The Danny Thomas Show - Danny Meets Andy Griffith

at all just don't worry about it that's all I'll take care of it he's picked on the wrong eye this you be mighty sorry you brought me back in the town I'm telling you picked on the wrong artist I'm trims name ain't Clem the sand and detail have you drivers like yeah you can have my driver's license you'll kind of take a look at my name you'll discover that I'm somebody well you know I you know I knew that tomato laid eyes on you yes sir I've never seen a car yet that wasn't being driven by somebody look you want to ad-lib with me hey Sydney why don't you stop arguing after all you did go through his stop but there was no road there who ever heard of a stop sign when there's no road well now the Town Council did vote to put a road in there about oh I believe about six years ago I believe it was only trouble is so far we just raised enough money for the stop sign it's just a tourist trap that's all yours the tourists have soaked the poor city slicker wait I get in front of the Justice of Peace I'll give him a piece of my mind I'll tell them what kind of an officer he's got working for him a Jesse James of a badge well I reckon you can tell the justice of the peace if you won't - what I reckon I won't do well he's a fair-minded conv felon and if he figures that I did wrong while you probably tell me off pretty good will be music to my ears - oh god where is it Justin - speech that's gonna ruin I got a few things I'd like to say to him well now mr. Williams you better simmer down there a little bit you better not be flapping you live at the justice of the peace where you've been doing at me cause you love will hurt dignity is office you know and when the dignity of the justice of the peace is office gets hurt while the size and fine it's where the swelling shows up absolutely right then well thank you man oh honey why don't you pay the fine and let return not before I have said what I've come to say to the justice of the peace now worried you let's get going here well not just easy don't get excited he'll be along in just a tiny old set course in order what you complain this whole thing is a farce that the sheriff who arrested me and a judge who tries near the same man I'm gonna get a fair trial why the ferris trial in the world I throw this tell the truth who is in a better position than me to tell whether that fine tall honest good-looking young sheriff of us really does tell the truth what are you laughing at I don't know it just strikes me doesn't strike me funnier oh hello well I'm under what's that all about well that's that's well Hoopoe town drunk coming here and oh save Paulo I don't know for how long I used to have to rest we'll have a day for being drunk on public streets and well it just got being useless for both of us so one day I I called him accidentally sober and I says I said well this arresting you for being drunk all times just cutting into my time something terrible so I says how about me just just depth izing you so you can arrest yourself yes we've done that init's it's worked out fine for both of us and I must say that he's never let me down no drunken skunk every single day always been like that no just just censors Paul died oh the poor fella you mean his father's death drove him to becoming the town drunk no not exactly see oh he passed on his Paul was the town drunk so you see the position just was nope look let me get this small Township shadow where I gotta get back to New York you know I'm an entertainer and I'm on a famous interview program Chet Barker's face to face is the rats television but I'm sure you haven't heard about television on East Park now what's the fine let's get going here Oh ordinary case this kind $5 $5 fine it'll be Lee's that's quite a roll you got it yeah I know it I know you always care that mother has nothing to do did you say five dollars they gotta file a bill right there here yeah now sometimes sometimes even teeth yeah be my guest can big deal and here's another fine go buy yourself a pool and rake the hedge sheet out of your hair you know what's true thought I got me a feeling this is kind of a special case but yes what's that so that'll just be a hundred dollars or ten days in jail though it is highway robbery that's what it is you just said yourself the average case is five maybe ten well I don't believe this is an average case no no no cuz I'm not turning an average bankroll well you're not gonna get away with it but you're just not going to get away with it no I am gonna expose you expose me yes sir when I get back to New York I'll expose you to the press to the newspapers that's right that call a paper right here you had one in this little hick bill you know that we have one got a outstanding paper here may because they may very good dad I demand to make a phone call all right to make a phone call even a murderer has a right to one phone call well help you sir I do thank you yes it won't say that thanks a lot I don't worry never mind honey did the principal involved here I don't tell them what a crooked politician you are preaching that's what I'll do hello operator name Sarah hello Sarah would you please get me the Maybury Gazette please the Maybury Gazette I'll show them there never was a crooked politician earth could fight the press lover will you please leave me alone anyway Ted this imitation whiner hits me with $100 at ten days and that's why I can't be on your TV show oh I think though I can kick on ahead you're as bad as my wife it's not the hundred dollars it's a principle of the thing here I will not be intimidated by this backwards racket arrow in the back he's sitting right here on the knife on me in the stories of newspapers whatever better yet tell it on your TV show one Oh teddy oh what an idea you think you could do it no food oh you are a genius well that'll be sensational you'll win an award for them I'll see you oh are you in trouble yeah yeah I don't need your Mayberry get get to expose you I have got a television show 40 million people are gonna know about you but is there that's right we're gonna do the face to face show right from this jail you're gonna be on TV Oh go ahead but I can't talk on that you can't talk you don't miss the waves you ought to eat more this is a third day in the road you didn't eat most of yourself I ate the bread and drank the water but loogie on you didn't eat the turkey nor the dress and now the blueberry muffins look at that you know if you wanted to walk out of here skinny and you come in and that sure is bad advertising me it's nothing compared to the bad advertise you're going to get when that television crew rolls the equipment in here and we go on TV and I tell the whole nation what an ornery greedy critter you are and no amount of Turkey justly plans or anything else is going to get me to take it easier now if you'll excuse me there's a draft in here Oh what is Wilfred what in the world is the matter with murderers that's what murdered Oh thing I got wouldn't hardly think that as long as I've been knowing Wilfred I never did know him to have any enemies I was an ice cream parlor on him and she didn't even stop just hit and run huh said his Miz Bolivar I want you to our roster are you you can't take it out on miss ball of her just cause you feel bad she didn't mean it aspect it was just Wilfred's turn to go and we have to learn to live with our sorrows boy I learnt that when use just a little bitty speck of a baby when I lost you mall just just like you lost Wilfred here you dad that's right I mean it just that way okay then now you drive up there eyes that drive up good and tomorrow morning full Sun up I'll go down to Creek and I'll get you a new turtle I don't want to turn my Wilfred no no you can't be that way you didn't get a new law no I didn't I tell you what boy this evening this evening after I get get home from work we'll take Wilfred out and we'll give him the finest barrel any turtle ever had I'll make a long sad talk over Saint couple of songs and then we'll barbecue some ribs and I'll tell you a tale about how how turd one time we back off up in the mountains beat a rabbit in the foot race now how's that sit now you go on home telling Lucy I said give you great big old bottle of pop to drink you hear back now I act like somebody it's your son huh yeah I got that one boy cute much obliged kids they sure can be a lot of trouble candy yeah they can sometimes was kind of trouble fella kind of gets a lift out rattling with listen Andy hmm I've been thinking why don't we settle this thing you bring the fine down to something reasonable and I'll find out a way to cut off this face-to-face TV show what he said you wouldn't be trying to blackmail me would you my old sentimental heart will just forget all about it wait I get on TV I'm gonna tear you apart why Henry out of Perkins how in the world are you well that's depends unless you wanted to see me about well now you just sit down here and rest ah and Retta you know this is the this is the second year in the row that you ain't paid your taxes now I sure wouldn't want see them sell your place right out to Monte well I ain't never spoke to a soul about this but since the laws getting after me I get the Gotham I can't pay my taxes on account of the food rescued I buried my poor husband in how's that well you know what a failure for sweet charlie was all his life that's why I want him to wear that elegant suit it is few home so the delay stick could look successful at his own funeral and he did look kind of dashing in that food red suit well now under the conditions he's wearing and I don't believe - and quite the word I get context - I felt but he did look distinct well anyways I couldn't afford to buy no food rescue so I rented one for mr. Johnson's hand-me-down story I meant to tell me undertake it afterwards that I had to return the suicide well I just cleaned forgot it so he buried a minute listen fella betaine mr. Johnson fifty cents today rich fifty cents a day for two years while they that's more than one $350 Bernsen probably didn't cost more than $50 brand-new I know but that mean old man threatened to tell everybody how my poor charlie got buried in the resin suit we respect your failures and even in this gravy with a pile of unpaid bills well that ornery old Scout you better bill King Henry out of perkins out of 50 cents a day for two years oh you mean about that full dress suit well as long as you don't return it I keep on getting paid for it husbands have two years now well not not now let's be reasonable about this thing let's say like the ordinary case I mean you you you will admit the pain nowhere and time on the suit in this situation what I mean is most folks when they ran a full dress suit they they ran it to go to big parties now don't it so well I believe you'll admit that that Charlie ain't been spilling any drinks on and he's been doing very little banks in it well practically none I said you might say that Charlie has kind of had this suit on the layaway plan you could say that yeah you could so now giving you by far the best of it let's say when Charlie got this suit there's maybe a 100 more Reynolds in it that's $50 so so you refund the rest to Henry out of Perkins and we're willing to forget the whole thing we've won more than $300 why you're playing fetch till the huger you just holler down rain barrel no sir you you ain't got no case no now no well it so happens that the only proof of the whole Dern transaction is this your invoice copy here that says one full dress suit for Charlie Perkins and it's in your hand right so so you've been doing business with a dead man according to the law according to the law any person who engages in a financial transaction with a person that he knows not to be in his right mind is guilty on five now I believe you'll admit that old Charlie wasn't in his right mind back he wasn't in his mind at all would so are you gonna settle up or are you gonna go to jail for fraud no or whether but now let's see what here's the penalty for the fraud and poor old widow I never mind never mind I'm all set all set oh I can't make an honest living anymore I'll get the money in the morning looks like you're not the only Simon Legree in this town that followed Johnson one of your pupils Mayberry's my fine town mr. Williams but I ring is bound be a few rotten apples it ever bear yeah it's a rotten apple right here in this courthouse no I don't know mr. Williams ain't no used to run yourself down like that talking about me I'm talking about you and whether you're on television I don't really do some talkin to the whole nation I'll tell them what a greedy graft you I want to rake you over the coals yes tell me some Southern Fried politician so you see Ted in my own humble way I'm taking a stand against tyranny and injustice and I'm grateful to you and your television show for giving me the opportunity to expose this tyrant who is the sheriff the judges to the feast the editor of the newspaper and have an old one else in this town thank Leah huh a one-man Gestapo and if there is anything that our great country with its tradition of freedom and justice opposes it is dictatorship rather than surrender to it I will languish here in this cold damp dirty cell for the duration of my sentence that's very commendable of you Danny and I'm sure the people is now wait just a minute excuse me for talking ugly I hadn't figured to do in talking tall but but when he says that he's languishing in a cold damp dirty cell I am obliged to point out that that not only ain't accurate but that's that's just downright insulting my Lucy that cleans this place every morning not with you she's a clean this woman you ever laid eyes on ain't been a year that she ain't won the shirt washing contest down to county five pastor what's that got to do with soccer me $100 on a five-dollar violation come on ask them how about that mr. Taylor well I will admit that the fine for what he done see but now you take mr. Williams hair just as I'm getting set to fine him $5.00 he takes out this great big roll of money and he says to me with his nose in there and that takes in a mess of sky all right he says let's get it over with he says how much is $5 $10 see little old five or $10 bill couldn't couldn't emit less miss twigs so I just I just had to have you up price so he had field way to the law a little bit that well do you mean you have different standards of punishment for big people than for little people well why not it pierced me a great big entertainer like mr. Williams here influences a lot of people they look up to him admiring maybe maybe even follow example he said so the way I see it a big man has got more of a responsibility to obey the law and respect the folks who enforce it even though they they might be what he calls rubes and Hicks is that what mr. Williams called you some time other times he is downright rude he mr. Williams here feels that he's the victim of cruel and unjust punishment that's that's not what I had in mind the towel mr. Williams seemed being a powerful hurry that may be why he didn't see that stop sign yes mr. Williams and a lot of folks like him seemed being a big hurry and it's a shame it's a pity because there's a whole lot of fine country to be seen between the city that he left from in the city he's going to and between them two cities there's a lot of mighty good folks to meet a lot of wonderful experiences to be had by a fellow that will take the time you know to appreciate it so I don't know I was just trying to slow mr. Williams down a little bit well I I just can't it yes any could I chase them certainly Danny I fact I'm glad one of us has something to say well not very much except I'd like to apologize to Andi for being a biller and city slicker I'm sorry Andy I had you all wrong oh thank you a lot Danny I didn't I didn't have you wrong those don't like I say I had a high - you'd be plumb decent once you got around there by oh oh wait wait one minute well I believe you forgot something like that let's see the fine was a hundred dollars of 10 days in jail and you spent three days I believe you still owe us $70 ah Oh Oh

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Length: 23min 56sec (1436 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 24 2015