The Earth is heading to the SUN!?

[Music] foreign you know you're about to exit the Goldilocks zone right yes I don't care anymore um what about your earthlings they don't care about me but you care about them straight my earthlings have been looking for a way to leave me for a long time now okay nobody should be close to me nobody wants to so I'll just do them a favor and speed up the process hey NASA dude what's the status okay so the Earth is moving away from the Goldilocks zone at a steady pace and what pace is that look at it this way the Goldilocks zone is about 0.95 and 1.37 astronomical units let's pretend I don't know what that is an astronomical unit is the distance between the Earth and which is 93 million miles okay if you you so we have time uh sir we're currently heading towards the Sun at one million miles per hour just tell me how much time we have before we enter the Goldilocks zone less than five hours my God Earth Earth come on there's no sound in space yeah and planets can't talk or move outside their orbits we've been ignoring the laws of physics for a while now okay I'm sorry I'm I know you're worried I'm just not used to talking to moons all right you don't yeah I'm moonless this is literally the closest I've ever been to having a moon ah don't say it like that what you don't have a moon it's not like we're your property hey whoa I didn't mean it like that planets have moons and moons have planets it's a two-way system in my eyes the same way we have a son and the sun has planets if only everyone could see it that way I think the other planets just don't think about it because they're comfortable with the way things are well look where that got them right now there's an entire Moon Revolution building up and they want to destroy the Earth to send a message or something wait what hold on that's I see the Earth Earth your way of your arm back I told you to leave moon go and orbit someone else wait are you are you heading towards the Sun everyone will be happier okay you Venus Mars my earthlings everyone will be that's not true listen we just leave me alone I told you he was unstable I'm sorry hey have you heard about our good friend patreon don't skip just yet just hear me out our team has made a challenging decision we want to post longer videos more often we want content that you enjoy not that the algorithm tells us you want otherwise our channel would look something like this I've sent all my humans into space and the first to colonize a planet wins up a zillion dollars okay that's actually pretty cool but you get the point by supporting our patreon you'll help us to make three long videos every month plus all the amazing rewards we have for you but narrator guy I don't know what those rewards are well how about early content this video has been on patreon for some time now behind the scenes deleted scenes your name in the credits tutorials by the creators on how to make an animated show and an exclusive look at the development of the Astro dude movie and can you tell me the cheers narrator guy of course Comet Moon planet and star each with their own unique rewards so everyone can join our mission any support is always welcome however keep in mind that the higher tiers have a limited number of people that can join so if you're interested you better be quick thanks to all the patreons that already support us and to the new ones welcome to the team all right back to the video out of the Goldilocks though and the Earth will become too hot to live on we'll be receiving crazy amounts of radiation and guys in short we all must Evacuate the planet only five hours until the world is uninhabitable how do you expect us to evacuate the planet correction we have two hours took me some time to put this presentation together what well I guess we're all screwed I'm gonna go and prepare for the end yeah me me too not so fast we have spies that'll let you know we know about your contingency plan uh what are you talking about uh we all have huge Rockets prepared for an occasion like this wait all of you well the great Powers at the very least do you have space for me build your own rocket Peru oh come on let me into your hey I don't have anything to do for you if you don't let me in your spacecraft we'll take it hey let me in your ship let me in your ship sight words uh the Earth is speeding up so we have 30 minutes hey guess my work here is done Earth listen to us I don't want to well you're going to either way now Moon what are you doing drifting you off this path stop it at least let me do this right my earthlings are already preparing to escape I know they've been building spaceships to escape I know everything they do I feel everything they do all the time they'll be better off without me you all will that's not true [Music] wow [Music] why are you trying so hard because we want you to try what you're doing is not a solution it feels like a solution it's not you know it's not I'm in pain all the time Earth we can't possibly know what it is like to be you but please give yourself a chance to be happy to be better what do you mean I can't go to space I'm telling you the world's about to go bye your boss doesn't want you to leave the planet he says this end of the world business is nonsense even now I can't go to space hey what despite everything you do you're not a terrible person uh thanks neither are you I know I always thought having life made me special I thought you all liked me because of it and when I thought other planets or moons could have life I you felt insecure and made a mess of things yes then apologize and stop defining yourself on one thing it's too late it's not however it is hard but we know you can do it you say you're in pain and it's all so difficult all the time but weren't there moments where it felt like it was all worth it I I Earth are you okay hey the Earth and I are neighbor planets in fact why shouldn't we be friends you tried more than anyone to develop life and you succeeded and achieved your dreams jeez man I'm sorry it just got deep um you want to keep playing cards [Music] I I want to try to be better yeah ah I almost turned into a red giant from all this stress wait the the Earth is returning We're Not Gonna Die oh yeah oh space is so freaking weird wait the world's not ending anymore it's cool I guess [Music] what now now we get to work it's not gonna be easy it wouldn't be worth it if it was I know it's probably too late to say this but I apology accepted Earth [Music]

Channel: SolarBalls

Views: 4,666,395

Keywords: solarballs, solarball, planetball, planetballs, cosmos, scifi, sci fi, space, galaxy, solar system, animation, fun, comedy, space animation, cartoon, shut up cartoons planets, shut up planet cartoon, spaceball, spaceballs, space balls, earth goes to the sun, earth sun, earth orbit, earth out of orbit

Id: AQkoisCr8Vw

Length: 9min 41sec (581 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 09 2023