okay so listen we've been tasked with finding a name for these little Tech thingies okay these little pieces of computer hardware that plug into ports what do we got to put it the put it in a port that's not catchy enough the Clickety click it in device no not Clickety click it in device something that'll really stick in people's minds you know what about dongle dongle why does that why does that already feel like an existing word oh you know why because it kind of sounds like like what like you know dangle oh yeah that must be it well they do dangle sometimes right so nothing wrong with that as long as there's nothing else we're missing I don't think we're missing anything you know dongle feels good to me dongle is fun isn't it dongle sounds like a good time yeah I'm a big fan of dongle what does a dongle do exactly well first and foremost a dongle goes in a port right so people could kind of insert their dongle into whatever Port the dongle fits into they'll know pretty quickly if a dongle's not made for the port they're trying to sight it into do dongles come in different sizes dongles come in all different sizes yeah and that's fine that's perfectly normal the picture on the projector that's actually my dongle you took a picture of your dongle I took a picture of my dongle it looks bigger in the picture if I'm being honest than it actually is it looks nice yeah I think your dongle looks great it's a great looking dongle I feel like the angle makes my dongle look weird maybe if I held my dongle in my hand when I took the picture that would help listen the tip of your dongle looks a little weird but the rest of your Dom jungle looks good weird or not I would grab your dongle you know from a store shelf wait so are we settled on dongle then I'd love to settle on dongle if everyone's okay with that we can talk about it more but dongle would satisfy me I love dongle dongle rolls off the tongue dongle feels good people are going to want to get their hands on a dongle all right let's send a press release out let the world know already done that was just your hand no it wasn't all right well fantastic work guys we did a good thing here today I think oh wait dongle sounds like a penis oh no okay boss is up on the screen let's quiet down everybody hi there team sorry I can't be there in person today but corporate wants these vegetable names stats we're excited to get started sir what we're excited to start I'm doing I'm doing with internet connection here I'm only getting every couple of words I'm sure it'll be okay sir okay enough well I mean it kind of looks like a flower it does look like a flower that's a good point yeah okay but I mean we can't just call it flower cauliflower oh wait no that wasn't all right we gotta get it okay yeah okay yeah let's lettuce yeah that was no that wasn't anything so these are not our ideas so far yeah I'm still I'm still screaming okay now that we actually assigned that to one of the freelance guys didn't we was it was was it Lee I thought it was Kevin no it wasn't Kevin it might have been Lee or maybe that new guy Brock I'm sorry guys what do you saying we're trying to figure out who had it was Brock or Lee broccoli no wait that's not a good name this freaking guy's writing anything down we're on a roll here let's about this thing oh I actually have a great idea for that and I've got one too and I've got it nope nah all right we got ta here you know what that looks like that looks like an egg what are you talking about that doesn't look like an egg that looks like an egg you know what it does look like okay I feel like you're insinuating penis and if that's the case you know please see a doctor it looks like an egg it doesn't it's like an egg plant yeah eggplant sounds fantastic sure oh that one he hears this freaking guy is writing anything down you already said that well no one reacted how was I supposed to know rainbow thing yeah it stuff smells like trash like what Trish like cabbage cabbage shirt why not damn it what it's just sir you're snatching up random bits of the conversation it's not leaving much room for creativity okay okay I think I heard mushroom and I'm that's the whatever you know oh did I just hear cursing over there no sir I'm just hoping to get some good ideas in here okay shot maybe you got something for this thing right here yes yeah I would love to just just give me a minute to think I'm way better wait a second okay okay uh yeah yeah Gustavo wait okay wait Gustavo okay got it we got what all right gentlemen we've been tasked with coming up with names for all the bugs out there there's a lot it's getting confusing okay all right I'm men yeah it's your job so you don't have to say that every time now what are we thinking for this one here I'm thinking maybe wasp wasp okay yeah that sounds good to me now what about this one maybe we can call that a fly because it flies uh okay it's just so many of the other ones also fly yeah but this one especially that doesn't make sense but I'll allow it we're gonna have to be a lot more creative though guys okay now what about this stick insect here maybe we could call that a stick insect what did I just say oh something I imagine that's right now I'm gonna let that one slide too but we gotta think out of the box moving forward now what about this one we should call that one an earwig why because those ones wiggle into your ears at night when you're sleeping oh my God is that true it might be all right moving on this one here what do we got what oh I know what we're all thinking fellas so I'm just gonna say it she is lovely these aren't all necessarily female she is blowing me away right now oh I'd say this one's obvious boys that is a ladybug I'm just gonna write that down because I don't want to interact act with this guy more than I need to now what about this one oh God that's got like a hundred feet I don't like looking at that one just call it something that means 100 feet and get it off the screen does it have exactly 100 feet though I'm not looking at it long enough to count get it away all right fine moving on oh that one's even worse that one's got like a thousand feet does it though there's no need for accuracy get that off the screen please is there one on me right now because just looking at that makes me feel like there is okay everybody seems really uncomfortable with those we're gonna move on to this I think we should call that one a nap nap sure I see nothing wrong with that name now what about this one those ones crawling to your mouth while you're sleeping is that true it might be this guy seems to think that bugs just constantly crawl into people's orifices at night you can't prove that they don't I think we should call that one a Nat yes you just said that yeah I know I just left to name a bunch of these after my ex-wife Natalie you know just a spider oh okay I'm just gonna take the last part of what you said and ignore the awful rest of it all right actually while we're at it I'd love to get some names for some specific spiders if you don't mind oh here's an idea what about a black widow all right I'm mean that's kind of tragic and racially specific but okay and this one oh oh God not this guy look at those long legs my goodness oh getting some real daddy energy from this one I don't like the vibe that this guy brings to these meetings I'm just gonna write daddy long legs so This Moment's over quickly how about this one oh well that's an easy one right that's obvious we call it a butterfly butterfly interesting why butter well I mean they're almost identical right in taste oh have you been going around eating bugs right okay like we don't all catch bugs out of the air with our tongues we don't not on purpose like we don't all partake in air snacks you're confidently saying air snack like it's a thing but I promise you it's not wait wait seriously seriously dude oh my God is this why Nat left yeah sure sounds that way what would a good name for this one be B yeah that's what I said no yeah I know okay so what's a good name B be what I'm suggesting the name b what are you suggesting it be B what do you I don't what I'm suggesting it B b-e now you're just saying gibberish b-e-e okay all right we'll call it that all right so that one is an ee now well just a suggestion maybe we call that b oh I like that that's better oh that's all right I quit that's fine I didn't love that guy's work anyway what about this one I was thinking roach yeah I guess something wrong I just feel like it's missing a little something to make it catchy or something Punchy at the beginning you know I have an idea oh god oh no okay people we here at the place where words for things are decided have been tasked with coming up with names for all the sports stat got it okay now Scott you had this sport assigned to you what do you got for me buddy I was thinking basketball basketball yeah I mean you got a ball you got a basket type thing that sounds great to me okay now Aaron you had this thing here what do you got for me buddy I was thinking football football okay I mean that's a little more General a lot of these Sports involve feet but okay Wicked or whatever is British people say and so what about this sport right here that was yours Felix if I'm not mistaken I was thinking handball that's okay that's another body part followed by the word ball that's that's all right I just think we're gonna run out of relevant body parts pretty quickly I don't know man I got a ton of body parts we're talking head shoulders knees and the list goes on right but people aren't going to be lining up to watch shoulder ball I don't think anyway what about this sport here what do we got I think we should call it football see no that's what I said would happen we already have a football yeah let's have another one no that's not maybe we just call it that in America I mean this guy's from across the pond that's an ocean I don't know that that's a good solution I mean people might play the other football in America and then what well we just need another name for that sport in America that's all that's super confusing guys no it's not and I could come up with another name in a second I'm extremely creative okay yeah I'm like a creative genius type person check this out suck girl you just you just looked at your sock and said that no I didn't okay you know what we're really on a time crunch here guys so okay so it's football but if you're somewhere else geographically it's soccer and then that's football but only if you're in America if you're outside of America it's American football that makes sense no it doesn't no it doesn't okay now what about this sport what are we thinking I was thinking we could call that cricket cricket I mean aren't you from the insect naming Department yeah I yeah this is sports oh yeah I know I just transferred over because that whole environment just bugged me no pun intended right all right but you can't just recycle your old ideas from over there right yeah no obviously I get that but what if we did though yeah okay that's a fair argument let's mix it up a bit though okay so that's Cricket what are we thinking for this maybe we call that croquet to be honest that kind of just sounds like Cricket but pronounced with a fancy accent but it is slightly different so I don't think I could get mad at you Wiki next up we have this sport over here Dennis you've been pretty quiet over there I'd love to to hear from you buddy yes was that that just sounded like your own name I think he's saying tennis actually he's definitely just saying his own name but I'm gonna write tennis because we can't name a sport Dennis okay we just can't we're all gonna lose our jobs oh you okay Dennis Dennis elbow okay he's got Dennis elbow I guess okay what about this sport here uh nobody Jim bro you got anything hold on curling yeah that works for me what that's good that sounds good I okay next up we got this sport right here which I think was assigned to Jerry who's out sick today so idea guy you got something for me buddy oh yeah no problem I got a brain that moves faster than a quick thing okay here we go rug that's I saw you look at the rug you can't just take the name of another thing I wasn't finished he let me finish rug [Music] yep does that have anything to do with the WASP playing around the room no I didn't even see I don't know what you're talking about that's actually not a wasp that's a b okay unrelated to what he just said I'd like to change my suggestion oh my God okay rugby it is I'm very good at this now what about this sport Zachary I think that was assigned to you if I'm not mistaken yeah I was thinking we could call that puck ball no you don't have balls what in your sport oh yeah no so pick anything any anything let's just wrap this up can I name it after one of my favorite Birds I freaking love birds just change it up a little so we don't just steal the name of a bird okay no problem so we'll call it pigeony oh no that's not gonna work actually well legally no penguiny not good storky bad hockey yellow-headed black birdie oh my God no uh booby e booby I've never heard that word is that a type of bird it is actually yeah Google it nobody Google that blind me Dennis okay hockey we're going with hockey everyone put your phones away okay I don't understand how these get airborne okay people our company's got a big problem all right nobody's buying our animal flesh products now that you mention it calling it flesh doesn't sound super appetizing yeah so we're gonna have to Rebrand a little bit think of some new names for these things let's do it great so for example cow flesh what's a better name for cow flesh cow dead body part not different enough cow corpse bits still no maybe we get a little exotic with it what do you mean well french guy how would you say cow in French we can't call it that I think oh I'm okay with that okay not now weird pervert guy french guy is there another word maybe I'm just gonna write beef that sounds good to me okay now what about Pig flesh Pig corpse bits okay stop suggesting corpse bits that's not a move in the right direction I like corpse bits french guy what's up how do you say pig coats coach we can't what is with your language I'm gonna write pork maybe when it's Thai flesh we call it ham though oh ham I like that that's good yeah I like that a lot too in fact hey when you make a sandwich with some ground up beef maybe we call that a hamburger what but no there's no ham in that correct so call it a beef burger no okay actually while we're on the topic what about this fancy tenderloin bit I feel like that should have its own name oh God that is a beautiful piece he just makes me so uncomfortable hey french guy how do you say small and pretty there we go gentlemen I say there's no question here that is a filet mignon I'm just gonna write that so he stops talking how many departments does this guy work in okay moving on what about this thing right here what do we got for that maybe we call that baloney baloney I like that b-o-l-o-g-n-a what was that what's up that's not what did you write bologna why did you spell it bologna I didn't baloney b-o-l-o-g-n-a that's blog none no it's not okay next up we have chicken which I think we can all agree should remain unchanged yeah obviously what why moving on we got this stuff here that's like dried cured animal flesh dried corpse bits okay please stop the ideas you're suggesting are not good jerk what was that nothing did you call me a jerk I didn't no I said maybe we call that uh jerky I like that that's really good oh thank God now what about this thing here that's like just a mix of a bunch of animal parts oh it kind of looks like one of those short doggies with the long bodies oh I agree oh God what's he gonna suggest all right gang we're on a roll but we still have a lot of body parts to figure out names for here got it can I actually go home early my something hurts unfortunately not since I don't yet know which part of your body you're referencing all right so we named this the leg but what about the Bendy part of it I thought we could call that a knee oh a knee I like that n-e-e no k-n-e-e Oh I thought you said knee you're suggesting no knee I said knee but you want a K in there the K is silent you don't say the k then why put it to mess with people that are learning the language for the first time it's pretty funny all right what about this it's like the pit of the arm how about armpit well that is good that is some good stuff well that wasn't very original what about this part that's like the back of the human body how about back this guy's freaking good this guy's amazing he didn't do anything I'm very very good at this now what about this part of the body how about hip hip sounds cool it sounds very cool hey okay what about these things that we use to hear ear that's what I said no we name it ear Yep this is where we're going to be naming it right here right now here is the name I'm suggesting I'm ready lay it on me e-a-r ear I gotta say that doesn't really roll off the that thing tell you what why don't we just sorton that weird idea he had and call it an ear now that's good oh my God what about this whole section of the body what are we thinking there I was thinking chest the chest yeah that sounds good to me yeah like a treasure chest because it contains all the treasure bits you know the juicy ooey gooey inside bits all right this guy's definitely gonna eat someone's organs I think but I already wrote chess down all right so what about this what okay good foot I like that now let's keep this going because my uh foots are getting tired now the plural would be feet not foots oh okay that's random to make it more complicated for people learning the language for the first time this guy's a real prankster I like that stupid foreigners won't know how to spell stuff oh okay oh it was just racism all right oh my goodness let's move on you know what foot and feet that sounds like the perfect name for a unit of measurement as well that's a good point I'm gonna pass that along to our names for units of measurements Department how many departments does this company have also that is not a good name for a unit of measurement those things come in all kinds of different sizes if you don't shut up right now I'm gonna punch you right in the this general area that we haven't gotten to yet okay fine any thoughts for this weird little skin right here what about wenis Venus yeah wenis yeah sounds a lot like that penis thing we named no it's not it's a totally different word all right and hey well we're talking about penis do we got any other ideas for names for that I'm not sure I love penis prick schlong Johnson Hecker okay raw dong member that should be enough Ding-A-Ling disco stick Willie Woody baloney Pony baloney Pony okay okay we're good okay we're good for penis you guys really got carried away with penis there we're done sorry I have no idea what just happened there we definitely lost control what have you just made a bleep noise that was insane all right now let's think of some alternate names for breasts melons knockers Hooters oh my God all right let's get back into naming these animals fellas we still have a lot left to go let's do it this guy wearing a fake mustache now what about this big thing this big old thing here all right bye son sorry what were we talking about I'll tell you what we're gonna be talking about is you getting a raise because that's fantastic oh okay great now what about this animal right here this big old bastard um you got anything guy who just switched over here from the number naming Department uh 11. no you guys already used that on a number I heard about that you can't just recycle ideas fella fan that's perfect I love it awesome what about this guy this little orangey fella oh I've got some of those living near my house they keep taking dumps on my front lawn those little that works for me what all right this little guy is up next what are we thinking for this little guy the greatest of all time I'm gonna shorten that fine by me what about this chubby water dude what about him he's all chubby in the water and uh an eponymous I like it but I think we could find a way to make that sound a little cooler a uh uh a cool eponymous okay no we'll Circle back to that one what about this guy right here huh I thought we already named that one isn't that isn't that a cat well this is like a big cat oh I freaking hate big cats that's kind of weird but what are we thinking name-wise maybe something about it being untrustworthy and deceitful and dishonest you think this cat's dishonest he's lying about something look at him I mean I guess I could work with that now what about this big old cat oh this one's sketchy too this is with this guy no animal should be that fast something sketchy is going on with this guy this guy's got weirdly specific suspicions about large cats way way too too fast I bet he's on performance enhancing drugs that freaking cheater that works what does what about this big cat it's a big cat what do you think looks like a horrible mother what that cat doesn't look good at raising children at all let's call it a mom whoa okay let's take it down a notch okay let's at least keep this PG okay a puma that's actually pretty good okay Switching gears now what about this one oh dear I don't know writing it down oh now onto this one with the big pause and the face eating the the ones that eat your face oh God I didn't realize weird perfy guy would be in this meeting gentlemen I think we can agree that one would look fantastic in the nude it's an animal it's already naked I'm talking completely naked just fully bare like without its fur this is what that looks like that's horrifying smash I'm just gonna write that bear thing you said that was a weird noise all right we got this one with the big ears and The Haunting eyes that have seen a thousand deaths and also like brown hair hair yeah no actually that's fine yes what about this little guy that looks like he's got no worries for the rest of his days just for the record I have no problem with this one why would you well that's just the normal sized cats I don't like big cats what that's not a cat at all it's a cat it isn't it's a completely other thing that is a freaking cat okay nothing more nothing less that is a meerkat love it oh I'm accidentally pretty good at this what about this freaking one this ugly little dude oh my that is the most uninteresting animal I've ever seen it is kind of a boar it is now okay next up we're gonna do uh actually no we're gonna do that one later ah we're gonna do this one in a while oh what about this one look at this fancy guy let's have some fun with that one huh it's a fancy one I know what would be a fun name oh God what is it thank you

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Length: 32min 48sec (1968 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 04 2023