Cursed Co-Op: Act One - Remover Gun Pointed at the Head of the Universe

[Music] it was only one one are you sure yes they called it cursed when you first launched Halo were you Blinded By Its Majesty find it paralyzed dumbstruck no yet the martyrs were able to break your game edit its sacred scenes and desecrate it with their goofy goats Minecraft ride there will be order in this Council you were right to focus your attention on the line but the Grand Prix this Thanos by the time I learned The Marvelous intent it was nothing I could do you know where we are the internet wait sir here lies the dreams of the modding community each funny created and consumed in times of extraordinary crisis single player version 3. custom Edition or not for the modding Community Halo would have died long [Music] ago's horse cock on live stream was your error and you rightly bear the blame but the senses were over we know you are going to do this is the true face of deviance hello everyone welcome welcome back to another installment of God this is stupid good evening yes it is I'm I'm here with my friend Russ hello Russ hello spag Cooley how are you tonight I am doing good full disclosure I'm not sure exactly what we're doing tonight my friend well I I kind of I I don't think that'd be the worst thing you see oh that's the intent all right all right I'm game it's like a celebration of the Halo community um and that's great I think that's all we need to say on that so shall we uh shall we switch over to our game view here let's let's uh let's Lock and Load let's rock and roll we have our chat in window there I worked very hard to make that chat look like it belongs in a Halo game um I'll take your applause now and the golf club goes where uh what do you think heroic normal where where do you sit on the slider um probably not the absolute hardest but I could do a heroic I can uh I can I can roll with the heroes welcome to Halo as intended there it is ah yes hello oh that's weird you're player one for some reason well enjoy the privilege that comes with enjoy the privilege I'm not prepared for the responsibility a player one can I is there somebody Decay this Throne I I don't believe so I think Halo's just gonna do what it's gonna do today very very well then fall in line number two yes captain I I want to say was it Leo that wanted me to play Marathon at some point that is very good very powerful yes so I think my I think the grenades are I'm sorry oh oh this is not okay I've got a lot of questions right now um um so I I have picked up the tool gun from Garry's Mod oh my uh normally the tool gun does things like spawn and despawn uh this one just says Thanos I don't know what that means hold on let me excuse me uh I I feel like I have something evil and beyond my ability to control in my hands I don't know if we should use the tool gun here we have to try it at least once I mean come on here he goes oh uh so can you see Thanos in that room with you uh no I do not see Thanos I don't believe you um so Thanos appeared uh and Thanos is completely naked uh uh oh no do we have a modern check can someone like do some quick homework to make sure that we're not about to like run into just straight up porn [Laughter] now slightly paranoid welcome to the stream everybody it's just gonna cut suddenly okay we'll see we'll see there's yeah there's like a seven second delay between what's like happening for us and what gets uploaded so if the stream just cuts it's because something bad happened and spigoli had to stop the Stream [Laughter] it's like trying to charge but it won't oh oh I understand now oh oh we're still charging it is simply continuing to charge it's it's still going um goodbye it's a race shot guard has been doing some research and so far it looks okay but we're I'm not gonna hold you to that card don't worry it's my responsibility as the streamer to protect these poor innocent Souls from Thanos horse cock spag you are you are a leader you are a king among a king among the what what is this what is this no no what is this I require another firearm I heard a wraith shot there oh no that was merely a regular grenade oh Russ look at these uh what do they do here why don't we just throw one of them over there uh you spawned a weapon so this is oh the game so the grenades are d20s oh really it's a random loot table how big is the table oh come on D100 wild magic table come on I'm ready for my 100 dancing skeletons let's go laughs the lieutenant call it Mario Kart s oh you poor naive okay there's no chance I'm gonna be able to hit this but we're gonna try I'm gonna Super Mario Sunshine this guy oh boy what what happened what the sound dungeon didn't like that very much no no it did not um I have acquired power beyond Reckoning oh show me how it is done uh hey you get off of my clown oh I also have what looks to be a normal shotgun really oh did you just shoot yourself with a shotgun okay it's a blunderbuss oh that sounds delicious uh please let me know if that is breaking the compressor on Twitch uh excuse me sir can I send you home [Music] he's free I'm armed for the snark as well oh you've got a smarter yes oh I love snarks don't worry I'm sure you'll have uh oh that's that's clever I like that the stocks save the Stars oh that is so loud spec oh it's so fucking loud oh God is the end of the world well it does take like a whole tick of help when I when I fire it I believe it uh there's a straggler somewhere yes oh it's the elite that I blew into the stratosphere uh oh no hold on I need to I need to go get him hold on polyolioxin free um that's not an elite what is this what is that an elephant that that appears to be a warthog my friend no this warthog is not a natural formation I mean someone built it and thus it must go somewhere what do we do with it do we try to flip it it is the big hog and I feel like if I flip this it will move the ring I mean I say go for it oh oh too much too much too much and so unfortunately I haven't seen the elite but thankfully there is a timeout just uh do you look to the sky my friend yes what oh God oh God it's coming incoming interesting fuck me we just happened to be over here for that as well that uh that was most fortuitous I would imagine uh oh yeah on Hogs oh no oh I wasn't ready for this kind of power stop that oh oh um so much lemonade all right all right all right get get up wait does that mean I can like oh careful the Hogs are both shifting actually we can use this we can use this to our advantage yes let me try to climb in like Toy Story yes oh my goodness gracious can you control this vehicle oh it's very slow oh oh my I am seeing movement on the radar ahead uh did you just fucking believe that did you just wreck no no it went just over me holy shit the rear seat oh oh hold on hold on friend oh yeah I'm climbing over oh all right ladies and gentlemen this is barely usable oh I I cannot see at all what I'm shooting but let's go this sounds amazing oh fuck what are those uh I don't know what what happened uh prepared I'm married yes we definitely we're not I'm very dead the melee combatants are surprisingly effective oh yeah a lot of love went into this no mistakes in this is the result of Decades of actual work I'm up it shows it absolutely shows just before we leave foreign [Music] uh I also see Indiana Jones although he appears to be two-dimensional if you go around the sides well that was after the boulder Boulder explains a lot these little Minecraft Steve jackals oh God he's actually going to kill me okay search the interior the uh the diamond armor no fuck no oh no no I got battle geared by a jack a Minecraft sword wait it was going to happen sooner or later well oh um uh welcome to Halo assess Queen this is um this this is the game that I've been playing since I was a wee boy I hide under the monster car yeah [Music] oh my God the competition whoa [Music] um I'm sorry you're flying in the sky why what I can play twice they're not crazy off are they are the stylistic differences between them are sufficient that I can see I can see someone having like just an object oh you are so dead I swear to God I'm going to behead that Jackal give I'm going the other way so hold on the jackal's over there I'm going to get him [Music] fuck me there's a jackal with a sniper okay um oh my head be careful you have trees though and you have a bow which means that you are naturally inclined to win legless chew it do it yes oh my God she's gonna give me a heart attack good job's bag foreign [Applause] absolutely I mean especially on this level just grab everything off the side okay we're having fun we're having fun today okay is this the Thruster gun I love how I play Gary's Mod right now uh oh there it goes ah I see I have there we are there we are these two can these two weapons can be combined my friend we are literally playing Garry's Mod yeah okay here I'm gonna let's let's make an Iron Man are you ready okay go for it oh I wasn't necessary for that one wow that's beautiful he was amazing um shall I pull this gentleman um oh spag oh no what happened the Thruster got the the pole Cannon it pulls of course wait are we decent are we no I I oh my gosh are you pulling a shade turret is that what I'm saying I am I am I am I am this this pole is amazing so uh perhaps some bit more control my friend oh no we must hold oh my chariot awaits you just got killed by Dr Eggman oh I'm sorry no worries I got my weapons back all good we just uh laughs oh my God hold on let me let me pull up the right weapon for the right job [Laughter] oh give me another [Laughter] oh [Laughter] God oh my God this is just adorable no I want him give him back yeah that's exactly tug of war holy shit man anytime I see something skip frames in game it just fucking kills me oh please oh man oh you're you're seeing me break my friend I'm I'm loving every minute be careful that shade up there is still active for now oh there you go yeah yeah it's in the tree okay let me uh welcome back thank you thank you [Applause] oh oh we can pull each other's bag oh this opens up level two of Gary's Mod yeah wait are you ready I'm ready hit me you free my friend I am now above the ship we are boarding The Truth and Reconciliation one way or another oh no okay well maybe with a closed environment with a ceiling it would be more effective hey my friend would you like to uh you want me to drive I like to take would you like to take a drive oh are you gonna jet the hog Let's uh let's turbo mode this a little bit okay go ahead and Jet the hog all right all right all right no no no no no no no run away run away oh do you have any idea where my body went my friend I don't know what happened to you amazing playing the mind that's the way that uh TNT blocks in Minecraft react I believe normal weapon this the angle is not perfect on this turret but it's yeah yeah that was exactly why I didn't mention it until now I see I see you dual wielding those merciless merciless weapons well you say you say uh oh I see the stream as well triple wheeled [Music] oh there's a lot of d20s going out oh you may want to take cover oh what is happening it's like the last level is happening around me I don't know can I can I show you the melee attack for this triple wielded weapon stop being mean oh God what is that hello what is that is this oh fuck is this I don't know it's some sort of it's doing damage to the shields I I can't move towards it it's like pushing me away this uh I think we're in trouble Fred what okay oh is it a boss in the other side um I think we're very lucky there is a giant anime guy spawned in here oh and he is once again been censored perfectly oh my uh I think we should leave all right let's just go [Music] this is chaos [Laughter] video games can be fun this is like this is the antithesis the miasma to League of Legends oh yeah oh yeah absolutely I'm sorry Meadow what now just fucking thrusters away that's exactly oh I mean more bouncing uh exploding plasma grenade multiplies oh you're a little too close to that one oh I underestimated the ax really uh yeah so allow me to not die I don't need to take care of that gentleman for you so the the ax oh it's just like extreme knockback it's as bad or worse than the Blunderbuss wow okay oh wow what was that I'm just throwing d20s right now amazing I I've got no ammo and an ax that's about right I almost can't believe that it is this this like glorious just just Gloria oh give me a second real quick glass of water oh goodness gracious they flake oh I've got tears I've got an actual tear in my eye it's basically Gravity Hammer levels of Effectiveness if not greater I I swear I heard like a Doppler effect on that guy when he flew away first I had the pole gun now I have the push ax so I think the thing that's getting me is that there's uh the way that this game he's back oh no I can't believe he's back the Jackal I swear he wasn't in that room the entire time Jackal 2 the Jacqueline the jackalink he came in like through the Through The Reckless to know better than this oh damn it I had a bit ready oh hold on can you can you repeat what he just said uh coming here was Reckless you two know better than this Covenant headers oh my God I can't believe I missed that fucking excuse wow wow wow I am be shut by the horror Reigns let's move yes sir okay sir oh no oh what is it what is it it's a remover gun I gave Keys a remover God sorry to remove her guns bag oh no what what uh uh oh yeah I don't know how it's gonna go fucking developed okay so the the objective is now get to the end before the game crashes Four Keys brings us down around us thank you okay this is possibly my favorite bit from the original game oh really the the beach Landing of Silent cartographer is like wait what is bad it's Marty McFly that's what he's saying hydration check before we get to our Island Paradise oh it sounds good the Cartographer is so many warthogs everywhere and you're just crashing into the walls yeah we just lost Marty McFly he ran into the pillar I see him on fire over there oh boy here we go oh my goodness we are heroes oh God okay ow I think Johnson just crushed me with his gigantic ass I think I think my game may have just crashed oh no oh goodness let's go it's your birthday oh no here comes the motorcycle gang that was choreographed that was beautiful amazing I'm getting back because I cannot deal with that okay Maureen's gonna go forward and die uh that's a lot of potions okay supernova I think that was a D20 what the heck oh yeah there he is do you see him in the ocean burning out oh my goodness oh my goodness oh boy who would like to attempt to tackle the driving on I'm here I I'll drive you gun I need to like have wine after this no no they're beautiful flying formations oh I found a pistol that's as large as I am ah impressive so basically raking your wrist oh fantastic this is basically the blender bus but it's a pistol oh we we have a hand Cannon everyone is this this is the best weapon that I've seen in this so far um here do you want to uh you want to give it a shot um I I don't want to take your treasure from you no no no please please I my assault rifle is still around here somewhere hold it like a underslung oh it act you know what this is what this is a Bolter oh yeah basically exactly this is what happens to you if a normal person tries to fire a Bolter this is why the guard use Laz above the air oh I think that's a uh I think it's a jackal I think that was a melee jackal uh let me just oh no The Recoil is pushing the vehicle off of the uh oh hold on there's a sniper perfect [Applause] utterly perfect my friend oh Jesus it's the perfect level it really is it's everything the Blunderbuss needed to be oh yeah oh my God this is the terrible idea and I love it rest of the level here we come this is so fucking cool oh my God here we go oh oh I get there the fight fucking ears I'm sorry Robert this is the pistol this is not the uh this is not the uh blunderbuss the legendary was the hardest uh oh of the Halo games um I mean the classic answer is Halo I didn't fire by the way that was that was a jackal with a blunderbuss oh my gosh huh I oh fuck me oh God foreign [Music] so I would like before we continue I would like you to consider the amount of work and the amount of dedication you need to have to the Covenant to become a zealot the upper 0.01 of Elites that are honored to be the embodiment of the Covenant on a planet hahaha [Laughter] I'm not gonna spoil too much but I will say um the levels so far have been pretty faithful to the game and they will stop being so at a certain point oh my oh my delightful that's great to hear [Music] foreign

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Keywords: Twitch, Highlight, Spaghoolie, Stream, Edit, Supercut, Funny, Best Of, Russ, russetthestone, Cursed Halo, Cursed Halo... Again, Mod, Modded, Thanos

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Length: 34min 18sec (2058 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 18 2023