Halo 3... But it's Incredibly Cursed

foreign oh my God it's got a tank gun on the top I'll tell you about how I came to princess from orbit chief what the [ __ ] what is this checkpoint confidence go melee and Groton the face [Applause] what the hell is wrong with my saw rifles oh this thing if you hold it it's you know a lot of recoil what does this do wait a minute I got a battle rifle wait a minute the images of it is very long what the [ __ ] what is this what is this the slip space rifle wait I got a Grenade what is this what is this oh it's a rocket oh oh my God where is that oh it's really [ __ ] slow what is this [ __ ] battle rifle I don't know let's go [ __ ] some [ __ ] though God whoa this plasma rifle check this [ __ ] out like it has some like knockbacks or some [ __ ] oh wow checkpoint confidence go melee Grunt in the face Does anybody read these what the [ __ ] does this battle rifle do oh it's toxic gas my battle rifle what it's a fart gun [Applause] oh my God it literally says KO what is that it's like wait it's spawning [ __ ] out of it word gun you have to pump the squirt gun picked up beam of the Void what the [ __ ] Harry oh my God it's a goddamn squirt gun what is this the brute scoot is what this called oh my God oh look it's like a snort look you want to shoot it bounces around oh my God fertility rifle what is a fertility rifle needle shotgun so if I like let go oh wow key shooter oh my God you're actually shooting peas it says squirt gun out actually at the pub this thing what the hell yes oh wait the the [ __ ] grenades are homing the plasma grenades there's something hiding around the corner going to the basement alone and check it out you know it's your kid to kill things faster so you can go die again what is this it's clearly what is clearly an alien grenade four rifle what the [ __ ] was that it's a flood Spore rifle wait a minute I just used my flashlight and I'm red it's a laser what has he done to the Spiker I wonder picked up Blazer a hope to impale enemies this uh that that laser sight doesn't really work very well you're not playing with the center and reticle you ready to learn how to fly oh inter-dimensional Marvel stuck that Jackal and he just flew to the stratosphere oh Warhawk all right let's go what is that what the [ __ ] is that all the eat of flipped the warthog and set it to one bro oh God damn it look at this look at this recoil oh my oh my God bro if like if the video is sped up at 10 times speed yeah look at this what did he do I don't know what is all that [ __ ] yeah hang on what is that what is that a full buzzer 2000 compensating gravity list hey oh that's a big grab lift I'm going through this player let's see what happens what the [ __ ] what was that stuff now where's the BBQ there's a ghost turret in the Pelican oh you're right look at that oh wow what the hit the [ __ ] sniper chapels got gossip rifles oh what flame deck denilator whoa okay nice job that's what a project Annihilator is what is that it's a fruit Chopper the Low Rider chopper what the hell is this thing hold the E to become solidified legless lizard swap for stupid super stealthy camouflage let's see what this [ __ ] thing does all right oh my God it's a metal gear box that is awesome oh my God I can't see anything get out of it look here let me get it wait wait wait a minute I just had an idea can we sneak by these sniper jackals up here with this box do you think yeah get in will this protect us I hope so it's working because it ain't shooting at us portable Goss Cannon what yeah that's what the sniper jackals have what'd you do uh hold on I come pick the come pick up the gosh hog thing and zoom in with it just just zoom in so zoom in wait a minute warning your Gosling warranty is expired please call us oh that's awesome that's [ __ ] great find jobs and fight wait never mind wrong game find your Johnson oh God why even bother trying to zoom in with this how optimistic of you what the [ __ ] [ __ ] look at the [ __ ] oh stop firing Christ in this four-part ducky series they will be explaining why hot pockets are a scapegoat for a globalist toilet paper pyramid schemes pull up a seat pop a squat and let's blow some mines Hot Pockets uh Scarab gun oh that's a scare a gun all right oh my God Terry check this [ __ ] out okay so we have three extra grenade we have two extra grenades of [ __ ] uh so what what's this what is that just talk I think it's a rock hold on what the [ __ ] hey John look up all right uh you somehow killed me doing that oh no no no come on go back oh my God I did it oh my God I made it back on ow what is that he's carrying a big ass baseball bat is he well he is no I still keep we gotta get that I want it reload checkpoint we have to get that a baseball bat okay um wait what if I get a crate oh my God okay well I have a chin protector oh my God so wait what if I throw these things don't get on the pill Camp what if I throw the Rockets onto it will move it took out it no it does uh how are we ever gonna get on now what the [ __ ] oh no killed it let's go go to the war it's right over there why am I the Arbiter now I'm hosting I have no [ __ ] idea maybe that's part of the curse of [ __ ] suplex pistol oh this is different the stun gun why don't you have a whole right click whoa anti-alien devices excuse me what the [ __ ] it's a barrel launcher that is awesome the [ __ ] Barrel launcher hold second wait wait hold secondary fire to unleash a volley of fusion coils oh this e to hold on for dear life why look at me look at me look at me oh my God let's hold either continue frustration that's cute it took the pew pew device and what give it a space back to the beginning Now featuring a water fight what if I shoot this oh oh well oh that's awesome [ __ ] let's see machine what dog [Music] oh that's why it's a Kamikaze machine all right the bungee special I wanted to sing a little five times now tune it again like a pinball Chief smash into the wall confetti cannon oh what oh my God what is this it's a one three-wheeled Mongoose oh try Goose dry geese or Drake cold oh my God hold the E to look your friend in the eyes intimately what is that it's a [ __ ] fire hydrant what does this gun do we haven't tried this yet the sticky gross mess oh what is this just hold e to create glitches from 2004 swap for Super bounce oh nice job you back in my rider or not I got it right I got in it it just I [ __ ] died uh clutch I picked up a traffic cone golden gun oh it's like a James Bond the Golden Gun picked up a cone by the way I yeah that's what I thought it was gonna do should throw the cone what does it do just the code this is the goddamn calls now I'm through the level again but with bad lighting so-called monkey after they boom boom fall down fall down can you imagine surviving a [ __ ] rocket the Goddamn face and then a grunt just shoots you in the dick and you die that's like beta male [ __ ] there he is back burn the enemies alive with bright light oh my God are you still reading these good so what does this thing do it shoots water dude the suplex pistol throws them up and slams them back down globalize me Captain from Horizon I missed the river BBQ I threw a [ __ ] traffic court at you I didn't think it was gonna kill you blubber race turrets wow this thing boosts oh my God oh oh my God I saw that well that rape just killed himself by the boosting it to a wall she wrote in on go Bailey a Scarab in the foot note to self weak against water I'm loading the rain what a glorious feeling loads of rain what is that hold e to go spin with some friends on the ghost realm marry ghost ground also hold the E to lose your lunch oh oh my God holy [ __ ] I'm gonna throw a rock on it and when you start going start spinning I need you to stop spinning all right go I know you saw me standing oh my God what happened we get a gold pelican we hold a scare meat entirely a cardboard let's find out oh my God oh my God it's got a tank gun on the top don't get stepped on don't get stuff done what is this shoot I wonder if you can't throw my grenade whoa this little cardboard boxes oh my [ __ ] God I got stepped on it since the shadow Realm what the [ __ ] RGB Hunters fine we're Grapevine stashed his hentai I don't even know if this uh squirt gun is any good but it's probably better than the battle rifle holy [ __ ] this is actually pretty [ __ ] goodness it gets the blood yeah it does who knew the flood main sweetness was just water brains big Helios the symbol let me punch you across let me punch you yeah yeah yeah yeah yo get on the turret let me punch you across here touch me oh come on I made it now this is a sticky Crow's mess can you see me yeah go to the desert on on an Arbiter With No Name this eye combat is so in right now go Bailey a race in the hatch why am I Chief again now after being one of those Arbiter like 20 minutes I wonder if it's random he might be before I do it I picked up a broken baseball bat I died come on no we'll never know what it does now let's count sand one two three oh my God I swear to God if you just lost all my [ __ ] no it's all down there what is that there's a marine humping on top small tanks it's literally a small tank look at that thing look at those little rights run little legs running you have a dab a demolitionist drive the toy tank give the driver the best view of the house oh my God whoa whoa oh you're actually inside holy oh nope there's an invisible wall there's totally a brute taking a pee up ahead look at this look at this break I died you [ __ ] son of a [ __ ] I lost all that [ __ ] I [ __ ] pissed I did nothing I did nothing to you I didn't think you would checkpoint like that yeah it's gonna checkpoint like that you dumbass hey it's it's the end of the level it's all right oh my God I got annihilated by a crate took one color did he just say you [ __ ] monkey over the river over the river oh wait fine you need to find enough space to sit on and hold e to show that you fell again oh my God Dairy look at this thing look inside look at how he's sitting hahaha every brew has gone surfing Surfing USA cheers I ruined it earlier what the hell what take out the recyclables get it yeah challenge truth to a boxing match I'm dead by the way summer boys flood date that's it look at your [ __ ] glove I've come prepared [ __ ] in the snow walk up a ramp then another then another then it's actually a [ __ ] palm fruit coconuts fell in front of me look like he chipped and just [ __ ] ate [ __ ] okay what does it say head for the frigates the cubby narnar what is this we're riding it like a surfboard oh let's go

Channel: PeskyTerry1998

Views: 627,376

Keywords: Halo 3, Halo: The Master Chief Collection, Cursed Halo, Cursed

Id: rv7eKQaUaNI

Length: 19min 58sec (1198 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 30 2022