Best of Mary Cooper | The Big Bang Theory

sweetheart your little friend is concerned about you yes well I'm not a child I'm a grown man capable of living my life as I see fit and I certainly don't need someone telling on me to my mother it's just temporary oh he's got my eyes I see all that science stuff that comes from Jesus Sheldon your mom made dinner I'm not hungry Leonard don't trouble yourself he's stubborn he may stay in there till the rapture I'll tell ya I love the boy to death but he has been difficult since he fell out of me at the Kmart I made chicken I hope that isn't one of the animals that you people think is magic you know we have an Indian gentleman at our church a dr. Patel it's a beautiful story the Lord spoke to him and moved him to give us all 20% off on LASIK you know those that needed it you have to take your time with Sheldon his father God rest his soul used to always say to me Mary you have to take your time with Sheldon sounds like a wise man oh not so wise he was tried to fight a bobcat for some licorice now after a moment of silent meditation I'm gonna end with in Jesus name but you two don't feel any obligation to join in unless of course the Holy Spirit moves you you know how your daddy used to say that you can only fish for so long before you gotta throw a stick of dynamite in the water yeah well I'm done fishing you put those on what for because you're gonna go down to your office you're gonna apologize to your boss and get your child back no I'm sorry did I start that sentence with the words if it please your highness Leonard the Lord never gives us more than we can handle thankfully he blessed me with two other children who were dumb a suit excuse me dr. gablehauser are you this well actually then he's just doodling get in here hold your horses young man here in Texas we pray before we eat oh this is not California land of the heathen that wasn't so hard was it my objection was based on considerations other than difficulty whatever Jesus still loves me thank you for carving a smiley face in my grilled cheese sandwich well I know how to take care of my baby his eyes came out a little thin but you can just pretend he's Chinese oh you still having trouble talking to the ladies because you know at our church we have a woman who's an amazing healer mostly she does crutch and wheelchair people I bet she'd be willing to take a shot at whatever third-world demon is run around inside of you everyone's entitled to their opinion evolution isn't an opinion it's facts and that is your opinion I forgive you let's go home don't tell me prayer doesn't work now when you said on the phone and he broke up with a girl you meant an actual girl not something you kids whipped up in laughs no she's real did they sin no that's a powerful smell I'd like you to meet Oppenheimer Frisch Panofsky Fineman wise cop yeah I get it you got a lot of cats and you gave him cute Jewish names Leonard called he said that you were pining for a young lady oh that's preposterous I'm not pining over anyone Oh lamb chop we can quibble what to call it but I think we both agree it's creepy Sheldon sit down let's talk all right but you're not fooling me whenever you say we have to talk it means you want me to listen stop talking yes ma'am I saw what you did there he thinks he's such a smartypants he's no different from any man you tell him not to do something that's all they want to do if I told my brother stumpy not to clear out the wood chipper by hand we'd still be calling him Edward what's he done in with God I'm afraid to ask Oh and a half you write your sins on a clay pigeon they fire him up in the air and you pulverize him with a 12-gauge shotgun all of our Lord's forgiveness like sushi there's a great little place down the street I've never had it but there's no harm in trying something new there's a lot of harm in trying something new that's why we test out Drugs and Cosmetics on bunny rabbits Sheldon you're talking like a crazy person actually I had him tested as a child doctor says he's fine told you although I do regret not following up with that specialist in Houston back home the diner on route 4 serve sushi but it's just cut up fish sticks on the side of Uncle Ben's put it on the menu and those kung fu' letters but that don't make his sushi kung fu letters might not be politically correct oh I thought the one we couldn't say was ching chong yeah yeah that too it's kind of tough she's in India also her parents aren't happy she's dating someone white oh that's a funny turn isn't it you never think about it going the other way you need to figure out if you're in a relationship or if you're just calling it one it's like they say a cat can have kittens in the oven but that don't make them biscuits Mrs Cooper so nice to see you nice to see you too I thought it was our Indians that had the occasional alcohol problem we don't say that either I'll make your list Oh that'd be mighty white of you I know you feel like you can't find someone but there's a lock for every key back home there's a girl works at the Walmart halt oh girl woman could hunt geese with a rake thought she'd never find a man then one day wouldn't you know Harlem Globetrotters come to town no story short today that woman travels the world with a semi-professional basketball player and two beautiful mixed-race babies you think maybe the reason why you're having trouble finding the guy to settle down with is because you're letting them ride the roller coaster without buying a ticket what do I say I say you people need to stop ruining my mom's visit with your sushi and your sadness and your shirts stop it he's not talking about your shirt your shirt is fine trick to pancakes is bacon grease I cook everything in it everything don't you worried about your health Oh doctors are always changing their mind one week bacon grease is bad for you next week we're not getting enough of it I'm not going and you can't make me you're right I can't have nice day I'm going to stand here until you change your mind well then you are gonna stand there all day oh this one's sweet you know for your rosary Rattlers this is Cooper we say Catholics not rosary Rattlers goodness it's a wonder you people in California can talk at all she also goes a little overboard on the love thy neighbor could probably use that chat you had with Mary Magdalene so should have taken you to Houston Mrs Cooper we supposed to take that pie out of your get out well that was rude I know but he means well this is what I'm talking about doesn't matter a good Christian way to turn the other cheek on the other hand a good Texan would've shot her so Alfred what is it that you do for a living oh I'm an anthropologist I study ancient peoples and cultures my goodness oh all the way back to the flood I don't have a mythology I have the unerring Word of God that's all remember what it says in the Bible he who is slow to anger is better than the mighty oh dear woman can you please read another book when God writes one I will so did you defile my mother or not being rude hey I will not have you be disrespectful to me yes ma'am don't you be just respectful to her yes ma'am you'll get there you just got to put some zing on it start changing the words to the prayers next thing you know you're in a church with a guitar well Howard and Bernadette have their baby oh that's wonderful now had they decided to raise it Jewish or regular thank you again for picking us up my pleasure Mrs Cooper you know our driver to the airport was also a Indian fella oh so now it's racist to notice when somebody's India

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Published: Sun Mar 17 2019