Make Room for Daddy, Season 3, Episode 26, 'Don't Yell at Your Children' (1956)

9 4 1956 the car that brings you the look of success the feel of success the power of success the car born of the test the challenge the future dodge and the Dodge dealers of America we that's the winners of the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences award any comment daddy William Jean Hagen is Margaret William with sherry Jackson and rusty hammer make room for daddy I gotta go now wealthy you haven't finished your breakfast well I'm not hungry besides they're gonna get off to school he's got a half hour before you do at school I just like to hang around the school building inspires me you are not leaving this house until your father signs that blue slip you came home with oh good a preposition what you said and tell your father signs a boost if you came home with whether it's a preposition and should never be used to end a sentence the teacher wants us to get some grammatical errors and all I needed a few more I'll be all set well your when your father gets up you'll be loaded yeah you'll be loving it now be murdered look Brett it's your own fault if you're gonna come home from school with unsatisfactory reports then you've just got to learn to pay the fiddler and your father draws a pretty mean bow gonna show this look a daddy yes I have to you wouldn't do that to you only side want you hmm all right you little I've ER I'll see what I can do Oh buddy your daddy up until he's in a good mood and then at the proper time I'll say now now yeah I'll say now and then you whip out the blue slip and put it on the table you're a pal mama good morning family good morning dear hi last to get it back you look great sweetheart why didn't you eat the snack I that's not for you last night well I don't know I just didn't want none oh god a devil negative huh uh I thought you liked Bologna I do I love it except it's kind of late I'm glad I didn't eat this way a nice night's sleep I feel wonderful now you're malbet what would you like for breakfast honey some uh some pancakes and and bacon or some waffle something special anything your lovely hands for fair okay with me I feel great mornings at 7:00 the hillsides you pearled God's in his heaven all's right with the world mommy I'm telling you Now or Never what are you talking about that's always say so so often is now no no what is it what's going on I'm late for school daddy so sign this for me will ya I'm in a hurry so don't waste any time ring get your fingers off huh I got a feeling somebody find a railroad me into something I can just smell it gonna have to smell it daddy just sign it another fire the Russell's work in history is unsatisfactory how come it's unsatisfactory we had a tough test huh yeah stuff like who's the mayor of New York that's supposed to be tough anybody knows that stop anybody in the street asked a five-year-old Tyler tell you is the mayor of New York in 1756 see honey it wasn't top ten go on and look it up like the rest of the kids I'll tell you why cause it's a wiseguy of all the aggravating things a person can be that's what my son is a daily participle unsatisfactory doesn't matter what we do for this kid I mean nothing helps I don't know what to really say but it's better than a beaut what's going on here what are you Hocking me was dangling infinitives and split particle daddy you made a grammatical error you should have said I really don't know what to say and I look Terry this is not the time to the place for you to do your homework I don't get a day yell at me and if I try to get it done yell I told you and told you I don't want your reading at the table well you never say anything with Daddy Reese's nose hey daddy's different he's the breadwinner of the family all right I'll get a job here young lady I don't want you talking that way well what's the matter with the way I talk at least I don't dangle participles and split infinitives one more whack of online English and I'm gonna dangle my belt right across your double negative that's the way to bring up your daughter whoa you're my daughter my daughter when she comes home with AIDS on her report cards and she's your daughter but just let her do something wrong and then she's my daughter and what kind of help are you then all you do is is raise your voice and yell so what are you silent Sam you don't go around here whispering you know the only reason I raise my voice is so that I can be heard about you is that so that's all all right you don't have to sign it just put your initials on best families getting completely out of hand why don't you just lower your voice and sign it so that rusty can get to school here you sign it they don't want my signature they want yours pork where do you think you're going find the tallest building in town and jump aside from the fact that you don't bounce you're very funny you're a very funny woman you really are I don't know why I spend money on comedy material I see what you like my jokes you never mind don't do that why not you just want me to lose the argument precisely I want to talk to you cut it out come on come on come on sit down now there we are now look sweetheart I've got to talk to you know what about Tyrion rusty what about him look do you honestly think that the proper way to bring up children is to roar at them like an angry lion I don't know the way they roar back at me I'm like a cocker spaniel I wonder we haven't been evicted we're certainly the loudest family in the whole building what are you talking about everybody else yells all families yell yeah I'm not like us come on knock off you're making us sound like we're barbarians I see what I mean okay okay so I raise my voice a little not only you honey I do it too you start I join Terry screams rusty yells we had a parrot it did have an ulcer in a week what are you supposed to do when your kids get out of line help them with rose petals no but you have to clog room with cobblestones what do I do my son comes home with an unsatisfactory mark from school how do I say Russell I'm sorry your teacher doesn't appreciate your sterling qualities my daughter makes fun of me like I'm underneath Uranus or something what am I supposed to say Oh tell you I'm so sorry about my dangling participle I'll go to night school and study English we don't have to go that far but we we ought to learn to keep our voices down okay so I'll keep my voice now there isn't only the yelling it's other things too I mean we we ought to stop threatening them with punishments for every little thing that they do okay I'll stop threatening uh when you say it like that I know you don't mean it I mean it I mean it what do you want to do post a bond don't want you to post a bond I just want you to promise me that well that from now on you you will speak to the children in a gentle considerate tone of voice honestly sweet I just try it for a while you you'll see that it'll create a whole new atmosphere it'll be much better for the children now on I'll be your sweetest pumpkin pie good good whipped cream on top cherry on top of that dill pickle yet oh you're making me sick what about you you do pretty good in the screaming Department yourself you know frankly goes for me same promise without the dill pickle on the top it's a deal it's a deal no more screaming and hollering and no more threatening to punish right but now on all is courtesy and kindness in this house shall we practice practice yeah but okay quiet oh you beautiful lovely woman you I have got the greatest husband in the whole world let you ditch the bum and marry me we're practicing wifey dear thank you how's about the greatest wife in the whole world making the greatest lunch for the greatest husband I'd be only too happy to oh love it yes yes I forgot to mention it but I won't be coming home after work tonight I'm going to play cards with the boys in the orchestra is it alright alright well of course darling I I hope you have a very enjoyable time thank you and while I think of it dear I just decided to go window shopping today so I won't be able to fix your lunch you just have to open a can of something don't you know why oh not at all I wouldn't think of inconveniencing her sickening isn't it it's sickening but we're gonna go through with it Oh you you you see and drive the car with a look the bill the power of success the 56 dodge value leader of the forward look hey anytime you start tipped on there's got to be something wrong what's my I didn't mean to do it daddy it was an accident honest I don't even know what you're talking about let's keep it that way holy no you're in some kind of trouble now I want you to confide and daddy what is it no daddy I'm afraid afraid that is your best friend what are you afraid of I'm afraid my best friend's gonna kill me when I talk is the head you can't talk to your father who can you talk to the police rusty now uh control yourself huh you're uh in some kind of trouble you've done something wrong no doubt and uh I want you to tell me where it is how no matter what you've done I am NOT going to punish you in the one of death Russell let's stop fooling around shall we know what is it something I'm added Oh our son is afraid pray yes he's obviously done something naughty and when I tell him that I won't punish him he won't believe me if you can hear yourself talk you wouldn't believe you either rusty don't be silly if your father says he won't punish you then he won't you promise well I threw a baseball and broke the window if you're Myers bakery London Cooper broke Chalmers window it's an unfortunate occurrence but boys will be boys daddy do you feel well yes I I feel quite well muscle right well uh after all we just have to see mr. shell myron pay him for the window what can cost $15 $15.25 the window was broken I stuck in my hand and took out our donut rusty dear a donut doesn't cost a quarter I know but when I was taking the donut my hand got stuck in a chocolate eclair you took the Eclair mommy told us where we touch we have to eat you uh read about it I'll take care of the whole thing now you see honey that wasn't so bad now what were you afraid of I was afraid daddy scream his hair off like he always does no I why you should think that son rarely ever scream daddy are you sure you feel well I feel quite well thank you are you sure you don't want to punish me let's the farthest thing from my mind rest well in that case I'm gonna have a black eye tomorrow mmm black eye what do you mean well I'll go to school tomorrow and I'll tell Jimmy about the whole sin he'll say I'm a liar I'll have to fight him and he'll give me a black eye like y'all hey Jerry guess what happened what Mommy and Daddy have lost their marbles rusty would you please tell me what you're talking about have you done anything wrong lately rusty you're not making sense well if you've done anything wrong now's the time to get it off your chest rusty I think you lost your marbles no Terry I mean it I broke the windows y'all Myers bakery and daddy didn't get mad at me you didn't yell at me nothin nothin nothin he just said put an unfortunate occurrence boys will be boys our daddy look just like him oh dear poor daddy hello dear this terrible bot rusty baking show Mars window uh shovel oh you know home boys will be boys you were very furious furious my father yes Rollo is just an unfortunate episode well isn't that a coincidence because I had an unfortunate episode - you did there yes I was waiting for a more opportune time to tell you but I don't think it's going to get any more awkward - in the nest what what is it here well you know that bottle of devastating dripping daddy brought you back from Paris tario did yes yes there I I remember it something happened to the bottle oh no mother the the bottle is fine fine but you see I took it to school with me and I was showing it off to my girlfriends and I let each of them have a little dab and when the fall got back to me it was empty you're so lucky to have so many friends wait a minute Terry I just remembered I saw that bottle of perfume on my Bureau it was filled of a table oh yes I know I filled it what's the never extract is that all dear yes that's all well I have to go look for something now yeah look for something marble marble yeah somebody sure lost them all around here honey what happened to your golf shoes they're all wet our dear son Russell who was amusing himself playing a game called sink the Navy those are two battleships both you didn't break our pact I mean you didn't lose your temper hey if I had lost my temper would I be speaking in this tone of voice yeah I'm very proud of you dear I I know just how are you feel on top of everything else Terry took my new wool sweater that she soiled and put it in the washing machine now I can wear it as a mitten did you no no I I restraining myself when's this restraint gonna start paying off oh hi kid children um you drop your clothes on the floor that way you're going to get them all soil yeah I guess which of you two dear little angels squeeze the tube of toothpaste into my bedroom slippers I did what about nothing I just want to be sure which one to buy toothpaste for Russell did you put your frog in my bed last night yeah whatever I just wanted the report that he had a very good night's sleep now children don't you think you ought to pick up your coats you know something baby what I got a strange feeling our children are lovers anymore well rusty it's no use they just don't love us just don't care anymore but gosh Terry why do they stop caring all of a sudden they love to something till now well who can figure parents god I used to get punished with things I didn't do now I can't even get punished for things I do do and now a word from our alternate sponsor pell-mell famous cigarette reward yourself reward yourself with the pleasure of smooth smoking refresh yourself with freshly lit flavor smoke longer and finer and milder pell-mell enjoy smooth gentle mildness 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care we die I wish I were dead what Terry how you can't mean that I do mean it what Terry why do you feel that way because for the last week you two have been acting like strangers that isn't so it is so your stranger than anybody we don't love you that's right you don't know this might for the past meet you you you were just been acting completely indifferent toward us but why no matter what we did you just ignore us well if I said I was going down to Times Square to play in traffic you'd probably say all right Terry but try not to be late for dinner Terry how did you get that impression Wow I think I know how she got that impression dear you do yeah from your first spoken idea Danny please let me handle this I did let you handle it look what happened he's Savin the doesn't she wants to kill herself in traffic daddy baby oh boy you're for chips which Bethulia I'm raising my voice and I'm gonna continue to raise it too and I'm gonna raise my kids what do you think of that listen you so much daddy we may have passed patch but I'll tell her and on I said butt out butt out how is raising her voice I have to raise my voice so that I can be heard above you is that so so you and your idea go on go ahead keep your voice down make them house nice and cheerful and don't crash into children where'd you get that deal from one of those silly books you read I learned more from those silly books I read and you learn in old songs you play don't knock the saloons can we eat from the saloons the saloons pay the rent yeah oh yeah these cornflakes delicious super thank you I've got a dear daughter will you please now you kill listen to me I'm faking pay attention the man for breaking shall Myers window you will get no allowance for the next month okay dad and for being so generous with my perfume you will receive no allowance for one month all right mommy boiling my golf shoes a caddy for me for the next three Saturdays yes sir and for shrinking my sweater no television for one week 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Channel: William Berrin

Views: 72,102

Rating: 4.7862597 out of 5

Keywords: The Danny Thomas Show (TV Program), Don't Yell At Your Children, Make Room For Daddy - Season 3, Danny Thomas (Musical Artist), Jean Hagen, Sherry Jackson (Film Actor), Rusty Hamer, yt:stretch=4:3, Comedy (Theater Genre)

Id: YRhh9KBbAqw

Length: 29min 27sec (1767 seconds)

Published: Mon May 25 2015