What if the planets were ordered by SIZE? - Part 1

hey it's pretty cool that you finally decided to join us for round of space cards Mercury I don't know why you guys want to play with little pipsqueak over here you know what Venus ever since I was told I have tectonic activity I just stopped caring about you and your insult so so why don't you just shut up oh snap oh that's how you want to play it won't the sun miss his little pet Planet the sun won't mind if I'm gone for a few hours relax oh oh I got one hey Mercury do you know why I'm always signing autographs because I'm a star ah uh uh Mercury I told them to stay in their orbits time to teach them a lesson I've had so little screen time lately my beard is now this horrible mess what would my mother say wait who was my mother she was would tell you to get a magnificent beard by getting manscape the sponsors of today's episode manscape is the global men's Lifestyle brand that's disrupting the beard Market trusted by more than 10 million men worldwide because of their awesome 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one why don't we you were saying I was saying that this is a terrible idea you don't know the consequences of just changing our positions randomly oh it's not going to be random buddy we're going to organize the solar system based on size all the small planets are basically going to stay in the same place the sun is so dumb I'm not too sure dude everyone stand next to one [Music] another okay Mercury you're still the smallest so you get to keep your orbit oh [Music] man uh I I mean oh man next we have Mars you're going to take Venus's place as the second planet ahuh okay this is an improvement okay and for the third spot we have Venus what Venus but but but but no way I'm bigger than Venus you look bigger Earth you're wrong help me out Jupiter you know things tell the on the truth uh come on Jupiter State the facts I'll know if you're lying I always know Venus's diameter is smaller by like 600 km sorry Earth now go to your new spot but but but my earthlings they'll figure it out maybe they can build their silly space colonies and avoid extension but next oh uh it's out turn Okay Neptune you take Jupiter's spot and Uranus you take Saturn's spot what I'm the new stin who's young Peter I'm getting the last spot aren't I because of my rings H that's a good point uh hold on rings don't count for Planet size so I should get the final spot you can't help being always right can you yeah maybe that's it okay a new age has started in the solar system hopefully now you learn to stay F and stop messing around oh moon can't you reflect more sunlight or something I wish I could I mean aren't we supposed to still be in the goldilock zone well this is its cold region the conditions for life are still possible here but a lot harsher G stupid Mercury screwed us over mayhaps but it's dreadful for some is delightful for others Neptune is this really you yes anything the matter Terror huh hi Neptune this orbit ain't so bad wa what happened to you H it seems my new orbit allows me to turn around the Sun at a faster speed that and the fact that I'm less lonely may explain why I'm less uh peculiar wow got to give it to the Sun this change maybe wasn't such a bad idea I wonder how Jupiter's doing Jupiter hey my gigantic gassy friend um are you okay am I okay I don't know Saturn do I do I look okay uh no then why I ask I don't know this orbit is doing something to you we're so far away from everyone else Neptune lost his mind in this orbit and now you we will deserve this Saturn for what we did to the fifth giant hey shh The Others May hear oh good maybe it's time everyone knows the truth you're not being yourself just just stay put I'll fix this [Music] okay and then this weird satellite thingy crashed into my Surface I mean what's up with that huh what do you think Mars me oh uh I'm worried about the Earth he's really fond of his earthlings but they may all die in this new orbit oh oh yeah the earthlings can't they all just wear sweaters and be done with it well it's not as simple as that maybe we should talk with this sun hey he hey no no hey what's the big idea but you don't like it here huh closer to the sun don't you like your your new tan Mars move aside oh dear hey rocky planets do you know what my mother calls me son listen exactly ha good one listen I I wanted to talk about this new arrangement of planets H I don't want to hear it it's only been a few days give this new orbit plan a chance no my friend is freezing out there because you are clingy I am what listen I don't want to be rude but this whole mess was a terrible idea did you stop for just one second before you decided to just mix you just call me clingy uh uh yeah I am Helios raw Apollo the in you dare mark my name Aries Aries R Mars I wonder what's going on over there oh blimy wait is that a computer Focus Terror we're in grave danger you see oh you guys will be fine my earthlings are the ones that are going to die don't understand I ran some calculations and I discovered an undesirable truth what is it the current arrangement of orbits some planets will spiral into the Sun and others will spiral away in other words this is the end of the solar system hi we hope you enjoyed the video special thanks to manscaped for sponsoring us go to manscaped.com today and get 20% off plus free shipping by using this promo code and join the beard Squad thanks than

Channel: SolarBalls

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Keywords: solarballs, solarball, planetball, planetballs, cosmos, scifi, sci fi, space, galaxy, solar system, animation, fun, comedy, space animation, cartoon, shut up cartoons planets, shut up planet cartoon, spaceball, spaceballs, space balls, planets by size, size planets

Id: NzYZzDJ41Ls

Length: 8min 33sec (513 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 09 2024