Cursed Co-Op: Act Two - Wait, It Gets w̶o̶r̶s̶e 𝘽𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧!

hit me be free my friend um so if I remember correctly solution to my problem I have controlled this somehow oh okay we're starting off strong everyone wow ow okay what well this uh this is not great what okay okay okay there we go how many uh how many charges of that do you have I appeared I believe I have about four shots left oh no what the fuck was that that was a boom stick that was a boom stick my friend oh fuck me that scared the shit out of me uh that was instant death uh snarks and more uh you know what solution presents itself who buy entire lower deck of the bridge oh boy there we go oh yes definitely did something over there [Laughter] we heard them talking about this uh weapon they call it the Flappy banshee found something yes I've definitely played infinite uh in a mostly multiplayer capacity but uh I have I played it uh uh uh what is what is that is Sergeant Johnson hell yeah damn aliens glad you're here take my two show Moose balls means in that ass does get a little lonely top for yourself what I mean chief soldiers dying left and right and only ourselves no but you're not really alone are you cheap got Cortana with you it's been a witch a bit of heavy idiom man Johnny cool features that helmet of yours got me action City in five movies yeah man any Wi-Fi access to uh UNSC flicks what's up hey chief of friends man and Friends best of friends badass friends yeah man you know who you can tell me anything I'm here here good work sir get back in let's get going that's real bad there sir just want to let you know it's Friday's in the world everybody feels so close and with my entire life ah time we spent here today talking hanging out I'll never forget please no ways oh I think it just happened in Training Day I don't think I remember that but huh interesting oh fuck me oh oh this might what is that It's Album ring it's the dagger thing oh fuck oh God faster why don't you take that tank my friend very good very good tank very powerful tank that's powered much WoW ah heartbreak oh oh spag I was wrong I hope this doesn't shoot you without my consent I will get out of the way hello tackles goodbye jackals to whoever it may concern mean uh yeah let's go clear the level shall we absolutely okay they have some turning on them I'm a little hesitant to use my primary fire given my very tactical behind you positions yeah we need a good like broadside oh have we actually had an opportunity to ride ghosts yet um um no this is not a ghost though actually this is called a Speen a speed yes yes I'm not sure what it does but uh show me your power Spain it seems pretty uh oh what hmm what oh okay it is if anything even more greased lightning than the regular ghost the grease and lightning yes in fact it appears to try to fly in Reverse everywhere you go do me a favor if you would yes um can you get in that and just hold down the fire button of course I I'm I'm using my uh my language skills here oh my goodness oh fuck me hold on [Applause] I'm running back fine I'll do it all the power can handle this we need big speed watching you from third person foreign [Music] oh fuck you threw a D20 oh please don't be a nuke oh it's Marines uh he's spawning an unmodified Halo 1 pistol what now if you'll permit me let's illustrate the best weapon in the game so what if the Halo 1 pistol fired at the rate of the Sentinel beam oh my God oh my God yes do it so I'm not letting go of this one probably oh no please please don't be a nuke uh some sort of anime character he's back Rossi's back I can see him this time I can see him this could have gone so much worse he appears to have a a weak Aura of damage around him yes yes I uh [Music] so [Music] um okay we're just going to not acknowledge is he blocking the door no no he's he's two-dimensional for the most part no I like his his bubble like there we go okay oh the slow all right you mean did you make it past we did this time we did next time maybe not so wow this is just gross Jesus sounds like a very potent weapon what's this ammo capacity uh 150 okay I I have a picture of me it's one of my most treasured pictures it's me with buck teeth and a bowl cut at uh Rainforest Cafe holding up my halo limited edition Xbox One and wow it's the happiest I've ever been in a picture it's all downhill from there hello oh it's these guys again fuck oh no okay okay how do we deal with these I need to stick together I'm going to take the diamond sword first of all because I'm still not convinced it's not uh it's I'm still not gonna make this useless okay I believe in you and then I'm going to try to melee them and I I lost thank you kept fucking out of here [Music] if I can't have that room no one can yes exactly it's good stream at least every time I alt tab to mess with the Disco by all means uh continue your current runs so you don't have to worry about switching just yet uh Russ uh did not answer the call um but uh I don't know if you see on stream there is a rocket that is oh no oh no oh no okay here we go clean no no M's I don't care I don't care get me through okay you got this he's coming he's coming no no no [Laughter] well then I think anything quite beats the uh the low frame like just flailing sticks oh very good um my friend I have noticed a vehicle here oh so I'm going to knock this down do you mind investigating this vehicle for me of course um this one is called normal warthog oh this is the Marty McFly hog well there you go uh it is quite difficult to drive oh that might be better than the Banshee because that we can can you fly in there no absolutely not uh it is a hover vehicle Outlaw the traditional ghost let's see you get some air oh it's adorable I love it I will do the jump again but this time I will attempt to um look as high as possible I will not look at the ground at all during my oh he's doing it killing it uh what is happening I'm afraid no it's okay there's just beautiful birds up here what do I do she's being free I can't look down [Applause] oh neither could Marty that's why he crashed into a wall what how how best can I facilitate this effort [Music] um I good luck I guess just follow me into the darkness okay okay okay I I can do that I do uh really does uh did you ever have the pleasure of visiting Universal Studios when they have the Back to the Future ride suffice to say um your vehicle moves exactly like that ride and it's really really nice to watch really really I I cannot see for the life of me where I am going or what is happening so I'm going to assume that I'm going in the correct direction here hold on uh we're going to hit something all right all right that's okay all right all right all right all right all right um so do I need to head up to that bridge you know what fuck it yeah go to the bridge we'll just skip the whole thing all right I'm inclined to do so I mean honestly we've been to this Coda truck stop before uh [Applause] [Music] I don't know I think it's a far one because initially when you oh okay hold on initially when you uh much harder than it looks Chad um [Music] I think we can do this I think we can do this okay here we go here we go here we go perfect perfect [Music] oh no foreign okay very good just a typical day in Los Angeles yes exactly no really though this is the parking situation is literally true to life oh what my time has come help yeah oh my god oh no it's bagged what what what madness has befallen this this this perfectly normal Homewood Suite tool gun what tool nope okay not not using that one not for us today um I only 10 gently recall the backtracking of this I of course more specifically are called cinematic moments involving private ghoul and his um his fraternity oh oh no oh no so um we're on standby right now and uh we we are investigating present dangers um it's it's not as bad as I thought it would be but we're still not showing it yeah that just seems unnecessary uh but Jenkins gets infected and does not die and then he's got three chapters of just trying to die and the infection won't let him what what is this like some sort of farcical fanfiction it's it's rental what what is the Benny Hill theme play the entire time no it's it's really grim and horrible like he keeps trying to shoot himself through the head and it will like it fights back and breaks his arm none of none of that thank you I mean there's the other Halo book where Sergeant Johnson lays heavy pipe at the end no it's real and he he finishes too early oh what but he's supposed to know what the ladies like oh my God Marine survived what it is perhaps because we were moving so fast there they are and there they go oh oh good well that's that's all I needed out of this level let's wrap this one out yep yep yep yep this is the what oh no look if Minecraft Shenanigans are the price to pay to avoid boomsticks I suppose I'll pay it but grudgingly so in the same manner that I pay for parking there he is Master Chief the hero of our day hell yeah allow me to be the Virgil to your Dante read a fight to these Unholy zombies sons of bitches and strong what do you mean we recorded these ones I wonder if they got the guy they did not that sounds familiar like how you doing wait a minute this is a library on legendary uh hold on my cat's on fire I'll be right back Chief I promise I'll be right back oh it's like a go-kart yeah oh God it's the most tense uncomfortable no no oh no no I'm just gonna put all of my combined ears of Halo experience for the test I'm I'm so glad you're driving right now [Music] you hanging in there I I am I am there was almost a moment of um of disorientation I I lost all sense of where I was I thought I was suddenly back in a Sears uh is having so much fun hello [Music] we're gonna lose Johnson here I think [Music] [Laughter] there was more deadly zombies yes definitely what I wanted for this week I've been told to stop for a hydration check he he did it he did the sound he did the fucking sound what what sound oh oh friend friend we have a bit of an issue here oh okay I just had a hydration check him out of the way yeah yeah yeah I would highly recommend getting down here I have a technical problem that I need to look at that's okay I'm tech savvy as we discussed earlier I think all your prowess may be necessary oh goodness help what to reproduce blue skies outside the map no uh who are you uh hello heavy armor Marie hello oh no they've been banished all right again we will be too no it's okay here he is uh uh greetings I am Audrey for Passive aggression I am the recreational evaluation officiator of installation zero four my task is to assess Andy down what his name is in which axis will only be granted when the reclaimer has been murdered foreign 42. how do I do that it's 42. it's 42. okay okay you handle brain I handle gun yes yes I'm 147. um 243 plus 147 equals 390 390 390. there is a 390. what 247 plus uh 392 392 392. what you'll be penalized for your inadequate math skills oh I'm spawning in worse things I'm gonna make like I did in math class see you later we're in glue mode when we need her all right we'll do that this is the power of teamwork uh you know what we're going with this no no it's funny get more P guns no no that was something else I could not hear some of the um like second and third questions solid very solid oh oh no hello reclaimer and welcome my name is 353 guilty car what is this place this first race track in the Halo grand prix I don't understand there we go five races you'll be going up against the top races from all over the ring allow me to introduce them the grunts Now Dave the marine and Dave the Marine yak and zag the jackals Captain keys and Captain Jesus Elites the budget went in the marine and his friend David Green what [Music] Steve Steve and of course Steve oh yeah David marine and his heterosexual life partner named The Marine [Music] the hunters know one and finally Dante from Devil May Cry and his mother Goku also some other people [Laughter] what spec what is happening welcome to the second half of the game oh no all right are you ready I I am prepared I I am prepared apparently I'm shooting uh oh God I want an item box so badly but uh Drive okay absolutely do it fuck you Goku hi hi everyone knows that Goku should be driving anyway I mean oh God uh I am incredibly uncomfortable In This Moment I mean yeah absolutely okay oh god oh Jesus okay Jesus okay it's okay we got this we got this what the fuck all right oh I'm enjoying uh I am desperately trying to keep them from getting in front of me oh god let's see if you can carry the day [Music] there's all this lightning in chips oh my goodness I I was robbed yet [Music] all the go-karting we've seen up to this point was a 4 10. yep yep do it we very narrowly avoided fish there go go [Music] ku's famous sniper rifle you know actually going to kill me he has his like uh he has the same thing in the game okay okay what oh Jesus Christ I have no idea what position we're in I know it's not hers this is not gonna work in a warthog no way no way alrighty then I didn't see it I just heard it I would truly genuinely enjoy playing this over ever touching Halo 4 ever again oh how embarrassing are we going no are we doing the whole thing and the hunters in the hallway [Music] okay they're actually doing better than I thought they would only one last I guess they they were a little embarrassed about the AI oh no look someone's there interesting [Music] the jankery is happening here [Applause] ah very good then um adorable oh you did it you got me into we got the index that was the entire point of this congratulations [Music]

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Keywords: Twitch, Highlight, Spaghoolie, Stream, Edit, Supercut, Funny, Best Of, Russ, russetthestone, Cursed Halo, Cursed Halo... Again, Mod, Modded, Johnson, Johnson Ride, Halo Kart

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Length: 32min 1sec (1921 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 19 2023