The Co-Op Cursed Halo Experience

so you might be asking yourself uh just what in the hell is cursed halo well if you don't already know it is a huge mod primarily uh developed and published by a youtuber a twitch streamer just an all-around living meme legend inferno plus and uh shout outs to whoever actually like ported this over for master chief collection uh i don't know if that was inferno or not i'll have their name on screen right now uh special thanks to you guys for you guy uh let's just sum up cursed halo here in uh about 30 seconds see anything wrong with this picture jordan why are we here well i am nothing if not a cursed individual and uh you know we've done our fair share of halo so why not combine the two cursed halo so yeah [ __ ] we got something special today cursed halo it's uh you know you take the the much beloved halo combat evolved and then you just [ __ ] all the [ __ ] out of it yeah so uh we've done our fair share of legendary but this time we're gonna keep it on heroic um i honestly i don't know what kind of [ __ ] up uh thing he could have done if we did put it on legendary yeah like it's it's cursed whereas like we we pl we we goofed around on easy but at the same time it was easy so like exploding flood did nothing to us and we're like oh no fun yeah so we're going on heroic so we're like all right we can actually be scared all right we have to actually think about what we're doing here but then again it's cursed so uh yeah uh shout out to the people who uh made this mod available available for master chief collection that's how we're playing this uh if you're doing that you got to make sure you set visuals effects and music to classic also i don't know if you have to enable campaign customization we did but uh we don't know if it makes any difference this is going to be a full campaign run well okay how much of this campaign you see i don't know full in quotations but you know uh we'll get there when we get there but of course we start with mission number one the pillar of autumn [Music] something all right with what i'm seeing something's not right i don't know what you're talking about [Music] he just ran over two people keep it together keep it together i hope one of them has a sniper rifle and then they just oh my god that's just like a warthog for children oh my goodness we are going to strangle them with their own living gods am i right marines sir yes sir damn right i am not moving out double time just that car driving behind him like i was supposed to be a very like who wanted to see covenant up close must be like [ __ ] like each time he's supposed to have like a dramatic thing that cards driving behind him ruins it curse halo does not have the multiplayer version of the cutscenes oh oh there it is there he is okay i just had the spawn just for a second i was like what the green lights follow the green lights [Laughter] asap you better follow me over here wait it was a little poster board back there was there i don't know if it was like in the normal game cortana did her best i don't know this i don't think was here marines scooters are for squirts no scooters on deck yeah this is definitely calico cat answers to jonesy fight for her [ __ ] it's just like it's like one of those [ __ ] like boards you see at work oh thanks thanks for the [ __ ] throwing pistol ow i'm going after him come on [Music] i found a gun [Music] bye dude good luck i wonder how this guy died oh yeah that's right i forgot they kind of break away before you expect them to this is in front of me just suddenly turn into a minefield like oh [ __ ] are ready for an actual area where we need our flashlight oh well mine conveniently mine just ran out of [ __ ] battery nope nope that's not the side i want to be on right now oh low back don't back up quickly get aboard before it launches was it over here oh no i don't know trust me you want to die here with this trust me there are worse ways to die yeah you all you also have to do uh you have to do cursed halo in the original graphics which for me is a bit of like uh i've never actually played through the whole thing in classic oh no we picked up some d20s i gotta reload my bottle of water [Music] is that riku it is oh god it's pushing me back can we even get to the [ __ ] no more d20s [Music] [ __ ] you just get past the bridge it hurts hurting it hurts not only hurts master chief but it hurts me spiritually that grenade hit on a different level just like turning back to see him in the back oh we gotta watch first watch what it does to these [ __ ] grunts for a second there i was really confused like wait who is that i saw the pants and i recognized them slapping oh yeah that come on man ow my rifle exploded they're all dead did you see what happened to that [ __ ] elite it looked like he got blended wait jordan [Applause] if i hold left trigger oh god oh yeah he said it was flood from mario sunshine [ __ ] i didn't realize left trigger did something i can't throw grenades in this form let's introduce two d20s into the situation i hear rick roll he's a decoy i can't see it because i'm not back he's a demonetization he's a [ __ ] decoy [Music] they're trying to kill him is there so many of them oh that happened because of one of my grenades oh [Music] [Music] i don't think he just starts over oh him with a plasma grenade i don't know where he went he died oh he might have just ran out yeah i think these are your ammo yeah you have to come pick these things up stuff some nes cartridges yeah that the [ __ ] apparently the d20 frag grenades in multiplayer uh they just they do like they're just normal explosions but they do like a percentage variable damage yeah which is uh that's kind of neat if i remember correctly he said if you headshot it's a one-hit kill with this thing but otherwise it only does like one damage yeah so you have to head shot with it i'm already out of here bye welcome to the family side bomb feast your eyes on super vaginas like this is the one mission where i'm most i like why are there so many trees oh that's right grenade d20 grenades can spawn trees i just turned and there's a forest [Music] set is that a normal warthog for a brief second it looked like it that's too long that's too long a six-seater i think one two three four oh okay we can't hold five people in this one the warthog sedan oh yeah with tiger camo i think this is supposed to be a joke off at jurassic park god it's so weird driving this when it's this long oh my god the warthog sedan [Music] for chief when he gets kids [Music] chief when he starts another blue team oh wow this one is like slow to start what the sedan hog yeah no it's heavy oh god come here [ __ ] how do you think i feel oh god okay how do you think i feel when they butchered my what you've killed me all right well uh thanks for the boost i lit it almost landed right side up second d-20 i definitely did not make it worse i don't believe that i'm dead i might have spawned a ghost then immediately spawned a hunter there's so many hearts coming at you run from the love jordan run from the love jesus watch how you [ __ ] swing that head oh what happened that was the d20 grenade i just died yeah it was a tactical nuke i don't know why i wasn't killing you but i was hitting you get aboard and let's get out of here well now nobody gets it this is what happens when you try to play god i think he just has a magma oh no you just you just pieced together what i was thinking once we get inside this might you have to hold the the it's got a left trigger for me whatever like me i let's start with this party with a grenade fine have one of those oh god worse than i could have imagined i have another one everybody's dead i just heard the oof i'm back everybody's dead oh ah broke my ankles oh god hey i got extra d20s i'm using them [Music] oh no oh yep there we go i may or may not be responsible for the cube wait it makes the minecraft hurt noise too ourselves up some more yep i'm throwing one over there it may or may not be harder to get to where we need to go now uh let's see because i spawned here i accidentally spawned trees okay okay you can walk around these trees at least oh god through the door bro this is just what i hear all the time why does that one hurt so much betrayal what happened it's so hard to tell if i have a lot of ammo or no ammo for like some of these weapons yeah until it just flat low battery sign shows up okay okay i didn't mean to do that i swear i died well it's a good thing i just threw a [ __ ] plasma [ __ ] over there [Music] oh god idea just got foiled in the millisecond i had a blunderbuss i was gonna shoot him away the cubes shoot the cubes you'll win excuse me coming through uh what jordan help help help help help help um the hoglet's dead by hoglet okay [Music] no i'm in a corner i can't make it out death fiery no it's just what am i supposed to do have you respawned yet no last checkpoint he didn't want to see it anymore i i didn't know that was in there that was a surprise so i'll say that just you screaming no i'm back look more d20s hey stop to use them on all right the door i believe is yeah you should know where it should be able to find it and it should teleport me hurry jordan did you live yeah because it nuked i [ __ ] heard it i just heard that [ __ ] crunchy explosion you see this you can see their guns are bit crushed in the cutscene talking about this ring world wait they call it one moment i don't think he's getting a magnum but i think he's getting a snark i don't know if that's better oh he was nice it switched keys weapon to a big crushed plasma plasma rifle inside of the cutscene oh thank god i think he knew that would be [ __ ] stupid yeah okay ah he's got the triple hunters now that's not good keys though wait what he's died but we're what um [Music] this part of the mod your ride's over time to die i i'm choosing to believe that's part of the mind maybe we should go back later and just kill keys to see if that's what it does you're in a pelican right yeah i am i i spawned on the beach unable to do anything and got killed uh flood um hello that's a little early foe hammer get me the [ __ ] out here i'm waiting for foe hammer the dropper are extra long that's the limo hog i think um we deliver abomination okay oh my god it's so sweet if you've never seen inferno pluses video on what is the longest warthog possible uh it can get longer than this oh oh my god oh my god it's so hard to control oh god keep going keep moving oh geez yeah i'm not gonna try to finagle this oh yeah the [ __ ] trick like the [ __ ] noises oh is there a second one no just the [ __ ] oh wait oh i think that's just that's a better one that's the sedan hog yeah it's better like i'm kind of want to [ __ ] see what we can get real quick hold on hold on i have to do something [Laughter] okay good enough for me oh more grenades oh god fight the hunters with grenades no not where i wanted it i wanted on the beach because i could have done a musical pun with it just gonna not look at it i'm fine i'm fine i'm fine i don't know why you think otherwise i don't i don't think you are i think that the that image hurts you eight times more than it does in the game like it scars you dude i mean on some level i had to have known this this sort of thing exists yeah but i don't want to [ __ ] see it buff for you [Music] inconvenient rocket launcher oh don't be in this with that crushed right oh we can go all the way through the [ __ ] area some tony hawk [ __ ] right there oh there's a sniper jackal go i'm not stopping i feel like right now that we're in a [ __ ] like mario kart game just go inside ow i'm too fast i'm hitting every corner i know it's so it's okay oh no wait wait wait wait wait wait you teleported me out give me a second to catch up shafted what's wrong with this picture [Music] shaka [Music] oh he's over here oh why [Laughter] [Music] where are you at i am under you i found a shortcut oh okay well there's trees now hey jordan i think i blocked you let's see oh do i have to go through that little actually i think i blocked myself in oh that's not the way we go oh you can see the turtle okay well what a surprise the sword elite one in melee i was half expecting to see buff riku down there because that's where it spawned and that kind of worked the hoglet is just hovering when it's attached to the [ __ ] thing so my sister has a friend she does not belie she thinks physics is a lie what she believes it's made up and fake i will agree in certain situations in games i will question physics too but that's usually in games in reality yeah physics is a thing the only made up part about physics is like the name we've given it that's just like an invention of people [Applause] but yeah but actual physics are a real [ __ ] thing like it they've been proven in everything and she's saying it's not proven and she's starting to say the math is like well the math is a human creation as well but how are you going to explain like how gravity works and like everything else everything that's physics you're like um bruh you [ __ ] go get it for me well that was a hell of a spawn did you get it no try again [Music] third time's the charm bye hey it's back okay i'm just gonna let that happen [Music] ah there was just flood vibe in there oh oh my god the wraith the wraith is stupid look how high it is off the ground flap the wings [Music] to get back up again [Music] is [Music] yes [Music] i tried to sneak through the door man can't make it can't make it the [ __ ] stuck oh my legs don't stop start stuck please i met you you're dead yes genuine dick [ __ ] as soon as i get to this door that that could be anything uh it's fun thing spawn all the hunters again no they're sword elites oh honestly i think the hunters might be worse i'm gonna be honest i thought i had another plasma you clicked twice okay nobody gets in the hell i lived this is not a good do you have grenades no i don't [ __ ] let go of the [ __ ] let go of the [ __ ] before you kill me god the [ __ ] like alien weapons are so much better yeah usually it's the other way around where i prefer to use the human weapons but covenant weapons in this is just so much better or more funny at least banshee can you drive it just ignore the hunters ignore the hunters oh my god if we get a banshee we can shortcut just down to there i think they're too fast for their own [ __ ] good oh [ __ ] wonder something quad laser oh let's pick it up and see do you have to charge it yes oh it's the cube you smell the cube [Applause] oh well i'm going for a deal okay no jordan no it teleported you over here [Music] i am so angry i am so not happy i didn't know it was gonna do that i died oh my god i i was so close to my checkpoint that went south so quickly just go to the top just go to the top door should already be open everybody should already be dead oh i see the banshee yeah let's move on to halo's control center insult to injury what was that i don't know for a second there i thought it was a flashbang twice in a row but was that a nuke i don't know for a second i thought mass oh okay we're in guilty spark now shoot bandage and pillage the dancing steps of war [Music] part-time 15 minutes do you think we can do it um maybe look at them all running oh why didn't oh we they gave us four grenades out was that just one grenade what was that i don't know all right next grenade i have okay [Music] more d20s okay oh whoops i throw a plasma throwing flashbang a little annoyed that you're still in combat i am apparently teammate in combat [ __ ] get out of combat i i swear i'm not fighting anything right i'm on the lift there finally [ __ ] christ don't die oh my controller battery is dot is dying ah no it's back in my controller look how much bloodier it is wait why don't we have a blunderbuss yeah what the [ __ ] is that just the cutscene default weapon maybe we're gonna see what happens to jenkins like where the [ __ ] is jenkins even looking i i don't know what's going on soldier wait keys has a pistol wait oh no what's going to happen in this cut scene do you copy over and dozer get your ass back up the second squad's position and find out what the hell is going on i don't have time for your lip soldier i give you an orange listen what hold still let him have it canonically that's what happened to keys that's why we don't play that mission oh my god he knew what was gonna happen so he just [ __ ] took himself out no no just no doors this way cubes what is this what is what i see that magazine what the [ __ ] drop that i want to try it out real quick i want it back though yeah i'll give it back just unmodified halo 1 pistol what in the [ __ ] so [Music] oh i'm dying thank you forever what part time 25 minutes uh i don't know how long it took i want to run through this as quickly as possible still screwing around with d20s but still [ __ ] running through this because this mission is probably the least fun of all the halo games oh i think they threw some grenades too d20s over here i will happily take that oh knock back i don't know hold on let me god damn it the knockback sword no jordan you can have it this time i need a saline enema for my hard shits [Music] bad wait we got one we got a speed here in our test test run bye jordan i'm all the way on the other side of the map wait you're not gonna make it damn it everything's blue yep that's what i was seeing last time oh ow oh god do not cut to my screen why because i'm watching you in a [ __ ] closed area uh all i see is okay okay i can angle it like that and then it's not okay turn right camera camera please turn right right i um yeah it's the same for me right back up a little bit head yep just start spinning head forward i i don't know which way is forward you see my green arrow uh oh wait okay just head head okay you're going the right way okay okay i'm i was able to okay there now it's normal i blended myself stop it why why does it do that do what we're like i'll try to like turn and now it's gotta [ __ ] turn back around so i can actually go forward yeah it's kind of weird see what you get i will deactivate the security lock god damn it i just thought of something how the [ __ ] [ __ ] there we go yeah my character wouldn't stand up hopefully that speeds up that piece oh it's this part where we have to go underneath there's so many more boomers in heroic i grew some trees i think i'm actually stuck i think you have to go back to checkpoint because we cannot go through that unless the trees just despawn i don't think they do i think you [ __ ] trapped us on the rock side i died i think that this is it by the way final part where you going uh good question i don't know god damn it oh it's up to you now okay i was there i don't know why i wasn't triggering is that all be gone with you is it true more or less technically this installation spells has a maximum effective radius of 25 000 light years but once the others follow suit this galaxy will be quite devoid of life or at least any life with sufficient violence to sustain the flood but you already knew that i mean how couldn't you left out that little detail did he firing oh you flipped it good one shot flip the [ __ ] race holy yep don't use your missiles because you just explode betrayal it [ __ ] teleported me right up to you god damn it jordan i didn't know this the [ __ ] that that i didn't know that was an option it is spun [ __ ] seville civilians pretty much instinctively frozen cocky okay you're jealous what you're jealous oh i got a drink oh [ __ ] now energy the minecraft drinking noises jordan come here are you seeing what i'm seeing um i see a crash pelican you might not kill him what is happening uh what it's a hover hog what back to the future go [Music] you ever have a dog fight with a [ __ ] flying car uh not no i don't think i have well it's your now [ __ ] this thing go in i have like no ammo for anything actually what oh i guess it's not this one confuse noises what the [ __ ] what hit me i don't i turn around and just ex like died uh hold up you there jordan uh it crashed really that was what crashed it we got rick rolled on a crash uh i guess reload a checkpoint what the [ __ ] [Music] loading done i don't get it do we have to um we have to reload like leave and restart the mission we might i've never seen that but also this is the first time i've ever played modded so if it doesn't do it we might be skipping oh no i was wondering when it was gonna oh my [ __ ] god we can't let the monitor activate we have to stop it we have to destroy halo according to my analysis of this i mean this is where the [ __ ] this is just this is gonna be blurred on the ways down right this mission um [ __ ] keys just go go to the end okay we'll show off like just like why so if you uh if you hadn't heard uh cursed halo apparently uh it just skips over the mission keys because it's bugged or something i don't know i don't know it's like i've never seen any curse halo gameplay of keys yeah no intro cutscene for one thing uh we're just kind of here uh there's a blunderbuss right here can't pick it up uh we got our guns that all does stuff this door open this door open there's some plasma [ __ ] in here active camo throwing a grenade don't what oh wait that's the wrong wait is it just oh these just normal grenades so yeah we're just gonna skip keys because i kind of i don't think it's done uh um yeah uh well that's just a flat texture down there okay okay yeah we're just white that's why uh why you don't play keys in cursed halo it's just bugged it doesn't work the final darkness is nigh okay i was like i was about to say it's like i'm pretty sure cursed like there's not supposed to be keys and curse halo but to be fair i think that's like canon and curse halo because captain keys shot himself oh yeah how are we going to destroy the generators i'm hoping that he put in just some regular rocket launchers or maybe i think i have an idea how to do it if he didn't it's just the normal halo one cut scene and then nope what sure why not it wasn't even close it just exploded in the air uh about a battery rifle grenade that actually looked like a match with the [ __ ] surroundings it's just a building ship exploding bouncing pistols all right that was actually probably really helpful we lived we lived [ __ ] i leave home for a few days and look what happens i think nothing's weird about this cutscene except for us holding the grenade give us enough time to make it to a lifeboat and put some distance between them this might be like a good [ __ ] uh uh [ __ ] thumbnail here no second how much firepower would you need to crack one of the engine's shields not much a well-placed grenade perhaps but why just that okay i know what i'm doing for the thumbnail i know what i'm gonna do for the thumbnail hey this time you actually hit something unlike last time on when we played this mission you know what you're not wrong drop some active camo i'm going for [Music] i got bad news we're just gonna have to arc it i will i have an idea wait until i get there step one complete we have a straight shot into the fusion reactor we need a catalyst explosion to destabilize the magnetic container okay i have an idea okay so that worked on that one you might get lucky with a group plasma grenade yep that worked all right plasma works that's pretty clever there with the uh rocket launcher i didn't think about that because i don't know how many more plasma you got oh that would have been funny as hell that worked no i fell that too it is open you are a little too far to the left dead i had a panic shoot it's open you were too high that work nope oh [ __ ] uh d20 gave me a big plasma explosion well that didn't work that didn't work my plasma ducky did not work your grenade did uh are up i'll come up and do the rocket launcher again since the rocket launcher conveniently has no i got it like this oh you got it d20 gives me an explosion nice oh no oh okay never mind dude all right so warthog race we're gonna have to see what hogs are available gotta try the hardest one would that be like the hogwarts oh my nation probably be pretty hard i have to worry about high centering on that one yeah but i mean you know this is already kind of tough with a regular hog [Music] reliant warthog what have they done to you they based it off the reliant robin the three-car three-wheeled car all right you know what i'm trying with the hog you'll probably succeed with the hoglet [Music] so [Music] so [Music] so [Music] yeah perfectly then my god this mission this game oh my god oh my god that your discretion is advised do [Music] so [Music] you

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Length: 68min 44sec (4124 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 18 2022