The Complete Milhouse Van Houten Timeline

ahoy neighborino is just letting you know that you can pre-order my book simpson secret on amazon today their link is in the description below when i asked you guys whose timeline you'd like to see next i really didn't expect milhouse van halton because nobody likes milhouse but as it turns out there's a lot of throw house fans among us so let's welcome the blue haired dart into the timeline series yes the house always wins now mel has van houten is one of those rare secondary characters who creeps into almost every future themed episode so we're privy to his entire life from childhood all the way to his old age so how does this kid break out of the friend zone and finally marry his childhood sweetheart and does milhouse have a darker obsession for the simpsons family we'll find out in the complete melhouse timeline everything's coming up milhouse kindergarten milhouse was born to kirk and wan van houten and if you thought these guys looked freakily similar then that's because they are actually first cousins weirdly this adds up as luan was born in shelbyville and as we all know the town was founded on the principle that cousins could marry as a result milhouse was born with a lizard tongue as if the kid didn't have enough problems milhouse met bart his best friend in kindergarten after making him squirt milk out of his nose by making fart noises and the two have been inseparable ever since although whether or not this was a good thing is up for debate as bart is the best influence on milhouse i mean he would add him to america's most wanted list forcing milhouse to go on the run from the fbi but it's safe to say that milhouse's life would be a whole lot duller without our bad boy but age 10 present day much like barb mill has crammed a whole lot into his 10th year a notable highlight being his stick with fame as radioactive man's sidekick fallout boy this made a lot of sense seeing as he's paid a sidekick for his entire existence up until this point but unlike behind this episode milhouse had no interest in super stardom and who could blame him when he had to say the same line for seven hours straight i've said jiminy delicious so many times the words have lost all meaning and who was to blame for forcing him into this kid stardom well it was his parents and they're only too happy to reap in his very high profits i'm sorry i can't hear you son i'm wearing a jacuzzi suit speaking of his parents kirk and lawan although genetically aligned didn't have the smoothest marriage they were always arguing and paul milhouse was always stuck in the middle this is another time where the parents decisions and actions didn't benefit milhouse's upbringing at all making it very easy to imagine how we always seem so uptight anyway his parents bickering came to a head during an evening at the simpsons house during a game of pictionary where luann demanded a divorce it's a door use it that's a door luanne really enjoyed the single life and proved to be quite the serial data hanging out with gladiators pyro and gyro time and time again we can see her dating men so dramatically different to kirk physically and emotionally collecting dates spanning from dr hibbert to the sea captain too well the sea captain and i yeah okay i don't want to know i don't know i don't want to know but kirk van halen wasn't so lucky in love luanne seemed to thrive from the split whereas kirk didn't with his only other girlfriend starla stealing his car he was also fired from the cracker factory so that's it after 20 years so long good luck i don't recall saying good luck and generally depicted as the most pathetic springfieldian but come on at least he had a cool racing car bed to sleep in and a killer music career to fall back on in short kirk was always painted as a loser after the split the two would eventually get back together again and remarry but while on their honeymoon on a cruise they fall into the sea and presume dead milhouse would then be looked after by his cool uncle norbert until they found his parents alive and well on an island i'll never have to be self-reliant again having parents like kirk and lawan it's no wonder that milhouse attends counselling believing his therapist blocked his number hello dr wexler stop calling me the school psychologist even described milhouse as having flamboyantly homosexual tendencies this would come up again when his first kiss was actually with homer simpson who he acts then he kissed while playing spin the bottle and he seemed pretty chuffed with it my first kiss but throwhouse isn't so helpless in getting love with his very first girlfriend samantha stinky thank you oh right how embarrassing for you milhouse under the love spell of the brace face cutie made bart feel like a third wheel and so sick of the lovey-dovey shenanigans he ratted out the happy couple to samantha's strict parents and so condemning her to convene school bar romeo milhouse would later track her down and gave her a gallon of gummies to make it a more worthy goodbye he also had a fleeing with rainier wolfcastle's daughter greta although she initially dated bart she turned to his best friend when he dumped her well no one has to draw me a picture oh but i did but they would also break up after a little while but it's no secret that the keeper of the key to milhouse's heart is his best friend's sister lisa ifo parr in any friendship but that doesn't stop him from being absolutely smitten you're more like a big sister no i'm not now a crush is one thing but milhouse's obsession with lisa borders on creepy he will say or do anything in order just to be with her in the simpsons movie lisa fell for irish lad colin when the dome eventually burst milhouse told lisa that colin had died and he could be her boyfriend instead only for a very alive colin to come along and burst milhouse's very personal dome of love as we'll see later on milhouse would do something much darker in order to win back her affections so drawing very similar and bitter similarities between milhouse and his dad now before we jump into our time machine and venture into milhouse's later years do me a favor and click that subscribe button if you haven't done so already it lets youtube know that you like my videos and it means that i can dedicate more time to make more content just for you think of it as your random act of kindness for the day and i'd really really appreciate it thank you age 12 teenage years when buffalo is upstaged on his birthday by lisa he goes out on an angsty street lamp bashing spree with milhouse they are soon caught by the police and bar escapes leaving paul millhouse to be called into juvie this is to be expected from bar as it always seems as though he takes advantage of milhouse making him look after his old decrepit warehouse for hours on end as well as allowing him to take the fool in the good the sad and the drugly but asks milhouse to help him loosen all the bolts in the school which causes everything to fall apart but manages to escape but poor milhouse is caught and suspended instead of admitting his own role in the crime but promises to visit him every day but he soon breaks this promise too why didn't you come to visit me bart their friendship is hugely imbalanced and melhouse is largely submissive to bart now i think personally that this is because bart is milhouse's only consistent relationship in his life and therefore milhouse clings on to him for dear life aged 18 milhouse graduates juvie can do a whole lot to a person and so milhouse got super duper ripped it also seems to be the turning point for milhouse's and bart's relationship as his future progresses his submissive tendencies shift solely to lisa but good for him as milhouse achieved the impossible in dating lisa his lifelong crush we learned that he won her affections by saving her from a fire which you would later find out is something he caused which is a huge red flag if i ever saw one thankfully she broke up with him after prom but caused him to fly into a murderous rampage and so showing his amped up rage which has been building up since his childhood later on when lisa has her scholarship taken away she feels hopeless and so turns to milhouse he encouraged her to give up on all of her dreams and stay with him forever in springfield but when barr sees a vision of his sister marrying milhouse and having a terrible life he rushed over to save her from making a big mistake grabbing her just before she can kiss milhouse age 25 milhouse gets a job after graduating college milhouse got a job as the new head of nuclear safety inspection at the power plant where he was now homer's boss when homer informs milhouse that lisa is getting married he is crushed seeing as she previously told him that she never wanted to get married i think milhouse takes great delight in bossing home around seeing as how much he bullied him as a kid he looks just like you poindexter homer was always teasing milhouse to the point where he even tried to run him over with his car no i've never liked a little wiener milhouse it also goes to show that if milhouse can't be interwoven into lisa's or bart's life he'll go to any length even interweaving himself into another simpson's life once again painting a very sinister growing obsession with the simpsons family or is it age 40 married to lisa milhouse has finally found a way to put a ring on lisa simpson as the two are now married now i don't know if it was due to him threatening her with fire again holding snowball gazillion at ransom or something else entirely what's even crazier is that they have a daughter named zia but do not worry viewers zero is made up of the best of their genetic material which basically means that none of her is milhouse now i've gone into great detail on melhause's and lisa's married life in lisa simpson's timeline so i won't go into too much detail here and bore you guys but feel free to catch up on that video after this one this marriage probably didn't please bart very much as the bleak future he tried to save her from had come true which may explain why we don't see him and milhouse hanging out very much from this point now i just want to say that i know that future episodes aren't technically canon so maybe this might be retconned later but like i mentioned before i absolutely hate that lisa ends up with milhouse they have absolutely zero in common and you can see just how unhappy lisa is in the episode the only time she says interested him as an adult is when he's bitten by a zombie turning into the walking dead as a result he's braver and more caring old milhouse would have been helpless with an asthma attack it says a whole lot that her husband has to be brain damaged in order for her to like him [Music] so come on guys what do you think what do you think about the whole milhouse and lisa pairing let me know in the comments below age 45 secretary van halton cutting to a few years later lisa is now president of the united states yes it actually happened and who is right by side secretary van houten of course i guess they found a cure for zombieism after all the future themed episodes of the simpsons are kind of all over the place and the continuity is strenuous at best so it's unclear if milhouse and lisa are even married here or if their daughter zia even exists my theory is that lisa divorced him after he was cured of zombieism i mean she did seem to get along with him a lot more when he was a zombie age 70 old age 25 years later after milhouse's relationship with lisa is far gone into the past his relationship with bart has blossomed into old age despite everything but has put him through throughout the years and bars hatred of him of being with lisa the two now live together in the retirement home bart is constantly bragging about his glory days playing baseball catching that famous ball that won the game but as it turns out that game was all rigged fed up with his gloating melhouse bursts his bubble and bart begins to cry and so milhouse takes it back his relationship with bart fluctuates like any childhood friendship but his strong tether to them never slacks whether you think there's a darker side to his obsession or an innocent adoration it's one to be explored and pondered upon i personally see him as a kind-hearted loyal friend who has suffered many traumas that have shaped him into who he is freaky creepy or not we can even draw several similarities between him and his dad such as their short temper love for stronger women and the fact that they're both attracted to their relatives yeah that's right as an fyi milhouse is distantly related to lisa by his great great great great great grandmother eliza simpson anywho on that creepy note thanks for joining me in tracing the complete timeline of milhouse and finally i'd like to say a big thank you to my newest flying hellfish members molly fanton and jack fuller thank you so much for helping support the channel it really does mean a huge amount to me and of course we have the whole crew here let me introduce you to timothy who owes bozain liam one drama boy steve charlie sean andre stefan robert ashley glenford devin gadrack stephen edward anthony nicola jeffrey dominic cody jaku star game boss 49 chaz jeff gill shadow murray paul henry frank lucas zed omar eric thomas 88 dave samantha rayleigh laurent alexander daniel charlie brendan bendy jessica chavendra holly and jason

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Length: 15min 57sec (957 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 05 2021