The dumbest people these people they have dated!

who's the biggest loser your son slash daughter has dated kid tried to make me think he didn't know what a potato was my sister dated a guy who lied about being a navy seal apparently there is like a whole community of people who do that just go around unemployed living on telling their souls when they disappear for weeks at a time that they were deployed it never made any sense to us and she broke up with him for other reasons and gets really mad off if anyone mentions the relationship happened he was a creepy dude who took advantage of her trusting nature and that she was at a low point in her life and i regret not doing more to call him out on his obvious bullcrap he's still in the area doing god knows what probably trotting out the same crap to new women i hope one day he gets his ass beat by a real navy seal my husband's cousin was married to a man who cheated on her four months and then moved his mistress into their home and tried to convince his wife that they could all be lovers together he also got into the illegal pot dealing game after colorado legalized weed my really quite intelligent daughter once dated a lad who didn't know the difference between the sun and the moon not joking not my kid but my brother he dated this crazy possessive chick who once buried one of his shirts because another girl complimented him on it in front of her she also totaled his car after lying and saying she had gotten her license back she gave 400 to a fake iphone scammer website western union because they are a legit company i saw pictures of their warehouse and everything i googled warehouse the picture on their site was the first one that came up she even paid 100 more to expedite through customs when the delivery didn't arrive when expected and the piece de resistance she killed his dog she left exodron pm on the coffee table and he chewed up a bottle by some miracle no pills got out and crisis averted it was explained to her that the pills would be fatal to the dog she bought another bottle and left it on the coffee table again this time dog ate half the bottle and his kidneys failed sucks because he was the sweetest smartest dog i've ever known tldr bro dated a girl that killed his car and dog my brother is currently dating and engaged to one of the worst people i've ever met she is manipulative and controlling she likes to do crappy mean things and when confronted will act completely innocent and play the victim and she has on several occasions made up stories and lied for the sole purpose of causing chaos she almost destroyed my other brother's marriage his wife is her best friend and has all but ruined my brother's relationship with our mom and other sister i really think she is entertained by the misery she causes the best part of all of it they are getting married in 11 days not my daughter but my niece when she was 14 she met a dude on the internet who was 22 and from across the country we were not happy he came to visit and he was the weirdest dude i ever met i was only four years older and tried to have conversations with him but he was just monosyllabic exactly the kind of dude who you would expect to hit on 14 year olds in anim forums on the internet of course we watch them like a hawk and they were never left alone together i still admire my sister she firmly put down the rules no being alone together no sleeping in the same room etc but never said anything against the relationship the whole thing ended pretty much right after his visit if my sister had forbidden it i'm sure it would have gone on much longer my sister is married to a guy who has two swastikas tattooed on his back nuff said my sister is dating a guy who is a [ __ ] to everyone he meets but cries when you give it right back to him he is also an enabler to her depression and anxiety instead of trying to encourage her to fix herself he tells her that she doesn't need to and he will do it for her obligatory not a son or daughter scenario but my older brother dated a girl who pretended that she broke all of her bones in a car wreck she put both of her arms in slings put braces on her legs and a travel pillow around her neck i remember asking her about her back if all of her bones were broken anyway and she started to cry lol they didn't last long son dated a girl who said she had a friend who needed a ride to the prom i agreed day of the prom she says oh he's in this town in the next state i left work at 10 a.m drove three hours picked up this kid brought him home he has no prom clothes not even a suit luckily we are close enough in size that i can lend him one i'll end him suit shirt tie buy him dress shoes pay for haircut we are late so the pre-prom dinner mic it had planned is out the window pictures not possible because we don't have time we get one decent snap guess who's in the center yep out of state dude girlfriend ended up spending the entire prom with this dude apparently he was an ex they go to an after party my son is left behind he gets his own ride home but doesn't stop by to drop off my suit and i later we find out girlfriend and out of state dude had baby making session at some point during that night baby was formed who is the father according to girlfriend by sonny's complication they never had sex according to him she would have gotten away with it to some degree but had the bad judgment to tell friends that it was actually out of state dude fortunately my son found out and broke it off with her to be honest i could have written all that offers youthful idiocy but a few months into the pregnancy she has the balls to come to our house and tell me that her parents were kicking her out and would it be okay if she moved into my finished basement apartment so her baby wouldn't be homeless like wtf the end of the story is that out of state dude heard that he was the baby daddy and came back to bring her home with him and as far as i know they are still living in his parents trailer my sister dated a guy let's call him tom who worked under my dad at the business he owns and runs now i'm not saying tom was a loser because worked for our family my sister and i both work in similar positions and that's how they met but there were a number of instances that just shouted hey what's up i'm tom and i'm a loser for example tom seemed to never have any money usually blaming things like his rent being too high or his car needing to be worked on due to this my sister ended up having to pay for the majority of the dates and dinners that they went on in reality he had spent most of his money on unnecessary toys like dirt bikes guns and modifications for his 1999 honda civic his spending habits got so bad that his landlord threatened him with eviction this tore my sister up not because he was getting evicted but because she knew that he was making enough money to never be in that type of situation anyway tom got the bright idea to ask her and my father for the rent money 650 while they were out to dinner my dad ended up helping him out so he wouldn't go homeless but what he didn't know was that tom had asked him for more money than what his rent was so he could go out and spend it on other things other than my sister so yeah he was a loser and i didn't like him much i'm driving my daughter home and she says oh i forgot to tell benjamin what house number we are i'm a might confused by this i've heard about benjamin before but there was never any indication he was going to come over or anything me why does benjamin need to know our house number daughter so he can sleep over we are going to get married at that point i nearly drove off the road but luckily we were almost home and i drove into the driveway service this benjamin was engaged to my daughter and i haven't even met him yet hadn't even heard she was dating what absolute absurd nonsense so definitely this benjamin guy my daughter's four by the way i almost drove off the road because i was laughing so hard while nothing compared to some of the stories here it doesn't feel great to see my daughter move in with a high school dropout and take a break from college i'm expecting any day now to hear that her savings that was supposed to be for college will be going to pay off his debt funny enough every father of any girl i have ever dated thinks i'm a loser it usually starts with something along the lines of i don't like your name and usually goes downhill from there my daughter once married a guy who chucked a rare stick at her boss window my sister dated them all my favorite was a guy who convinced her to have joint bank accounts and stole six months worth of pay from her we didn't know until after the relationship the dude was a major conman salesman type that had like four different get-rich-quick schemes while they dated as nice as my brother-in-law is he is pretty terrible in terms of job slash goal slash life ambitions he hasn't worked a steady job for almost 10 years or so and is now pushing like 40 he had been a raps driver and either lost that job or was laid off or something and since then he has just done oddball things to kind of keep money in but nothing has flourished or lasted long he was going to be a singing coach he was going to do lawn maintenance and currently his next big venture is dog walk slash sitting consequently my sister works three jobs to keep their family comfortable and to support my niece it wouldn't be so terrible if he did more stuff around the house but after this past visit to their home i don't think he does much of anything other than sit around and watch tv and maybe make dinner every once in a while my dad has tried subtly talking to her about the situation but she says she's happy with her life but sometimes her tone says something else it'll be back to find my judgmental ex's parents i dated a lot of stupid just plain dumb guys in high school one of the worst mistakes was my boyfriend sophomore year told me he had lung cancer because he's been smoking cigarettes since he was eight he wrote me like this weird journal slash letter about it i didn't believe him for a second but continued dating him for another month or so he's married with a kid now so i'm pretty sure the cancer thing wasn't true mayo if my parents used reddit they would probably mention my ex-boyfriend who i dated long distance online from 19 to 22 he lived with his parents didn't want to get a job smoked weed all day and did mushrooms for clarity force me to avoid talking to others or even go out with my family to do things because he would blow up my phone saying i was cheating due to his lousy ex relationship he was cheated on during he had a kid at 18 during a wasted one-night stand and had to babysit her every week while complaining about her grandmother who was taking care of her because the mother didn't want her he didn't pay child support so he had to guiltily take care of the kid at every beg and call of the grandmother lashed out at me constantly and would starve himself for days to make me feel bad about literally anything that mildly bothered him generally needed a lot of freaking help that he refused to get i was at a really low point in my life and thought i was worthless and that he was the only one that could love me i know my parents wouldn't get into my love affairs but they were absolutely thrilled when i finally grew self-worth and got out of it i had always pieced together information about into them because i knew they wouldn't approve and every time i said more they held back but were obviously thinking he was trash i cringe extremely hard when i remember all of it blake we took him into our home for a few months so he could save up some money our internet bill went through the roof i think he played video games then one day independence day he dumped her all while his clan from texas was camping in our yard on the way to a music festival i guess i should have kedan when he mentioned he had moved multiple times she says it was the guy that was a drug runner i obviously didn't know about this and i'm only being told because he's long gone from her life if someone ever dated me it would probably be me brother's girlfriend hid my english bulldog with a shovel because he was barking and it scared her as she showed up unexpectedly at my parents house around 1am he is still with her because she slowly and has no friends or family maybe because she's a psychotic bish my sister dated this doucher bag he lived in a house his dad owned and she moved in with him he stayed at home slinging cocaine she held respectable jobs he was a general craphead stole drugs from his mom and such they bought a crappy firebird together with her money but he titled it in his name when she finally left him my father and i drove the firebird and parked it in our garage covered all the windows looking in he would call us every day and rant to us how he was going to call the cops and or kick our ass after telling a sob story to the dmv we ended up getting the same to the supervisor who transferred the title to my sister's name so she could sell the heap of junk and recoup some of her money my son's girlfriend she's too timed on him with one of his friends can barely read or write and is unemployed my wife keeps saying they are in third grade what do you expect but i think she she's going easy on her one of my friends brought her new boyfriend to our weekly church youth group meetup he openly bragged about how he could manipulate anyone into doing whatever he wanted and tried to dominate all of the other guys in the room by proving how much smarter stronger more athletic he was she pulled the plug pretty quickly how many other guys came here to see if any of the descriptions sound like them not me that's for sure my cousin once dated a guy named steve that's all the information you need my mom once dated my boss she was older it took me a while to get over it but i finally did when i saw how hard he tried for her he then dumped her at a birthday lunch that he planned with balloons and everything at a nice italian place once he learned the age difference my dad doesn't read it but my parents hated my ex we met when we were 16 and were on and off for four years he constantly cheated on me and was just a crap person i ended up pregnant at 18 and i worked through most of pregnancy while he didn't do crap i got him a job but he didn't keep it i broke up with him when my daughter was eight months old about five months after my mom passed away he hasn't been in mine or my daughter's life for about four years his loss she's amazing my sister dated a guy who said he has a reddit account my daughter dated a guy who was a crappy lying lazy abusive gaslighting [ __ ] besides that he won dropped out of high school at 14. two never attempted to get a jet slash diploma equivalency three had more than one conviction for public intoxication slash underage drinking slash wasted driving which left him for unable to get a job for approximately 18 months of the about two years they were together five got fired from walmart after only working two weeks for missing work because his kid supposedly was victim of an abduction attempt turns out the kid made it up six smoked weed in her apartment bathroom knowing that if my daughter failed a drug screen her career would be ruined seven had his two kids every other weekend but spent the entire time with headphones on gaming meaning my daughter had to watch his kids or they'd destroy her apartment eight would only eat corn or potatoes hamburgers or chicken fingers or pizza but fast food was a okay nine never picked up after himself so every horizontal surface was covered in half wasted pop cans fast food wrappers cups and bags dirty plates moldy food daughter is in rn and worked 12 hour shifts which is sort of an excuse 10. punched a hole in her apartment wall 11 held a gun to his own head then laughed at her for taking him seriously 12 constantly accused her of cheating so she had to unfriend all males on her facebook including her father 13. threatened to leave when her anxiety and depression had her sleeping in a time she wasn't at work and 14 when she finally took him up on his bluff it was during a terrifying food throwing soda hurling furniture smashing temper tantrum that had her grab her cats from under the bed and come to my house 50 miles away i could go on but remembering all that is turning my stomach in cleaning her apartment afterward we had to wash the walls from where he had done a hollywood style sweep of the coffee tabletop spraying dr pepper all over the carpet tv and stand wall and canvas art all the way to the ceiling then for good measure he smashed the coffee table he was a complete talk and with the help of a therapist she is finally getting back to the funny intelligent confident girl she was before he messed her head up i'm thrilled i don't have to dread that phone call you know the one where she was calling to say he'd beaten her there would have been a long line of people wanting to pull his bowel strings up through his throat believe me or worse one from a coroner my sister was in an emotionally abusive on the verge of physically abusive relationship with a narcissist she got pregnant by him and upon the birth of their daughter they found out she had severe medical complications i won't go into too much detail but they had to choose to let her pass or put her through multiple surgeries and treatments that she possibly wouldn't survive or make it out of the hospital from this nut job had her so brainwashed that he convinced her to let their daughter pass away without trying to save her because he didn't want to deal with it he even slept on the couch in the hospital room while my sister stayed up all night holding her as she passed away my niece passed away less than two weeks after she was born within a week of her passing he tells my sister she is fat and needs to lose weight among other terrible things and goes out using the fact that his daughter just died to draw pity from someone in order to get laid i'm thoroughly convinced that this pose never gave a crap about his daughter or my sister thankfully she found the strength to leave him but still has extreme guilt over the entire situation my kid dated this narc jerk a couple years back he was with her friend first and told everyone this girl was completely bat crap crazy and he was trying to help her what we didn't know was he was driving her crazy and she got a lot better after they broke up he gets with my daughter who is no longer talking to said friend because said friend attacked my daughter after being egged on by this guy he proceeds to gaslight the heck out of her cheat on her blame her for literally everything and make her feel not good enough for anyone let alone him she was in a really dark place and he knew it they break up and years later he still finds a way to get a hold of her to tear her down if i could run this jerk over i so freaking would obligatory not my son daughter but my fiance's ex was a keeper classic high school bad boy that went nowhere jude's a piece of garbage extremely manipulative she had a kid with him in high school he's four years older than her so was 20 with a 16 year old real winner annex stabbed me in the thigh with anzac toe blade once full blade in the thigh i could see my muscles working and had to pick out the pan fibers wanna know why he stabbed me in the thigh well i have two toes on each foot that are webbed he wanted me to let him cut those instead i like threads like these for giving me perspective not that they are an excuse to be a lazy slob but to prevent myself from doing irrational things like internally calling myself a lazy slob because i don't have the discipline to do a phd i can answer this for my parents he was a freaked up kid with fricked up parents who didn't give a crap about him it wasn't his fault in the beginning but it definitely was his fault later he was pretty heavy into drugs and treated me like crap my parents let him and his friend move in with us when i was 16 because his parents had put him out in the street ran up 100k in credit card debt in my parents names by stealing the card numbers while they were sleeping we didn't know it until the cards kept getting higher and higher since he'd use them for things we would shop for slash at he even had forks cards made so they'd swipe he beat the crap out of me one day with a table leg he broke off i was 18. he was massively high on xenax and had a case of drink in him they even paid 5k to get him moved to another state because he wanted to go and they saw it as an out for me he ended up dying last year by being fricked up and walking on a highway and getting hit by a car i felt bad for his kids because they only knew the good in him since they're so young but honestly he hadn't changed one bit so i breathed a little sigh of relief for his girlfriend and the kids till that there are apparently a lot of people impersonating navy seals sadly it's always been me who is the loser dating girls so i wasn't alone and manipulating them to keep them from figuring out i was a piece of crap and they could easily do better it took getting diagnosed with depression and getting on medicine therapy to see how fricked up i was when i started dating the current girl i'm with i told her her best friend and her mom how i used to be and ask them to call me out if they see me doing it again so much it is habit that i don't even know what's unhealthy until i'm told also my parents never gave me a good example or a healthy relationship so i'm figuring it out as i go how my daughter is 12. you have all given me a really crappy outlook on the next several years damn it probably me i once had a first date with this guy who was sweet but clingy and texting every second later on he goes on about future between us and calling me his girlfriend and i ended the date and he threatened to cut himself and blow up my phone constantly he scared me so much i blocked his number just scrolling through to see if any of my ex's parents wrote about me my daughter is only in sixth grade and last year her boyfriend brought a bb gun to school in his backpack and showed a bunch of kids and got expelled when i was in university my father said to me about the girl i was dating that she was a lost cause and that she dumped me as soon as something better came along this was the only time he ever said anything about any of my girlfriends sure enough a few weeks later he was right and she dumped me i asked my father what made him say that sort of wanting some sage knowledge of how he knew he said that her family was so rich that you couldn't spend all the money her family had amassed i knew that part and they were frick off rich and what would she want to do with a rapper middle-class guy like me it wasn't because she was hot as heck but it was money my dad said that her parents liked me better than any of her other previous boyfriends i knew that part and i still am in contact with her mother on a social basis sure i was sort of smart and ambitious but to her i wasn't eye candy didn't drive the right car and didn't dress the part he just wanted to ease the impact a bit by warning me he did end it with saying that she'll most likely never be satisfied with any of her relationships because of her attitude towards other people she sees as below her and how quickly she would get bored with anyone in a relationship with her 25 years down the road her mother emails me to see how things are with me and my family and gets my opinion on some business dealings the family is always pursuing so they can diversify and grow i helped the parents when i was living in china audit and check a bunch of factories in essie asia they were buying and gave them my opinion her daughter married had two daughters and a really bad divorce about 10 or 12 years ago when her husband left her it was quite public as she was a public figure at the time all because of the businesses she ventured into last time i asked about her in talking to her mother she hasn't found the right man after going through three or four and is going more low profile versus public figure according to her mother her mother still jokingly mentions about me being the one that got away they regret not hiring me as an administrator and the granddaughter's having a part-time mother and no father checking the internet she has since switched over to more philanthropic pursuits in her business dealings is quite successful in her own right as an entrepreneur lots of seed money will help but still divorced single and probably too busy for anyone else in her orbit i tell my friends about it they all take a look at the pictures i had when i was going out with her and look at her pics now and since she is haitian she hasn't aged much and they say that i'm probably the loser in this one her first boyfriend she'll probably have in the next three four years when she's old enough never met him and she probably hasn't either but he's a loser i'm the sun daughter i dated a girl who didn't know how to tie her shoes or write in cursive or use a can opener she thought the vag was on the front like lower stomach had monuments of pubies and never bothered to wash slash at least look apparently she was 18 at the time my friend dated a guy who was severely overweight and depressed he's now a trainer at a gym and they have a really healthy happy family you said biggest loser so okay so i can answer this for both of my parents since they don't use rivet at 15 i started dating an 18 year old boy named john he and his even worse mom lived in someone's hallway that's right the two of them on a twin mattress in a hallway together they both refuse to get jobs but he did have a throwaway phone since i was 15 i wanted to text slash call him so i paid to put minutes on his phone every week with my lunch money yeah we went boating with my grandparents and he tried to have sex with me on their boat it was a fishing boat and only about 10 feet long so he tried to have sex within 10 feet of my grandparents and baby brother in their line of sight we went to a sporting event for my baby brother and he made me go outside and tried to have sex with me on a public picnic table he would beg me for money to feed him and his mother then when i tried to break up with him he told me no he wasn't allowing the breakup i told him i was serious and then behaved as if we were broken up anyway so when i moved on he told everyone i cheated on him then stalked my new boyfriend once he realized it was actually over he and his mom called me non-stop one night saying they wanted his hoodie back i said i would bring it to them the next day but that wasn't good enough they needed it right then so they said they were going to come to my house and get it at 3am i told them no and he and his mom left a voicemail on my phone saying they were on their way and were going to beat me up over stealing this hoodie i was a miner he was 18 and she was over 40 so i called the cops [Music] [Music] you

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