NOW IMAGINE IF JAMES CORDEN THE
HOST OF THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" HAD DECIDED TO TURN HIS LOS
ANGELES HOME INTO A HOTEL, NOW, IT SOUNDS KIND OF BIZARRE BUT
DID HE JUST THAT AND IT'S BEEN AN ABSOLUTE DISASTER. SO HE HAS CALLED ME DOWN TO
CHECK IT OUT. THIS IS HOTEL HELL. CHEESIER PLAWTION--
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) -- . >> THIS IS EASILY THE BEST IDEA
I HAVE EVER HAD, YOU THOUGH, YOU'VE GOT AIRBNB, YOU'VE GOT
HOTELS. BUT WHAT'S MEAN THEM, HOME-TEL. THAT IS WHERE HOME-TEL CORDEN AS
A BRAND IS GOING TO TAKE THE WORLD BY STORM. >> JAMES? >> James: WELCOME TO HOME-TEL
CORDEN. >> THE BEGINS. FOLLOW ME TO GUEST RECEPTION. WELCOME TO GUEST RECEPTION. CHECKING IN? >> YES. >> MAY I HAVE YOUR NAME, PLEASE? >> GORDON RAMSAY. >> James: ARE YOU-- HOW ARE
YOU SPELLING THAT? >> R-A-M-S-A-Y. >> James: THERE YOU ARE, GOT
IT, THE CORDEN SUITE, THE FINEST SUITE IN THE HOUSE. THIS IS TO SCALE, ALL OF THIS. LET'S GET YOU SETTLED IN. FOLLOW ME I THINK GORDON
WILL-- IT'S NOT THAT HE WILL FIND PROBLEMS. HE WILL SEE CREASES THAT CAN BE
EASILY IRONED OUT. >> JAMES, WHAT IN THE HELL IS
THIS. >> James: AH, YOU NOTICED IT. THISÑi IS THE WORLD FAMOUS
CARDBOARD CAR YOAKEE. GO IN, I KNOW YOU WANT TO. >> I WANT TO GET TO MY ROOM. >> James: GET IN THERE, THIS
IS IT, LOOK AT THAT. A DREAM ACHIEVED. >> YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE A
HOTELIER. >> James: BABY, BABY, BABY,
OH, LIKE-- ♪ ♪ THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK AND YOU
SAY. >> [BLEEP] OFF. LISTEN, JAMES, I'VE NEVER SEEN A
RECEPTION LIKE IT ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD. THIS GUY IS A JOKE. >> James: WE COULD LEAVE IT
THERE. >> SERIOUSLY? >> James: THERE IT IS, THE
JAMES CORDEN SUITE. >> OH MY GOD. >> James: THAT IS THE REACTION
THAT EVERYBODY-- EVERYBODY IS HERE. THE BED, THE SHEETS, THIS IS
VERY MUCH WHERE THE MAGIC HAPPENS, YOU KNOW WHAT I AM
TALKING ABOUT. >> IN THIS INTED-- -- . >> James: MOVIES, READING
MATERIALS. HELLO! REALLY MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME
BECAUSE I KNOW I HAVE FEEL AT HOME WHEN I'M IN HERE. ALL RIGHT? OKAY. >> IN IS SO [BLEEP] CREEPY. I HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING TO HIM. THE GUY IS DELEWDED. A MESS EVERYWHERE. THE GUY IS OBSESSED. ALL OF THESE, INTO THE WOODS,
WAS HE ONLY IN ONE MOVIE? IT'S NOT EVEN HALLOWEEN AND HE
HAS HIS FACE ON A PUMPKIN. SERIOUSLY? >> OH PLEASE. ALL NEW VENTURES HAVE STUMBLING
BLOCKS AND HURDLES. WAS ROME BUILT IN A DAY, NO? WAS ROME BUILTñr IN TWO DAYS? NO. WAS ROME BUILT IN THEE DAYS, NO. WAS ROME BUILT IN FOUR DAYS, NO,
WAS ROME BUILT IN FIVE DAYS, NO. WAS ROAM BUILT IN 63 DAY,
ACTUALLY NOT. WAS ROME BUILT IN 64 DAYS. NO. AND THAT'S HOW LONG WE HAVE BEEN
OPEN. GORED OFN. >> AH, [BLEEP]. WHAT DO YOU THINK. >> DO YOU HAVE I V ANY FOOD
ALLERGIES. >> I'M IN THE SHOWER. NO, NO! NO [BLEEP] FOOD ALLERGIES. >> James: I WILL SEE YOU AT
DINNER. >> [BLEEP]. >> I WOULD BE LYING IF I WOULD
SAY I'M NOT A LITTLE NERVOUS ABOUT COOKING A MEAL FOR, YOU
KNOW, ONE OF THE WORLD'S GREATEST CHEFS. I MEAN HE'S GOT MISH LEN STARS
FOR DAYS, WHAT AM I OTHER THAN THE NATION'S SWEETHEART. THERE YOU ARE, DINNER IS SERVED. >> [BLEEP]
>> James: A YOU CAN CUM BER AND AFTER DESSERT BANANA BOAT
FRI-- FRICASSE. I HAVE A WONDERFUL YEAR. >> ARE YOU SERIOUS? >> James: I THINK IT'S GOING
WELL. HE IS NOT VERY HUNGRY, THAT IS A
BIG THING. BUT I THINK HE'S HAVING A GREAT
TIME. AND THERE IS ONE MORE HOME-TEL
EXPERIENCE THAT I THINK IS GOING TO BLOW HIS MIND. ♪. >> HI, EVERYBODY. THANKS FOR BEING HERE. DINNER AND A SHOW. THIS IS HOW WE DO IT. ♪ THE DRINKS ARE FREE. ♪ I'M SUNSHINE. ♪ THERE'S ENOUGH OF-- ♪ ♪ BITCH
BETTER HAVE MY MONEY. HOW MANY MOTHER IN LAWS DOES IT
TAKE TO RUIN A MARRIAGE? ONE. MINE. I'LL NEVER GET IT BACK. >> [BLEEP] NEVER GET IT BACK. >> James: THE FOOD IS
TERRIBLE. AND I THINK HE'S INSANE. HE SERIOUSLY THINKS HE [BLEEP]
CAN SING. [BLEEP] NUT JOB. >> James: THE CIRCLE OF LIFE. WE JUST HAVE TIME FOR ONE MORE
SONG. >> NO, NO, NO, STOP. I'M DONE. NO, NO, NO MORE. YOU ASKED ME HERE TO FIND OUT
WHAT THE PROBLEMS ARE. FOOD [BLEEP], MUSIC [BLEEP], AND
YOU'RE JUST TERRIBLE AT IT. >> I'M SORRY, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, HE SEEMED TO HAVE AN OUTBURST. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM
IS. >> THE PROBLEM, YOU, AND YOU
ONLY. >> James: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO
DO, MY WIFE WON'T-- MY WIFE-- MY KIDS ARE EMBARRASSED. I AM-- I CAN'T, I CAN'T. >> STOP EVERYTHING. >> I'M SICK, I'M SICK. >> SICK OF THE SIGHT OF MY OWN
FACE. >> YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND, I PUT
EVERYTHING INTO THIS. I PUT EVERYTHING INTO THIS. AND I DON'T-- I GOT ONE IDEA
THAT CAN HELP FIX THIS PLACE. (LAUGHTER)
>> GORDON, YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME. THIS IS MY HOUSE. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE). >> James: A HUGE THANKS TO
GORDON RAMSAY, WHAT A SPORT. SEASON THREE OF HOTEL HELL
PREMIERS TUESDAY MAY 24th. IT'S ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT. YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT.
